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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How the fuck can a fuckin guy message me offering me 70 quid to suck my cock and shoot my load down his fuckin throat when iv blocked all fuckin guys?
The end |
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Main bloke is away for a festival so I'm stuck with no entertainment and all the guys who message me appear to be married. I DON'T DO MARRIED GUYS! And when I say that they still want to meet for a social. I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to fuck  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Grumble grumble
Just got back from holiday and now I'm having the hardest time sleeping. Fucking time zones and fucking work. I WANT TO BE BACK ON HOLIDAY!  |
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One of the local foxes has taken to taking a dump outside the front door at night...
You can smell it from 20 feet away and it sticks to the floor like chewing gum...
So if anyone wants a fox fur, one will be available soon...
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
harrow |
Only moaning I have its that its typical I am off to the euros (good thing) but then have a few potential meets that I am having to say I will meet you after England get knocked out lol
Talk about laying back and think of England !!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a dream I was kidnapped by horny lesbian terrorists. Then my alarm rudely woke me up for work and I realised it was all just a dream.
This has set me up for possibly the worst day of the week. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How the fuck can a fuckin guy message me offering me 70 quid to suck my cock and shoot my load down his fuckin throat when iv blocked all fuckin guys?
The end"
You should have accepted, it's a woman pretending to be a man.
Happens a lot on here.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Main bloke is away for a festival so I'm stuck with no entertainment and all the guys who message me appear to be married. I DON'T DO MARRIED GUYS! And when I say that they still want to meet for a social. I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to fuck "
I'm single and not far from Swindon.
Just sayin   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Grumble grumble
Just got back from holiday and now I'm having the hardest time sleeping. Fucking time zones and fucking work. I WANT TO BE BACK ON HOLIDAY! "
WTF??????? Courtney is ranting????  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I slept in and then when i left the house had to go back as i broke my bag strap.
I fear breaking my bag strap..... "
Haha it was one of my favourite bags too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That I'm having an ultrasound in a couple of hours and worried if they will find anything sinister and waiting a few weeks for my results. "
Im having one today aswell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That I'm having an ultrasound in a couple of hours and worried if they will find anything sinister and waiting a few weeks for my results.
Im having one today aswell"
All the best bith of you xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That I'm having an ultrasound in a couple of hours and worried if they will find anything sinister and waiting a few weeks for my results.
Im having one today aswell"
Hope all goes well for you. Though I got to have one up my cunt! *winces* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That I'm having an ultrasound in a couple of hours and worried if they will find anything sinister and waiting a few weeks for my results.
Im having one today aswell
All the best bith of you xx"
Thank you xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That I'm having an ultrasound in a couple of hours and worried if they will find anything sinister and waiting a few weeks for my results.
Im having one today aswell
Hope all goes well for you. Though I got to have one up my cunt! *winces*"
Really!! Mines on my gall bladder been giving me some pain....good luck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That I'm having an ultrasound in a couple of hours and worried if they will find anything sinister and waiting a few weeks for my results.
Im having one today aswell
All the best bith of you xx"
Thanks vara xxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That I'm having an ultrasound in a couple of hours and worried if they will find anything sinister and waiting a few weeks for my results.
Im having one today aswell
Hope all goes well for you. Though I got to have one up my cunt! *winces*
Really!! Mines on my gall bladder been giving me some pain....good luck"
I've got gall stones which I've had since August. And thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had the kids 24/7 without a break as husband has worked the last 14 days straight. My one hours respite last week cancelled on me due to illness.
He said I could stay in bed and sleep this morning.
And now he's said he's been called into work for a few hours. Grr! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That I'm having an ultrasound in a couple of hours and worried if they will find anything sinister and waiting a few weeks for my results.
Im having one today aswell
Hope all goes well for you. Though I got to have one up my cunt! *winces*
Really!! Mines on my gall bladder been giving me some pain....good luck
I've got gall stones which I've had since August. And thanks"
Just tried to pm you but alas.....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I slept in and then when i left the house had to go back as i broke my bag strap.
I fear breaking my bag strap.....
Haha it was one of my favourite bags too "
Doubtless one of the hundreds of bags you have.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That I'm having an ultrasound in a couple of hours and worried if they will find anything sinister and waiting a few weeks for my results.
Im having one today aswell"
Good luck to you both.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rushed down stairs to let my cat in and stubbed my toe
and i swear that he gave me a look as if to stay
pay back madam "
All I can hear in my head is John Inman talking about Mrs Slocombes pussy.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One of the local foxes has taken to taking a dump outside the front door at night...
You can smell it from 20 feet away and it sticks to the floor like chewing gum...
So if anyone wants a fox fur, one will be available soon...
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"That I'm having an ultrasound in a couple of hours and worried if they will find anything sinister and waiting a few weeks for my results.
Im having one today aswell
Hope all goes well for you. Though I got to have one up my cunt! *winces*"
It's not that bad I've had that done lots of times its awkward as they want a full bladder for external scan but not as full for internal so it's knowing when to stop weeing.
Oh and Tey not to wee on the person giving you the scan. X
Hope it all goes well x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That I'm having an ultrasound in a couple of hours and worried if they will find anything sinister and waiting a few weeks for my results. "
Good luck. Sending happy vibes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Went to make a milky coffee this morning and the milk came out in lumps
Had to have black coffee instead but it wasn't bad so just half a rant here "
New fridge needed?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've had the kids 24/7 without a break as husband has worked the last 14 days straight. My one hours respite last week cancelled on me due to illness.
He said I could stay in bed and sleep this morning.
And now he's said he's been called into work for a few hours. Grr!"
Very rantable. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grumble grumble
Just got back from holiday and now I'm having the hardest time sleeping. Fucking time zones and fucking work. I WANT TO BE BACK ON HOLIDAY!
WTF??????? Courtney is ranting???? "
I couldn't help myself. It was late and I couldn't sleep. I'm better now, honest.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That I'm having an ultrasound in a couple of hours and worried if they will find anything sinister and waiting a few weeks for my results.
Im having one today aswell
Hope all goes well for you. Though I got to have one up my cunt! *winces*
It's not that bad I've had that done lots of times its awkward as they want a full bladder for external scan but not as full for internal so it's knowing when to stop weeing.
Oh and Tey not to wee on the person giving you the scan. X
Hope it all goes well x"
There's some good advice in there.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Went to make a milky coffee this morning and the milk came out in lumps
Had to have black coffee instead but it wasn't bad so just half a rant here
New fridge needed? "
No, having looked at the date on the carton of milk, it's new milk I need  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How the fuck can a fuckin guy message me offering me 70 quid to suck my cock and shoot my load down his fuckin throat when iv blocked all fuckin guys?
The end"
In short if you are friends, or have messaged before!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Went to make a milky coffee this morning and the milk came out in lumps
Had to have black coffee instead but it wasn't bad so just half a rant here
New fridge needed?
No, having looked at the date on the carton of milk, it's new milk I need "
Pick some up on the way home after work.
Don't make yourself  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How the fuck can a fuckin guy message me offering me 70 quid to suck my cock and shoot my load down his fuckin throat when iv blocked all fuckin guys?
The end
In short if you are friends, or have messaged before! "
*sniggers....... |
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