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"To avoid hijacking...... I go to the gym for general fitness. " I haven't been for weeks. OH I feel huge. Must go back. | |||
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"So what's your favourite sexual position? ![]() All of 'em. | |||
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"So what's your favourite sexual position? ![]() The squat ![]() | |||
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"So what's your favourite sexual position? ![]() ![]() I can't squat anymore. | |||
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"So what's your favourite sexual position? ![]() Lady bent over the dumbells rack, or suspended on the gym straps from the pull up cage ![]() | |||
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"So what's your favourite sexual position? ![]() Depends on my mood ![]() | |||
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"So what's your favourite sexual position? ![]() ![]() What mood are you in today? ![]() | |||
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"I go to the gym to watch men ![]() I just find some funny. Preening in the mirror, checking out their biceps. Could never take some seriously when I was a regular gym goer ![]() | |||
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"So what's your favourite sexual position? ![]() ![]() ![]() Doggy... I can take a nap whilst my head is mushed into the pillow ![]() | |||
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"So what's your favourite sexual position? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hehe | |||
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"I put off going to the gym because I'm too busy wanking ![]() I can do both . Not at the gym though .That would be soooo wrong ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I put off going to the gym because I'm too busy wanking ![]() ![]() ![]() May be wrong...but I'd like to watch ![]() | |||
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"I put off going to the gym because I'm too busy wanking ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You would have too hold my dumbells ![]() | |||
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"So what's your favourite sexual position? ![]() Mine is, one arm dumbbell rows. I mean mean me on top lol ![]() | |||
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"I put off going to the gym because I'm too busy wanking ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm sure I could help you with that ![]() | |||
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"I put off going to the gym because I'm too busy wanking ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() press ups could be fun ![]() | |||
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"I put off going to the gym because I'm too busy wanking ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Push downs even more so ![]() | |||
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"Actually, is there a exercise called 'pelvic thrusts'? Next time a lady asks me what I'm doing I might say that. I'll prepare myself for a look of horror ![]() You might get a look of excitement ![]() | |||
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"Actually, is there a exercise called 'pelvic thrusts'? Next time a lady asks me what I'm doing I might say that. I'll prepare myself for a look of horror ![]() Let's do the time warp again ![]() | |||
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"Actually, is there a exercise called 'pelvic thrusts'? Next time a lady asks me what I'm doing I might say that. I'll prepare myself for a look of horror ![]() ![]() Put your hands on your ti' hips!!! | |||
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"Actually, is there a exercise called 'pelvic thrusts'? Next time a lady asks me what I'm doing I might say that. I'll prepare myself for a look of horror ![]() ![]() You bring your knees in tight... | |||
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"Urgh!" Too much like hard work! | |||
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"Actually, is there a exercise called 'pelvic thrusts'? Next time a lady asks me what I'm doing I might say that. I'll prepare myself for a look of horror ![]() ![]() You've got me now x | |||
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"To avoid hijacking...... I go to the gym for general fitness. " I prefer the pool and the stables and the dancefloor......but I might check out the talent down the gym! ![]() | |||
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"I haven't been to a gym in over 10 years. I'm far too lazy. ![]() It's okay as long as you take shower pics ![]() | |||
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"Actually, is there a exercise called 'pelvic thrusts'? Next time a lady asks me what I'm doing I might say that. I'll prepare myself for a look of horror ![]() ![]() You'd prefer them open? ![]() | |||
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"Hijacked with filth *sigh* ![]() Can I hijack you? Or we could practice press ups ![]() | |||
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"Actually, is there a exercise called 'pelvic thrusts'? Next time a lady asks me what I'm doing I might say that. I'll prepare myself for a look of horror ![]() ![]() ![]() I'd prefer them wrapped round my head xx | |||
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"I haven't been to a gym in over 10 years. I'm far too lazy. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I've never been in a gym I know a bloke called jim " Well you have the best chest here, that's for sure x | |||
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"I've never been in a gym I know a bloke called jim Well you have the best chest here, that's for sure x" Wow she has! | |||
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"In the gym right now ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'd willingly spectate at a naked gym ....I would imagine that could be quite an amusing way to pass the time... ![]() Oh! I'd do this, too. Count me in ![]() | |||
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"I'd willingly spectate at a naked gym ....I would imagine that could be quite an amusing way to pass the time... ![]() ![]() As a concept it certainly has novelty value... I mean all that unrestrained flopping about would be a sight to see and a joy to the ears ... ![]() | |||
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"I'd willingly spectate at a naked gym ....I would imagine that could be quite an amusing way to pass the time... ![]() ![]() ![]() But imagine the chocolate kisses left on the seats ![]() | |||
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"I'd willingly spectate at a naked gym ....I would imagine that could be quite an amusing way to pass the time... ![]() ![]() ![]() And of course everyone would be free to grunt ![]() | |||
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"Hijacked with filth *sigh* ![]() ![]() Yes and yes ![]() | |||
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"I'd willingly spectate at a naked gym ....I would imagine that could be quite an amusing way to pass the time... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hahaha ![]() | |||
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"Naked gym? Nah. Keep that for the people that just go to look at themselves in the mirrors..I just go to lift stuff. " Quite right. I stretch things. ![]() | |||
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"Naked gym? Nah. Keep that for the people that just go to look at themselves in the mirrors..I just go to lift stuff. Quite right. I stretch things. ![]() I'm perfect just the way I am... ![]() | |||
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"I wish I had time to go to the gym and the money . I do it at home in one year I gone from size 14 to size 6 all by myself ![]() Now that's dedication, well done x | |||
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"I go to the gym to occasionally lift a few weights, a whole lot of tabata, yoga and trx. I occasionally spar with some one but I don't like it....honest ![]() Tabata is a killer, my friend threw up after a tabata workout ![]() | |||
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"I wish I had time to go to the gym and the money . I do it at home in one year I gone from size 14 to size 6 all by myself ![]() In another year you will disappear ![]() | |||
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"I go to the gym to occasionally lift a few weights, a whole lot of tabata, yoga and trx. I occasionally spar with some one but I don't like it....honest ![]() ![]() Aww buddy it's effin horrible! And the guy the runs it is militant | |||
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"I go to the gym to occasionally lift a few weights, a whole lot of tabata, yoga and trx. I occasionally spar with some one but I don't like it....honest ![]() ![]() Mine was ex army. He was my tutor at college and a retained fire fighter. | |||
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"I go to the gym to occasionally lift a few weights, a whole lot of tabata, yoga and trx. I occasionally spar with some one but I don't like it....honest ![]() ![]() I just googled it and I'm just not fast enough to do it. Or strong enough ![]() | |||
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"I go for the fanny love a nice gym bunny " Me too ![]() | |||
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"I go to the gym to occasionally lift a few weights, a whole lot of tabata, yoga and trx. I occasionally spar with some one but I don't like it....honest ![]() ![]() ![]() Tabata is just as hard as you make it. So you would be fine just have 15 second intervals instead ![]() | |||
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"I need a gym buddy ![]() ![]() No! People chat too much whilst training, unless we're talking one more! One more! One more god damn it! | |||
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"I need a gym buddy ![]() ![]() Can't help it ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"So what's your favourite sexual position? ![]() ![]() Can I come to your gym ![]() | |||
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"I need a gym buddy ![]() ![]() There is a girl who goes to my gym who just turns up (all kitted up) puts on her headphones. Then sits on the leg extension machine for 20 minutes. Then gets up and walks out. Not a single rep performed..going to try and work it so I'm on leg day next time she comes in just to shift her... | |||
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"I need a gym buddy ![]() ![]() If you're there first, she might be so in the zone and into her routine that she might sit on your lap. | |||
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"I go to the gym to occasionally lift a few weights, a whole lot of tabata, yoga and trx. I occasionally spar with some one but I don't like it....honest ![]() My sparring is in a different gym. ![]() | |||
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"I need a gym buddy ![]() ![]() See my profile..... ![]() | |||
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"I need a gym buddy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The reps only count after you start feeling pain so that's OK ![]() | |||
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"So what's your favourite sexual position? ![]() ![]() ![]() Sure can, I'll give you a tour ![]() | |||
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"I need a gym buddy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well, that's it, I do as many as I can possibly can | |||
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"I go once in a while ![]() Sure you do ![]() | |||
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"I need a gym buddy ![]() ![]() ![]() You're a bit far ![]() | |||
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"I need a gym buddy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yep, although sometimes that can bite back which I learned yesterday ![]() | |||
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"Tonight I'll be just enjoying the gym spa tho ![]() Can't beat the steam room ![]() | |||
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"Tonight I'll be just enjoying the gym spa tho ![]() ![]() My personal favourite ![]() | |||
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"Tonight I'll be just enjoying the gym spa tho ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I go once in a while ![]() ![]() Sometimes I get lazy and leave it a whole day before I go again. It's terrible really ![]() | |||
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"I go once in a while ![]() ![]() ![]() Omg! A whole day? Very bad that ![]() | |||
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"I go once in a while ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I know! I really should try harder! | |||
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"I'm in the gym right now " Go on Steve, one more rep, you got this! ![]() | |||
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"I'm in the gym right now Go on Steve, one more rep, you got this! ![]() I am so trying believe me | |||
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"I go once in a while ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I started going for general health. I work in an office and sitting in a chair for eight hours straight makes you feel like crap. Now I go because I like having a healthy body, it stills my mind, which is sharper for working out. Plus I enjoy the challenge and the routine." Yes, how good is it and how much better do you feel when you do it. Outdoors country run is best though. | |||
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"I appreciate those that have the dedication, time and freedom to go to the gym! ![]() V, can you teach me how to do squats... I don't get how to do them. I have to watch you. ![]() | |||
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"Actually, is there a exercise called 'pelvic thrusts'? Next time a lady asks me what I'm doing I might say that. I'll prepare myself for a look of horror ![]() Glute bridges can be done with a weighted barbell for increased resistance | |||
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"My gym has a maccies, KFC, Taco Bell and a subway right next to it, its evil " Do a Dirty bulk :p | |||
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"Actually, is there a exercise called 'pelvic thrusts'? Next time a lady asks me what I'm doing I might say that. I'll prepare myself for a look of horror ![]() What does that mean in non gym language? | |||
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"Actually, is there a exercise called 'pelvic thrusts'? Next time a lady asks me what I'm doing I might say that. I'll prepare myself for a look of horror ![]() The excercise for pelvic thrusting is called a glute bridge. Google it and it will give you pictures | |||
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"Actually, is there a exercise called 'pelvic thrusts'? Next time a lady asks me what I'm doing I might say that. I'll prepare myself for a look of horror ![]() Cheers. And a vid on the tube ![]() | |||
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"Mmmm. Gyms full of muscular men ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Go away! I'm trying to get ripped for the beach next summer ![]() | |||
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"Mmmm. Gyms full of muscular men ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah, you'd hate my gym... | |||
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"Mmmm. Gyms full of muscular men ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You need to find one of the old gyms where half the plates are marked in a mixture of Lbs and kg and the others are just total unkowns. Machines should have at least 3 layers of differently coloured chipped paint on show and be old enlugh they use chains instea dof cables | |||
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"Just been, bout to have a shower now ![]() ![]() Oh for sods sake! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Just been, bout to have a shower now ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Pop round your sick friends houses and get yourself some norovirus. Half a stone weight loss guaranteed or your vomit back! | |||
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"Just been, bout to have a shower now ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Lose weight? ![]() | |||
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"Just been, bout to have a shower now ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Consistency my good man ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Mmmm. Gyms full of muscular men ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's ok. I'll just stand here looking all shy and batt my eyelashes while I STARE ![]() | |||
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"I go to gym to achieve new heights. I am also starting new high carb/protein diet today ![]() So am I. ..... soon as I finish this Christmas cake. . ![]() ![]() | |||
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"For a swim, everything else thats vital can be done outdoors in the lovely yorkshire countryside " Use mine mainly for swimming too, have the South Downs right behind my house for walking on ![]() | |||
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"Only use mine for the pool. I run and cycle outside and have a weights bench in the loft conversion so I can avoid the posers in the gym itself. " Not sure I'd trust free weights in a loft ![]() | |||
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"I have trouble lifting my pint at the moment ![]() Ive told you before drink with the left wank with the right. That way you maintain bicep size symmetry | |||
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"I go to gym to achieve new heights. I am also starting new high carb/protein diet today ![]() ![]() ![]() Does it have peeled fruit in it. If so it counts as one of your 5 a day ![]() | |||
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"My gym's forgotten what I look like ![]() I don't think your gym will ever forget what you both look like ![]() | |||
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"My gym's forgotten what I look like ![]() ![]() Not the guy no,woman however...that's my New Years solution to make friends with my gym again ![]() | |||
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"My gym's forgotten what I look like ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm sure your gym will love you as much as you hate it soon hehe your both in great shape btw | |||
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"I go to the gym to get my small ass fit and to perv at the trainer ... " Fab gym needed | |||
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"I can't wait to get back to reality in January. I've had a lovely break but I am losing my sanity a little and my abs a lot!! Eve. x" Those abs will take more then a turkey beating to go | |||
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"I have tried going to the gym, both when in shape and not. When I was in shape it bored the he'll out of me, when I was out of shape I hated the sniggering and sly comments." Hence why I train outside or at home ![]() | |||
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"I put off going to the gym because I'm too busy wanking ![]() That reminds me, I should have a wank. | |||
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