ok, i know this i a swinger site ut i wondered if there were any people out there in fab land that could offer some advice
i have got the implanon contraceptive implant in my arm but somehow it has broke into 2 pieces  (i may have bent it a bit cos the ends were sticking up lol)
i have had a quick look on google to see if this si gonna cause me any issues but cant seem to find anything
has anyone had one break in 2 before?? does anyone know if i need to go get it replaced or anything?? |
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over a year ago
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your arm will soon expand to twice the size of normal
then blow apart
spraying the area in arterial blood spasm pumps of crimson drama
then you will freak out and die in the most horrible way ever ! and your mutant blown off arm will become like a zombie arm - and attakc and kill everyone in your neighbourhood!
contact the nhs line - go get yourself checked next week
youll be all oks and fine
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"I hate to ask but what on earth is an implant?  "
its a little plastic tube inserted under the skin of your inner arm that releases contraceptive chemical into your system which lasts about 3 years |
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"I hate to ask but what on earth is an implant?
its a little plastic tube inserted under the skin of your inner arm that releases contraceptive chemical into your system which lasts about 3 years"
Thats really clever, have you had it long?  |
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"I hate to ask but what on earth is an implant?
its a little plastic tube inserted under the skin of your inner arm that releases contraceptive chemical into your system which lasts about 3 years
Thats really clever, have you had it long? "
over a year now - cheeky fecking Dr complained when she put it in cos she said i had tough skin  |
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"I hate to ask but what on earth is an implant?
its a little plastic tube inserted under the skin of your inner arm that releases contraceptive chemical into your system which lasts about 3 years
Thats really clever, have you had it long?
over a year now - cheeky fecking Dr complained when she put it in cos she said i had tough skin "
Ooo thats rude of her. I would think its far better than trying to remember a pill every day. Isn't technology clever these days. |
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I have had 2 implants and never had one break but the last one i had did get embedded in the skin and was really painful to remove so i would go get it removed and replaced asap before it moves.
Also from the contraceptive point of view, if broken it may not release hormones as it should - just a thought |
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"I rang nhs direct and they said as I am physically not unwell then wait to.see my doc in the week. They didn't seem to know much about them breaking either lol "
he can wear a condom. keep shagging  |
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As you had it surgically implanted you need it surgically removed my own gp dont do it and they sent me to the family planning clinic to have it done. If its bothering you or its painful go to a and e or wait till tuesday. |
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