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"I've been drinking with an alcoholic (not Mikki btw) and I'm till standing.
Even if I can't quite spell 
you utter knob
 ya really
Fuck ya gntley like I means it  "
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over a year ago
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"I've been drinking with an alcoholic (not Mikki btw) and I'm till standing.
Even if I can't quite spell
you utter knob
ya really
Fuck ya gntley like I means it "
fuck me gently,,,ffs,,I take it back yer not a knob,,,yer a fanny |
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"I've been drinking with an alcoholic (not Mikki btw) and I'm till standing.
Even if I can't quite spell
you utter knob
ya really
Fuck ya gntley like I means it
fuck me gently,,,ffs,,I take it back yer not a knob,,,yer a fanny "
Is that a yes then?  |
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"I've been drinking with an alcoholic (not Mikki btw) and I'm till standing.
Even if I can't quite spell
you utter knob
ya really
Fuck ya gntley like I means it
fuck me gently,,,ffs,,I take it back yer not a knob,,,yer a fanny
Is that a yes then? "
omg you have been drinking  |
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"I've been drinking with an alcoholic (not Mikki btw) and I'm till standing.
Even if I can't quite spell
you utter knob
ya really
Fuck ya gntley like I means it
fuck me gently,,,ffs,,I take it back yer not a knob,,,yer a fanny
Is that a yes then?
omg you have been drinking "
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over a year ago
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"Nice tits
?
I'll get my coat...
I'd let you feel them but Keith Vaz has already asked me 
Slag! 
hey he's got poppers and
As I said, amateur "
haha fuck you Joe...and thats not an offer |
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"Nice tits
?
I'll get my coat...
I'd let you feel them but Keith Vaz has already asked me
Slag!
hey he's got poppers and
As I said, amateur
haha fuck you Joe...and thats not an offer "
No no, you've got it quite wrong - *I* do the fucking.
"My name is DiamondJoe. I do what I like, do you understand?"
On the plus side, you'll learn to love it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nice tits
?
I'll get my coat...
I'd let you feel them but Keith Vaz has already asked me
Slag!
hey he's got poppers and
As I said, amateur
haha fuck you Joe...and thats not an offer
No no, you've got it quite wrong - *I* do the fucking.
"My name is DiamondJoe. I do what I like, do you understand?"
On the plus side, you'll learn to love it "
just seen you tell someone else they've got nice tits....and I'm the slag ? lol |
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"Nice tits
?
I'll get my coat...
I'd let you feel them but Keith Vaz has already asked me
Slag!
hey he's got poppers and
As I said, amateur
haha fuck you Joe...and thats not an offer
No no, you've got it quite wrong - *I* do the fucking.
"My name is DiamondJoe. I do what I like, do you understand?"
On the plus side, you'll learn to love it
just seen you tell someone else they've got nice tits....and I'm the slag ? lol"
Welcome to the inside of my head.
As I say, you'll learn to like it.
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over a year ago
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"Btw, what's UFC?
MMA/CAGE FIGHTING
ps uploaded a pic for you
Awww!
I'm genuinely touched!
But not as touched as you'll be
* by Keith Vaz  "
haha this is my sat night/sunday...the only action I'm getting is from joe and a creepy mp |
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"Btw, what's UFC?
MMA/CAGE FIGHTING
ps uploaded a pic for you
Awww!
I'm genuinely touched!
But not as touched as you'll be
* by Keith Vaz
haha this is my sat night/sunday...the only action I'm getting is from joe and a creepy mp "
I'm *much* better than Vaz in bed, I've seen his verifications |
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over a year ago
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"drinking them waiting for the UFC to start....that is all
Ah! Now I get the avatar!
How dare you refer to my Joe in that way?  "
think its pretty tame compared to what he wants to do to my ring |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"drinking them waiting for the UFC to start....that is all
Ah! Now I get the avatar!
How dare you refer to my Joe in that way?
think its pretty tame compared to what he wants to do to my ring "
Really?? 
Can I watch - ad join in? |
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"drinking them waiting for the UFC to start....that is all
Ah! Now I get the avatar!
How dare you refer to my Joe in that way?
think its pretty tame compared to what he wants to do to my ring
Really??
Can I watch - ad join in? "
Be my guest |
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"drinking them waiting for the UFC to start....that is all
Ah! Now I get the avatar!
How dare you refer to my Joe in that way?
think its pretty tame compared to what he wants to do to my ring
Really??
Can I watch - ad join in? "
joe is not having my ring or as Gollum calls it ''my precious'' but I'd like to have yours |
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over a year ago
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"Me too. Just without the JBs. Miocic to win. I prefer the jager shots.
I think Overeem might win...bit if Miocic finds that chin its game over "
Could go either way. Overeem has a glass jaw though. Miocic has granite one. |
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"drinking them waiting for the UFC to start....that is all
Ah! Now I get the avatar!
How dare you refer to my Joe in that way?
think its pretty tame compared to what he wants to do to my ring
Really??
Can I watch - ad join in?
joe is not having my ring or as Gollum calls it ''my precious'' but I'd like to have yours "
Sure! I'm generous with mine! |
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over a year ago
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"Me too. Just without the JBs. Miocic to win. I prefer the jager shots.
I think Overeem might win...bit if Miocic finds that chin its game over
Could go either way. Overeem has a glass jaw though. Miocic has granite one."
Stefan Struve stopped him and Overeem hits way harder...great kickboxer but like you said glass jaw |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"drinking them waiting for the UFC to start....that is all
Ah! Now I get the avatar!
How dare you refer to my Joe in that way?
think its pretty tame compared to what he wants to do to my ring
Really??
Can I watch - ad join in?
joe is not having my ring or as Gollum calls it ''my precious'' but I'd like to have yours
Sure! I'm generous with mine! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me too. Just without the JBs. Miocic to win. I prefer the jager shots.
I think Overeem might win...bit if Miocic finds that chin its game over
Could go either way. Overeem has a glass jaw though. Miocic has granite one.
Stefan Struve stopped him and Overeem hits way harder...great kickboxer but like you said glass jaw "
The way Stuve stopped him was a testament to his chin though. He never dropped and stayed on his feet. It wasn't like the 10 or so times that Overseen got KOd.
Could go either way though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been handed them all night while I DJed tonight. I can write sense my hangover already
I feel great still
Screw you buddy 
don't feel so great now "
Awwwww! I'll come cuddle you better! Xx |
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"Been handed them all night while I DJed tonight. I can write sense my hangover already
I feel great still
Screw you buddy
don't feel so great now
Awwwww! I'll come cuddle you better! Xx"
Can I watch? |
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"Been handed them all night while I DJed tonight. I can write sense my hangover already
I feel great still
Screw you buddy
don't feel so great now
Awwwww! I'll come cuddle you better! Xx
Can I watch? "
Watch? Was hoping you'd join in! |
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"Been handed them all night while I DJed tonight. I can write sense my hangover already
I feel great still
Screw you buddy
don't feel so great now
Awwwww! I'll come cuddle you better! Xx
Can I watch?
Watch? Was hoping you'd join in! "
Sold to the man in the hat!
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over a year ago
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"lo ya pervy bastards I'm hungover last thing I want is sexy....I need bacon
I'd be gentle!
I wouldn't
Don;t give me ideas "
rough and hard is my only speed lol |
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"lo ya pervy bastards I'm hungover last thing I want is sexy....I need bacon
I'd be gentle!
I wouldn't
Don;t give me ideas
rough and hard is my only speed lol"
Fair enough. We'll run some tests.
Bend over, there's a good chap.
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"lo ya pervy bastards I'm hungover last thing I want is sexy....I need bacon
I'd be gentle!
I wouldn't
Don;t give me ideas
rough and hard is my only speed lol
Fair enough. We'll run some tests.
Bend over, there's a good chap.
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haha only with women though Joe |
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"lo ya pervy bastards I'm hungover last thing I want is sexy....I need bacon
I'd be gentle!
I wouldn't
Don;t give me ideas
rough and hard is my only speed lol
Fair enough. We'll run some tests.
Bend over, there's a good chap.
haha only with women though Joe"
As I said, we'll run some tests. What's good for the goose is good for the gander, no? |
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"lo ya pervy bastards I'm hungover last thing I want is sexy....I need bacon
I'd be gentle!
I wouldn't
Don;t give me ideas
rough and hard is my only speed lol"
One trick pony!  |
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"I can still taste them from last night. Oh the pain.
hungover too ?
Shaking like a shitting dog."
For such a beautiful young lady you have a most vulgar turn of phrase ma'am! |
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"I can still taste them from last night. Oh the pain.
hungover too ?
Shaking like a shitting dog.
For such a beautiful young lady you have a most vulgar turn of phrase ma'am! "
It is quite delicious |
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"I can still taste them from last night. Oh the pain.
hungover too ?
Shaking like a shitting dog.
For such a beautiful young lady you have a most vulgar turn of phrase ma'am! "
Oh thats nothing. I have a mouth like a docker |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can still taste them from last night. Oh the pain.
hungover too ?
Shaking like a shitting dog.
For such a beautiful young lady you have a most vulgar turn of phrase ma'am!
Oh thats nothing. I have a mouth like a docker "
You made me smirk!
Good on you beautiful!
May I say that's a stunning shadow you've just acquired? |
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Prefer glitter bombs....gives you unicorn poo the day after!
Although I strongly advise against "blood in your piss" I face planted and split my lip after 2.....it's a long way to fall at 5"10 in 4" heels lol |
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"Prefer glitter bombs....gives you unicorn poo the day after!
Although I strongly advise against "blood in your piss" I face planted and split my lip after 2.....it's a long way to fall at 5"10 in 4" heels lol "
Yes- I think we should do this instead of coffee! |
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"Prefer glitter bombs....gives you unicorn poo the day after!
Although I strongly advise against "blood in your piss" I face planted and split my lip after 2.....it's a long way to fall at 5"10 in 4" heels lol
Yes- I think we should do this instead of coffee! "
Ha Ha hell yeah, have u googled what it is? Trooper that I am I bathed my split lip.in vodka and carried on dancing.....had to get it glued the next day!.
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"Prefer glitter bombs....gives you unicorn poo the day after!
Although I strongly advise against "blood in your piss" I face planted and split my lip after 2.....it's a long way to fall at 5"10 in 4" heels lol
Yes- I think we should do this instead of coffee!
Ha Ha hell yeah, have u googled what it is? Trooper that I am I bathed my split lip.in vodka and carried on dancing.....had to get it glued the next day!.
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So it appears to be suck a monging drink it's not on Google.....it's absinthe, with a shot of grenadine in the middle to make the piss, and some red liquor as the blood.
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"Prefer glitter bombs....gives you unicorn poo the day after!
Although I strongly advise against "blood in your piss" I face planted and split my lip after 2.....it's a long way to fall at 5"10 in 4" heels lol
Yes- I think we should do this instead of coffee!
Ha Ha hell yeah, have u googled what it is? Trooper that I am I bathed my split lip.in vodka and carried on dancing.....had to get it glued the next day!.
So it appears to be suck a monging drink it's not on Google.....it's absinthe, with a shot of grenadine in the middle to make the piss, and some red liquor as the blood.
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Sounds divine, my hangover is trying to catch me now |
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"Dreadful muck, RedBull. Wouldn't touch it with your barge poll
Agreed! At least relentless sell it by the 500ml as standard "
i drink that of monster |
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