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what car & job do u each have?
i have bmw m3 soft top
& i work as a farm assistant manager  |
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over a year ago
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i have a db8 and im james bond |
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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago
staffordshire |
I have audi a3
I have 2 jobs one in retail one in childcare |
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I don't have a car anymore as I live in the city centre and don't need one.
Used to work on site, but am off work now with psoriatic arthritis  |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
I have a black ford transit, I am a taxidermist for a large chain of undertakers |
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By *negentMan
over a year ago
kirkby |
I have a range of space ships
And a school for gifted humans
I am charles xavier |
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I have a chariot, I AM SPARTACUS |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cbr1100 systems fitter |
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u seem 2 have your handsful curious! just not the ryt fings xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't drive, but I'm repairing a Triumph Spitfire Convertable for when I can.
And I work as a prop maker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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don't drive so use manchesters human cattle waggons but on the upside I work at cupids so my job is naughty n fun lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wear a uniform. |
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I have a Cinquecento and I'm an international playboy. |
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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago
staffordshire |
Keeps me busy, just sometimes too busy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am Spartacus! |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"I have a Cinquecento and I'm an international playboy."
Not driving one of those you ain't  |
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By *heBakeOLiteGirlWoman
over a year ago
62 West Wallaby Street (not real address) |
I have a 4x4 and a classic mini. I can mostly be found stroking cats for a living and catching turds in my gloved hands  |
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I drive a corsa vxr and work as a chef. |
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
carrbrook stalybridge |
I have an old Astra
I drive a truck full of dangerous chemicals |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mercedes coupe and Range Rover also have a Ducati.
Property developer and Landlord |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what car & job do u each have?
i have bmw m3 soft top
& i work as a farm assistant manager "
Bet that was a hell of a job getting the 3 point linkage onto the back of that ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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tradesman and drive a white van, but new mitzi asx with all the trimmings on the drive nd a porsche 911 in the garage, who needs a quote lol |
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Transit
Yamaha r1
Yamaha rd350lc
Suzuki rgv250
Electrician |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am a fireman and I drive a Vauxhall Zafira  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a kawasaki ninja and a hummer.... I'm a freelance hairdresser for hair shows/beard comps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Part time catalogue model and Daniel Craig lookalike.
Tan coloured Austin Maxi. The one with the square steering wheel.
Some none or all of the above may or may not be true.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Trabant and I sell snake oil  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Black juke . Lorry driver deliver forklift trucks and collect etc .  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I work for Jaguar and currently drive an Alfa Romeo GT.
MrWho. |
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A Porsche and I'm a lady that lunches  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Little white berlingo van (courier) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hyundi I20
Admin Manager. |
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By *c-ukMan
over a year ago
Sevenoaks |
I have a bit of a throbby monster... honestly.. I am happy to get it out and show everyone
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The list of cars and jobs just go's on and on sorry |
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I have a silver one, a black one and a red one.
I choose to work part time, because I can. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a consultant and I have a big black one!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A blue one with 4 wheels and I work 5 days a week.
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I don't drive - I'm driven.
And my job part-time and pays very well, thank you.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am a fireman and I drive a Vauxhall Zafira "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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3 Bugatti's, 7 Ferarris including a 250 GTO, 2 Rolls Royce and a Lamborghini just for good measure. And I'm an internationally famous rock star.
Was that look at me enough?? |
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I have 4 cars - 2 broken; I'm a project manager and a part time chauffeur. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a VW Beetle which is my dream car and I decided yesterday that I also have my dream job. #lifeisgood  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just a humble civic
I make alcohol....you are all fucking welcome
The "bars open" threads could single handedly keep me in business! |
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"what car & job do u each have?
i have bmw m3 soft top
& i work as a farm assistant manager "
I have a Mercedes-Benz SLR Mclaren and I'm a knob too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have 2 Kawasaki's also 1 Yamaha, all are awesome.
I think the are 2 cars on the drive, sort of boxes with 4 wheels each. Don't know which is which most of the time.
My job is to enjoy myself, and occasionally be a systems designer to earn enough money not to work go to work often. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Does your job and car define you as a person?
Really? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bmw320 one of us is a nurse and one a manager for an automotive supply company |
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over a year ago
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"3 Bugatti's, 7 Ferarris including a 250 GTO, 2 Rolls Royce and a Lamborghini just for good measure. And I'm an internationally famous rock star.
Was that look at me enough?? "
You have no Jetstream
Loser  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have a crappy zaphera the one that catches fire ,now they have found yet another fault with them I'm a nurse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bmw220 and infrastructure support specialist  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ive got a mini and am a Technical Author  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A cosy coupe and am a rocket scientist  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a VW Beetle which is my dream car and I decided yesterday that I also have my dream job. #lifeisgood "
Do you have a flower on the dash and those eyelashes on the headlights DG?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a VW Beetle which is my dream car and I decided yesterday that I also have my dream job. #lifeisgood "
Do you have a flower on the dash and those eyelashes on the headlights DG?? |
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Black Ferrari and I'm a merry widow xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wear a uniform and try and have something to do helping people. Indrive something that seems to suck money from my bank account and gives nonpleasure in return  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Subaru impreza, software tester |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I drive something with 6 gears and I do a little bit of this and a little bit of that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Transit and steal caravans |
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"I have a VW Beetle which is my dream car and I decided yesterday that I also have my dream job. #lifeisgood
Do you have a flower on the dash and those eyelashes on the headlights DG??"
Do I fuck!
I have the 2l sport version with 19" alloys and ridiculously expensive tyres!!
Eyelashes?! Hmmmph!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't own a car. Do have 5 bikes though.
I work in local government in a quite unusual position |
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A red car and a job that I usually only turn up to once or twice a year for a short period of time. |
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I'm retired and have a bus pass, I do occasionally drive a Jaguar XE. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a push bike
Have two jobs district nurse and I also work in a sex club |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a range of space ships
And a school for gifted humans
I am charles xavier"
You better go and deal with apocalypse then pro x |
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By *ni_ladMan
over a year ago
Wiltshire |
Just a simple mk4 Golf whilst I'm a bar man part time during my degree  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A reliant Robin van
Market trader |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I drive something with 6 gears and I do a little bit of this and a little bit of that "
Yes bad boy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have an Alfa Romeo Giulietta and I'm an aide for overseas diplomats. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I drive something with 6 gears and I do a little bit of this and a little bit of that "
A mountain bike? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have an Alfa Romeo Giulietta and I'm an aide for overseas diplomats. "
I heart my Guilietta  |
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I have a Ford Fiesta Zetec, Renault Megane something and a Vauxhall Astra I think ... lol sorry I'm not good with cars. I'm a doctor.
Xxx |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
I have a small red car and a job I'm paid for. |
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over a year ago
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I have a boy car; bmw M3 evo
I have a girl car; Mitsubishi FTO
And I have a transit van as I'm self employed.  |
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Nissan qashqai for the family
Building a kit car as a toy
And a Yamaha Frazer 600 for work
And I work as a hot tub engineer and becs a stay at home mum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mercedes c class. Investigative journalist. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I prefer to walk and plan on quitting my job.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A ferari and ive got a 14 inch cock.
Pretentious threads are the furthest away from meeting a nice person with some sex appeal.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have an MG TF and a Yamaha virago I'm a house mother in a boarding school |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
Cook and I drive an Abarth
Dick workshop foreman and drives a disco |
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An old jaguar and an Oxfordshire detective inspector  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A ferari and ive got a 14 inch cock.
Pretentious threads are the furthest away from meeting a nice person with some sex appeal. "
And anyone can write anything on here ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't drive,I could tell you what I do but I don't think you would believe me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've just bought an Audi TT and I work in the NHS |
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I may have to kill you if I told you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I run Hell
I don't need to drive with wings like these.... |
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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago
where the road goes on forever |
2010 dodge pick-up distribution cordinator |
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack! |
Drive a `96 Discovery and a `51 Ferguson "Little Grey Fergie and I`m a full time home carer. |
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Depends who we are trying to impress as to how we would put it!
He's a Company director she works in the pharmaceutical industry
Or, painter and decorator and pharmacy dispenser
And company vehicle (big van with flashing lights in the roof) and sporty little convertible (Peugeot 308cc)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got a silver car and my occupation in none of your fuk'in business.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got a silver car and my occupation in none of your fuk'in business..... "
Quite right ha |
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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"I have a chariot, I AM SPARTACUS"
Heeeello  |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"I am Spartacus! "
I am Spartacus. |
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over a year ago
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I frequently flit between two completely unbelievable jobs, neither of which I can tell you about.
But before all that, I was a biology teacher. Which comes in handy sometimes.
I drive... people up the wall apparently? |
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
Newcastle upon Tyne |
"I am Spartacus!
I am Spartacus. "
No I am Spartacus |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
I have chauffeurs.
I'm an undercover agent collecting information for Sydney University.
(One of the above is true)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I ride the peadant wagon and i work in HE |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A horse and cart and I work for money  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Too many vehicles to list, mainly motorbikes.
Plumber and landlord |
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over a year ago
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"Part time catalogue model and Daniel Craig lookalike.
Tan coloured Austin Maxi. The one with the square steering wheel.
Some none or all of the above may or may not be true. "
Isn't that one of the first Austin Allegro's? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Audi A4 Cabriolet and I'm a sales manager |
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I'm Santas little helper
I drive the sleigh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Robin Reliant with business's inParis, New York and Peckham, and this time next year Lady P we're gonna be millionaires!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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P.S. I drive 25 tonne cranes,forklift trucks and road vehicle's upto 7.5 tonne but don't own a car!  |
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I'm a mild mannered janitor in a police station and I drive a phooey mobile with my cat spot  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm an astronaut and I drive a spaceship.
It's pretty neat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm an astronaut and I drive a spaceship.
It's pretty neat."
You mean fly, right ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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None & Nothing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Two cars, two jobs  |
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"A red car and a job that I usually only turn up to once or twice a year for a short period of time."
Parcel force?  |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Ledbury |
Mitsubushi L200 pick-up and I work with livestock. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Astra vxr. I'm a postman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We have two jobs and two cars and that's all you need to know! Lol |
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By *htcMan
over a year ago
MK |
ford focus titanium, kind of two jobs, electronic refurbishment during weekdays daytimes and my own ebay store in evenings and weekends. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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MV Augusta and Lone Post-Viral Appocalyiptic Survivor  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a VW Beetle which is my dream car and I decided yesterday that I also have my dream job. #lifeisgood
Do you have a flower on the dash and those eyelashes on the headlights DG??
Do I fuck!
I have the 2l sport version with 19" alloys and ridiculously expensive tyres!!
Eyelashes?! Hmmmph!! "
Is the ride as good as the bus??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People. How many of you can say that your car is yours and not the banks. |
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I have a Classic mini and a 3 door hatchback and I educate our youth, well try to but they all seem to know more than us and have nothing to learn. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got a silver car and my occupation in none of your fuk'in business..... "
You could have lied like I did  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A red car and a job that I usually only turn up to once or twice a year for a short period of time."
Are you a panda tampon?  |
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I have a hearse and I work for eurovision |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got a wheelbarrow (not really..wished I had one..Mazda cx5 has to suffice) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In all seriousness, a lottery win would see my licence not long for this world!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I drive a car that has enabled my mechanic to buy a holiday home in Spain. I'm wondering whether I need to take a second job. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't drive (only Mr M up the wall hehe)
And work in a retail shop so drive the customers mental too lol
Mrs M  |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I drive a multitude of vehicles, and my cargo is precious... so I'm told.
Mr M. |
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Ford Granada Inspector Jack Reagan |
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By *mojeeCouple
over a year ago
Dunfermline |
I have a mk 5 cortina crusader and I am a travelling toothpaste salesman. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Subaru hatch back new shape
British soldier in the parachute regiment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a mondeo estate. And i work as a Kiln firemen.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A smart car. And I hand out aftershaves in men's toilets  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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VW Golf R and fireman  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't drive and I work in a court  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wear a uniform. "
Me too  |
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over a year ago
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I drive a mitsubishi pick up and look longingly at a broken defender... I do a job I love that doesn't earn me enough to fix said defender... although I'm not sure if any job would earn me that much!!! |
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over a year ago
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Aircraft handler
Douglas DC10. |
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By *tep121Man
over a year ago
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I drive a mountain bike n I go brum brum as I pedal.. |
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LIEBHERR LTM1100.5.2 Mobil crane
I'm a crane operator.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I work as an Amazon and my daily drive is a white and black-spotted Unicorn that I ride naked and with no saddle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a chariot, I AM SPARTACUS"
No...
I'm SPARTACUS... Lol |
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over a year ago
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"I have a range of space ships
And a school for gifted humans
I am charles xavier"
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"People. How many of you can say that your car is yours and not the banks."
We can. Own all three of ours 100% |
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"i have a db8 and im james bond "
Aston Martin never made a db8 so I'm pretty sure your not really bond! |
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"People. How many of you can say that your car is yours and not the banks."
I find the OPP (one payment plan) works best for me, all 3 vehicles bought outright for cash, plus the one I bought for tres. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My car is on holiday at the garage right now! |
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack! |
"People. How many of you can say that your car is yours and not the banks."
Oh c`mon! What bank is going to own up to "owning" a 65 year old tractor!!!!  |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
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"People. How many of you can say that your car is yours and not the banks."
Can't say I've ever bought a vehicle on finance. |
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"I'm an astronaut and I drive a spaceship.
It's pretty neat.
You mean fly, right ?"
You mean pilot, right ?
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"People. How many of you can say that your car is yours and not the banks.
We can. Own all three of ours 100%"
I own my bike, paid cash for it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Pink Rolls Royce. I am a chauffeur for a lady with a title who helps out a rescue organisation. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People. How many of you can say that your car is yours and not the banks."
The company owns the DC 10, as it is an aircraft pushback tug.
I just got rid of my 99 R6, I owned it outright from New. It only cost £5. |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"A Pink Rolls Royce. I am a chauffeur for a lady with a title who helps out a rescue organisation."
You're not supposed to divulge where I help out!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Banned driver. Mental healthcare assistant |
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"People. How many of you can say that your car is yours and not the banks.
We can. Own all three of ours 100%"
ditto.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My job is so fucking unbelievable.
I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.
Anyway, I drive these idiots around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I own the Slutmobile, I am a professional sluthunter
TSH  |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"I own the Slutmobile, I am a professional sluthunter
TSH "
Love to see you take that fecker for an MOT!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I own the Slutmobile, I am a professional sluthunter
TSH
Love to see you take that fecker for an MOT!! "
So do the MOT inspectors, I let them keep all the discarded slut panties from the backseat... and the front seats. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I drive a white van
and I'm coming to take you away
he he , ho Ho
To the funny farm today ..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Honda vf750fd hardtail
I have 4 jobs, steward at two football clubs, doorman/ event security and deliver furnature
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People. How many of you can say that your car is yours and not the banks."
Me paid cash for my car ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am a monkey God and I have a flying cloud.
Does great mpg. |
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Some giant 7 seater Peugeot thingy...
Costume maker/leather work |
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I have an audi Q7 and I'm an engineer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm an astronaut and I drive a spaceship.
It's pretty neat.
You mean fly, right ?"
No - they won't let me fly it anymore.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Magic carpet
Strawberry tester |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am a monkey God and I have a flying cloud.
Does great mpg. "  |
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