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over a year ago
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lol, copy and paste.
i don't get why guys would think we're impressed by wow, stunning,hot blah blah blah...omg you are not the only one using these terms.
call us minging, shit, boring. etc. you will stand out.  |
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This is the point - people *don't* read profiles.
You could put up War & Peace, you could put up NOT MEETING, I reckon you could put up "time on my hands after a Third World gut parasite"
And you'd still get the same responses. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol, copy and paste.
i don't get why guys would think we're impressed by wow, stunning,hot blah blah blah...omg you are not the only one using these terms.
call us minging, shit, boring. etc. you will stand out. "
Fancy a fuck mrs minging? I hear you're a shit fuck so here's you're chance to prove them wrong.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is the point - people *don't* read profiles.
You could put up War & Peace, you could put up NOT MEETING, I reckon you could put up "time on my hands after a Third World gut parasite"
And you'd still get the same responses. "
ACTUALLY, when I said that I was only meeting people who'd let me cut them up and bathe in their blood, I did get less messages.  |
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"This is the point - people *don't* read profiles.
You could put up War & Peace, you could put up NOT MEETING, I reckon you could put up "time on my hands after a Third World gut parasite"
And you'd still get the same responses.
ACTUALLY, when I said that I was only meeting people who'd let me cut them up and bathe in their blood, I did get less messages. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No way, I thought guys only sent that message to me? Are they sending it to everyone?! 
I thought they only sent it to me! The swines.  "
You thought you were special?
It makes me giggle when they are 300 miles away, too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is the point - people *don't* read profiles.
You could put up War & Peace, you could put up NOT MEETING, I reckon you could put up "time on my hands after a Third World gut parasite"
And you'd still get the same responses.
ACTUALLY, when I said that I was only meeting people who'd let me cut them up and bathe in their blood, I did get less messages.
LOL"
Do you think I'm kidding?
Really??
Reeeeeally. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No way, I thought guys only sent that message to me? Are they sending it to everyone?!
I thought they only sent it to me! The swines.
You thought you were special?
It makes me giggle when they are 300 miles away, too."
I'm a very special snowflake, thank you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol, copy and paste.
i don't get why guys would think we're impressed by wow, stunning,hot blah blah blah...omg you are not the only one using these terms.
call us minging, shit, boring. etc. you will stand out.
Fancy a fuck mrs minging? I hear you're a shit fuck so here's you're chance to prove them wrong. "
see. now i know you didn't c&p that and it makes you look more intelligent and actually interested in me.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had half a dozen like that just lately. Even saying how hot I am ( well I know that) all they can see is chained hands "
Sexy hands thou, almost as good as sexy feet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had half a dozen like that just lately. Even saying how hot I am ( well I know that) all they can see is chained hands "
Yes but you live in the "land of make believe" so maybe they are using their imagination? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My profile IS pretty good though - if people choose to read it (no big deal if they just want to look at the pretty pictures!) - it's designed to give people a giggle as an antidote to all the 'I'm so far up my own arse I can't get out!' Profiles!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So you don't want to meet up for buttsex 
Depends what I can put in your butt 
How long's your tongue
What do I measure it against?"
You know he's going to say his cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So you don't want to meet up for buttsex
Depends what I can put in your butt
How long's your tongue
What do I measure it against?"
From the outer edge of the top lip.
None of this measuring from your neck shit! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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None of this measuring from your neck shit!
How does one manage to contract this 'neck shit'?"
Camping out in a deck chair drinking beer in the rain if my current suffering is anything to go by |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So you don't want to meet up for buttsex
Depends what I can put in your butt
How long's your tongue
What do I measure it against?
From the outer edge of the top lip.
None of this measuring from your neck shit!"
Can't I just ram a glass dildo in your arse instead? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So you don't want to meet up for buttsex
Depends what I can put in your butt
How long's your tongue
What do I measure it against?
From the outer edge of the top lip.
None of this measuring from your neck shit!
Can't I just ram a glass dildo in your arse instead?"
Only if you warm it up first.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So you don't want to meet up for buttsex
Depends what I can put in your butt
How long's your tongue
What do I measure it against?
From the outer edge of the top lip.
None of this measuring from your neck shit!
Can't I just ram a glass dildo in your arse instead?
Only if you warm it up first.
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Deal  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol, copy and paste.
i don't get why guys would think we're impressed by wow, stunning,hot blah blah blah...omg you are not the only one using these terms.
call us minging, shit, boring. etc. you will stand out. "
Noted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol, copy and paste.
i don't get why guys would think we're impressed by wow, stunning,hot blah blah blah...omg you are not the only one using these terms.
call us minging, shit, boring. etc. you will stand out.
Fancy a fuck mrs minging? I hear you're a shit fuck so here's you're chance to prove them wrong.
see. now i know you didn't c&p that and it makes you look more intelligent and actually interested in me. "
You know I'll only ever make sweet delicious icecream with you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had half a dozen like that just lately. Even saying how hot I am ( well I know that) all they can see is chained hands
Yes but you live in the "land of make believe" so maybe they are using their imagination? "
I am thinking of moving though. It's getting a bit dull here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol, copy and paste.
i don't get why guys would think we're impressed by wow, stunning,hot blah blah blah...omg you are not the only one using these terms.
call us minging, shit, boring. etc. you will stand out.
Fancy a fuck mrs minging? I hear you're a shit fuck so here's you're chance to prove them wrong.
see. now i know you didn't c&p that and it makes you look more intelligent and actually interested in me.
You know I'll only ever make sweet delicious icecream with you "
i like ice cream.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had half a dozen like that just lately. Even saying how hot I am ( well I know that) all they can see is chained hands
Yes but you live in the "land of make believe" so maybe they are using their imagination?
I am thinking of moving though. It's getting a bit dull here "
I've never been a fan of dance routines either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol, copy and paste.
i don't get why guys would think we're impressed by wow, stunning,hot blah blah blah...omg you are not the only one using these terms.
call us minging, shit, boring. etc. you will stand out. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Out of curiosity why not just turn on the message filters"
Guess!!
No need for filters just delete everything off the 'looking for' list.
It seems so obvious..........  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Out of curiosity why not just turn on the message filters
Guess!!
No need for filters just delete everything off the 'looking for' list.
It seems so obvious.......... "
But then what to moan about?... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So you think your profile is shit op
Why not just take it as a compliment?
And no, I don't send out messages like that but don't see the harm in giving a compliment to someone even if you will never meet them or have no intention to do so. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So you think your profile is shit op
Why not just take it as a compliment?
And no, I don't send out messages like that but don't see the harm in giving a compliment to someone even if you will never meet them or have no intention to do so."
I think my profile's fine & dandy thanks
My point being, when someone messages me telling me how great my profile is and asking for a meet, when it literally says that I'm not meeting and I'm not particularly interested in talking to anyone new... see my point yet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So you think your profile is shit op
Why not just take it as a compliment?
And no, I don't send out messages like that but don't see the harm in giving a compliment to someone even if you will never meet them or have no intention to do so.
I think my profile's fine & dandy thanks
My point being, when someone messages me telling me how great my profile is and asking for a meet, when it literally says that I'm not meeting and I'm not particularly interested in talking to anyone new... see my point yet?"
Thank you for the clarification, your original post wasn't overly clear on that point.
Maybe you should add 'lacks communication skills' to your profile. That will put people off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a profile once that literally had a heading that said "ducks" and profile text that said "quack" and got the same messages day in day out about how well written and "amazing" it was. They couldn't all have been being sarcastic.... |
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