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Ridiculous last words

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Invent an over the top death, but only give the last words of the person or people. Try and be as ridiculous as possible.

You want proof there's piranhas in this lake. I'll get my cossie on and go take a look.

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Of course this staircase is saaaaaaaaaaaaaafeeee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is why i like watching horrible histories with my kids stupid deaths, stupid deaths hope this time its not you...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Humpty dumpy fell of wall.....

" cracked it "

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

I'm sure I read somewhere that crocodiles really like being tickled....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Humpty dumpy fell of wall.....

" cracked it "

Spelling went astray a little

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cant beat Spike Milligan’s epitaph....

“I told you I was ill”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Na honestly, this North Korean dictator is actually a really good friend of mine.

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

It's always the _ed wire they cut in the films... Snip... oops

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Of course I turned the electricity off, I'm not stupid!

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

My dads will be he died in a min.....as he always says in a min lol

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Does your dog bite?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's a mad axeman with a ghost face mask on the loose?? I'll just go into this large spooky house and leave all the lights off, what could go wrong?

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple over a year ago

harrow

Of course the lift is here the doors would open if it was

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

(Inhales deeply) " what a day needed this cig. Can you smell gas" ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hemlock, Shmemlock....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yes Ant and Dec, my ex asked me to audition with him on his knife throwing act for BGT. I'm not sure why he's got sunglasses on inside.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you put your ear to the railway line you can hear the train coming.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" don't be stupid, the chances of being hit by a meteor ??? Pfft..

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By *edMan over a year ago

cambridgeshire

Stop going on! I'm a brilliant driver....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's not a real fucking gun!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's not a real fucking gun!

Don't worry it's not loaded....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No dear.

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By *ulfilthmentMan over a year ago

Here and there

"Nonsense! They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

These are reminding me of the old safety adverts from the 80s

I'll just untangle my kite from the wires on this pylon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can't be electrocuted if your in the bath

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had this python years he's harmless.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had this python years he's harmless."

Don't worry he's just affectionate

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Hold my beer. I want to try something....

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Taste this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You see the thing about any wild animal is that they are more afraid of us than we are of them..."

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"He's a sweet horse, he never really means it......"

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Hold my beer. I want to try something...."

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bungee jump

I lied about my weeeeeeeeeeight x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This mushroom has a really nice taste, despite how unusual it looks . You'll love it!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh Boll...."

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple over a year ago

harrow

What do you mean ? Of course that granny knots will hold my weight .what could possibly go wrong ????

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Mmmm roadkill. Delicious....

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By *ir jizalotMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Think I'll wake up dead

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By *iforfun999Man over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Just one more selfie with the tsunami in the background.

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By *riskynriskyCouple over a year ago

Essex.

Oi, you, yes you with the AK47, keep the noise down. I'm trying to sle....

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Petrol's the best alternative to poppers and if you light your fag you get to see who's in the darkroom too, like this

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

latest fashion is a boa constrictor worn as a scarf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know you said you'd kill me if I tried anal with you but...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You have the knife and the upper hand. Do really want to do this? Do you really want my death on your conscience ?

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By *iforfun999Man over a year ago

Haverfordwest

I'm not spending that much on safety gear, when I can make it myself with recycled string and bedsheets. Geronimo!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We don't need that many lifeboats this ships unsinkable

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By *iforfun999Man over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Oh well, look on the bright side. I have a 50/50 chance of getting it right.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Trust you to buy Tickets for Millwall's home end

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