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Oh ffs, DirtyGirl...
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It's taken me weeks to grow this tash in case thingumy decides on a lookalike, but opposites, avatar ccompetition, and now you're just giving me the finger instead.
{flounces off in a proper huff}
(And I have to go trim the curly ends 'cos Mrs ddc is complaining they tickle her cheek when we cuddle  )
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"Avatar comp??
I've forgotten the thread again, I just remember it didn't have the word 'avatar' in it, I'll go hunting...
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Thanks lovely its been a while since the last one xx
Im sure the tash is very dapper xx |
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"Is that a proper honest to goodness stache? 
When have you ever known us to do anything by halves 
(Besides, who on earth would sell a ginger and grey fake one? That's gotta be pretty niche!)"
True! Can I stroke it and twirl the ends round my little finger?  |
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"Avatar comp??
I've forgotten the thread again, I just remember it didn't have the word 'avatar' in it, I'll go hunting...
Thanks lovely its been a while since the last one xx
Im sure the tash is very dapper xx"
Found it
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/504419
Sorry Testerossa for calling you 'thingumy' |
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"Is that a proper honest to goodness stache?
When have you ever known us to do anything by halves
(Besides, who on earth would sell a ginger and grey fake one? That's gotta be pretty niche!)
True! Can I stroke it and twirl the ends round my little finger? "
It would be a shame not to!
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"Avatar comp??
I've forgotten the thread again, I just remember it didn't have the word 'avatar' in it, I'll go hunting...
Thanks lovely its been a while since the last one xx
Im sure the tash is very dapper xx
Found it
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/504419
Sorry Testerossa for calling you 'thingumy' "
Thanks lovely. Pray tell dear fellow dont cut the curly vits join the handlebar mustache club instead |
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"I WANT ONE!!!"
Are you sure?
Do you know what it involves?
(The levels of testosterone needed for a decent tashe inevitably affect the head-hair  )
Although, perhaps if I keep growing the handlebar bits, they may get long enough for a comb-over
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"I had a tache with an inch and a half either side that xouls be waxed...the consensus eventually was that I looked very dodgy and it had to go!! did look good waxed though  "
I'm too cheap for wax, I did use butter once, but the cat then spent the next half hour licking my face
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"It's taken me weeks to grow this tash in case thingumy decides on a lookalike, but opposites, avatar ccompetition, and now you're just giving me the finger instead.
{flounces off in a proper huff}
(And I have to go trim the curly ends 'cos Mrs ddc is complaining they tickle her cheek when we cuddle )
Mr ddc"
Are you Ned Flanders ?  |
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"It's taken me weeks to grow this tash in case thingumy decides on a lookalike, but opposites, avatar ccompetition, and now you're just giving me the finger instead.
{flounces off in a proper huff}
(And I have to go trim the curly ends 'cos Mrs ddc is complaining they tickle her cheek when we cuddle )
Mr ddc
Are you Ned Flanders ? "
Gosh darn it! Am I that pre-diddly-dictably recognisable?
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it! You need a bigger lollipop though 
