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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man over a year ago

london

This is a sex site right? Not a church event site I presume?

I lady just invited me to (and I quote) .....come round and taste my honey

Well I replied "thank you for your kind offer but I have a very nice jar already from Waitrose which I am very please with (it was on sale and £3.99)

And then I politely informed her that this was a swingers site and she may well want to sigh up for "marks and spencer-online"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gusset lard.

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man over a year ago

london

"Gusset lard."

Just made me a bit sick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ages in season pal!! Go and taste that thick green ooze!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ages in season pal!! Go and taste that thick green ooze! "

She's!!* bloody pigne

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ages in season pal!! Go and taste that thick green ooze!

She's!!* bloody pigne "

Phone*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ages in season pal!! Go and taste that thick green ooze!

She's!!* bloody pigne

Phone*"

Fuck it. Forget it. It's list.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ages in season pal!! Go and taste that thick green ooze!

She's!!* bloody pigne

Phone*

Fuck it. Forget it. It's list. "

Lost!!! *

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man over a year ago

london

Been sick again

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Is this thread for real

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man over a year ago

london

"Ages in season pal!! Go and taste that thick green ooze!

She's!!* bloody pigne

Phone*

Fuck it. Forget it. It's list.

Lost!!! *"

Is your spellcheck on drugs?

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man over a year ago

london

"Is this thread for real

Yes Ethel wants me to visit her residencial home to taste her honey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ages in season pal!! Go and taste that thick green ooze!

She's!!* bloody pigne

Phone*

Fuck it. Forget it. It's list.

Lost!!! *"

Marry me.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Is this thread for real

Yes Ethel wants me to visit her residencial home to taste her honey

They ye must go

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man over a year ago

london

"Is this thread for real

Yes Ethel wants me to visit her residencial home to taste her honey

They ye must go"

You think? Hope she doesn't offer me jam too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gusset lard."

www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/426836

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man over a year ago

london

"Gusset lard.

www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/426836"

Hellwomans Mayonaise?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ages in season pal!! Go and taste that thick green ooze!

She's!!* bloody pigne

Phone*

Fuck it. Forget it. It's list.

Lost!!! *"

Spit it out man!!

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"Ages in season pal!! Go and taste that thick green ooze!

She's!!* bloody pigne

Phone*

Fuck it. Forget it. It's list.

Lost!!! *"

the triumph of auto correct over man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fantastic

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man over a year ago

london

Turns out Ethel is a rampant sexual predator. Her honey doesn't come packaged in a jar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Turns out Ethel is a rampant sexual predator. Her honey doesn't come packaged in a jar"

Ethel sounds posh

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man over a year ago

london

"Turns out Ethel is a rampant sexual predator. Her honey doesn't come packaged in a jar

Ethel sounds posh

She smokes herbal ciggies and wears m and s undies.

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man over a year ago

london

Hmmmm

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