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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you go for a haircut,and the barber discreetly runs the clippers over your eyebrows+ears  "
I think I'm going to go and have a cry in the corner, the barber does my eyebrows!
What is my life?!?! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you go for a haircut,and the barber discreetly runs the clippers over your eyebrows+ears "
I've been asking my barber to trim my eyebrows for years so I'm no accepting that one
When you can't go upstairs two at a time any longer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you go for a haircut,and the barber discreetly runs the clippers over your eyebrows+ears
I had that a while back! I was mortified!"
Wait till you ask them to do it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Takes 2-3 days fully recover from a hangover
This has started with me.... Realised last weekend .. Oh noooooo  "
like the kids say, 'the struggle is real' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you look at the calendar and see that today is the last time you'll ever be 30 something. 
(Him)"
Life begins at 40!
Embrace and enjoy the new club your now a proud member of... well In 23 mins. .. not that I'm counting for you! Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When your children start telling you off and show you how to do stuff"
They started that when they were toddlers, now they have toddlers telling them off  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..... When you turned 48 8 minutes ago! 
Pooh I"d knock a few miles off your clock!!!!
No idea what that means but thanks - I think!  "
Means you're one of the ones I go oooooh about then find I'm too old xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..... When you turned 48 8 minutes ago!
Pooh I"d knock a few miles off your clock!!!!
No idea what that means but thanks - I think!
Means you're one of the ones I go oooooh about then find I'm too old xx"
Oh I see!
If it's any consolation - happens to me sometimes too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..... When you turned 48 8 minutes ago!
Pooh I"d knock a few miles off your clock!!!!
No idea what that means but thanks - I think!
Means you're one of the ones I go oooooh about then find I'm too old xx
Oh I see!
If it's any consolation - happens to me sometimes too! "
None whatsoever my devastation is all consuming - never mind that I look like the guy out of Poldark ....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..... When you turned 48 8 minutes ago!
Pooh I"d knock a few miles off your clock!!!!
No idea what that means but thanks - I think!
Means you're one of the ones I go oooooh about then find I'm too old xx
Oh I see!
If it's any consolation - happens to me sometimes too!
None whatsoever my devastation is all consuming - never mind that I look like the guy out of Poldark ......."
I don't watch it, sadly, and my ideal man is Homer Simpson! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..... When you turned 48 8 minutes ago!
Pooh I"d knock a few miles off your clock!!!!
No idea what that means but thanks - I think!
Means you're one of the ones I go oooooh about then find I'm too old xx
Oh I see!
If it's any consolation - happens to me sometimes too!
None whatsoever my devastation is all consuming - never mind that I look like the guy out of Poldark .......
I don't watch it, sadly, and my ideal man is Homer Simpson! "
Well it's your lucky dayyyyyyyy !!!!! d'ohhhhh |
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I think iam older then my years
When any one under 20 should not be allowed out and night
When I see girls and think you really should not be wearing that
When I see kids close to the road and think where is the mother?
When I get moody if the pub gets to busy and I can't read my paper
Not liking or under standing styles of today
a fucking top knot wtf
Jeans so tight your balls go up inside you
Hair to the side so you look like a wanna be hitter
This beards and tats trend
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you actually genuinely forget how old you are and after some mental arithmetic and much finger counting followed by a furrowed brow you realise that you are actually 3 years older than you thought you were.
Yes - I did.  |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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"Takes 2-3 days fully recover from a hangover
This has started with me.... Realised last weekend .. Oh noooooo "
It took me 2 days this weekend lol....so not that old yet lol....
oe when you talk to interns about 94/95 season like it was yesterday to realise they were still in nappies peeing and pooing themselves |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When watching porn and all your thinking is blood hell that bed looks comfy "
When you're watching porn and all you're thinking is "I wonder what that properties worth, nice built in wardrobes too" |
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