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First thing when you wake
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Turn over and have another *5* minutes 
I have nothing in particular to get up for, so I don't feel the rush that I did in ma 20's.
In fact that's a lie, I never felt the need to get out of bed asap when I was in ma youth & teens, nothing much has changed over the years.
*Government Health Warning*
I am not a morning person (whenever that maybe) 
Anyone got a spare bacon butty? I could murder one of those  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Answer all the hundreds of messages from adoring ladies 
Then I wake up out of that dream lol
Say good morning to Pooch , pop the kettle on , if it fits  .
Then have a peek on fab . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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First thing usually when I wake is to just lie there for a wile looking at an art print I have on my bedroom wall,,,,sounds weird i know, but thats it haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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stretch it out.. yawn.. break wind... lie there for a bit.. check my phone... lie there for a bit more then dash to the loo for that early morning piss...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Today it was panic and grab my phone to check the time.
2 hours to get ready then a 2 and a half hour drive to meet a gorgeous lady off here
Time I got up and put kettle on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Today it was panic and grab my phone to check the time.
2 hours to get ready then a 2 and a half hour drive to meet a gorgeous lady off here
Time I got up and put kettle on."
Two hours to get ready? Hows that even possible? |
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Tell the dogs to piss off because their breath stinks, shut one eye so I can focus on the readout on the clock then try decide what it is the hounds actually want (garden, breakfast or just a bit of fuss). Do said dog related thing then back to bed before I have to go to work. |
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Turn my TV off from the night before then check my phone see if I have any friends then go to the bathroom and depending what day it is eather stay in bed until I can be assed getting up orr if I have been working I will have had a shower a fag teeth then got in to bed to sleep until about 9 at night then up again to work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"no way can i be the only person who breaks wind before anything else... you bunch of fibbers
Ah, but can you reach a middle C in your farty attempts  "
lol never paid much attention to the note of my flatulance before.. will report back tomorrow for you |
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"no way can i be the only person who breaks wind before anything else... you bunch of fibbers
Ah, but can you reach a middle C in your farty attempts
lol never paid much attention to the note of my flatulance before.. will report back tomorrow for you "
Sniffs and waits, sorry sits and waits |
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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago
not far from you.. |
"Untangle Headphones from around my neck
Shower
Coffee
Hugh Smile its that start of a new day "
You need some of the Ecandy wireless headphones.you'll be causing an injury!I couldn't live without mine..their fab |
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In my head I rise beautifully. Pad over to the bathroom and straight into the shower.
In reality I grumble and fall out of bed. Stomp to the bathroom and have an argument with my daughter on the otherside of the door as to why she needs to be in there so long. Then I get back in bed. |
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"In my head I rise beautifully. Pad over to the bathroom and straight into the shower.
In reality I grumble and fall out of bed. Stomp to the bathroom and have an argument with my daughter on the otherside of the door as to why she needs to be in there so long. Then I get back in bed. "
You definitely stomp |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In my head I rise beautifully. Pad over to the bathroom and straight into the shower.
In reality I grumble and fall out of bed. Stomp to the bathroom and have an argument with my daughter on the otherside of the door as to why she needs to be in there so long. Then I get back in bed.
You definitely stomp "
But I do return with tea and other delights. That's totally worth being woken at stupid o clock by madame elephant feet. |
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