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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Roses are red violets are blue your pussy is wet and my cock is too. What is your FAB poem?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are a blue

Get in the van

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

One in the poo

And two in the goo?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Iv gone off sex

So I'm useless to you

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman over a year ago

nottingham

It started with a message

I sent a cheeky wink

He had my knickers off

Before I had a chance to blink

The orgasms were in abundance

He turned my legs to jelly

You said I was amazing

So where's my bloody veri?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It started with a message

I sent a cheeky wink

He had my knickers off

Before I had a chance to blink

The orgasms were in abundance

He turned my legs to jelly

You said I was amazing

So where's my bloody veri?

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman over a year ago

nottingham

I once went on a forum social

I travelled bloody hours

I spent a truly spiffing day

At the famous Alton towers

The forumites all gathered

They all travelled from afar

If you want to see what fun we had

Just buy the daily star

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By *oward1978Man over a year ago

Rotherham

"I once went on a forum social

I travelled bloody hours

I spent a truly spiffing day

At the famous Alton towers

The forumites all gathered

They all travelled from afar

If you want to see what fun we had

Just buy the daily star

Ever thought about a career as a poet? These are brilliant

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman over a year ago

nottingham

"I once went on a forum social

I travelled bloody hours

I spent a truly spiffing day

At the famous Alton towers

The forumites all gathered

They all travelled from afar

If you want to see what fun we had

Just buy the daily star

Ever thought about a career as a poet? These are brilliant

Too much time on my hands at work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red,

Wine is also red,

Peoms are hard,

Wine.

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Looked at your pictures this morn

They're really sexy now I got the horn

Now got a boner, I need somewhere to stick it

So open your pussy I may even lick it

You and me could be a perfect match

And to prove it my cock pic is attached

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ogres are fantasy

Unicorns are real

Get your cock in my arse

And make me squeal!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red,

Wine is also red,

Peoms are hard,

Wine. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are blue

Violets are red

I'm fucking g horny

Nuff said

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This new fella on Fab had an eye

To play with anyone straight, gay or bi

But after a day

No message or wink came his way

So he asked the forums folk why?

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By *oward1978Man over a year ago

Rotherham

This is Fab

A kind of swinging Mecca

Where women'll come

And ask to sit on your pecker

And if you get lucky

You may find a nice 'un

Who'll fuck like a pornstar

And suck like a Dyson

So whether you're here to make whoopee

Or just here making friends

Welcome to Fab

Where the fun never ends

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is Fab

A kind of swinging Mecca

Where women'll come

And ask to sit on your pecker

And if you get lucky

You may find a nice 'un

Who'll fuck like a pornstar

And suck like a Dyson

So whether you're here to make whoopee

Or just here making friends

Welcome to Fab

Where the fun never ends

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is Fab

A kind of swinging Mecca

Where women'll come

And ask to sit on your pecker

And if you get lucky

You may find a nice 'un

Who'll fuck like a pornstar

And suck like a Dyson

So whether you're here to make whoopee

Or just here making friends

Welcome to Fab

Where the fun never ends

Your wasted in your job Howi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

and usually fantastic

Your luck maybe in

Snapped my knicker elastic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a filthy lady on fab

She really fancied a shag

She shouted 'come on'

But replies, there were none

So she's trying to flag down a fake cab

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By *hangovCouple over a year ago

sheffield

If bareback is what you would do

I have words of caution for you

Don't say it on a thread

Cos they'll all cut you dead

It's a thing you would certainly rue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fab is a site where we all look to fuck

Except nobody wants me - oh go fuck my luck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

And so is my lipstick

Would you like me to smear it

All over your dipstick ?

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By *hangovCouple over a year ago

sheffield

The people who usually post

Chat with each other the most

But they'll call you a dick

If you say there's a clique

And they'll flame you and turn you to toast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I stopped him in the street.

Told him he looked hungry,

(ten minutes later)..... (Spongebob French accent voice over )

with my knickers round my ankles....

we're in McDonald's having a filet o' fish.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jaysus I killed dat!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It started with a message

I sent a cheeky wink

He had my knickers off

Before I had a chance to blink

The orgasms were in abundance

He turned my legs to jelly

You said I was amazing

So where's my bloody veri?

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman over a year ago

nottingham

Ode to the forumites

There's a taff with a pooch-a spiffing pair

Hanky panky with her rainbow hair

A golden hatter with beribboned locks

Sexy howi in just his stripy socks

Cookie loving knitter who likes to twirl

An Irish sexpot named bold girl

A Spanish brunette who loves to flirt

Gorgeous georgie dressed just in a shirt

Diamond joe with his razor sharp wits

Tina and her gigantic tits

The haribo loving gym fit shag

Fireblade on page 3 of 'the daily rag'

And of course those fab swingers Demi gods

The all knowing, all seeing......

Fab forum mods

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

And so is my lipstick

Would you like me to smear it

All over your dipstick ?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"Ode to the forumites

There's a taff with a pooch-a spiffing pair

Hanky panky with her rainbow hair

A golden hatter with beribboned locks

Sexy howi in just his stripy socks

Cookie loving knitter who likes to twirl

An Irish sexpot named bold girl

A Spanish brunette who loves to flirt

Gorgeous georgie dressed just in a shirt

Diamond joe with his razor sharp wits

Tina and her gigantic tits

The haribo loving gym fit shag

Fireblade on page 3 of 'the daily rag'

And of course those fab swingers Demi gods

The all knowing, all seeing......

Fab forum mods"

Awww. So sweet. I don't flirt

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ode to the forumites

There's a taff with a pooch-a spiffing pair

Hanky panky with her rainbow hair

A golden hatter with beribboned locks

Sexy howi in just his stripy socks

Cookie loving knitter who likes to twirl

An Irish sexpot named bold girl

A Spanish brunette who loves to flirt

Gorgeous georgie dressed just in a shirt

Diamond joe with his razor sharp wits

Tina and her gigantic tits

The haribo loving gym fit shag

Fireblade on page 3 of 'the daily rag'

And of course those fab swingers Demi gods

The all knowing, all seeing......

Fab forum mods"

Love this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ode to the forumites

There's a taff with a pooch-a spiffing pair

Hanky panky with her rainbow hair

A golden hatter with beribboned locks

Sexy howi in just his stripy socks

Cookie loving knitter who likes to twirl

An Irish sexpot named bold girl

A Spanish brunette who loves to flirt

Gorgeous georgie dressed just in a shirt

Diamond joe with his razor sharp wits

Tina and her gigantic tits

The haribo loving gym fit shag

Fireblade on page 3 of 'the daily rag'

And of course those fab swingers Demi gods

The all knowing, all seeing......

Fab forum mods

Awww. So sweet. I don't flirt

MrsSB

Brilliant wordsmith Miss Tease

And you may just flirt a lil bit MrsSB

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman over a year ago

nottingham

"Ode to the forumites

There's a taff with a pooch-a spiffing pair

Hanky panky with her rainbow hair

A golden hatter with beribboned locks

Sexy howi in just his stripy socks

Cookie loving knitter who likes to twirl

An Irish sexpot named bold girl

A Spanish brunette who loves to flirt

Gorgeous georgie dressed just in a shirt

Diamond joe with his razor sharp wits

Tina and her gigantic tits

The haribo loving gym fit shag

Fireblade on page 3 of 'the daily rag'

And of course those fab swingers Demi gods

The all knowing, all seeing......

Fab forum mods

Love this

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a young man from kent who used to like to live in a tent he never paid any rent but he was a friendly gent let it be said this young man from kent.

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By *r Stagger LeeMan over a year ago

torquay

the messages were flowing and all was well.

then sudden silence and inevitable block.

irritated and irked my hopes sank.

still never mind off for a ........RUN.

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Ode to the forumites

There's a taff with a pooch-a spiffing pair

Hanky panky with her rainbow hair

A golden hatter with beribboned locks

Sexy howi in just his stripy socks

Cookie loving knitter who likes to twirl

An Irish sexpot named bold girl

A Spanish brunette who loves to flirt

Gorgeous georgie dressed just in a shirt

Diamond joe with his razor sharp wits

Tina and her gigantic tits

The haribo loving gym fit shag

Fireblade on page 3 of 'the daily rag'

And of course those fab swingers Demi gods

The all knowing, all seeing......

Fab forum mods"

Now that really is fame. Fantastic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There once was man from Kent

Who got laid everywhere that he went

Then once with a cough

His dick it fell off

And now he is decidedly bent

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By *ilvercharmCouple over a year ago

Our gate

"Ogres are fantasy

Unicorns are real

Get your cock in my arse

And make me squeal!

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