I knocked it off

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The bleeding handle on me new crockpot

The lead is only small and i pulled it towards me and it suddenly shot across the working top and bang....

Less one handle and kin curry all over me tits

Hot to ya know

By *hi-John69Man over a year ago

chichester

if you'd like a hand cleaning up, (your tits that is) give me a call

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you could invent a whole new flavour of curry xx

By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Peaches... do you have an adult around who can supervise you?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

All on me lonesome .....sob

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No

All on me lonesome .....sob

The men in white coats dont make for the best of friends flower...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Peaches... do you have an adult around who can supervise you?

pmsl

although she wont cook a roast for you after that

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just ordered a new one but one without handles this time.

By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

If you fancy a replacement crock just give me a shout.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just ordered a new one but one without handles this time.

"
is that wise