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over a year ago
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"Has it ever worked for you?  "
yes i asked someone who had a meet request up. we arranged a social but a glass of wine later and i erm fucked his brain out  |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"nope - want to be asked nicely
Excuse me would it be possible to arrange a sexual encounter of the intimate kind 
yeah, that s better...at least it is a complete sentence"
I'm always polite, I at least say please |
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"Has it ever worked for you?
yes i asked someone who had a meet request up. we arranged a social but a glass of wine later and i erm fucked his brain out "
Reminder to self. Post a 'Meet Today' on saturday morning |
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"nope - want to be asked nicely
Excuse me would it be possible to arrange a sexual encounter of the intimate kind
yeah, that s better...at least it is a complete sentence
I'm always polite, I at least say please "
and thank you? |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"nope - want to be asked nicely
Excuse me would it be possible to arrange a sexual encounter of the intimate kind
yeah, that s better...at least it is a complete sentence
But no reply"
Well I like to at least pretend I am thinking about it... after all one was brought up... the catholic way (as far as I remember ...) |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"nope - want to be asked nicely
Excuse me would it be possible to arrange a sexual encounter of the intimate kind
yeah, that s better...at least it is a complete sentence
I'm always polite, I at least say please "
At which point?;-) |
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"nope - want to be asked nicely
Excuse me would it be possible to arrange a sexual encounter of the intimate kind
yeah, that s better...at least it is a complete sentence
But no reply
Well I like to at least pretend I am thinking about it... after all one was brought up... the catholic way (as far as I remember ...)"
Will give you time and three hail Marys |
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"nope - want to be asked nicely
Excuse me would it be possible to arrange a sexual encounter of the intimate kind
yeah, that s better...at least it is a complete sentence
I'm always polite, I at least say please
At which point?;-)"
Before he begs! |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"nope - want to be asked nicely
Excuse me would it be possible to arrange a sexual encounter of the intimate kind
yeah, that s better...at least it is a complete sentence
I'm always polite, I at least say please
At which point?;-)"
before, during and after of course |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"nope - want to be asked nicely
Excuse me would it be possible to arrange a sexual encounter of the intimate kind
yeah, that s better...at least it is a complete sentence
But no reply
Well I like to at least pretend I am thinking about it... after all one was brought up... the catholic way (as far as I remember ...)
Will give you time and three hail Marys"
Impersonation ... is an offense , you know |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"nope - want to be asked nicely
Excuse me would it be possible to arrange a sexual encounter of the intimate kind
yeah, that s better...at least it is a complete sentence
I'm always polite, I at least say please
At which point?;-)
before, during and after of course"
thought it was called intercourse? |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"nope - want to be asked nicely
Excuse me would it be possible to arrange a sexual encounter of the intimate kind
yeah, that s better...at least it is a complete sentence
I'm always polite, I at least say please
At which point?;-)
before, during and after of course
thought it was called intercourse?"
what is? are we on the same wave length here lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"nope - want to be asked nicely"
"May one have the pleasure of ..well ..pleasuring your rather lovely body for a few hours ..or days?" worked for me once. Was sent as a jest but had a lovely and wonderfully tiring outcome! |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"nope - want to be asked nicely
"May one have the pleasure of ..well ..pleasuring your rather lovely body for a few hours ..or days?" worked for me once. Was sent as a jest but had a lovely and wonderfully tiring outcome!"
mmmmm do send that one again...;-) |
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"nope - want to be asked nicely
Excuse me would it be possible to arrange a sexual encounter of the intimate kind
yeah, that s better...at least it is a complete sentence
But no reply
Well I like to at least pretend I am thinking about it... after all one was brought up... the catholic way (as far as I remember ...)
Will give you time and three hail Marys
Impersonation ... is an offense , you know "
I'm virgin on the ridiculous |
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"nope - want to be asked nicely
"May one have the pleasure of ..well ..pleasuring your rather lovely body for a few hours ..or days?" worked for me once. Was sent as a jest but had a lovely and wonderfully tiring outcome!"
I can understand why |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"nope - want to be asked nicely
Excuse me would it be possible to arrange a sexual encounter of the intimate kind
yeah, that s better...at least it is a complete sentence
But no reply
Well I like to at least pretend I am thinking about it... after all one was brought up... the catholic way (as far as I remember ...)
Will give you time and three hail Marys
Impersonation ... is an offense , you know
I'm virgin on the ridiculous"
I ll set both vicars on you... although on second thoughts, they probably get led astray in the process... |
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"nope - want to be asked nicely
Excuse me would it be possible to arrange a sexual encounter of the intimate kind
yeah, that s better...at least it is a complete sentence
But no reply
Well I like to at least pretend I am thinking about it... after all one was brought up... the catholic way (as far as I remember ...)
Will give you time and three hail Marys
Impersonation ... is an offense , you know
I'm virgin on the ridiculous
I ll set both vicars on you... although on second thoughts, they probably get led astray in the process..."
Both Vicar, I know only of one
and you know I am shy and of a simple nature |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"nope - want to be asked nicely
Excuse me would it be possible to arrange a sexual encounter of the intimate kind
yeah, that s better...at least it is a complete sentence
But no reply
Well I like to at least pretend I am thinking about it... after all one was brought up... the catholic way (as far as I remember ...)
Will give you time and three hail Marys
Impersonation ... is an offense , you know
I'm virgin on the ridiculous
I ll set both vicars on you... although on second thoughts, they probably get led astray in the process...
Both Vicar, I know only of one
and you know I am shy and of a simple nature"
Will let you into a well known secret... I have few of those in the family.. but I only send two to deal with you.. cant afford for them all to be corrupted...;-) |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"nope - want to be asked nicely
Excuse me would it be possible to arrange a sexual encounter of the intimate kind
yeah, that s better...at least it is a complete sentence
But no reply
Well I like to at least pretend I am thinking about it... after all one was brought up... the catholic way (as far as I remember ...)
Will give you time and three hail Marys
Impersonation ... is an offense , you know
I'm virgin on the ridiculous
I ll set both vicars on you... although on second thoughts, they probably get led astray in the process...
Both Vicar, I know only of one
and you know I am shy and of a simple nature
Will let you into a well known secret... I have few of those in the family.. but I only send two to deal with you.. cant afford for them all to be corrupted...;-)"
when we meet I'll tell you what my granddad was but it begins Bis lol |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"nope - want to be asked nicely
Excuse me would it be possible to arrange a sexual encounter of the intimate kind
yeah, that s better...at least it is a complete sentence
But no reply
Well I like to at least pretend I am thinking about it... after all one was brought up... the catholic way (as far as I remember ...)
Will give you time and three hail Marys
Impersonation ... is an offense , you know
I'm virgin on the ridiculous
I ll set both vicars on you... although on second thoughts, they probably get led astray in the process...
Both Vicar, I know only of one
and you know I am shy and of a simple nature
Will let you into a well known secret... I have few of those in the family.. but I only send two to deal with you.. cant afford for them all to be corrupted...;-)
when we meet I'll tell you what my granddad was but it begins Bis lol"
Can you hear the cogs... as my tired brain is working hard? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"nope - want to be asked nicely
"May one have the pleasure of ..well ..pleasuring your rather lovely body for a few hours ..or days?" worked for me once. Was sent as a jest but had a lovely and wonderfully tiring outcome!
I can understand why "
Aaaw well thank you...  |
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"nope - want to be asked nicely
Excuse me would it be possible to arrange a sexual encounter of the intimate kind
yeah, that s better...at least it is a complete sentence
But no reply
Well I like to at least pretend I am thinking about it... after all one was brought up... the catholic way (as far as I remember ...)
Will give you time and three hail Marys
Impersonation ... is an offense , you know
I'm virgin on the ridiculous
I ll set both vicars on you... although on second thoughts, they probably get led astray in the process...
Both Vicar, I know only of one
and you know I am shy and of a simple nature
Will let you into a well known secret... I have few of those in the family.. but I only send two to deal with you.. cant afford for them all to be corrupted...;-)"
I can't remember no 2, perhaps I partook too much of holy water|? |
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I would be surprised if any man got a meet by sending a message that simply said fancy a fuck. I am even more surprised if any man thinks he will get a meet by sending a message that says nothing more than fancy a fuck. Oh and the fancy a fuck message probably has a cock shot enclosed to entice the women. |
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"depends how horny i am but i have in the past met after receiving a fancy a fuck message "
Wow I was about to type that surely no woman or couple has aver met a man after receiving an e-mail that only said fancy a fuck. I often wonder why men bother sending these type of message. Maybe I was wrong and it does work? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"depends how horny i am but i have in the past met after receiving a fancy a fuck message
Wow I was about to type that surely no woman or couple has aver met a man after receiving an e-mail that only said fancy a fuck. I often wonder why men bother sending these type of message. Maybe I was wrong and it does work? "
Has worked on me once as i was so so horny
But most of the time just get deleted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had "here gorgeous, you want my willy??" in person outside Madame JoJos.
...no, didn't work for him either.
On the other hand, "Nice boots. Wanna fuck?" has worked repeatedly - both on me and for me... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has it ever worked for you?
yep every time lol "
Firstly who would say no to you my lovely.
And secondly a woman saying it to a bloke is rather different than the reverse ... |
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