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"How the fuck did you get in my house "Can I have a malteser?  | |||
"How the fuck did you get in my house "Where did he stick that banana last night | |||
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"How the fuck did you get in my house
Can I have a malteser? "I've won the fecking lottery!  | |||
"I thought you didn't like bigger women "I hope there's a man with us too | |||
"I thought you didn't like bigger women
I hope there's a man with us too"Well that was fun  | |||
"I thought you didn't like bigger women
I hope there's a man with us too"How the fuck did I get to Newcastle? | |||
"I thought you didn't like bigger women "To the OP not Perdita...must type faster!  | |||
"I thought you didn't like bigger women
I hope there's a man with us too
Well that was fun "Glad you thought so and why's my arse sore | |||
"I thought you didn't like bigger women
I hope there's a man with us too
Well that was fun
Glad you thought so and why's my arse sore "I thought I wasn't meeting  | |||
"I thought you didn't like bigger women
I hope there's a man with us too
Well that was fun
Glad you thought so and why's my arse sore
I thought I wasn't meeting "Me too but im glad we did | |||
"I thought you didn't like bigger women
I hope there's a man with us too
Well that was fun
Glad you thought so and why's my arse sore
I thought I wasn't meeting
Me too but im glad we did "Now I remember | |||
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"I thought you didn't like bigger women
I hope there's a man with us too
Well that was fun
Glad you thought so and why's my arse sore "No idea as I could barely touch the sides | |||
"I thought you didn't like bigger women
I hope there's a man with us too
Well that was fun
Glad you thought so and why's my arse sore
No idea as I could barely touch the sides "och aye i kopped | |||
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"Who's hand is that? I like it "I'd be falling asleep while she calls cab, if I have a smoke, she can have a drag. | |||
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"Omg I must have been pissed "Sorry, I must have dozed off there. Did you cum? | |||
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"Shopping's a great idea...I need some new supplies...." oh yes - | |||
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"You're welcome "I'd be thrilled been on my hotlist for ages! | |||
"You're welcome
I'd be thrilled been on my hotlist for ages!"I'd be delighted... I'd want my memoroes of the night before back though. | |||
"You're welcome
I'd be thrilled been on my hotlist for ages!
I'd be delighted... I'd want my memoroes of the night before back though."Also on my hotlist! so I'd be happy waking up there too! | |||
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"Hello you , fancy a jolly wander KJ "About bloody time MrsSB | |||
"You're welcome
I'd be thrilled been on my hotlist for ages!
I'd be delighted... I'd want my memoroes of the night before back though.
Also on my hotlist! so I'd be happy waking up there too!"Wow thanks, that's very nice to know. It's not often I find out such a little gem on info. Maybe one day fortune will work in our favour. | |||
"Hello you , fancy a jolly wander KJ
About bloody time
MrsSB "Thank goodness it's a woman. Fancy a fuck? | |||
"Hello you , fancy a jolly wander KJ
About bloody time
MrsSB
Thank goodness it's a woman. Fancy a fuck? "think id won the lotto xxxx | |||
"Hello you , fancy a jolly wander KJ
About bloody time
MrsSB
Thank goodness it's a woman. Fancy a fuck? "At this point I'd wonder exactly what I did right to have ended up next to you. After waking up next to KJ the night before. Or better yet, rolling over to see you're both there. | |||
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"Cuppa bud "walkies then | |||
"Cuppa bud
walkies then "Splendid idea | |||
"Cuppa bud
walkies then
Splendid idea "super | |||
"Cuppa bud
walkies then
Splendid idea
super "at last, i got to see her again xx | |||
"Cuppa bud
walkies then
Splendid idea
super "Id wonder why i ever went to sleep | |||
"Cuppa bud
walkies then
Splendid idea
super at last, i got to see her again xx"awwwwwwwww that would have been a special night eh | |||
"Cuppa bud
walkies then
Splendid idea
super
Id wonder why i ever went to sleep""did i wear you out , baby?" xx | |||
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"Just give me 10 minutes then I'll be good to go "excellent, i need a cup of tea anyway xx | |||
"Just give me 10 minutes then I'll be good to go excellent, i need a cup of tea anyway xx "I'll put the kettle on then. | |||
"Just give me 10 minutes then I'll be good to go excellent, i need a cup of tea anyway xx
I'll put the kettle on then. "You stay in bed. I got this | |||
"Just give me 10 minutes then I'll be good to go excellent, i need a cup of tea anyway xx
I'll put the kettle on then.
You stay in bed. I got this"Wtf am I doing in donny? | |||
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"I wont nick your Tele if you don't call the police" i dont have a tele, or a cheese toastie maker..where the hell am i? | |||
"I wont nick your Tele if you don't call the policei dont have a tele, or a cheese toastie maker..where the hell am i? "Awesome!! | |||
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"Fancy a cuppa? (Alabama) xx" My lucks in | |||
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"How did I get to Birmingham? "Lucky us! | |||
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"Darlaston has never looked better! " Lucky me!! | |||
"Darlaston has never looked better! Lucky me!! "Im luckier | |||
"Darlaston has never looked better! Lucky me!!
Im luckier "Fist bump | |||
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"Darlaston has never looked better! Lucky me!!
Im luckier
Fist bump "Damn I missed my Fucking junction on the m4! | |||
"Darlaston has never looked better! Lucky me!!
Im luckier
Fist bump "Somebody needs a wake up call | |||
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"Darlaston has never looked better! Lucky me!!
Im luckier
Fist bump
Somebody needs a wake up call "ffs | |||
"Darlaston has never looked better! Lucky me!!
Im luckier
Fist bump
Somebody needs a wake up call ffs"Uh oh | |||
"Darlaston has never looked better! Lucky me!!
Im luckier
Fist bump
Somebody needs a wake up call ffs"Fuck yeah and ID wonder how you got out the restraints!. | |||
"Darlaston has never looked better! Lucky me!!
Im luckier
Fist bump
Somebody needs a wake up call ffs"I didn't feel a thing | |||
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"Darlaston has never looked better! Lucky me!!
Im luckier
Fist bump
Somebody needs a wake up call ffs
I didn't feel a thing "Neither did i | |||
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"Darlaston has never looked better! Lucky me!!
Im luckier
Fist bump
Somebody needs a wake up call ffs
I didn't feel a thing
Neither did i" | |||
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"Breakfast in bed! "I'll put the kettle on. X | |||
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"Breakfast in bed! ". Yes feckin please Mrs blue eyes | |||
"I'll have a coffee " We're not getting up anytime soon | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 13/09/16 20:10:43]" They've gone  | |||
"I'll have a coffee We're not getting up anytime soon "I've booked a week off work- what shall I do? | |||
"[Removed by poster at 13/09/16 20:10:43] They've gone "Oh yummy | |||
"[Removed by poster at 13/09/16 20:10:43] They've gone
Oh yummy "I hope this means what i think it means | |||
"[Removed by poster at 13/09/16 20:10:43] They've gone
Oh yummy
I hope this means what i think it means "It probably does | |||
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"I wont nick your Tele if you don't call the policei dont have a tele, or a cheese toastie maker..where the hell am i? " | |||
"I wont nick your Tele if you don't call the policei dont have a tele, or a cheese toastie maker..where the hell am i? " | |||
