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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So I'm off to aldi to buy a cucumber

xxx

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

"So I'm off to aldi to buy a cucumber

xxx"

Oooo can I watch lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So I'm off to aldi to buy a cucumber

xxx

Oooo can I watch lol"

A rotating one?

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

I guess you could pick me up a melon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go for a marrow instead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when a finger is just not enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I guess you could pick me up a melon

Saggy fanny comments have been banned.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will you get me some spuds for my dinner tomorrow....ta

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By *arksMan over a year ago

in the centre

"So I'm off to aldi to buy a cucumber

xxx"

Salad for tea ??

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

Is it an home grown organic bendy one, or an EU regulation straight one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I guess you could pick me up a melon

Saggy fanny comments have been banned."

Or she could have vice like lips and actually pick up a melon

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

I was going to use the melon

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hahaha I may need a nice big cock/cucumber but I'll leave the other veg to kentcouple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need to sort my life out, I'm going for crisps and

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

God, please don't... every time I scanned a cucumber at work today I had odd thoughts

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"when a finger is just not enough

Lol last time I enjoyed just one finger I think I was a virgin.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Butternut squash

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I need to sort my life out, I'm going for crisps and

Try cucumbers you might like it

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"when a finger is just not enough

Lol last time I enjoyed just one finger I think I was a virgin.

xxx"

Wait a moment, your not a virgin

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"God, please don't... every time I scanned a cucumber at work today I had odd thoughts

Ohhhhh can you pick me up a long but thick one with a nicely rounded and. N if it's slightly ridged even better! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"when a finger is just not enough

Lol last time I enjoyed just one finger I think I was a virgin.

xxx

Wait a moment, your not a virgin

Sorry Mr toy.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"God, please don't... every time I scanned a cucumber at work today I had odd thoughts

Ohhhhh can you pick me up a long but thick one with a nicely rounded and. N if it's slightly ridged even better! Xxx"

They were all really skinny for some reason! I think that's why I noticed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"God, please don't... every time I scanned a cucumber at work today I had odd thoughts

Ohhhhh can you pick me up a long but thick one with a nicely rounded and. N if it's slightly ridged even better! Xxx

They were all really skinny for some reason! I think that's why I noticed

Rubbish! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need to sort my life out, I'm going for crisps and

Try cucumbers you might like it

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aubergines are nice too.

Other veg available.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I wonder if it was a woman who named the cucumber?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder if it was a woman who named the cucumber?

xxx"

Good point lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Must be somthing in the air lol

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Make sure its nice n cold first

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Make sure its nice n cold first

It's her falt what can I say

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