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By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

Facebook statuses you "wouldn't" expect to see, keep it fun and random

Donald Trump "feeling hungry I think I'll try a Mexican tonight"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gangbang at mine, anyone up for it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop sending me pics of your fanny ...tut!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just funked my best mates sister over my car bonnet

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By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

Nigel farage- fuck it, let them all in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just funked my best mates sister over my car bonnet "

I hate my phone *fucked

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

Orgy at mine. Bring your own alcohol and condoms.

Mrs SB

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By *ubbykittenWoman over a year ago

Kent

Jason Statham is coming over to mine for the weekend

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By *ensual temptressWoman over a year ago

Southampton

So excited!!! Another invite for candy crush ..result!!!!!

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By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

"Just funked my best mates sister over my car bonnet

I hate my phone *fucked"

Funked sounded cooler, but not as cool as you slam dunked her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just been caught by my girlfriend while I was shagging her mum! I hope she doesn't dump me, I love her......and her mum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tim Cook " wow I'm loving my new Samsung mobile phone, best there is"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm tempted to put one up on my facebook now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just had dinner, it was sufficient for my dietary needs.

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By *uvesmuffinCouple over a year ago

Barking

Here is a picture of my young Twins sitting on "Uncles" knee while eating their Dinner, Look how nice the Pork looks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just had dinner, it was sufficient for my dietary needs."

I hope you would have posted a picture of your dinner with that status?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why do people feel the need to share every mundane detail of their lives on facebook?

Having dinner....good for you!Taking the dog for a walk....wowee!

Look at all the stuff I own....very impressive!

Anyway I'll cut this status update short as I really need to take a dump.....I've got scales n a tape measure so I'll let you all know how it goes.

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Sometimes my local updates on here look a bit Facebooky

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

Wheres all the genuine people?

.Miss.

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