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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This was done about a year ago but brought up some great laughs.we will start it with.....
A couple called Alimark
Were messing around for a lark
Using illuminous paint
Marks cock looked quaint
And as a bonus it glowed in the dark |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There are two dashing chaps Pooch and Taff.
Who are always up for a a
Chuckle and laugh.
Over the hills they do troop
Wales are top of their group
So they both had a celebratory Bath
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was an old fella called Dan
Who was a limerick writing fan
He stayed up all night
To get the rhyming bit right
But sadly the last sentence always went wrong  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young woman from Hitchin...
Who stood scratching her bits in the kitchen...
Her mother said 'Rose, it's Pox I suppose?'
She said 'bollocks, get on with your knitting'...
(It's an old one I know) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Prettytiedup is a slut
Who loves to be tied up
She likes her men athletic
Whenever she can get it
GnR is her obsession
And to that she's always confessin
So here is prettytiedup
Your lovely little slut.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There are tales of one Scarlet Seduction,
Her pussy - it has too much suction,
If you find yourself near
You're a goner, I fear
As that Pussy was built for destruction!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a lady called Curvy
Who some would say was quite pervy
She comes from a place called Sutton
Which is often nicknamed Slutton!
The end of her limerick may not rhyme
So I'll say bollocks to it one more time!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was an old woman called Granny
Who had an inc_edible Fanny
She used it for shoppin
And keeping the mop in
And once lent it out to a Tranny. "
Love it!! |
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By *hoco DMan
over a year ago
Clapham |
It's 1 in morning and I hear my clock going tick tock.
But rather hear a lady moaning as she socking my cock.
As I'm all alone.
Im going to have to sit on my Thorne.
With my good old wrist action and a sock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a old bloke called Jason.
Who got his cock caught up in a Dyson.
He kept tugging away.
He was at it all day.
And now his cock is bright crimson.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive tried but im so shit at this x"
There was a young woman called Vara D,
Who liked a bit of variety,
One cock or two,
Really might do,
But she doesn't do it for sympathy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive tried but im so shit at this x
There was a young woman called Vara D,
Who liked a bit of variety,
One cock or two,
Really might do,
But she doesn't do it for sympathy "
Very good duck you have a talent! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive tried but im so shit at this x"
You can't write limericks for shit,
So I thought id help out a bit,
Heres some bacon,
Yours for then taken
Now show me a little bit of tit
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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we're a 2sum called hornycplenw
we love to banter and jest
we try never to be late
for that all important date
to do what we think we do best
keep them going ........ these ar so much fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive tried but im so shit at this x"
there's a lady called Vara D
shes way too young for me
but profile says Bi
so im saying Hi
lets see where it gets me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There was an old woman called Granny
Who had an inc_edible Fanny
She used it for shoppin
And keeping the mop in
And once lent it out to a Tranny. "
pmsl class |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A fabber by name "proudly_punk",
Could not keep his hands off his junk.
He went to the doctor,
Who told him to fuck more,
And so in women his cock was sunk.
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Her name is 'Little Pocket Perve'
And perving is what she lurve.
On fab she's always flirting and lurking,
When she should really be busy with working.
Roll on Sunday, it's her playday,
Fingers crossed she'll find a sexy man to lay!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a seductress called Scarlet,
Who downed a bottle of claret,
She danced with Fandango,
To the tune of Abba's Fernando,
And discove_ed a trouser ferret. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a Floosie called Suzi,
Who got very boozy in a Jacuzzi,
Things got frantic,
When she mentioned Tantric,
That day in Dalhousie,Suzi was not choosie.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a girl called von tease
Who liked to get down on her knees
An arse the size of a bison
But she sucked like a dyson
And was ever so eager to please "
A lad by the name of Tony
Let's face it, hung like a pony
He saw the arse of Von Tease
It he wanted to squeeze
Until she came and became all moany |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"There once was a Floosie called Suzi,
Who got very boozy in a Jacuzzi,
Things got frantic,
When she mentioned Tantric,
That day in Dalhousie,Suzi was not choosie.
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one day Suzy met Shirkar
they decided to go to a beach bar,
after a few drinks,
some flirting and winks
She started to play, with his doo dah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In a town called Fab there's a Doc,
With an unfeasibly miniscule cock.
He pretends it's a towel rail,
Though it's as big as a small snail,
And the drivel he spouts is a 'crock'.
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"This limerick thread's been so good
Some of them nearly gave me wood
But some of the rest
Don't pass the test
And rhyme like a limerick should."
couldnt resist..
justbebusted likes poets corner,
it claims it makes them hornier,
but without a rhyme.
they take their time,
Suzy thinks that is porn, for her |
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"This limerick thread's been so good
Some of them nearly gave me wood
But some of the rest
Don't pass the test
And rhyme like a limerick should.
couldnt resist..
justbebusted likes poets corner,
it claims it makes them hornier,
but without a rhyme.
they take their time,
Suzy thinks that is porn, for her "
Some forumites here are pure class
There's others that we would just pass
But if Suzy were nearer
P would flick her bean for her
While LB was fucking her ass
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I joined fab a few weeks ago
Its good for perving but even so,
Its like having a second job
From which i hope i get a snog,
This will make josh a happy boy
& hopefully i can become your toy,
From here on out
I will lick you out.
And hopefully We shall see
Ill be a regular at the fab party
That was shit haha
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a swinger called sexybrain
Who was English and certainly not Mexicane
He stopped going gym
Which was really dim
Coz now he'll have to train hard for them pecs again
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