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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston

practically housebound at the moment and pretty much banned from doing anything. But I am bored rigid.

Need some ideas to stop me going stir crazy.........

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Scrabble??

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"practically housebound at the moment and pretty much banned from doing anything. But I am bored rigid.

Need some ideas to stop me going stir crazy........."

Embroidery, petit point, pressing flowers

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston

against myself? I'd probably cheat

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By *hi-John69Man  over a year ago

chichester

how about a game of charades

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston


"practically housebound at the moment and pretty much banned from doing anything. But I am bored rigid.

Need some ideas to stop me going stir crazy.........

Embroidery, petit point, pressing flowers"

I'm 41 no fuckin 91!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"practically housebound at the moment and pretty much banned from doing anything. But I am bored rigid.

Need some ideas to stop me going stir crazy.........

Embroidery, petit point, pressing flowers

I'm 41 no fuckin 91!!!!!"

xx

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"practically housebound at the moment and pretty much banned from doing anything. But I am bored rigid.

Need some ideas to stop me going stir crazy.........

Embroidery, petit point, pressing flowers

I'm 41 no fuckin 91!!!!!"

You can get into practive for when you are lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How about having a go at wrighting a book ..... Erotic storys . Then you can post here and we can read , lol x

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston


"How about having a go at wrighting a book ..... Erotic storys . Then you can post here and we can read , lol x "

already do that Jo, have written loads x

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple  over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

Do a fast track open university degree online?

xAx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How about having a go at wrighting a book ..... Erotic storys . Then you can post here and we can read , lol x

already do that Jo, have written loads x"

Yep and a mind like a sewer tooxx

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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"practically housebound at the moment and pretty much banned from doing anything. But I am bored rigid.

Need some ideas to stop me going stir crazy........."

Invite 6 men over and play to your hearts content

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston


"Do a fast track open university degree online?

xAx"

already got my degree from them Aimee. need somethng that doesn't involve sitting on my arse all day. Really want to gloss the window frames but I got into trouble for suggesting that!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How about having a go at wrighting a book ..... Erotic storys . Then you can post here and we can read , lol x

already do that Jo, have written loads x"

ok get wrighting we are all eyes ... lol theres a forum here for storys xx and some are just so erotic love them xxx

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston


"practically housebound at the moment and pretty much banned from doing anything. But I am bored rigid.

Need some ideas to stop me going stir crazy.........

Invite 6 men over and play to your hearts content "

hospital have banned me from anything strenuous as it will put too much pressure on the heart problem that's already there

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo


"practically housebound at the moment and pretty much banned from doing anything. But I am bored rigid.

Need some ideas to stop me going stir crazy.........

Invite 6 men over and play to your hearts content

hospital have banned me from anything strenuous as it will put too much pressure on the heart problem that's already there"

Best not to think about the 6 men and you playing to your hearts content either then

errrmmm...read a book?

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By *teborahCouple  over a year ago

warrington

de clutter the house and sell it on ebay. pass time and maybe make some money. Or start doing some chatlines! this time next year weel be milionaires!

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston

ffs, with these suggestions, i may as well book into the nursing home now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do a fast track open university degree online?

xAx

already got my degree from them Aimee. need somethng that doesn't involve sitting on my arse all day. Really want to gloss the window frames but I got into trouble for suggesting that!"

Step away from the paint tin xx

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden

Have you considered Origami?

I'm a black belt, I could teach you a few moves.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ok on line Bingo , lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have ya considered cryogenic freezing until medical science has advanced enough ta understand you?? xx

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston

piss off short arse or the paint will come out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"piss off short arse or the paint will come out"

Yeah and ya knows what would happen if ya dared start paintin (508) xx

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston


"piss off short arse or the paint will come out

Yeah and ya knows what would happen if ya dared start paintin (508) xx "

you couldn't stop me you are 254 miles away mwahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"piss off short arse or the paint will come out

Yeah and ya knows what would happen if ya dared start paintin (508) xx

you couldn't stop me you are 254 miles away mwahahahahahaha"

Wanna bet (508) xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sit at the PC 24/7 replying to threads on this forum?

Oh, wait.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"against myself? I'd probably cheat"

you can play online scrabble at isc.ro

its fab i waste hours playing against people all over the world .

or how about geting all your music onto your computer that wastes a day easily !!!

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston


"against myself? I'd probably cheat

you can play online scrabble at isc.ro

its fab i waste hours playing against people all over the world .

or how about geting all your music onto your computer that wastes a day easily !!! "

already done that when got new lappy last week......

can waste 20mins ordering Soapy's birthday presents though. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"against myself? I'd probably cheat

you can play online scrabble at isc.ro

its fab i waste hours playing against people all over the world .

or how about geting all your music onto your computer that wastes a day easily !!!

already done that when got new lappy last week......

can waste 20mins ordering Soapy's birthday presents though. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "

xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"practically housebound at the moment and pretty much banned from doing anything. But I am bored rigid.

Need some ideas to stop me going stir crazy........."

Do something constuctive, I just did.

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.Got the tape out n` measured my cock.

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I wish I hadn`t though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It could have been worse ya could have used the same tape measure someone used ta measure my height recently xx

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston


"practically housebound at the moment and pretty much banned from doing anything. But I am bored rigid.

Need some ideas to stop me going stir crazy.........

Do something constuctive, I just did.

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.Got the tape out n` measured my cock.

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I wish I hadn`t though. "

slight flaw in your plan there Gander, I don't have a cock to measure!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"practically housebound at the moment and pretty much banned from doing anything. But I am bored rigid.

Need some ideas to stop me going stir crazy.........

Do something constuctive, I just did.

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.Got the tape out n` measured my cock.

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I wish I hadn`t though.

slight flaw in your plan there Gander, I don't have a cock to measure!!!!"

You wouldn`t like it your forehead as a wart though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It could have been worse ya could have used the same tape measure someone used ta measure my height recently xx "

A Lynx can?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It could have been worse ya could have used the same tape measure someone used ta measure my height recently xx "
you get all the lady going , lol xx dont think no one be bored if you was around ,

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston

you finally admitting you are a dickhead then????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

tell me about it, 3 months now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"you finally admitting you are a dickhead then????"

Don`t change the subject, have you measured your cock yet? Pray tell.

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston

measured him to months ago and he's 5' 2 in height lol xx

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By *hi-John69Man  over a year ago

chichester


"measured him to months ago and he's 5' 2 in height lol xx"

stop picking on soapy

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston


"measured him to months ago and he's 5' 2 in height lol xx

stop picking on soapy "

ffs, spoil ALL my fun why don't you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"measured him to months ago and he's 5' 2 in height lol xx

stop picking on soapy "

he loves it , lol xx real ladys man ,, xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bored too Pops....back's iffy again.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You can't play.... Because you can't do anything strenuous....you dont wanna play scrabble/games.....mmmm...... Nope I'm out... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

origami is quite good fun. web it, you might get a belt in it this afternoon.

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston


"Bored too Pops....back's iffy again. "

this is 2 weeks now Loops and still have anotehr 3-4 to contend with.

Took me all my time to change bedding this morning and was absolutely exhausted and really struggling for breath afterwards.

can't even get out the house for fresh air as waiting on emergency plumer coming.

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well at least you have the fabswingers lounge forum so it could be worse !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bored too Pops....back's iffy again.

this is 2 weeks now Loops and still have anotehr 3-4 to contend with.

Took me all my time to change bedding this morning and was absolutely exhausted and really struggling for breath afterwards.

can't even get out the house for fresh air as waiting on emergency plumer coming.

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!"

Dunno what's worse...pleurisy or the vagaries of emergency plumbers.

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston


"Bored too Pops....back's iffy again.

this is 2 weeks now Loops and still have anotehr 3-4 to contend with.

Took me all my time to change bedding this morning and was absolutely exhausted and really struggling for breath afterwards.

can't even get out the house for fresh air as waiting on emergency plumer coming.

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!

Dunno what's worse...pleurisy or the vagaries of emergency plumbers. "

oh it's worse than pleurisy now - you know me loops, don't do things by half lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bored too Pops....back's iffy again.

this is 2 weeks now Loops and still have anotehr 3-4 to contend with.

Took me all my time to change bedding this morning and was absolutely exhausted and really struggling for breath afterwards.

can't even get out the house for fresh air as waiting on emergency plumer coming.

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!

Dunno what's worse...pleurisy or the vagaries of emergency plumbers.

oh it's worse than pleurisy now - you know me loops, don't do things by half lol xx"

What now, not the bubonic plague?

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston


"Bored too Pops....back's iffy again.

this is 2 weeks now Loops and still have anotehr 3-4 to contend with.

Took me all my time to change bedding this morning and was absolutely exhausted and really struggling for breath afterwards.

can't even get out the house for fresh air as waiting on emergency plumer coming.

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!

Dunno what's worse...pleurisy or the vagaries of emergency plumbers.

oh it's worse than pleurisy now - you know me loops, don't do things by half lol xx

What now, not the bubonic plague?"

no far off it, lol. fluid on the lung and an underlying heart problem (yes, I have one!!!)

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

You could knit me two cushion covers that i havent got round to doing yet

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By *hi-John69Man  over a year ago

chichester


"Bored too Pops....back's iffy again.

this is 2 weeks now Loops and still have anotehr 3-4 to contend with.

Took me all my time to change bedding this morning and was absolutely exhausted and really struggling for breath afterwards.

can't even get out the house for fresh air as waiting on emergency plumer coming.

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!

Dunno what's worse...pleurisy or the vagaries of emergency plumbers.

oh it's worse than pleurisy now - you know me loops, don't do things by half lol xx

What now, not the bubonic plague?

no far off it, lol. fluid on the lung and an underlying heart problem (yes, I have one!!!)"

hope you've got your hand bell ready for when you do go outside

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston


"You could knit me two cushion covers that i havent got round to doing yet "

contemplating making you pompoms karen

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"You could knit me two cushion covers that i havent got round to doing yet

contemplating making you pompoms karen "

ooooh id like a pair of pompoms i oould be a cheerleader then lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"measured him to months ago and he's 5' 2 in height lol xx"

And as you well know same tape same day said you were five foot four babe xx

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston

right, heating fixed, so heading to the shop to buy paint and brushes and do something constructive for a while......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"right, heating fixed, so heading to the shop to buy paint and brushes and do something constructive for a while......"

Just try it lady xx

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston

ok, I meant nail varnish to paint me toenails.... happy now?????

am I allowed to move the bedroom furniture around instead then??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ok, I meant nail varnish to paint me toenails.... happy now?????

am I allowed to move the bedroom furniture around instead then??"

Yeah just sign me the insurance forms first xx

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston

they're already signed, all goes to shorty, dad and richie mwahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dum di dum dum dum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tap tap tap tap pop pop tap

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston

you playing my funeral song already???

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston

you playing my funeral song already???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So good she played it twice xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"you playing my funeral song already??? "
no the tap in the kitchen was drippig

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"they're already signed, all goes to shorty, dad and richie mwahahahahaha"

Can I have your champagne collection? will drink a toast to you with every glass.

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"they're already signed, all goes to shorty, dad and richie mwahahahahaha

Can I have your champagne collection? will drink a toast to you with every glass. "

cough, cough

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"they're already signed, all goes to shorty, dad and richie mwahahahahaha

Can I have your champagne collection? will drink a toast to you with every glass.

cough, cough"

don't you become ill as well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"practically housebound at the moment and pretty much banned from doing anything. But I am bored rigid.

Need some ideas to stop me going stir crazy........."

Wot about knitting some of them dollies to sit on ya bog paper

Im sure some still use them

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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"they're already signed, all goes to shorty, dad and richie mwahahahahaha

Can I have your champagne collection? will drink a toast to you with every glass.

cough, coughdon't you become ill as well"

Dry throat, need Champagne

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"they're already signed, all goes to shorty, dad and richie mwahahahahaha

Can I have your champagne collection? will drink a toast to you with every glass.

cough, coughdon't you become ill as well

Dry throat, need Champagne"

Nope I ain't gonna say it

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston

FOOK AFF ya bunch of pig ignorant shites, ye's ken I cannae feckin drink!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"FOOK AFF ya bunch of pig ignorant shites, ye's ken I cannae feckin drink!!!! "
no need to take it personal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"FOOK AFF ya bunch of pig ignorant shites, ye's ken I cannae feckin drink!!!! "

Awwww they being wicked to you fancy a nice cup of cammimile tea calm you down a bit lol x

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston

**I found gloss and paintbrushes in the shed - just dinnae tell soapy please xx

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Knit Soapy a red white n blue fancy dress outfit?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was that bored that I decided to wax my chest, thank fook I don't have a very hairy chest

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By *muma OP   Woman  over a year ago

Livingston


"Knit Soapy a red white n blue fancy dress outfit? "

fook offf, already been in trouble for that tonight

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