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Womens nails up your arse

By *negent OP Man over a year ago

kirkby

When a women suggests a finger up the death star for gods sake lads check she aint got nails like a bangal tiger or j low

Makes a terrible mess of ya knotted balloon

Be carefull

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan over a year ago

Willenhall

Exit only!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When a women suggests a finger up the death star for gods sake lads check she aint got nails like a bangal tiger or j low

Makes a terrible mess of ya knotted balloon

Be carefull"

That's why I have short but we'll manicured ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Exit only!"

I've got their second album somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When a women suggests a finger up the death star for gods sake lads check she aint got nails like a bangal tiger or j low

Makes a terrible mess of ya knotted balloon

Be carefull"

Messy was it?

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By *negent OP Man over a year ago

kirkby

Just a sharp scratch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's when she curls the fingers into a fist you need to worry.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"It's when she curls the fingers into a fist you need to worry. "

Lmao

Mrs SB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's when she curls the fingers into a fist you need to worry. "

And wearing boxing gloves

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

What about down the little man....that can he quite fun x

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By *tudmcmuffinMan over a year ago

Swindon

"What about down the little man....that can he quite fun x "

I actually yelped when I read this

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By *negent OP Man over a year ago

kirkby

"What about down the little man....that can he quite fun x "

Strewth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got a hammer to go with those nails op.

xxx

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By *negent OP Man over a year ago

kirkby

"I've got a hammer to go with those nails op.

xxx"

Good grief

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What about down the little man....that can he quite fun x "

Nope...!

Not ever....

Never.....

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I'm not feeling the love in this thread

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By *uriouskinky2Couple over a year ago

wrexham

Nothing more character building than standing on one leg with a pair of tweezers fishing a false nail from your arse. Think of it as a rite of passage.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nothing more character building than standing on one leg with a pair of tweezers fishing a false nail from your arse. Think of it as a rite of passage."

Lol !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aaaaggghhhh, no thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nothing more character building than standing on one leg with a pair of tweezers fishing a false nail from your arse. Think of it as a rite of passage."

I just choked on my half swallowed mouthful of coffee

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

"When a women suggests a finger up the death star for gods sake lads check she aint got nails like a bangal tiger or j low

Makes a terrible mess of ya knotted balloon

Be carefull"

J-Lo ain't too bad, if she has fingernails like Flo-Jo then it's backs to the wall time.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Why do you think I have false nails I don't get asked to do such things