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over a year ago
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"I was in Tesco the other day and bought some Coconut Shampoo - I dunno why though cause I don't actually have any coconuts."
well they're cheap enough and the shampoo'll last ages as they don't have much hair. It's a win win situation.  |
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"Furry pussy all over my tablecloththats will teach ya to shave ya fanny on the table  "
lmao, its actually pussywillow, i picked lots last week and thought it would last for a few weeks with some daffidils and catkins gut its malting everywhere lol |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Furry pussy all over my tablecloththats will teach ya to shave ya fanny on the table
lmao, its actually pussywillow, i picked lots last week and thought it would last for a few weeks with some daffidils and catkins gut its malting everywhere lol"
phew! lol |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"Furry pussy all over my tablecloththats will teach ya to shave ya fanny on the table
lmao, its actually pussywillow, i picked lots last week and thought it would last for a few weeks with some daffidils and catkins gut its malting everywhere lol"
Get Jay to buy you some real flowers.....
Bloody pussywillow, honestly woman, talk about being tight fisted.....
Talking about being tight fisted ....... Jason say hi |
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"Furry pussy all over my tablecloththats will teach ya to shave ya fanny on the table
lmao, its actually pussywillow, i picked lots last week and thought it would last for a few weeks with some daffidils and catkins gut its malting everywhere lol
Get Jay to buy you some real flowers.....
Bloody pussywillow, honestly woman, talk about being tight fisted.....
Talking about being tight fisted ....... Jason say hi "
You know what you can tell jason to do llol, during daffidil season i get daffs every week instead of bought flowers, there my favourite. So bugger of back to your knitting grandma  |
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"You can tell your a bloody townie as well lol
Oi....... you been taking 'lippy' lessons from Soapy?
And I'm telling Jason where ya hiding at the Red White and Blue Party so ner ner ner ner "
lmfao, bet it takes him till august to find me lol |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"You can tell your a bloody townie as well lol
Oi....... you been taking 'lippy' lessons from Soapy?
And I'm telling Jason where ya hiding at the Red White and Blue Party so ner ner ner ner
lmfao, bet it takes him till august to find me lol"
He says "watch it you or ya getting both at once"
**Tis fighting talk from a Doris....  ** |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"You can tell your a bloody townie as well lol
Oi....... you been taking 'lippy' lessons from Soapy?
And I'm telling Jason where ya hiding at the Red White and Blue Party so ner ner ner ner "
well if he's talking to karen then at least he's leaving me alone (for a change) |
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"You can tell your a bloody townie as well lol
Oi....... you been taking 'lippy' lessons from Soapy?
And I'm telling Jason where ya hiding at the Red White and Blue Party so ner ner ner ner
lmfao, bet it takes him till august to find me lol
He says "watch it you or ya getting both at once"
**Tis fighting talk from a Doris.... **"
ha ha, very brave for a doris sitting on his settee lol, has he forgotten i know where you live |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"You can tell your a bloody townie as well lol
Oi....... you been taking 'lippy' lessons from Soapy?
And I'm telling Jason where ya hiding at the Red White and Blue Party so ner ner ner ner
well if he's talking to karen then at least he's leaving me alone (for a change) "
Where is faceache tonight by the way? |
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"You can tell your a bloody townie as well lol
Oi....... you been taking 'lippy' lessons from Soapy?
And I'm telling Jason where ya hiding at the Red White and Blue Party so ner ner ner ner
well if he's talking to karen then at least he's leaving me alone (for a change)
Where is faceache tonight by the way? "
which one lol |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"You can tell your a bloody townie as well lol
Oi....... you been taking 'lippy' lessons from Soapy?
And I'm telling Jason where ya hiding at the Red White and Blue Party so ner ner ner ner
well if he's talking to karen then at least he's leaving me alone (for a change)
Where is faceache tonight by the way?
which one lol"
the short one  |
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"You can tell your a bloody townie as well lol
Oi....... you been taking 'lippy' lessons from Soapy?
And I'm telling Jason where ya hiding at the Red White and Blue Party so ner ner ner ner
well if he's talking to karen then at least he's leaving me alone (for a change)
Where is faceache tonight by the way?
which one lol
the short one "
Probley plotting or trying to plot something |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"he went to his bed at 7, he's a no well wee gnome tonight"
Awwwww bless him.....
Bout of dementia?
hip replacement required?
Pissed his pants again?
General old age?
Seriously, tell him to get better soon cus it's time the Posse and the Doris's had a fight! |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"You can tell your a bloody townie as well lol
Oi....... you been taking 'lippy' lessons from Soapy?
And I'm telling Jason where ya hiding at the Red White and Blue Party so ner ner ner ner
well if he's talking to karen then at least he's leaving me alone (for a change)
Where is faceache tonight by the way?
which one lol
the short one
Probley plotting or trying to plot something"
He couldn't plot his way out of a paper bag |
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"You can tell your a bloody townie as well lol
Oi....... you been taking 'lippy' lessons from Soapy?
And I'm telling Jason where ya hiding at the Red White and Blue Party so ner ner ner ner
well if he's talking to karen then at least he's leaving me alone (for a change)
Where is faceache tonight by the way?
which one lol
the short one
Probley plotting or trying to plot something
He couldn't plot his way out of a paper bag "
True, but hes pretty good at running round carparks |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"You can tell your a bloody townie as well lol
Oi....... you been taking 'lippy' lessons from Soapy?
And I'm telling Jason where ya hiding at the Red White and Blue Party so ner ner ner ner
well if he's talking to karen then at least he's leaving me alone (for a change)
Where is faceache tonight by the way?
which one lol
the short one
Probley plotting or trying to plot something
He couldn't plot his way out of a paper bag
True, but hes pretty good at running round carparks "
That was just pure class my dear and worthy of a vengful Posse Princess.....
I owe you one for that |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"he went to his bed at 7, he's a no well wee gnome tonight
Awwwww bless him.....
Bout of dementia?
hip replacement required?
Pissed his pants again?
General old age?
Seriously, tell him to get better soon cus it's time the Posse and the Doris's had a fight! "
he's lovesick and missing me, hahahahahahahahaha |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"You can tell your a bloody townie as well lol
Oi....... you been taking 'lippy' lessons from Soapy?
And I'm telling Jason where ya hiding at the Red White and Blue Party so ner ner ner ner
well if he's talking to karen then at least he's leaving me alone (for a change)
Where is faceache tonight by the way?
which one lol
the short one
Probley plotting or trying to plot something
He couldn't plot his way out of a paper bag
True, but hes pretty good at running round carparks
That was just pure class my dear and worthy of a vengful Posse Princess.....
I owe you one for that "
don't Karen, I had a meet at the hotel a couple of weeks ago, met him in the carpark and couldn't stop laughing |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"he went to his bed at 7, he's a no well wee gnome tonight
Awwwww bless him.....
Bout of dementia?
hip replacement required?
Pissed his pants again?
General old age?
Seriously, tell him to get better soon cus it's time the Posse and the Doris's had a fight!
he's lovesick and missing me, hahahahahahahahaha"
Its this power we weild over the pathetic Doris's......
All hail the Pussy Posse
**fricking hell, it's been ages since I typed that** |
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"he went to his bed at 7, he's a no well wee gnome tonight
Awwwww bless him.....
Bout of dementia?
hip replacement required?
Pissed his pants again?
General old age?
Seriously, tell him to get better soon cus it's time the Posse and the Doris's had a fight!
he's lovesick and missing me, hahahahahahahahaha
Its this power we weild over the pathetic Doris's......
All hail the Pussy Posse
**fricking hell, it's been ages since I typed that** "
Just remember arnies words
I'll be back xx |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"he went to his bed at 7, he's a no well wee gnome tonight
Awwwww bless him.....
Bout of dementia?
hip replacement required?
Pissed his pants again?
General old age?
Seriously, tell him to get better soon cus it's time the Posse and the Doris's had a fight!
he's lovesick and missing me, hahahahahahahahaha
Its this power we weild over the pathetic Doris's......
All hail the Pussy Posse
**fricking hell, it's been ages since I typed that**
Just remember arnies words
I'll be back xx "
Big words for such a borrower |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"he went to his bed at 7, he's a no well wee gnome tonight
Awwwww bless him.....
Bout of dementia?
hip replacement required?
Pissed his pants again?
General old age?
Seriously, tell him to get better soon cus it's time the Posse and the Doris's had a fight!
he's lovesick and missing me, hahahahahahahahaha
Its this power we weild over the pathetic Doris's......
All hail the Pussy Posse
**fricking hell, it's been ages since I typed that**
Just remember arnies words
I'll be back xx Big words for such a borrower "
I'm waiting to see if Soapy turns up as the terminator at the Red White and Blue! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"he went to his bed at 7, he's a no well wee gnome tonight
Awwwww bless him.....
Bout of dementia?
hip replacement required?
Pissed his pants again?
General old age?
Seriously, tell him to get better soon cus it's time the Posse and the Doris's had a fight!
he's lovesick and missing me, hahahahahahahahaha"
Yeah i keeps missing ya babe xx
(Note ta self must get me gun sights adjusted) xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"he went to his bed at 7, he's a no well wee gnome tonight
Awwwww bless him.....
Bout of dementia?
hip replacement required?
Pissed his pants again?
General old age?
Seriously, tell him to get better soon cus it's time the Posse and the Doris's had a fight!
he's lovesick and missing me, hahahahahahahahaha
Yeah i keeps missing ya babe xx
(Note ta self must get me gun sights adjusted) xx "
wanna borrow mine |
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