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Does a saucepan on the head protect against mind control rays?

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By *ohnaron OP Man over a year ago

london

From one who needs to know.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I guarantee you that whilst wearing your saucepan you will not be controlled my mind rays.

But you might look a c***.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No but it makes the wearer look like a twat.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Yes but you need the really expensive copper bottomed ones.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

No, It's just the aliens realise your a fucking fruitloop so there's no point them wasting their precious intergalactic time on you so they just go scan in the nearest McDonalds..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only works if the handle is pointing backwards....otherwise it just focuses them into your cerebral cortex and they can take you over!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No its tinfoil hats that help

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes but you need the really expensive copper bottomed ones."

Then might I suggest your go outside in a thunder storm to see if it works.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

don't listen to them OF COURSE it gives you total protection, everyone knows that. For extra coverage line the saucepan with tin foil.

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By *ficouldMan over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

I thought it was tinfoil and a cap with the two tin holders with straws..

Must be my mistake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not always but it does hurt and you end up with a big lump on your head in my experience.

Ouch!

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS over a year ago

Larne

"From one who needs to know."

Wok is more scientifically proven to stop these rays and favoured by the Chinese and Russian secret services xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"don't listen to them OF COURSE it gives you total protection, everyone knows that. For extra coverage line the saucepan with tin foil."

Bring to the boil and then simmer for 20 mins (you might need to lay on the worktop to achieve this).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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