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"Marquis De Sade" Yep agreed xx  | |||
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ok, perhaps not... let's say Mata Hari | |||
"Sade. Bore the tits of everyone with constant melacholy wailing." pmsl ...mind you 50 million album sales and total sell out gigs in the states she is doing something right ...lol | |||
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"Ann Boleyn " was she not beheaded?  | |||
"Ann Boleyn was she not beheaded? "sorry - Ann Boleyn - pre-beheading | |||
"Ann Boleyn was she not beheaded?
sorry - Ann Boleyn - pre-beheading "Arwwwww shucks
*runs* | |||
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"A Mushroom "You are such a fungi | |||
"A Mushroom
You are such a fungi "Scary mary for Frock xx | |||
"Scary mary for Frock xx " Ya best start running..... | |||
"Scary mary for Frock xx
Ya best start running....."Yeah wotever ya shortass thunderthigh bint xx | |||
"Yeah wotever ya shortass thunderthigh bint xx "There's a point....  | |||
"Yeah wotever ya shortass thunderthigh bint xx
There's a point.... "Ya knows i luvs ya really me sexy ickle nympo xx | |||
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"Seconds out, round two "well done for keeping order while I was having a shower | |||
"Seconds out, round two
well done for keeping order while I was having a shower "I try my best | |||
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"Ya knows i luvs ya really me sexy ickle nympo xx "pmsl.... who towers over who? lol!!! xxx | |||
"Ya knows i luvs ya really me sexy ickle nympo xx
pmsl.... who towers over who? lol!!! xxx"Six foot seven lol in ya dreams xx | |||
"Six foot seven lol in ya dreams xx "Five foot three lol in ya dreams xx
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"Im five foot bloody three right!!! Not five foot two or five foot one but five foot three Aint my fault if Scottish tape measures are short xx "nowhere near as short as you though!!! | |||
"Im five foot bloody three right!!! Not five foot two or five foot one but five foot three Aint my fault if Scottish tape measures are short xx "Bliddy Scots and their short measures!!!! .....please tell me only your height was measured | |||
"Im five foot bloody three right!!! Not five foot two or five foot one but five foot three Aint my fault if Scottish tape measures are short xx
Bliddy Scots and their short measures!!!! .....please tell me only your height was measured "Yeah the tape measure didn't have millimeters on it xx  | |||
"Im five foot bloody three right!!! Not five foot two or five foot one but five foot three Aint my fault if Scottish tape measures are short xx "i here you to have arm bands when you have bath | |||
"Im five foot bloody three right!!! Not five foot two or five foot one but five foot three Aint my fault if Scottish tape measures are short xx
Bliddy Scots and their short measures!!!! .....please tell me only your height was measured
Yeah the tape measure didn't have millimeters on it xx "micrometers you mean!!!!!! | |||
"Im five foot bloody three right!!! Not five foot two or five foot one but five foot three Aint my fault if Scottish tape measures are short xx
i here you to have arm bands when you have bath "aye and he only has 6" of water in the bath too | |||
"Im five foot bloody three right!!! Not five foot two or five foot one but five foot three Aint my fault if Scottish tape measures are short xx
i here you to have arm bands when you have bath "Na i have a rubber ring (or so im told) xx | |||
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"Im five foot bloody three right!!! Not five foot two or five foot one but five foot three Aint my fault if Scottish tape measures are short xx
i here you to have arm bands when you have bath
Na i have a rubber ring (or so im told) xx "that pic of you there is true your sat in a sink not the bath its amazing what can be done with photoshop these days | |||
"Countess Elizabeth Bathory - I like to bath in the blood of single young men under 30. " can I shag them before you drain them of blood??? | |||
"dress to show and maybe unleash your hidden alter ego... who would you go as to show your darker side? "Darth Vader. Obvious innit? | |||
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"Yes a deal, you can drain them of their other bodily fluids "thank you ma'am xxxxx | |||
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