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"I had one glass of red and I'm legless. Say here if you d*unk MrsSB Yes I fancy a fuck | |||
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"Wow someone else who can't hold their drink, thought I was unique It's red.lol MrsSB | |||
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"I had one glass of red and I'm legless. Say here if you d*unk MrsSB I have wine for you too | |||
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"Lmao last time i was smashed out my tree was around 2 years ago now lol " I don't do comatose d*unk. MrsSB | |||
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"I had one glass of red and I'm legless. Say here if you d*unk MrsSB If we're all d*unk, let's have the most rampant, outrageous, d*unken fuck possible. Get your sexy d*unken behind here senorita. | |||
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"Lmao last time i was smashed out my tree was around 2 years ago now lol I don't do comatose d*unk. MrsSB That's the reason why I don't drink anymore lol | |||
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"I had one glass of red and I'm legless. Say here if you d*unk MrsSB I can't drive You come here. I will fuck you senseless MrsSB | |||
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"I had one glass of red and I'm legless. Say here if you d*unk MrsSB | |||
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"I had one glass of red and I'm legless. Say here if you d*unk MrsSB Not d*unk but definitely fancy a fuck | |||
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"Wow someone else who can't hold their drink, thought I was unique Had a baaad experience drinking red, don't go near it nowadays...enjoy...good luck | |||
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"I had one glass of red and I'm legless. Say here if you d*unk MrsSB Don't drink red, and only started drinking white | |||
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"Fookin typical it's the Warrington crew getting the party started We are not posh like you Stockton health. Maybe we should meet half way . Wildespool causeway? | |||
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"I had one glass of red and I'm legless. Say here if you d*unk MrsSB You've pulled | |||
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"Just the way I like em..... TAXI I'm waiting for you. All lubed and ready . | |||
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"Red always makes me pissed! Currently enjoying a very large glass" Red wine makes me pissed and horny, child no 2 was conceived after a night out on the Red | |||
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"Fookin typical it's the Warrington crew getting the party started I shop at Aldi in Stockton ..well the butler does | |||
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"I had one glass of red and I'm legless. Say here if you d*unk MrsSB Im all for a d*unken fuck. | |||
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"Have another one you'll feel better (hopefully) I get like that sometimes but seem to sober up after the second Trying your trick. Second glass on the way | |||
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"I had one glass of red and I'm legless. Say here if you d*unk MrsSB I've got white too | |||
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"Omg you're a cheap date I know right | |||
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"I dont drink booze You drink lady juice | |||
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"Red always makes me pissed! Currently enjoying a very large glass" By God, you are beautiful. Fancy a fuck? MrsSB | |||
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"I fancy a fuck. Not had a drink.. Yet... Its in fridge" Started drinking . I'm alone getting pissed . It's making me feel bad | |||
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"Not drinking til later on - but the bit about a fuck sounds good Drinks. Damn you | |||
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"I have a drink when I get paid every other Wednesday, and maybe for another couple of days afterwards, then knock it on the head. Roll on next Wednesday I don't know you. But I would fuck ace or Alice if they were about | |||
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"I had one glass of red and I'm legless. Say here if you d*unk MrsSB | |||
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"I'm not d*unk but I do have a beer in hand, watching the football, well I'm trying but I'm being sidetracked by a certain forumite who's most probably half cut as we speak So easily distracted Mr PB | |||
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"Long way for us .. you be sober by time get there .. x nymph " I don't worry. I will keep them coming and you too | |||
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"Hey mrs SB, We are having a few cheeky beers now. Have a fab eve xx" You too lovelies | |||
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"Red always makes me pissed! Currently enjoying a very large glass Red wine makes me pissed and horny, child no 2 was conceived after a night out on the Red The curse of the red wine . | |||
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"Fookin typical it's the Warrington crew getting the party started Pmsl. We should meet. | |||
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"I have a drink when I get paid every other Wednesday, and maybe for another couple of days afterwards, then knock it on the head. Roll on next Wednesday They may be back tomorrow | |||
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"I will be pished tommorow as at an away game so you might get some filth in inbox lol" Looking forward to it | |||
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"bloody hell woman - I know sorry | |||
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"Just discovered a passion fruit cider & its blooming yum! Sadly I only have one bottle Nooooooooooo Go Tesco and get 10 | |||
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"I had one glass of red and I'm legless. Say here if you d*unk MrsSB | |||
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"bloody hell woman - 11 days | |||
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"If you have a glass of cold vodka and lemonade - I will even be your slut lol Done. I would love a slut | |||
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"Just discovered a passion fruit cider & its blooming yum! Sadly I only have one bottle Kidding got lovely bottle of Sauv Blanc with my name on it in the fridge....bottoms up! | |||
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"I'm not d*unk but I do have a beer in hand, watching the football, well I'm trying but I'm being sidetracked by a certain forumite who's most probably half cut as we speak Come on . Share her name. We all friends here. MrsSB | |||
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"Im actually drinking Westons vintage cider. 8.2 alc. Its not for wimps. Manly | |||
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"I do not drink.... I am very d*unk I am sorry for what i did while I was d*unk And to anyone tho gets a message Who invented alcohol Hello boys" Bad bad girl....*pours you another wine | |||
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"Just discovered a passion fruit cider & its blooming yum! Sadly I only have one bottle I wish your bottom was up | |||
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"I'm just having a large Sauvignon and putting his nibs to bed. -let bliss commence- Hi beautiful. I've not seen you around this week. I've got some of that too. | |||
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"To many long island ice tea's this week. Switching to moscow mules Hard-core | |||
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"I have a drink when I get paid every other Wednesday, and maybe for another couple of days afterwards, then knock it on the head. Roll on next Wednesday You said same thing last week. Lies. All lies | |||
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"Wow.. ive d*unk myself into complete invisibility. I can see you. Are you a ghost? | |||
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"I do not drink.... I am very d*unk I am sorry for what i did while I was d*unk And to anyone tho gets a message Who invented alcohol Hello boys" Fancy a fuck? | |||
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"bloody hell woman - You are counting too | |||
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"Just discovered a passion fruit cider & its blooming yum! Sadly I only have one bottle Cheers.xx | |||
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"I do not drink.... I am very d*unk I am sorry for what i did while I was d*unk And to anyone tho gets a message Who invented alcohol Hello boys Fancy a fuck? I fancy a fuck Mrs sb x | |||
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"So embarrassing Sorry | |||
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"I had one glass of red and I'm legless. Say here if you d*unk MrsSB pmsfl. This has made me laugh, happy days. | |||
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"Wow.. ive d*unk myself into complete invisibility. Who said that..?! | |||
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"I do not drink.... I am very d*unk I am sorry for what i did while I was d*unk And to anyone tho gets a message Who invented alcohol Hello boys Fancy a fuck? North East bro | |||
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"So embarrassing | |||
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"If you have a glass of cold vodka and lemonade - I will even be your slut lol Really MrsSB | |||
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"I had one glass of red and I'm legless. Say here if you d*unk MrsSB I'm like a clown me | |||
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"If you have a glass of cold vodka and lemonade - I will even be your slut lol Yes. Why? | |||
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"bloody hell woman - i might be | |||
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"If you have a glass of cold vodka and lemonade - I will even be your slut lol | |||
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"bloody hell woman - | |||
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"If you have a glass of cold vodka and lemonade - I will even be your slut lol Though keep strapon away from my bum | |||
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"I do not drink.... I am very d*unk I am sorry for what i did while I was d*unk And to anyone tho gets a message Who invented alcohol Hello boys Fancy a fuck? And if she was up here she'd be getting fucked by me | |||
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"If you have a glass of cold vodka and lemonade - I will even be your slut lol You just suck the fun out of it. | |||
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"If you have a glass of cold vodka and lemonade - I will even be your slut lol Aww MrsSB | |||
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"I do not drink.... I am very d*unk I am sorry for what i did while I was d*unk And to anyone tho gets a message Who invented alcohol Hello boys Fancy a fuck? That's right . I fancy you handsome. But you know that | |||
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"I do not drink.... I am very d*unk I am sorry for what i did while I was d*unk And to anyone tho gets a message Who invented alcohol Hello boys Fancy a fuck? Most definately yes!!! | |||
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"Me too! I picked raspberries off of the allotment today and decided to make raspberry vodka. But what do do with all the displaced vodka?! Damn you raspberries. D*unk again! Yeah. I'm not alone anymore | |||
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"I do not drink.... I am very d*unk I am sorry for what i did while I was d*unk And to anyone tho gets a message Who invented alcohol Hello boys Fancy a fuck? If only you were in the right country | |||
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"I'm just having a large Sauvignon and putting his nibs to bed. -let bliss commence- I've been a little under the weather | |||
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"Me too! I picked raspberries off of the allotment today and decided to make raspberry vodka. But what do do with all the displaced vodka?! Damn you raspberries. D*unk again! On my way Mrs sb x | |||
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"I'm just having a large Sauvignon and putting his nibs to bed. -let bliss commence- one human here cant wait to be felt | |||
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"I'm just having a large Sauvignon and putting his nibs to bed. -let bliss commence- Big hugs lovely. | |||
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"Me too! I picked raspberries off of the allotment today and decided to make raspberry vodka. But what do do with all the displaced vodka?! Damn you raspberries. D*unk again! | |||
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"It's been a bit of a shitty week. So, a quite Friday evening, laundry done, house clean, and sitting in the garden with a very large whisky and water seems the perfect antidote. X" Whisky and vodka | |||
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"As soon as I get out of work I'll be going drinking & looking to get fucked too We are in the uk so it won't be us | |||
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"I'm just having a large Sauvignon and putting his nibs to bed. -let bliss commence- Hubba hubba | |||
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"You bloody lightweight Mrs SB I know. But still fun and as roxi said I'm cheap | |||
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"Been an interesting eventful read so far keep it going Sounds like your having a randomly pleasant evening " Have a drink. It's fun today and not so tomorrow | |||
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"Been an interesting eventful read so far keep it going Sounds like your having a randomly pleasant evening Have a drink. It's fun today and not so tomorrow Whiskeys and rum will fix that lol | |||
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"Been an interesting eventful read so far keep it going Sounds like your having a randomly pleasant evening Have a drink. It's fun today and not so tomorrow Go for it bro | |||
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"Oh....vodka wine and prosecco Hello gin my friend This may not end well It won't but it's fun for now | |||
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"Mmm! Taking advantage of MrsSB when she's had a few. ....yes please Where the hell you've been? Fancy a fuck? | |||
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"You bloody lightweight Mrs SB Another glass Mrs sb x | |||
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"You bloody lightweight Mrs SB Shame on you | |||
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"As soon as I get out of work I'll be going drinking & looking to get fucked too Wish I was in the U.K. | |||
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"Mmm! Taking advantage of MrsSB when she's had a few. ....yes please Tenerife for 3 weeks then mooching around the forums. You know the answer to that | |||
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"As soon as I get out of work I'll be going drinking & looking to get fucked too Me too | |||
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"I'm just having a large Sauvignon and putting his nibs to bed. -let bliss commence- not long now xx | |||
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"Mmm! Taking advantage of MrsSB when she's had a few. ....yes please No | |||
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"Mmm! Taking advantage of MrsSB when she's had a few. ....yes please So tempted. | |||
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"Well I took the wife shopping earlier this morning and as my reward she took me out to two pubs on the way home this afternoon, had a great afternoon even met up with a guy from off here to top things all off ????. But it just gets better she has just got back from the shop with jd and for me. She does love me or maybe trying to kill me Love. Definitely love. MrsSB | |||
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"I am a sleepy d*unk Sleepy sex | |||
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"Mmm! Taking advantage of MrsSB when she's had a few. ....yes please | |||
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"I'm not d*unk, I don't drink Do you want a virgen cocktail? | |||
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"I'm not d*unk, I don't drink Sexin the beach x | |||
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"Hubby has made me cake . Lmao goodnight don't forget to take a bin with you to bed lmao | |||
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"I'm not d*unk, I don't drink Go on then | |||
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"Wow.. ive d*unk myself into complete invisibility. Who said that?! | |||
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"Hubby has made me cake . Would you like a plate for that? | |||
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"Mmm! Taking advantage of MrsSB when she's had a few. ....yes please Ohhh hello! | |||
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"I'm not d*unk, I don't drink It's yummy. It has rum | |||
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"Well I took the wife shopping earlier this morning and as my reward she took me out to two pubs on the way home this afternoon, had a great afternoon even met up with a guy from off here to top things all off ????. But it just gets better she has just got back from the shop with jd and for me. She does love me or maybe trying to kill me I hope your right | |||
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"Hubby has made me cake . There's no need for a plate. You know that | |||
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"Do you need putting to bed Think i do | |||
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"is it Jaeger bombs time yet?" Why not | |||
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"I'm not d*unk, I don't drink Oh, I did like Rum | |||
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"At shit....I think I'm d*unk Think..........if you think you are. Then you definitely are | |||
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"At shit....I think I'm d*unk She is so so d*unk...want me to tuck you in petal?!? | |||
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"Stone cold sober here too. Gonna put that right Sunday night though. Got a bottle of red with my name on it. Though I won't be posting after I have d*unk it. Or shall I ???? Xxxx I think you should x | |||
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"Stone cold sober here too. Gonna put that right Sunday night though. Got a bottle of red with my name on it. Though I won't be posting after I have d*unk it. Or shall I ???? Xxxx Lol...... I talk the biggest load of rubbish... and typos galore... Though I am worse when I am out drinking. Xxxxxx | |||
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"Stone cold sober here too. Gonna put that right Sunday night though. Got a bottle of red with my name on it. Though I won't be posting after I have d*unk it. Or shall I ???? Xxxx Yep true but it's fun xxx | |||
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"Not been d*unk for over 20 years +1 | |||
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"Not been d*unk for over 20 years a day at a time 2 years in in a week and a half | |||
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"At shit....I think I'm d*unk Yeah I am...but it's fun. I'm sorry for Who gets d*unken honey yarn | |||
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"Not been d*unk for over 20 years Good going | |||
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"Morning all. I'm not hangover. Yeah me. MrsSB You forgot something | |||
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"Morning all. I'm not hangover. Yeah me. MrsSB Fancy a fuck? | |||
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"Morning all. I'm not hangover. Yeah me. MrsSB | |||
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