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"UV torch light (400+ reviews, 5 star rating)
Very first question of Q&A section
Does it detect cum stains...  "
A: Yes you can but only in a female sample due to the oestrogen content found within. This is an excellent way of finding out whether that special lady in your life is actually achieving orgasm or whether she is faking it to make you feel more like a man. For best results, keep close to hand during the love making process and in the final throws of passion as she screams out your name and claws at your skin with her nails.... grab the Vansky PET UltraViolet Torch and switch it on under the covers et voilà....... you will know whether you have been successful in your attempts to be a real man. Also great for growing a beard |
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