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over a year ago
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"Depends what you mean, if you mean fucking with you in the sarcastic, piss-taking sense that occurs on these forums, then yes i probably do 
Really maybe we should team up  "
You think of a team name and we can maybe talk |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Depends what you mean, if you mean fucking with you in the sarcastic, piss-taking sense that occurs on these forums, then yes i probably do
Really maybe we should team up
You think of a team name and we can maybe talk"
I'll get back to you on that one lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends what you mean, if you mean fucking with you in the sarcastic, piss-taking sense that occurs on these forums, then yes i probably do "
we need another shaved head badboy thread  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A fuck from me may make your eyes water a tad Is this the male or female though
Methinks 'tis the member of the couple in possession of the Wang lol"
Hahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends what you mean, if you mean fucking with you in the sarcastic, piss-taking sense that occurs on these forums, then yes i probably do
we need another shaved head badboy thread "
Yes yes and again, yes! Lol best Sunday night ever! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A fuck from me may make your eyes water a tad Is this the male or female though
Methinks 'tis the member of the couple in possession of the Wang lol"
You're right.....
That said, you ought to see the size of Mrs N's toys, they'd make his eyes water too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Depends what you mean, if you mean fucking with you in the sarcastic, piss-taking sense that occurs on these forums, then yes i probably do
we need another shaved head badboy thread
Yes yes and again, yes! Lol best Sunday night ever! "
What was that lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends what you mean, if you mean fucking with you in the sarcastic, piss-taking sense that occurs on these forums, then yes i probably do
we need another shaved head badboy thread
Yes yes and again, yes! Lol best Sunday night ever! "
I got a 24 hour timeout for that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mrs N rarely ventures in here, she's got far too many other and more useful things to do.
So how about it, bend over and brace yourself "
Urm no thanks I'll pass on that one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends what you mean, if you mean fucking with you in the sarcastic, piss-taking sense that occurs on these forums, then yes i probably do
we need another shaved head badboy thread
Yes yes and again, yes! Lol best Sunday night ever!
I got a 24 hour timeout for that "
I didn't
Bring me Wayness of Wolverhampton, my court jester! Lol |
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"Depends what you mean, if you mean fucking with you in the sarcastic, piss-taking sense that occurs on these forums, then yes i probably do
we need another shaved head badboy thread "
What you gonna do? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mrs N rarely ventures in here, she's got far too many other and more useful things to do.
So how about it, bend over and brace yourself
Urm no thanks I'll pass on that one
No sense of adventure "
Believe me I can be adventurous just not in that so to speak lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends what you mean, if you mean fucking with you in the sarcastic, piss-taking sense that occurs on these forums, then yes i probably do
we need another shaved head badboy thread
What you gonna do?"
What you gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boys, bad boys...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends what you mean, if you mean fucking with you in the sarcastic, piss-taking sense that occurs on these forums, then yes i probably do
we need another shaved head badboy thread
Yes yes and again, yes! Lol best Sunday night ever!
I got a 24 hour timeout for that
I didn't
Bring me Wayness of Wolverhampton, my court jester! Lol "
all I did was ask if anyone had seen the movie coneheads |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Depends what you mean, if you mean fucking with you in the sarcastic, piss-taking sense that occurs on these forums, then yes i probably do
we need another shaved head badboy thread
What you gonna do?
What you gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boys, bad boys...
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Lmaooo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends what you mean, if you mean fucking with you in the sarcastic, piss-taking sense that occurs on these forums, then yes i probably do
we need another shaved head badboy thread
What you gonna do?"
you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Depends what you mean, if you mean fucking with you in the sarcastic, piss-taking sense that occurs on these forums, then yes i probably do
we need another shaved head badboy thread
What you gonna do?
you "
Lol who wouldn't |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends what you mean, if you mean fucking with you in the sarcastic, piss-taking sense that occurs on these forums, then yes i probably do
we need another shaved head badboy thread
What you gonna do?
you
Lol who wouldn't "
Me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Depends what you mean, if you mean fucking with you in the sarcastic, piss-taking sense that occurs on these forums, then yes i probably do
we need another shaved head badboy thread
What you gonna do?
you
Lol who wouldn't
Me "
Yuh nah need to lieeeeee hahahaha |
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"Mrs N rarely ventures in here, she's got far too many other and more useful things to do.
So how about it, bend over and brace yourself
Urm no thanks I'll pass on that one "
Well you did ask for a fuck. You didn't specify gender lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mrs N rarely ventures in here, she's got far too many other and more useful things to do.
So how about it, bend over and brace yourself
Urm no thanks I'll pass on that one
Well you did ask for a fuck. You didn't specify gender lol"
Yeah lmao got me there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh and no.
Okay then can't be everyone's cup of tea lol
Don't like tea either, I'm fussy "
Neither do I really only drink coffee the best of course lol |
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"Depends what you mean, if you mean fucking with you in the sarcastic, piss-taking sense that occurs on these forums, then yes i probably do
we need another shaved head badboy thread
What you gonna do?
you "
That ain't how it goes pal! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends what you mean, if you mean fucking with you in the sarcastic, piss-taking sense that occurs on these forums, then yes i probably do
we need another shaved head badboy thread
What you gonna do?
you
That ain't how it goes pal! "
That's what the op said too! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Depends what you mean, if you mean fucking with you in the sarcastic, piss-taking sense that occurs on these forums, then yes i probably do
we need another shaved head badboy thread
What you gonna do?
you
That ain't how it goes pal! "
How does it go then Miss Honey lol you know I'd love the sweet taste of your Honey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends what you mean, if you mean fucking with you in the sarcastic, piss-taking sense that occurs on these forums, then yes i probably do
we need another shaved head badboy thread
What you gonna do?
you
That ain't how it goes pal! "
I like my version better lol |
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"Depends what you mean, if you mean fucking with you in the sarcastic, piss-taking sense that occurs on these forums, then yes i probably do
we need another shaved head badboy thread
What you gonna do?
you
That ain't how it goes pal!
I like my version better lol "
It makes for an abrupt tune |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends what you mean, if you mean fucking with you in the sarcastic, piss-taking sense that occurs on these forums, then yes i probably do
we need another shaved head badboy thread
What you gonna do?
you
That ain't how it goes pal!
I like my version better lol
It makes for an abrupt tune"
was never very good at music at school was to busy polishing my trombone |
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"Depends what you mean, if you mean fucking with you in the sarcastic, piss-taking sense that occurs on these forums, then yes i probably do
we need another shaved head badboy thread
What you gonna do?
you
That ain't how it goes pal!
I like my version better lol
It makes for an abrupt tune
was never very good at music at school was to busy polishing my trombone "
I was a music nerd, you'll need to up your tempo. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Depends what you mean, if you mean fucking with you in the sarcastic, piss-taking sense that occurs on these forums, then yes i probably do
we need another shaved head badboy thread
What you gonna do?
you
That ain't how it goes pal!
I like my version better lol
It makes for an abrupt tune
was never very good at music at school was to busy polishing my trombone
I was a music nerd, you'll need to up your tempo."
Come and teach me Miss Honey  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends what you mean, if you mean fucking with you in the sarcastic, piss-taking sense that occurs on these forums, then yes i probably do
we need another shaved head badboy thread
What you gonna do?
you
That ain't how it goes pal!
I like my version better lol
It makes for an abrupt tune
was never very good at music at school was to busy polishing my trombone
I was a music nerd, you'll need to up your tempo."
I can polish mine at a hell of a tempo lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Depends what you mean, if you mean fucking with you in the sarcastic, piss-taking sense that occurs on these forums, then yes i probably do
we need another shaved head badboy thread
What you gonna do?
you
That ain't how it goes pal!
I like my version better lol
It makes for an abrupt tune
was never very good at music at school was to busy polishing my trombone
I was a music nerd, you'll need to up your tempo.
I can polish mine at a hell of a tempo lol"
Lmaooo |
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"Depends what you mean, if you mean fucking with you in the sarcastic, piss-taking sense that occurs on these forums, then yes i probably do
we need another shaved head badboy thread
What you gonna do?
you
That ain't how it goes pal!
I like my version better lol
It makes for an abrupt tune
was never very good at music at school was to busy polishing my trombone
I was a music nerd, you'll need to up your tempo.
I can polish mine at a hell of a tempo lol"
I'll set you a beats challenge then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends what you mean, if you mean fucking with you in the sarcastic, piss-taking sense that occurs on these forums, then yes i probably do
we need another shaved head badboy thread
What you gonna do?
you
That ain't how it goes pal!
I like my version better lol
It makes for an abrupt tune
was never very good at music at school was to busy polishing my trombone
I was a music nerd, you'll need to up your tempo.
I can polish mine at a hell of a tempo lol
I'll set you a beats challenge then "
Challenge accepted lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP you really are in a good mood tonight
He's been off his pills for a couple of days lol"
Your mad I don't do no mind altering mood changing substances i live a clean and sober life thank you very much |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone fancy a fuck with me  how many of you generally think about fucking me lol
No but I think about restraining and gagging you, beating you with paddles, whipping you. Then inviting the local rugby team over to 'introduce' themselves to you
He does, it's true!
You been a victim of it then Miss Honey tell me some more of the gruesome rugby players did they tackle you hard
Pah- I'm not afraid of a scrum kid, oh those thighs.
But alas- they only want me to rub them down post match. It's your little peach they want to 'tackle hard' Oh I'd be up for tackling you hard Miss Honey got it all wrong bound helpless ooooo I'd give you a good seeing to lol "
Witnessed Miss Honey's scrum handling skills once. Champion isn't even the word! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone fancy a fuck with me how many of you generally think about fucking me lol
No but I think about restraining and gagging you, beating you with paddles, whipping you. Then inviting the local rugby team over to 'introduce' themselves to you
He does, it's true!
You been a victim of it then Miss Honey tell me some more of the gruesome rugby players did they tackle you hard
Pah- I'm not afraid of a scrum kid, oh those thighs.
But alas- they only want me to rub them down post match. It's your little peach they want to 'tackle hard' Oh I'd be up for tackling you hard Miss Honey got it all wrong bound helpless ooooo I'd give you a good seeing to lol
Oh you make I laugh.
Laugh away lmaoo I'd do some damage "
Yeah if they let you take your helmet off lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does anyone fancy a fuck with me how many of you generally think about fucking me lol
No but I think about restraining and gagging you, beating you with paddles, whipping you. Then inviting the local rugby team over to 'introduce' themselves to you
He does, it's true!
You been a victim of it then Miss Honey tell me some more of the gruesome rugby players did they tackle you hard
Pah- I'm not afraid of a scrum kid, oh those thighs.
But alas- they only want me to rub them down post match. It's your little peach they want to 'tackle hard' Oh I'd be up for tackling you hard Miss Honey got it all wrong bound helpless ooooo I'd give you a good seeing to lol
Witnessed Miss Honey's scrum handling skills once. Champion isn't even the word!"
Yeah right ain't going to be no hands once they're tied behind her back lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone fancy a fuck with me how many of you generally think about fucking me lol
No but I think about restraining and gagging you, beating you with paddles, whipping you. Then inviting the local rugby team over to 'introduce' themselves to you
He does, it's true!
You been a victim of it then Miss Honey tell me some more of the gruesome rugby players did they tackle you hard
Pah- I'm not afraid of a scrum kid, oh those thighs.
But alas- they only want me to rub them down post match. It's your little peach they want to 'tackle hard' Oh I'd be up for tackling you hard Miss Honey got it all wrong bound helpless ooooo I'd give you a good seeing to lol
Witnessed Miss Honey's scrum handling skills once. Champion isn't even the word!
Yeah right ain't going to be no hands once they're tied behind her back lol "
Bit rapey lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does anyone fancy a fuck with me how many of you generally think about fucking me lol
No but I think about restraining and gagging you, beating you with paddles, whipping you. Then inviting the local rugby team over to 'introduce' themselves to you
He does, it's true!
You been a victim of it then Miss Honey tell me some more of the gruesome rugby players did they tackle you hard
Pah- I'm not afraid of a scrum kid, oh those thighs.
But alas- they only want me to rub them down post match. It's your little peach they want to 'tackle hard' Oh I'd be up for tackling you hard Miss Honey got it all wrong bound helpless ooooo I'd give you a good seeing to lol
Witnessed Miss Honey's scrum handling skills once. Champion isn't even the word!
Yeah right ain't going to be no hands once they're tied behind her back lol
Bit rapey lol "
Yet if a man said it to a man would you be saying that right now is the thing or are you on Miss Honeys side now ment to be a team bro lol |
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"Does anyone fancy a fuck with me how many of you generally think about fucking me lol
No but I think about restraining and gagging you, beating you with paddles, whipping you. Then inviting the local rugby team over to 'introduce' themselves to you
He does, it's true!
You been a victim of it then Miss Honey tell me some more of the gruesome rugby players did they tackle you hard
Pah- I'm not afraid of a scrum kid, oh those thighs.
But alas- they only want me to rub them down post match. It's your little peach they want to 'tackle hard' Oh I'd be up for tackling you hard Miss Honey got it all wrong bound helpless ooooo I'd give you a good seeing to lol
Witnessed Miss Honey's scrum handling skills once. Champion isn't even the word!
Yeah right ain't going to be no hands once they're tied behind her back lol "
Oh you can't say that- I've got skills. I'll take you out if you try and tie me up. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does anyone fancy a fuck with me how many of you generally think about fucking me lol
No but I think about restraining and gagging you, beating you with paddles, whipping you. Then inviting the local rugby team over to 'introduce' themselves to you
He does, it's true!
You been a victim of it then Miss Honey tell me some more of the gruesome rugby players did they tackle you hard
Pah- I'm not afraid of a scrum kid, oh those thighs.
But alas- they only want me to rub them down post match. It's your little peach they want to 'tackle hard' Oh I'd be up for tackling you hard Miss Honey got it all wrong bound helpless ooooo I'd give you a good seeing to lol
Witnessed Miss Honey's scrum handling skills once. Champion isn't even the word!
Yeah right ain't going to be no hands once they're tied behind her back lol
Oh you can't say that- I've got skills. I'll take you out if you try and tie me up. "
Oh try now lol guess it's the million dollar question do you want to find out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone fancy a fuck with me how many of you generally think about fucking me lol
No but I think about restraining and gagging you, beating you with paddles, whipping you. Then inviting the local rugby team over to 'introduce' themselves to you
He does, it's true!
You been a victim of it then Miss Honey tell me some more of the gruesome rugby players did they tackle you hard
Pah- I'm not afraid of a scrum kid, oh those thighs.
But alas- they only want me to rub them down post match. It's your little peach they want to 'tackle hard' Oh I'd be up for tackling you hard Miss Honey got it all wrong bound helpless ooooo I'd give you a good seeing to lol
Witnessed Miss Honey's scrum handling skills once. Champion isn't even the word!
Yeah right ain't going to be no hands once they're tied behind her back lol
Bit rapey lol
Yet if a man said it to a man would you be saying that right now is the thing or are you on Miss Honeys side now ment to be a team bro lol"
I'd probably say it was a bit man rapey
Im not really into tying men up to be honest |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does anyone fancy a fuck with me how many of you generally think about fucking me lol
No but I think about restraining and gagging you, beating you with paddles, whipping you. Then inviting the local rugby team over to 'introduce' themselves to you
He does, it's true!
You been a victim of it then Miss Honey tell me some more of the gruesome rugby players did they tackle you hard
Pah- I'm not afraid of a scrum kid, oh those thighs.
But alas- they only want me to rub them down post match. It's your little peach they want to 'tackle hard' Oh I'd be up for tackling you hard Miss Honey got it all wrong bound helpless ooooo I'd give you a good seeing to lol
Witnessed Miss Honey's scrum handling skills once. Champion isn't even the word!
Yeah right ain't going to be no hands once they're tied behind her back lol
Bit rapey lol
Yet if a man said it to a man would you be saying that right now is the thing or are you on Miss Honeys side now ment to be a team bro lol
I'd probably say it was a bit man rapey
Im not really into tying men up to be honest "
I suggest you read this thread that were conversing on then lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thanks but no thanks your not Mrs SB on her normal thread....
?
what does that even mean? "
I don't know lol she was the one that told me to write this anyway lol |
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"Does anyone fancy a fuck with me how many of you generally think about fucking me lol
No but I think about restraining and gagging you, beating you with paddles, whipping you. Then inviting the local rugby team over to 'introduce' themselves to you
He does, it's true!
You been a victim of it then Miss Honey tell me some more of the gruesome rugby players did they tackle you hard
Pah- I'm not afraid of a scrum kid, oh those thighs.
But alas- they only want me to rub them down post match. It's your little peach they want to 'tackle hard' Oh I'd be up for tackling you hard Miss Honey got it all wrong bound helpless ooooo I'd give you a good seeing to lol
Witnessed Miss Honey's scrum handling skills once. Champion isn't even the word!
Yeah right ain't going to be no hands once they're tied behind her back lol
Oh you can't say that- I've got skills. I'll take you out if you try and tie me up. Oh try now lol guess it's the million dollar question do you want to find out "
I'm wrapping my hands as we speak bring it kid, the only going down you'll be doing is face down...in the dust |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does anyone fancy a fuck with me how many of you generally think about fucking me lol
No but I think about restraining and gagging you, beating you with paddles, whipping you. Then inviting the local rugby team over to 'introduce' themselves to you
He does, it's true!
You been a victim of it then Miss Honey tell me some more of the gruesome rugby players did they tackle you hard
Pah- I'm not afraid of a scrum kid, oh those thighs.
But alas- they only want me to rub them down post match. It's your little peach they want to 'tackle hard' Oh I'd be up for tackling you hard Miss Honey got it all wrong bound helpless ooooo I'd give you a good seeing to lol
Witnessed Miss Honey's scrum handling skills once. Champion isn't even the word!
Yeah right ain't going to be no hands once they're tied behind her back lol
Bit rapey lol
Yet if a man said it to a man would you be saying that right now is the thing or are you on Miss Honeys side now ment to be a team bro lol
I'd probably say it was a bit man rapey
Im not really into tying men up to be honest I suggest you read this thread that were conversing on then lol "
Rape is non consenting sex
You gave consent for all that lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does anyone fancy a fuck with me how many of you generally think about fucking me lol
No but I think about restraining and gagging you, beating you with paddles, whipping you. Then inviting the local rugby team over to 'introduce' themselves to you
He does, it's true!
You been a victim of it then Miss Honey tell me some more of the gruesome rugby players did they tackle you hard
Pah- I'm not afraid of a scrum kid, oh those thighs.
But alas- they only want me to rub them down post match. It's your little peach they want to 'tackle hard' Oh I'd be up for tackling you hard Miss Honey got it all wrong bound helpless ooooo I'd give you a good seeing to lol
Witnessed Miss Honey's scrum handling skills once. Champion isn't even the word!
Yeah right ain't going to be no hands once they're tied behind her back lol
Oh you can't say that- I've got skills. I'll take you out if you try and tie me up. Oh try now lol guess it's the million dollar question do you want to find out
I'm wrapping my hands as we speak bring it kid, the only going down you'll be doing is face down...in the dust "
You're starting to get me all hot under the collar! Lol |
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"Does anyone fancy a fuck with me how many of you generally think about fucking me lol
No but I think about restraining and gagging you, beating you with paddles, whipping you. Then inviting the local rugby team over to 'introduce' themselves to you
He does, it's true!
You been a victim of it then Miss Honey tell me some more of the gruesome rugby players did they tackle you hard
Pah- I'm not afraid of a scrum kid, oh those thighs.
But alas- they only want me to rub them down post match. It's your little peach they want to 'tackle hard' Oh I'd be up for tackling you hard Miss Honey got it all wrong bound helpless ooooo I'd give you a good seeing to lol
Witnessed Miss Honey's scrum handling skills once. Champion isn't even the word!
Yeah right ain't going to be no hands once they're tied behind her back lol
Oh you can't say that- I've got skills. I'll take you out if you try and tie me up. Oh try now lol guess it's the million dollar question do you want to find out
I'm wrapping my hands as we speak bring it kid, the only going down you'll be doing is face down...in the dust Won't be tight enough if you do it I'll have to do it make sure and yeah really okay then we would have to see then. I'd be going down on something doubt it will ne the dust though "
I can wrap my own hands- you should run |
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over a year ago
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"Does anyone fancy a fuck with me how many of you generally think about fucking me lol
No but I think about restraining and gagging you, beating you with paddles, whipping you. Then inviting the local rugby team over to 'introduce' themselves to you
He does, it's true!
You been a victim of it then Miss Honey tell me some more of the gruesome rugby players did they tackle you hard
Pah- I'm not afraid of a scrum kid, oh those thighs.
But alas- they only want me to rub them down post match. It's your little peach they want to 'tackle hard' Oh I'd be up for tackling you hard Miss Honey got it all wrong bound helpless ooooo I'd give you a good seeing to lol
Witnessed Miss Honey's scrum handling skills once. Champion isn't even the word!
Yeah right ain't going to be no hands once they're tied behind her back lol
Oh you can't say that- I've got skills. I'll take you out if you try and tie me up. Oh try now lol guess it's the million dollar question do you want to find out
I'm wrapping my hands as we speak bring it kid, the only going down you'll be doing is face down...in the dust Won't be tight enough if you do it I'll have to do it make sure and yeah really okay then we would have to see then. I'd be going down on something doubt it will ne the dust though
I can wrap my own hands- you should run"
Wrapping your own hands in what?
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over a year ago
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"Does anyone fancy a fuck with me how many of you generally think about fucking me lol
No but I think about restraining and gagging you, beating you with paddles, whipping you. Then inviting the local rugby team over to 'introduce' themselves to you
He does, it's true!
You been a victim of it then Miss Honey tell me some more of the gruesome rugby players did they tackle you hard
Pah- I'm not afraid of a scrum kid, oh those thighs.
But alas- they only want me to rub them down post match. It's your little peach they want to 'tackle hard' Oh I'd be up for tackling you hard Miss Honey got it all wrong bound helpless ooooo I'd give you a good seeing to lol
Witnessed Miss Honey's scrum handling skills once. Champion isn't even the word!
Yeah right ain't going to be no hands once they're tied behind her back lol
Oh you can't say that- I've got skills. I'll take you out if you try and tie me up. Oh try now lol guess it's the million dollar question do you want to find out
I'm wrapping my hands as we speak bring it kid, the only going down you'll be doing is face down...in the dust Won't be tight enough if you do it I'll have to do it make sure and yeah really okay then we would have to see then. I'd be going down on something doubt it will ne the dust though
I can wrap my own hands- you should run
Wrapping your own hands in what?
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Oh it will be rope around her hands she can guarantee that |
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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago
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"Mrs N rarely ventures in here, she's got far too many other and more useful things to do.
So how about it, bend over and brace yourself "
his only been on fab for 4 months give it 12mths and no meets he will be gagging to bend over hehehe |
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"Mrs N rarely ventures in here, she's got far too many other and more useful things to do.
So how about it, bend over and brace yourself his only been on fab for 4 months give it 12mths and no meets he will be gagging to bend over hehehe "
Nah your good there keep that thought in your head though by any means |
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"Mrs N rarely ventures in here, she's got far too many other and more useful things to do.
So how about it, bend over and brace yourself his only been on fab for 4 months give it 12mths and no meets he will be gagging to bend over hehehe "
I'll send a stunt cock in. |
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over a year ago
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"Mrs N rarely ventures in here, she's got far too many other and more useful things to do.
So how about it, bend over and brace yourself his only been on fab for 4 months give it 12mths and no meets he will be gagging to bend over hehehe "
Word on the street is that he'll give you a quick trouser ruffle for a custard cream |
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over a year ago
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"Mrs N rarely ventures in here, she's got far too many other and more useful things to do.
So how about it, bend over and brace yourself his only been on fab for 4 months give it 12mths and no meets he will be gagging to bend over hehehe
Word on the street is that he'll give you a quick trouser ruffle for a custard cream "
Yeah right i heard youd do it for a chocolate biscuit would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit though |
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By *anklerMan
over a year ago
Suffolk |
"Does anyone fancy a fuck with me how many of you generally think about fucking me lol
No but I think about restraining and gagging you, beating you with paddles, whipping you. Then inviting the local rugby team over to 'introduce' themselves to you
He does, it's true!
You been a victim of it then Miss Honey tell me some more of the gruesome rugby players did they tackle you hard
Pah- I'm not afraid of a scrum kid, oh those thighs.
But alas- they only want me to rub them down post match. It's your little peach they want to 'tackle hard' Oh I'd be up for tackling you hard Miss Honey got it all wrong bound helpless ooooo I'd give you a good seeing to lol
Witnessed Miss Honey's scrum handling skills once. Champion isn't even the word!
Yeah right ain't going to be no hands once they're tied behind her back lol
Oh you can't say that- I've got skills. I'll take you out if you try and tie me up. Oh try now lol guess it's the million dollar question do you want to find out
I'm wrapping my hands as we speak bring it kid, the only going down you'll be doing is face down...in the dust Won't be tight enough if you do it I'll have to do it make sure and yeah really okay then we would have to see then. I'd be going down on something doubt it will ne the dust though
I can wrap my own hands- you should run
Nah won't be good enough to my standards I can tug real hard I don't think I'll be running either lol especially you being the one tied up
I'll bet you can tug real hard *snigger* "
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"Mrs N rarely ventures in here, she's got far too many other and more useful things to do.
So how about it, bend over and brace yourself his only been on fab for 4 months give it 12mths and no meets he will be gagging to bend over hehehe
Word on the street is that he'll give you a quick trouser ruffle for a custard cream Yeah right i heard youd do it for a chocolate biscuit would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit though "
To be honest im not a big fan of chocolate, rots yer teeth |
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over a year ago
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"Mrs N rarely ventures in here, she's got far too many other and more useful things to do.
So how about it, bend over and brace yourself his only been on fab for 4 months give it 12mths and no meets he will be gagging to bend over hehehe
Word on the street is that he'll give you a quick trouser ruffle for a custard cream Yeah right i heard youd do it for a chocolate biscuit would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit though
To be honest im not a big fan of chocolate, rots yer teeth "
Coke rots it more |
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over a year ago
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"Mrs N rarely ventures in here, she's got far too many other and more useful things to do.
So how about it, bend over and brace yourself his only been on fab for 4 months give it 12mths and no meets he will be gagging to bend over hehehe
Word on the street is that he'll give you a quick trouser ruffle for a custard cream Yeah right i heard youd do it for a chocolate biscuit would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit though
To be honest im not a big fan of chocolate, rots yer teeth "
That's when you know your reqlly desperate wanting something that you don't really like |
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"Mrs N rarely ventures in here, she's got far too many other and more useful things to do.
So how about it, bend over and brace yourself his only been on fab for 4 months give it 12mths and no meets he will be gagging to bend over hehehe
Word on the street is that he'll give you a quick trouser ruffle for a custard cream Yeah right i heard youd do it for a chocolate biscuit would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit though
To be honest im not a big fan of chocolate, rots yer teeth
That's when you know your reqlly desperate wanting something that you don't really like "
Obviously rots yer patter too |
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over a year ago
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"Do I have too? xxx
No you don't have to but do you want to is the question lol
Can i keep you in my cellar for a bit to "modify" you first. xxx"
Depends what the modifying involves first lol |
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"Do I have too? xxx
No you don't have to but do you want to is the question lol
Can i keep you in my cellar for a bit to "modify" you first. xxx"
That could go one of two ways either it could be incredibly hot or it could be some sort of hannibal lecter job lol |
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"Do I have too? xxx
No you don't have to but do you want to is the question lol
Can i keep you in my cellar for a bit to "modify" you first. xxx
That could go one of two ways either it could be incredibly hot or it could be some sort of hannibal lecter job lol"
Hannibal lecter hahaha fuck that why do you think i asked what the modifying involves lol |
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"Do I have too? xxx
No you don't have to but do you want to is the question lol
Can i keep you in my cellar for a bit to "modify" you first. xxx
That could go one of two ways either it could be incredibly hot or it could be some sort of hannibal lecter job lol
Hannibal lecter hahaha fuck that why do you think i asked what the modifying involves lol "
Sellotaping your mouth to your elbow |
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"Do I have too? xxx
No you don't have to but do you want to is the question lol
Can i keep you in my cellar for a bit to "modify" you first. xxx
That could go one of two ways either it could be incredibly hot or it could be some sort of hannibal lecter job lol
Hannibal lecter hahaha fuck that why do you think i asked what the modifying involves lol
Sellotaping your mouth to your elbow "
No definitely won't enjoy that lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do I have too? xxx
No you don't have to but do you want to is the question lol
Can i keep you in my cellar for a bit to "modify" you first. xxx
That could go one of two ways either it could be incredibly hot or it could be some sort of hannibal lecter job lol
Hannibal lecter hahaha fuck that why do you think i asked what the modifying involves lol
Sellotaping your mouth to your elbow
No definitely won't enjoy that lol"
Don't knock it til you've tried it |
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over a year ago
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"Do I have too? xxx
No you don't have to but do you want to is the question lol
Can i keep you in my cellar for a bit to "modify" you first. xxx
That could go one of two ways either it could be incredibly hot or it could be some sort of hannibal lecter job lol
Hannibal lecter hahaha fuck that why do you think i asked what the modifying involves lol
Sellotaping your mouth to your elbow
No definitely won't enjoy that lol
Don't knock it til you've tried it "
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