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Itchy tummy. Men only.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm sure I can't be the only chap on Fab to suffer this, so I'm confident a fellow forumite chap can help.
Here's the thing, I have a bit of a hairy tummy, not sasquatch hairy, just normal manfuzz.
I've never shaved or trimmed it because I know the laydeez like to follow the fur down to the pleasure pole and the gondoliers of goodness.
Now, I hasten to add this only happens when I get in the bath and no other time.
As soon as I immerse myself below the waterline the hairy bit of my tummy, around my sides and the small of my back starts to itch like billyoh.
It's just around where the lakstick of me pants is.
I've been to the special clinic and have the all clear, no unwanted livestock on the farm if you know what I mean.
The doctor reckons it's just dry skin, as I spend a lot of time driving or sat at a desk.
I've tried loads of creams, E45, Aqueous etc but nothing seems to help.
Whether I need to or not I change me pants every 5 or 6 weeks.
Here's my question;
Should I leave it longer between pant changes, would that help?
Thanks chaps, much appreciated.
Markoh
PS; dear mods, I have a meet tonight, could you delay this post going live till, say, after 7, just in case she sees it and thinks I have a Pox.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One not does simply suffer from such condition.
You that read wrong.
That awkward when you read that wrong too.
And said moment after awkward..."
Eh?
Can you help or not? 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not a bloke but you need help, so I'm here.
It could be down to blood flow. Is your knicker elastic tight? "
Thanks Nanna, you could be right, that might be the problem.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not a bloke but you need help, so I'm here.
It could be down to blood flow. Is your knicker elastic tight? "
Mixture of blood flow mixed with the hairs being contained in a said position for a certain period of time, get the same feeling if you wear sports socks or a wooly hat, hope this is of some comfort op  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One not does simply suffer from such condition.
You that read wrong.
That awkward when you read that wrong too.
And said moment after awkward...
Eh?
Can you help or not?
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Oh, you're serious  .
Erm, I don't know I had a similar problem a couple of weeks ago but it went away by itself so it could have been the washing liquid and caused an allergy or something  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OP I think there's a TV program on just now about weird stuff afflicting ones body. Give them a call and maybe we'll all get to see you on telly to be able to form a diagnosis  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think your problem is that you are changing your pants too often and you are suffering a form of separation anxiety "
You could be onto something there..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To tell or not to tell? Mmmmmmm that is the question?
Or then again you could just ask 'her' to rub some cream on the affected area - just a thought! Xx"
I don't think her would be interested.  |
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"To tell or not to tell? Mmmmmmm that is the question?
Or then again you could just ask 'her' to rub some cream on the affected area - just a thought! Xx
I don't think her would be interested. "
Oh I'm sure she would - she does have a caring side xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any females who would like a cum tribute on kik? Xx
Edgy genius. I applaud you..... Slowly.
Bwahahahahahahaaaa "
Either the pubs have turned out or there's a village missing it's idiot.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sorry op...I have no answer.
I just came to say thank you for 'gondoliers of goodness'
Remember where you heard it first. "
whenever I think of them I shall think thy name also
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any females who would like a cum tribute on kik? Xx
Edgy genius. I applaud you..... Slowly.
Bwahahahahahahaaaa
Either the pubs have turned out or there's a village missing it's idiot. "
Jeez! I'm right here man!   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Any females who would like a cum tribute on kik? Xx
Edgy genius. I applaud you..... Slowly.
Bwahahahahahahaaaa
Either the pubs have turned out or there's a village missing it's idiot.
Jeez! I'm right here man! "
Not you yah dipstick, him ^^^^^ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"can't scratch an itch, if you dont have an itch in the first place.;) ..blessing, i'd say 
I have an itch I can't scratch. yeah but someone else could
Do you know anyone?  yeah i like that area around a mans waistband very sexy
I n t e r e s t i n g.....
of course its interesting..i dont have tummy fuzz that itches..im curious
Well, in the name of research I'm prepared to let you look. look, but dont touch? 
It wouldn't be proper research without a full and in depth examination. oh thats ok then, cant do something half arsed
Indeed......
So, er, uhm, would you like to pop round? id love to..havent got teleporter, so it will have to be arranged x"
Don't you just hate it when you try to "arrange" something, and find its just not practicable? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm sorry op...I have no answer.
I just came to say thank you for 'gondoliers of goodness'
Remember where you heard it first.
whenever I think of them I shall think thy name also
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Then my work here is done, go in peace. |
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