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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS over a year ago

Central

If your body could speak about the past and present, what would it say, upon health, sex etc?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Probably something along the lines of '... can we go back to doing 2014 please?'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You fucking cunt!"

I'd say jesus, that's a bit harsh. To which it would just say, "twat"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine would say "FFS woman, just pick a weight and stick with it" (too many years of too much yo yo dieting). And "when are we going back in the sea?"

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

It would say;

My body is an amusement park, not a temple.

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By *quirrelMan over a year ago

East Manchester

As Oliver used to say to Stan. "This is another fine mess you've gotten us into"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As Oliver used to say to Stan. "This is another fine mess you've gotten us into""
now man up lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine would probably say ~ why didn't your mum apply sun cream as a child & now step away from the vino

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By *eliz NelsonMan over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

There's a great new book out, well new to me....

A woman conversing with her body and its changes over the years....

'Letters to my Fanny'

Had some great reviews

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

Oi twat! Give up being a London DR in year 7 cos years 8,9 & 10 really fucked us over!!

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS over a year ago

Central

"It would say;

My body is an amusement park, not a temple.

I'm hearing both - a temple for others to worship at for, at least, my amusement

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you looked up the word "exercise" yet? Because I could use some."

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman over a year ago

nottingham

It would say 'see that cake? That is your enemy, run and don't ever look back'

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

""You fucking cunt!"

I'd say jesus, that's a bit harsh. To which it would just say, "twat""

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