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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Thats how much my tits weigh apparently..

Not officially but when your out on the town and i play 'guess the weight' with a builder

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

haha i have such an image flashing through my mind jst now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thats how much my tits weigh apparently..

Not officially but when your out on the town and i play 'guess the weight' with a builder

"

Haha, is that one or both.. That's 12.5kg for ref too

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Thats how much my tits weigh apparently..

Not officially but when your out on the town and i play 'guess the weight' with a builder

Haha, is that one or both.. That's 12.5kg for ref too "

It was both.. one in each hand. I proper laughed though and he was saying 'sorry love its what i deal with day in day out'

my boobs are quite firm, but nice.. so dont think ive slabs of concrete in my bra lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Random

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Builders a good with weights but rough hands .

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By *pal2Man  over a year ago

cumbria

are you talking one of the small repair bags from b&Q?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Random "

It was truly.. but small things amuse me..

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By *lowercandyWoman  over a year ago

Lancashire


"Thats how much my tits weigh apparently..

Not officially but when your out on the town and i play 'guess the weight' with a builder

"

but beautiful concrete lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"are you talking one of the small repair bags from b&Q?"

well i estimated my tits at weighing a stone in weight but ive no way of measuring them

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Thats how much my tits weigh apparently..

Not officially but when your out on the town and i play 'guess the weight' with a builder

but beautiful concrete lol"

haha thank you kindly!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I need some concrete mix to lay some slabs come on over

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Never trust a builders estimate - in reality, it's bound to be more!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Never trust a builders estimate - in reality, it's bound to be more! "

..

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"are you talking one of the small repair bags from b&Q?

well i estimated my tits at weighing a stone in weight but ive no way of measuring them "

Always get at least 3 estimates. M here is happy to assist and F will provide one too!

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By *pal2Man  over a year ago

cumbria


"are you talking one of the small repair bags from b&Q?

well i estimated my tits at weighing a stone in weight but ive no way of measuring them "

My method is to place a hand under each. takes years of experience to get any degree of accuracy though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Random

It was truly.. but small things amuse me..

"

Snap. Happy Monday x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The guy who told you that is obviously not get much lol, and they're gorgeous

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville

So did he weigh your cement bags in the pub?!

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

I thought you were going t bury someone under the patio

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville

It has to be said...they are lovely!

Lx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So did he weigh your cement bags in the pub?!"

lol just outside but was nothing special he just put his hands underneath them and lifted..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It has to be said...they are lovely!

Lx "

Thank you lisa

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I thought you were going t bury someone under the patio"

no one to bury at the moment.. all previous victims are dealt with

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"are you talking one of the small repair bags from b&Q?

well i estimated my tits at weighing a stone in weight but ive no way of measuring them

My method is to place a hand under each. takes years of experience to get any degree of accuracy though "

haha yeah thats what he did.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Builders are my fave lucky girl. xxx

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow


"Random

It was truly.. but small things amuse me..

"

Whhhhhooo I'll be ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Random

It was truly.. but small things amuse me..

Whhhhhooo I'll be ok "

haha mike.. not *quite* what i meant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It makes an interesting thought about how you might bury someone

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Did the builder weigh them on his trowel?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thats how much my tits weigh apparently..

Not officially but when your out on the town and i play 'guess the weight' with a builder

"

There definitely more than a handful

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull


"Thats how much my tits weigh apparently..

Not officially but when your out on the town and i play 'guess the weight' with a builder

"

I'd get that estimate confirmed in writing or he is likely to grossly inflate it at a later date.

Probably by saying the material in the bra is extra and the wire within the bra is another extra

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Did the builder shout waayheyy?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"are you talking one of the small repair bags from b&Q?

well i estimated my tits at weighing a stone in weight but ive no way of measuring them "

Dangle them in a bath of water, and mark the water level, then fill the bath with rocks until the water level is back up to your tit level, then weigh the rocks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thats how much my tits weigh apparently..

Not officially but when your out on the town and i play 'guess the weight' with a builder

Haha, is that one or both.. That's 12.5kg for ref too

It was both.. one in each hand. I proper laughed though and he was saying 'sorry love its what i deal with day in day out'

my boobs are quite firm, but nice.. so dont think ive slabs of concrete in my bra lol "

I've often wondered what they get up to on all those tea breaks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thats how much my tits weigh apparently..

Not officially but when your out on the town and i play 'guess the weight' with a builder

"

Chuckle dont let then get wet or they will set hard

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"are you talking one of the small repair bags from b&Q?

well i estimated my tits at weighing a stone in weight but ive no way of measuring them

Dangle them in a bath of water, and mark the water level, then fill the bath with rocks until the water level is back up to your tit level, then weigh the rocks "

sounds technical and like youve done this before

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"are you talking one of the small repair bags from b&Q?

well i estimated my tits at weighing a stone in weight but ive no way of measuring them

Dangle them in a bath of water, and mark the water level, then fill the bath with rocks until the water level is back up to your tit level, then weigh the rocks

sounds technical and like youve done this before "

It ain't my first rodeo baby lol

I did it to determine the weight of my penis, but I used a bucket, well I say bucket it was more of a sand castle type bucket, ok it was a mug, ok ok it was an espresso cup, happy now

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"are you talking one of the small repair bags from b&Q?

well i estimated my tits at weighing a stone in weight but ive no way of measuring them

Dangle them in a bath of water, and mark the water level, then fill the bath with rocks until the water level is back up to your tit level, then weigh the rocks

sounds technical and like youve done this before

It ain't my first rodeo baby lol

I did it to determine the weight of my penis, but I used a bucket, well I say bucket it was more of a sand castle type bucket, ok it was a mug, ok ok it was an espresso cup, happy now "

lmaooooo

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"are you talking one of the small repair bags from b&Q?

well i estimated my tits at weighing a stone in weight but ive no way of measuring them

Dangle them in a bath of water, and mark the water level, then fill the bath with rocks until the water level is back up to your tit level, then weigh the rocks

sounds technical and like youve done this before

It ain't my first rodeo baby lol

I did it to determine the weight of my penis, but I used a bucket, well I say bucket it was more of a sand castle type bucket, ok it was a mug, ok ok it was an espresso cup, happy now

lmaooooo "

can I have my thimble back?

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By *elvet RopeMan  over a year ago

by the big field


"are you talking one of the small repair bags from b&Q?

well i estimated my tits at weighing a stone in weight but ive no way of measuring them

Dangle them in a bath of water, and mark the water level, then fill the bath with rocks until the water level is back up to your tit level, then weigh the rocks "

But that will only determine the volume or the rocks/norks as the weight of each will be determined by the individual material and its density.

As for the original builders estimate, was that based on dry weight or a 3:1 mix?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"are you talking one of the small repair bags from b&Q?

well i estimated my tits at weighing a stone in weight but ive no way of measuring them

Dangle them in a bath of water, and mark the water level, then fill the bath with rocks until the water level is back up to your tit level, then weigh the rocks

But that will only determine the volume or the rocks/norks as the weight of each will be determined by the individual material and its density.

As for the original builders estimate, was that based on dry weight or a 3:1 mix? "

to be fair i aint got a scoobies..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Back in the old days bags weighed 50kgs.

Throw in a couple of bags of ballast and some sharp sand and that would be some weighty boobies.

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By *ingAlMan  over a year ago

hereford

As a builder with 30 years experience, I'd be pleased to give you an estimate after an inspection

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"are you talking one of the small repair bags from b&Q?

well i estimated my tits at weighing a stone in weight but ive no way of measuring them

Dangle them in a bath of water, and mark the water level, then fill the bath with rocks until the water level is back up to your tit level, then weigh the rocks "

That assumes your boobs have the same density as water ..... at last a use for my physics A level

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"are you talking one of the small repair bags from b&Q?

well i estimated my tits at weighing a stone in weight but ive no way of measuring them

Dangle them in a bath of water, and mark the water level, then fill the bath with rocks until the water level is back up to your tit level, then weigh the rocks

That assumes your boobs have the same density as water ..... at last a use for my physics A level "

gotta love a bit of geekiness

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

since having spoken to the builder he said the bags were 25kg bags.. so he thought my boobs were 12.5kg

i knew they were heavy but thats nuts lol

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By *ohnaronMan  over a year ago

london


"Thats how much my tits weigh apparently..

Not officially but when your out on the town and i play 'guess the weight' with a builder

"

I'd be mortafied

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"are you talking one of the small repair bags from b&Q?

well i estimated my tits at weighing a stone in weight but ive no way of measuring them

Dangle them in a bath of water, and mark the water level, then fill the bath with rocks until the water level is back up to your tit level, then weigh the rocks

That assumes your boobs have the same density as water ..... at last a use for my physics A level "

Yeah, I just like the image of cute n sassy bent over the bath if I'm honest

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