I was a.....

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sadomasochist necrophiliac into beastiality until I realised I was flogging a dead horse

By *IDNIGHTMADNESSMan over a year ago

Nr Exeter

Or simply....

"I was a necrophiliac until some rotten cunt split on me"

If swearing isn't allowed I do apologise