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"Just a glass of Champagne please "I've Prosecco? Or you after the real deal? | |||
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"Cherry vodka and Coke please "Did you queue jump? | |||
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"Just a glass of Champagne please
I've Prosecco? Or you after the real deal? "Prefer the real deal, but will settle for Prosecco, thank you xx | |||
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"Still refraining so fresh orange juice please, tall glass lots of ice, thank you "Right! How fresh is fresh? I ain't got time to be squeezing shitfor real! | |||
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"Just a glass of Champagne please
I've Prosecco? Or you after the real deal?
Prefer the real deal, but will settle for Prosecco, thank you xx"Oops someone drank it all!  | |||
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"Sauvignon Blanc please! I'll drink out of the bottle to save on washing up! " If you stick out your little pinkie it's still sophisticated. | |||
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"Jd and for me "Makes me vomit but hey who am I to judge! | |||
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"Sauvignon Blanc please! I'll drink out of the bottle to save on washing up! If you stick out your little pinkie it's still sophisticated. " Brilliantly sophisticated I'll put both pinkies out! | |||
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"Jd and for me
Makes me vomit but hey who am I to judge! "It's gorgeous 
Unless you can get me a pint I'm not fussy haha | |||
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"I'll have an optical illusion "A mirage it is then! | |||
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"Laaaaarge vodka and full fat cock..erm.. please and plenty of ice.. I even bring my own glass.. \_/ "You been drinking already  | |||
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"Just a glass of Champagne please
I've Prosecco? Or you after the real deal?
Prefer the real deal, but will settle for Prosecco, thank you xx
Oops someone drank it all! "Damn...just have to have champagne...always makes me more horny  | |||
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"Im on espresso martinis" Shaken but not srirred?! | |||
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"Just a glass of Champagne please
I've Prosecco? Or you after the real deal?
Prefer the real deal, but will settle for Prosecco, thank you xx
Oops someone drank it all!
Damn...just have to have champagne...always makes me more horny "I'll crack one open for you. Just gotta find the flutes! | |||
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"Shnapps....." Peachy! | |||
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"Cherry vodka and Coke please
Did you queue jump? "Who moi.......... never lol | |||
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"I'll have an optical illusion
A mirage it is then! "lol or a dash of everything from the top shelf | |||
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"Laaaaarge vodka and full fat cock..erm.. please and plenty of ice.. I even bring my own glass.. \_/
You been drinking already "I'm keeping my eye on them. | |||
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"Jack Daniels Single Barrel over ice please " I'm running out of ice!! | |||
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"Laaaaarge vodka and full fat cock..erm.. please and plenty of ice.. I even bring my own glass.. \_/
You been drinking already
I'm keeping my eye on them. "She's been stealing cocks from the bar | |||
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"Jack Daniels Single Barrel over ice please I'm running out of ice!! " Oh dear but it's not 1st I've had warm JD and probably not the last | |||
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"Still refraining so fresh orange juice please, tall glass lots of ice, thank you
Right! How fresh is fresh? I ain't got time to be squeezing shitfor real! "Carton will do, quess you successfully sued the finishing school. | |||
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"Still refraining so fresh orange juice please, tall glass lots of ice, thank you
Right! How fresh is fresh? I ain't got time to be squeezing shitfor real!
Carton will do, quess you successfully sued the finishing school. "I have zero customer care skills and have zero cares! Implications?!? | |||
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"I'll have a sparkling water please, just passed my driving test and got a car so don't want to get wrecked!! "That's very sensible. | |||
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"Water for me... Still feeling it from last night "Hair of the dog surely?!? | |||
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"Large Sauvingnon Blanc please" So a pint then?!? | |||
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"I'll just have a water, maybe some ice and a slice? Any fruit I'm easy " Easy you say? I like uncomplicated! I like simple! | |||
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"Can I get a double grey goose on the rocks please "Coming up! On the house by the way! | |||
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"A sloe comfortable screw against the wall please. "I'll serve you a double entrande and you'll take it like a man. | |||
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"Can I get a double grey goose on the rocks please
Coming up! On the house by the way! "Oh thank you very much.... I'll leave you a good tip | |||
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"Can I just have a cup of tea please, working tomorrow "Oh good God! Does that mean I have to operate a kettle? I'm hiring?!? Send me your CV | |||
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"Sex on the beach "One of my faves. Coming now! | |||
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"I'll just have a water, maybe some ice and a slice? Any fruit I'm easy Easy you say? I like uncomplicated! I like simple! "I did. I find it works best | |||
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"I'll just have a water, maybe some ice and a slice? Any fruit I'm easy " Not a gin? | |||
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"Can I get a double grey goose on the rocks please
Coming up! On the house by the way!
Oh thank you very much.... I'll leave you a good tip "What kind of tip?! Someone left me household ones once! | |||
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"Sex on the beach
One of my faves.
Coming now! "Improvise know what I'm having for the rest of the night | |||
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"Can I get a double grey goose on the rocks please
Coming up! On the house by the way!
Oh thank you very much.... I'll leave you a good tip
What kind of tip?! Someone left me household ones once! "I'll have a glass or two of you please | |||
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"Can I also request some music, I'm in the mood to dance on tables "+1 :D | |||
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"Can I also request some music, I'm in the mood to dance on tables "It's all happening now | |||
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"Can I also request some music, I'm in the mood to dance on tables
It's all happening now "It's all going on. If you have a pole- I'll be on that too. | |||
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"Can I also request some music, I'm in the mood to dance on tables
It's all happening now
It's all going on. If you have a pole- I'll be on that too. "You dont have your knickers on either do ya?! | |||
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"Can I also request some music, I'm in the mood to dance on tables
It's all happening now
It's all going on. If you have a pole- I'll be on that too. "There's some scaffolding outside | |||
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"I'll just have a water, maybe some ice and a slice? Any fruit I'm easy Not a gin? "Not tonight, only for certain occasions | |||
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"Gin and tonic! Gordon's "I'll give you a double! | |||
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"I'll just have a water, maybe some ice and a slice? Any fruit I'm easy Not a gin?
Not tonight, only for certain occasions "I wouldn't advise it at 1am when it's warm and you can't work the coffee machine | |||
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"Can I get a double grey goose on the rocks please
Coming up! On the house by the way!
Oh thank you very much.... I'll leave you a good tip
What kind of tip?! Someone left me household ones once!
I'll have a glass or two of you please "Or two? Leave some for the rest | |||
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"Still refraining so fresh orange juice please, tall glass lots of ice, thank you
Right! How fresh is fresh? I ain't got time to be squeezing shitfor real!
Carton will do, quess you successfully sued the finishing school.
I have zero customer care skills and have zero cares!
Implications?!? "Just a joke, just! I'll take my drink in the snug. | |||
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"Can I also request some music, I'm in the mood to dance on tables "What do you fancy? I've got some deep house? | |||
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"Can I also request some music, I'm in the mood to dance on tables
It's all happening now
It's all going on. If you have a pole- I'll be on that too.
You dont have your knickers on either do ya?! "Of course I do, what are you going to tuck your notes into otherwise? | |||
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"Can I also request some music, I'm in the mood to dance on tables
What do you fancy?
I've got some deep house? "You absolute legend put it on | |||
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"Can I get a double grey goose on the rocks please
Coming up! On the house by the way!
Oh thank you very much.... I'll leave you a good tip
What kind of tip?! Someone left me household ones once!
I'll have a glass or two of you please
Or two? Leave some for the rest "Well if you insist on being shared..... | |||
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"can i get any of you cunts a drink ...Shaun Of The Dead " Jagertrain? | |||
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"Can I also request some music, I'm in the mood to dance on tables
It's all happening now
It's all going on. If you have a pole- I'll be on that too.
You dont have your knickers on either do ya?!
Of course I do, what are you going to tuck your notes into otherwise? "Were all gonna be d*unk so I'm sure we'll find somewhere | |||
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"Can I also request some music, I'm in the mood to dance on tables
What do you fancy?
I've got some deep house?
You absolute legend put it on "It's on! And shh! Not everyone needs to know about my legendness! | |||
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"Can I also request some music, I'm in the mood to dance on tables
What do you fancy?
I've got some deep house?
You absolute legend put it on
It's on!
And shh! Not everyone needs to know about my legendness! "Oh is this our little secret? | |||
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"Could I possibly get a tea with milk and 2 sugars please but none of that fancy stuff thank you, just a normal teabag and no putting the milk in first if you wouldn't mind.
Mr CC"That's effort! You know this is unlikely! | |||
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"Can I also request some music, I'm in the mood to dance on tables
What do you fancy?
I've got some deep house?
You absolute legend put it on
It's on!
And shh! Not everyone needs to know about my legendness!
Oh is this our little secret? "Are you flirting with me? | |||
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"Can I also request some music, I'm in the mood to dance on tables
What do you fancy?
I've got some deep house?
You absolute legend put it on
It's on!
And shh! Not everyone needs to know about my legendness!
Oh is this our little secret?
Are you flirting with me? "Erm another drink please | |||
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"Can I get a double grey goose on the rocks please
Coming up! On the house by the way!
Oh thank you very much.... I'll leave you a good tip
What kind of tip?! Someone left me household ones once!
I'll have a glass or two of you please
Or two? Leave some for the rest
Well if you insist on being shared..... "Everyone knows only one can worship at the shrine of Seduced | |||
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"Gin and tonic! Gordon's
I'll give you a double! "Perfect! | |||
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"Can I also request some music, I'm in the mood to dance on tables
What do you fancy?
I've got some deep house?
You absolute legend put it on
It's on!
And shh! Not everyone needs to know about my legendness!
Oh is this our little secret?
Are you flirting with me?
Erm another drink please "Is what I said 3 drinks back! | |||
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"Gin and tonic! Gordon's
I'll give you a double!
Perfect!"Ice?! Its from my heart! | |||
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"Could I possibly get a tea with milk and 2 sugars please but none of that fancy stuff thank you, just a normal teabag and no putting the milk in first if you wouldn't mind.
Mr CC
That's effort! You know this is unlikely! "
But I am sure you could organise it quite easily | |||
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"Could I possibly get a tea with milk and 2 sugars please but none of that fancy stuff thank you, just a normal teabag and no putting the milk in first if you wouldn't mind.
Mr CC
That's effort! You know this is unlikely!
But I am sure you could organise it quite easily "Look out for another badly organised event coming soon! | |||
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"Can I also request some music, I'm in the mood to dance on tables
What do you fancy?
I've got some deep house?
You absolute legend put it on
It's on!
And shh! Not everyone needs to know about my legendness!
Oh is this our little secret?
Are you flirting with me?
Erm another drink please
Is what I said 3 drinks back! "You but I was looking for a pole for miss honey to dance on | |||
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"Can I also request some music, I'm in the mood to dance on tables
What do you fancy?
I've got some deep house? "All about the drums and the bass | |||
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"Gin and tonic! Gordon's
I'll give you a double!
Perfect!
Ice?! Its from my heart! "Yes please | |||
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"Could I possibly get a tea with milk and 2 sugars please but none of that fancy stuff thank you, just a normal teabag and no putting the milk in first if you wouldn't mind.
Mr CC
That's effort! You know this is unlikely!
But I am sure you could organise it quite easily
Look out for another badly organised event coming soon! "Wooooo hoooooo In that case I better celebrate, Can I get a cup of tea with milk and 2 sugars | |||
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"Could I possibly get a tea with milk and 2 sugars please but none of that fancy stuff thank you, just a normal teabag and no putting the milk in first if you wouldn't mind.
Mr CC
That's effort! You know this is unlikely!
But I am sure you could organise it quite easily
Look out for another badly organised event coming soon!
Wooooo hoooooo
In that case I better celebrate,
Can I get a cup of tea with milk and 2 sugars "Yeah! A what? Lol | |||
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"We're gonna have to spank the waitress if she doesn't get a wiggle on and bring the sambuca we ordered "Oh excuse me. Let me hitch my skirt up...lol like I'm wearing one! | |||
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"Gin and tonic! Gordon's
I'll give you a double!
Perfect!
Ice?! Its from my heart!
Yes please "Thaw me baby. Thaw me! | |||
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"Could I possibly get a tea with milk and 2 sugars please but none of that fancy stuff thank you, just a normal teabag and no putting the milk in first if you wouldn't mind.
Mr CC
That's effort! You know this is unlikely!
But I am sure you could organise it quite easily
Look out for another badly organised event coming soon!
Wooooo hoooooo
In that case I better celebrate,
Can I get a cup of tea with milk and 2 sugars
Yeah! A what? Lol "Just slip some vodka in it or something | |||
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"Can I get a double grey goose on the rocks please
Coming up! On the house by the way!
Oh thank you very much.... I'll leave you a good tip
What kind of tip?! Someone left me household ones once!
I'll have a glass or two of you please
Or two? Leave some for the rest
Well if you insist on being shared.....
Everyone knows only one can worship at the shrine of Seduced "Bring me to the altar and let me worship | |||
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"We're gonna have to spank the waitress if she doesn't get a wiggle on and bring the sambuca we ordered
Oh excuse me. Let me hitch my skirt up...lol like I'm wearing one! "Get the impression that was more of tip for you than a compliant.
Either way cheers! | |||
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"Can I also request some music, I'm in the mood to dance on tables
What do you fancy?
I've got some deep house?
You absolute legend put it on
It's on!
And shh! Not everyone needs to know about my legendness!
Oh is this our little secret?
Are you flirting with me?
Erm another drink please
Is what I said 3 drinks back!
You but I was looking for a pole for miss honey to dance on"I've spotted a few poles in here I wouldn't mind a spin on | |||
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"can i get any of you cunts a drink ...Shaun Of The Dead Jagertrain? " WGERE ? | |||
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"Can I also request some music, I'm in the mood to dance on tables
What do you fancy?
I've got some deep house?
You absolute legend put it on
It's on!
And shh! Not everyone needs to know about my legendness!
Oh is this our little secret?
Are you flirting with me?
Erm another drink please
Is what I said 3 drinks back!
You but I was looking for a pole for miss honey to dance on
I've spotted a few poles in here I wouldn't mind a spin on "Get spinning | |||
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"Can I also request some music, I'm in the mood to dance on tables
What do you fancy?
I've got some deep house?
You absolute legend put it on
It's on!
And shh! Not everyone needs to know about my legendness!
Oh is this our little secret?
Are you flirting with me?
Erm another drink please
Is what I said 3 drinks back!
You but I was looking for a pole for miss honey to dance on
I've spotted a few poles in here I wouldn't mind a spin on "Sounds like the polish are in for a good night | |||
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"Can I also request some music, I'm in the mood to dance on tables
What do you fancy?
I've got some deep house?
You absolute legend put it on
It's on!
And shh! Not everyone needs to know about my legendness!
Oh is this our little secret?
Are you flirting with me?
Erm another drink please
Is what I said 3 drinks back!
You but I was looking for a pole for miss honey to dance on
I've spotted a few poles in here I wouldn't mind a spin on
Sounds like the polish are in for a good night "When did they arrive? | |||
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"Can I also request some music, I'm in the mood to dance on tables
What do you fancy?
I've got some deep house?
You absolute legend put it on
It's on!
And shh! Not everyone needs to know about my legendness!
Oh is this our little secret?
Are you flirting with me?
Erm another drink please
Is what I said 3 drinks back!
You but I was looking for a pole for miss honey to dance on
I've spotted a few poles in here I wouldn't mind a spin on
Sounds like the polish are in for a good night
When did they arrive? "You've been spinning round them for the last 10 minutes lol | |||
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"Can I also request some music, I'm in the mood to dance on tables
What do you fancy?
I've got some deep house?
You absolute legend put it on
It's on!
And shh! Not everyone needs to know about my legendness!
Oh is this our little secret?
Are you flirting with me?
Erm another drink please
Is what I said 3 drinks back!
You but I was looking for a pole for miss honey to dance on
I've spotted a few poles in here I wouldn't mind a spin on
Sounds like the polish are in for a good night
When did they arrive?
You've been spinning round them for the last 10 minutes lol"I'm awfully dizzy- could you lay me down on that pool table? | |||
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"Can I also request some music, I'm in the mood to dance on tables
What do you fancy?
I've got some deep house?
You absolute legend put it on
It's on!
And shh! Not everyone needs to know about my legendness!
Oh is this our little secret?
Are you flirting with me?
Erm another drink please
Is what I said 3 drinks back!
You but I was looking for a pole for miss honey to dance on
I've spotted a few poles in here I wouldn't mind a spin on
Sounds like the polish are in for a good night
When did they arrive?
You've been spinning round them for the last 10 minutes lol
I'm awfully dizzy- could you lay me down on that pool table?"Mrs beat you to it I'm afraid. Maybe you could lend a finger or two. Maybe some soft feminine lips. | |||
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"Can I also request some music, I'm in the mood to dance on tables
What do you fancy?
I've got some deep house?
You absolute legend put it on
It's on!
And shh! Not everyone needs to know about my legendness!
Oh is this our little secret?
Are you flirting with me?
Erm another drink please
Is what I said 3 drinks back!
You but I was looking for a pole for miss honey to dance on
I've spotted a few poles in here I wouldn't mind a spin on
Sounds like the polish are in for a good night
When did they arrive?
You've been spinning round them for the last 10 minutes lol
I'm awfully dizzy- could you lay me down on that pool table?
Mrs beat you to it I'm afraid.
Maybe you could lend a finger or two. Maybe some soft feminine lips. "Lead the way | |||
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"Can I also request some music, I'm in the mood to dance on tables
What do you fancy?
I've got some deep house?
You absolute legend put it on
It's on!
And shh! Not everyone needs to know about my legendness!
Oh is this our little secret?
Are you flirting with me?
Erm another drink please
Is what I said 3 drinks back!
You but I was looking for a pole for miss honey to dance on
I've spotted a few poles in here I wouldn't mind a spin on
Sounds like the polish are in for a good night
When did they arrive?
You've been spinning round them for the last 10 minutes lol
I'm awfully dizzy- could you lay me down on that pool table?
Mrs beat you to it I'm afraid.
Maybe you could lend a finger or two. Maybe some soft feminine lips.
Lead the way "She loves to be kissed on both sets of lips at the same time. You pick one and I'll take the other | |||
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"Think I might have had enough, can barely see or feel my fingers..... just watched my wee pal on the X Factor though and he was brilliant x" Shall we try find out all the things you can feel? | |||
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"I can't answer you all! There's just me! Interviews for barmen are open! Apply within! "Do I get free drinks? | |||
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"I can't answer you all! There's just me! Interviews for barmen are open! Apply within!
Do I get free drinks?"Just cos I look cute don't mean I'm cute! I run a tight ship! | |||
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"I can't answer you all! There's just me! Interviews for barmen are open! Apply within! "Shall I take the tough requests like using a kettle | |||
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"I can't answer you all! There's just me! Interviews for barmen are open! Apply within!
Do I get free drinks?
Just cos I look cute don't mean I'm cute! I run a tight ship! "Not even 1 | |||
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"I can't answer you all! There's just me! Interviews for barmen are open! Apply within!
Shall I take the tough requests like using a kettle "I'm gonna let the 'she can't use a kettle' jibe pass cos I'm nice like that! | |||
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"I can't answer you all! There's just me! Interviews for barmen are open! Apply within!
Do I get free drinks?
Just cos I look cute don't mean I'm cute! I run a tight ship!
Not even 1 "Not even one! Unless you've got a very good body and you bring all the gals to my yard... | |||
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"I can't answer you all! There's just me! Interviews for barmen are open! Apply within!
Do I get free drinks?
Just cos I look cute don't mean I'm cute! I run a tight ship!
Not even 1
Not even one! Unless you've got a very good body and you bring all the gals to my yard..."Little disappointed | |||
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"I can't answer you all! There's just me! Interviews for barmen are open! Apply within!
Do I get free drinks?
Just cos I look cute don't mean I'm cute! I run a tight ship!
Not even 1
Not even one! Unless you've got a very good body and you bring all the gals to my yard...
Little disappointed "Man up! No one likes a woos! | |||
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"I can't answer you all! There's just me! Interviews for barmen are open! Apply within!
Do I get free drinks?
Just cos I look cute don't mean I'm cute! I run a tight ship!
Not even 1
Not even one! Unless you've got a very good body and you bring all the gals to my yard..."I think milkshake brings all the boys to your yard. Not sure it works on girls though. The song didn't specify | |||
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"I can't answer you all! There's just me! Interviews for barmen are open! Apply within!
Do I get free drinks?
Just cos I look cute don't mean I'm cute! I run a tight ship!
Not even 1
Not even one! Unless you've got a very good body and you bring all the gals to my yard...
Little disappointed
Man up!
No one likes a woos! "Already behind the bar didn't drink anything honest | |||
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"I can't answer you all! There's just me! Interviews for barmen are open! Apply within!
Do I get free drinks?
Just cos I look cute don't mean I'm cute! I run a tight ship!
Not even 1
Not even one! Unless you've got a very good body and you bring all the gals to my yard...
I think milkshake brings all the boys to your yard. Not sure it works on girls though.
The song didn't specify "I'm here to break with the conventional...Let's see | |||
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"I can't answer you all! There's just me! Interviews for barmen are open! Apply within!
Do I get free drinks?
Just cos I look cute don't mean I'm cute! I run a tight ship!
Not even 1
Not even one! Unless you've got a very good body and you bring all the gals to my yard...
I think milkshake brings all the boys to your yard. Not sure it works on girls though.
The song didn't specify "1 way to find out | |||
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"I can't answer you all! There's just me! Interviews for barmen are open! Apply within!
Do I get free drinks?
Just cos I look cute don't mean I'm cute! I run a tight ship!
Not even 1
Not even one! Unless you've got a very good body and you bring all the gals to my yard...
Little disappointed
Man up!
No one likes a woos!
Already behind the bar didn't drink anything honest "Are you topless? | |||
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"could i have a pint of wine and 2 straws please " Pint of wine coming up! Who you sharing with? | |||
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"I can't answer you all! There's just me! Interviews for barmen are open! Apply within!
Do I get free drinks?
Just cos I look cute don't mean I'm cute! I run a tight ship!
Not even 1
Not even one! Unless you've got a very good body and you bring all the gals to my yard...
Little disappointed
Man up!
No one likes a woos!
Already behind the bar didn't drink anything honest
Are you topless? "Is that a requirement | |||
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"I'll keep my easy just a bottle of Newcastle brown please "Oh God! Geordie Shore are in the house! | |||
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"A very large glass of Malbec please "I'll get yours while I'm getting my fuckin own. #shitpub
See this is why I dont drink much. | |||
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"Don't know why some people go into the hospitality trade, erm if it's not tooooo much trouble another orange juice please, clean glass would be nice this time, thank you (smiles sweetly) "Smiles don't get you anywhere! You'll get what you're given and like it! | |||
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"A very large glass of Malbec please
I'll get yours while I'm getting my fuckin own. #shitpub
See this is why I dont drink much. "I'm coming! I'm fucking coming! | |||
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"I can't answer you all! There's just me! Interviews for barmen are open! Apply within!
Do I get free drinks?
Just cos I look cute don't mean I'm cute! I run a tight ship!
Not even 1
Not even one! Unless you've got a very good body and you bring all the gals to my yard...
I think milkshake brings all the boys to your yard. Not sure it works on girls though.
The song didn't specify
I'm here to break with the conventional...Let's see "We'll probably turn up. Mainly because there's milkshake. So you'll at least have one of each | |||
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"I'll keep my easy just a bottle of Newcastle brown please
Oh God! Geordie Shore are in the house! "No not a Geordie shore lad I can ha doe my drink not like them lot yes after to many I may take a few items of clothes off but hey nothing wrong with that or is there haha | |||
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"I can't answer you all! There's just me! Interviews for barmen are open! Apply within!
Do I get free drinks?
Just cos I look cute don't mean I'm cute! I run a tight ship!
Not even 1
Not even one! Unless you've got a very good body and you bring all the gals to my yard...
I think milkshake brings all the boys to your yard. Not sure it works on girls though.
The song didn't specify
I'm here to break with the conventional...Let's see
We'll probably turn up. Mainly because there's milkshake. So you'll at least have one of each "Probably turn up!? Stop with the dirty talk you fiends! | |||
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"I'll keep my easy just a bottle of Newcastle brown please
Oh God! Geordie Shore are in the house!
No not a Geordie shore lad I can ha doe my drink not like them lot yes after to many I may take a few items of clothes off but hey nothing wrong with that or is there haha "So what you're saying is "youre on it like a car bonnet?" | |||
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"Don't know why some people go into the hospitality trade, erm if it's not tooooo much trouble another orange juice please, clean glass would be nice this time, thank you (smiles sweetly)
Smiles don't get you anywhere! You'll get what you're given and like it! "Sounds like its likely to be "tomato" juice!!! | |||
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"Don't know why some people go into the hospitality trade, erm if it's not tooooo much trouble another orange juice please, clean glass would be nice this time, thank you (smiles sweetly)
Smiles don't get you anywhere! You'll get what you're given and like it!
Sounds like its likely to be "tomato" juice!!! "Haha! No! Yes! No! Maybe! Don't gimme attitude | |||
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"I can't answer you all! There's just me! Interviews for barmen are open! Apply within!
Do I get free drinks?
Just cos I look cute don't mean I'm cute! I run a tight ship!
Not even 1
Not even one! Unless you've got a very good body and you bring all the gals to my yard...
I think milkshake brings all the boys to your yard. Not sure it works on girls though.
The song didn't specify
I'm here to break with the conventional...Let's see
We'll probably turn up. Mainly because there's milkshake. So you'll at least have one of each
Probably turn up!? Stop with the dirty talk you fiends! "Well the host rarely plays with couples. All it would take is a damsel in distress on the way over and we might get distracted | |||
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"I'll keep my easy just a bottle of Newcastle brown please
Oh God! Geordie Shore are in the house!
No not a Geordie shore lad I can ha doe my drink not like them lot yes after to many I may take a few items of clothes off but hey nothing wrong with that or is there haha
So what you're saying is "youre on it like a car bonnet?""Hahaclassical geordie shore comment but like wetter than an otters pocket I'll have another brown ale and a jd please | |||
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"could i have a pint of wine and 2 straws please Pint of wine coming up! Who you sharing with? " A sexy gentleman | |||
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"I'll keep my easy just a bottle of Newcastle brown please
Oh God! Geordie Shore are in the house!
No not a Geordie shore lad I can ha doe my drink not like them lot yes after to many I may take a few items of clothes off but hey nothing wrong with that or is there haha
So what you're saying is "youre on it like a car bonnet?"
Hahaclassical geordie shore comment but like wetter than an otters pocket
I'll have another brown ale and a jd please "Lush! | |||
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"I'll keep my easy just a bottle of Newcastle brown please
Oh God! Geordie Shore are in the house!
No not a Geordie shore lad I can ha doe my drink not like them lot yes after to many I may take a few items of clothes off but hey nothing wrong with that or is there haha
So what you're saying is "youre on it like a car bonnet?"
Hahaclassical geordie shore comment but like wetter than an otters pocket
I'll have another brown ale and a jd please
Lush! "I'm keeping it classy for the time being | |||
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"could i have a pint of wine and 2 straws please Pint of wine coming up! Who you sharing with? A sexy gentleman" Then who am I to disturb?! I'll throw in some of those mini umbrellas...add to the ambience! | |||
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"I'll keep my easy just a bottle of Newcastle brown please
Oh God! Geordie Shore are in the house!
No not a Geordie shore lad I can ha doe my drink not like them lot yes after to many I may take a few items of clothes off but hey nothing wrong with that or is there haha
So what you're saying is "youre on it like a car bonnet?"
Hahaclassical geordie shore comment but like wetter than an otters pocket
I'll have another brown ale and a jd please
Lush!
I'm keeping it classy for the time being "Try! Just for appearances sake!;-) | |||
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"A very large glass of Malbec please
I'll get yours while I'm getting my fuckin own. #shitpub
See this is why I dont drink much. "It's ok ... I'm happy to wait | |||
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"Looks like the chuffing barmaid deserted her post, probably pissed up from supping the slops from the drip trays. "You're barred! Get out my pub! | |||
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