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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This might sound petty and diagusting but I would like to know your opinion.
Had a meet tonight and the meet decided to suck me, to which then she spewed on me what was Chilli Dorito's. She then laughed at me and once I was cleaned up she tried again to which she bit me to hell and laughed while she had a gob full of dick.
Which annoyed me. Do you think I am being stupid or would it annoy you.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This might sound petty and diagusting but I would like to know your opinion.
Had a meet tonight and the meet decided to suck me, to which then she spewed on me what was Chilli Dorito's. She then laughed at me and once I was cleaned up she tried again to which she bit me to hell and laughed while she had a gob full of dick.
Which annoyed me. Do you think I am being stupid or would it annoy you.
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was it someone off here?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well these things are likely to happen if you meet women who are extremely d*unk!
Or was she stone cold sober n it was sucking your cock that made her spew up?
Look on the bright side,at least she didn't shite on you while bouncing up n down in the cowgirl position...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well these things are likely to happen if you meet women who are extremely d*unk!
Or was she stone cold sober n it was sucking your cock that made her spew up?
Look on the bright side,at least she didn't shite on you while bouncing up n down in the cowgirl position... "
She had drank a full bottle of wine before she met me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well these things are likely to happen if you meet women who are extremely d*unk!
Or was she stone cold sober n it was sucking your cock that made her spew up?
Look on the bright side,at least she didn't shite on you while bouncing up n down in the cowgirl position...
She had drank a full bottle of wine before she met me."
Sure they weren't Tangy Cheese Doritos lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well these things are likely to happen if you meet women who are extremely d*unk!
Or was she stone cold sober n it was sucking your cock that made her spew up?
Look on the bright side,at least she didn't shite on you while bouncing up n down in the cowgirl position...
She had drank a full bottle of wine before she met me."
Just one bottle! Haha 
You should only meet women who can handle their drink n keep their Doritos down.
You should have rubbed her face in it then gave her a bogwash while grabbing her by the hair telling her it's so she doesn't get sick on it....like a proper classy gentleman  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well these things are likely to happen if you meet women who are extremely d*unk!
Or was she stone cold sober n it was sucking your cock that made her spew up?
Look on the bright side,at least she didn't shite on you while bouncing up n down in the cowgirl position...
She had drank a full bottle of wine before she met me.
Just one bottle! Haha
You should only meet women who can handle their drink n keep their Doritos down.
You should have rubbed her face in it then gave her a bogwash while grabbing her by the hair telling her it's so she doesn't get sick on it....like a proper classy gentleman "
I feel sorry for the woman who vomits on you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has she asked you for a verification yet? "
'She's real, likes a drink, has a crazy gag reflex, and a penchant for chilli doritos... Do not pass this one by, especially if you are into one of the three P's' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well these things are likely to happen if you meet women who are extremely d*unk!
Or was she stone cold sober n it was sucking your cock that made her spew up?
Look on the bright side,at least she didn't shite on you while bouncing up n down in the cowgirl position...
She had drank a full bottle of wine before she met me.
Just one bottle! Haha
You should only meet women who can handle their drink n keep their Doritos down.
You should have rubbed her face in it then gave her a bogwash while grabbing her by the hair telling her it's so she doesn't get sick on it....like a proper classy gentleman
I feel sorry for the woman who vomits on you! "
As well you should!
I doubt it'll ever happen though as I'm not into getting it on with lasses that are a d*unken mess...total passion killer that!
I'm no angel though n I've had my share of wild d*unken sex....the main difference being we remained in control of our bodily functions! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has she asked you for a verification yet?
'She's real, likes a drink, has a crazy gag reflex, and a penchant for chilli doritos... Do not pass this one by, especially if you are into one of the three P's' "
Now there's a 4th P.....Puking.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This might sound petty and diagusting but I would like to know your opinion.
Had a meet tonight and the meet decided to suck me, to which then she spewed on me what was Chilli Dorito's. She then laughed at me and once I was cleaned up she tried again to which she bit me to hell and laughed while she had a gob full of dick.
Which annoyed me. Do you think I am being stupid or would it annoy you.
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Nooooooooo she must of been having a lovely time ... right emojee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've done that from deep throating as my gag reflex is strong so I'll give fair warning now. Don't do it until the Doritos have settled in your stomach is fhe answer.
Never use teeth on a Cock though, but maybe she was pissed off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well these things are likely to happen if you meet women who are extremely d*unk!
Or was she stone cold sober n it was sucking your cock that made her spew up?
Look on the bright side,at least she didn't shite on you while bouncing up n down in the cowgirl position...
She had drank a full bottle of wine before she met me."
Maybe she was nervous? |
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"Well these things are likely to happen if you meet women who are extremely d*unk!
Or was she stone cold sober n it was sucking your cock that made her spew up?
Look on the bright side,at least she didn't shite on you while bouncing up n down in the cowgirl position...
She had drank a full bottle of wine before she met me."
Ding ding ding ding ding!!! We have a winner  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So you won't be meeting her again then I take it  "
Don't be ridiculous, even ladies can make mistakes. She wasn't well, give her the benefit of the doubt  |
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"She then laughed at me and once I was cleaned up she tried again
I think the mood would have been killed dead, wouldn't have gone on for another try  "
I threw up on someone once but it went mainly on me. Luckily we had met loads before and he saw the funny side of it so he was laid there waiting for me after I cleaned myself up. |
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"So you won't be meeting her again then I take it
Don't be ridiculous, even ladies can make mistakes. She wasn't well, give her the benefit of the doubt "
Well no I wouldn't be well after downing a bottle of wine either |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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Men, H has done it on me once, but more through is testing ourselves in a face fucking, tears rolling situation..
Note I said once, not something we are into, the sick that is, the face fucking is FINE!!!
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