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The Forum Christmas Party - Virtual Version

By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

So I'm thinking we need a fun and friendly Christmas Party here

We'll need to work out what we'll need, who will do the jobs and then see if anyone cops off with each other once everything is set up

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

We'll need a Christmas tree for definite and it can be real or fake. Of if it will cause argument we'll have one of each.

I think they should be at least 8' tall?

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

Tables all set out prettily?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i'll bring the tinsel

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'll bring the mistletoe.

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"We'll need a Christmas tree for definite and it can be real or fake. Of if it will cause argument we'll have one of each.

I think they should be at least 8' tall?

How girthy?

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"i'll bring the tinsel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooooh I'll come, I'll take whatever job you give me

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"I'll bring the mistletoe.

Do we need that with swingers?

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"We'll need a Christmas tree for definite and it can be real or fake. Of if it will cause argument we'll have one of each.

I think they should be at least 8' tall?

How girthy?

I have no idea but I don't worry about girth, or length. Just height

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I'll bring the mistletoe.

Do we need that with swingers?

I need all the help I can get copping off.

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By *onhorMan over a year ago

here

I'll serve drinks. Means I can flirt with everyone.

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Ooooh I'll come, I'll take whatever job you give me

Paper chains? In red and gold?

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"I'll bring the mistletoe.

Do we need that with swingers?

I need all the help I can get copping off."

Oh, bring some then

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I can help with the finger buffet and I have a spare tree

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

I shall bring mince pies and mulled wine.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. MOORLANDS & BARMOUTH.

I'll bring some booze xxxxx Suzi

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"I'll serve drinks. Means I can flirt with everyone.

Clever, I'll serve canapés for same reason

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By *onhorMan over a year ago

here

"I can help with the finger buffet and I have a spare tree

What can I get you to drink?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will bring the alcohol

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"I can help with the finger buffet and I have a spare tree

Let's have several trees

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ill cook the dinner and do some carving

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll do the music

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can help with the finger buffet and I have a spare tree

Why does finger buffet sound rude when you say it LL?!

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"I shall bring mince pies and mulled wine.

Homemade?

We don't want any old out of date ones you know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ill cook the dinner and do some carving

its a party....we need a buffet!

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"I can help with the finger buffet and I have a spare tree

Why does finger buffet sound rude when you say it LL?!

Because we're on here and finger is now a naughty word?

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. MOORLANDS & BARMOUTH.

"Ooooh I'll come, I'll take whatever job you give me

Paper chains? In red and gold?"

Instead of paper chains, can we not have fluffy pink handcuffs

xxxxx Suzi

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"ill cook the dinner and do some carving

its a party....we need a buffet!"

He can handle dinner for all of us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooooh I'll come, I'll take whatever job you give me

Paper chains? In red and gold?"

Well you know I don't mind a mind numbingly boring, relentless, time consuming chore and that I won't give up, so yes paperchain making sounds perfect!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll crank up the karaoke & organise the party games

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"We'll need a Christmas tree for definite and it can be real or fake. Of if it will cause argument we'll have one of each.

I think they should be at least 8' tall?

I only have Yeltsin (he's ma Yucca Tree) and I only sling a couple of baubles and a piece of tinsel over him every year and the job's a good 'un

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Ooooh I'll come, I'll take whatever job you give me

Paper chains? In red and gold?

Instead of paper chains, can we not have fluffy pink handcuffs

xxxxx Suzi "

All hooked together, brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

how about some cocktails too?

slippery nipples

a slow comfortable screw...

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"I shall bring mince pies and mulled wine.

Homemade?

We don't want any old out of date ones you know

Of course home made. How very dare you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ill cook the dinner and do some carving

its a party....we need a buffet!"

pre party dinner need to line the stomach before the alcohol

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By *onhorMan over a year ago

here

"I'll serve drinks. Means I can flirt with everyone.

Clever, I'll serve canapés for same reason

I'll keep my eyes peeled for long-haired guys for you.

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Ooooh I'll come, I'll take whatever job you give me

Paper chains? In red and gold?

Well you know I don't mind a mind numbingly boring, relentless, time consuming chore and that I won't give up, so yes paperchain making sounds perfect!

It won't be boring with the hot men around serving drinks and cooking dinner

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"I'll serve drinks. Means I can flirt with everyone.

Clever, I'll serve canapés for same reason

I'll keep my eyes peeled for long-haired guys for you.

Yes pleeeeaaase

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I can help with the finger buffet and I have a spare tree

Let's have several trees

My spare one isn't quite 8ft so it will have to go on a table. I'll have to sit on someone's shoulders to put the

on. I hope that dirtybastardfromhull or whatever he calls himself turns up!!

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"how about some cocktails too?

slippery nipples

a slow comfortable screw...

Oh yes and need to make up some Fab specials?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooooh I'll come, I'll take whatever job you give me

Paper chains? In red and gold?

Well you know I don't mind a mind numbingly boring, relentless, time consuming chore and that I won't give up, so yes paperchain making sounds perfect!

It won't be boring with the hot men around serving drinks and cooking dinner

Even better. And if it's simply interlocking handcuffs now, that's brilliant

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"I shall bring mince pies and mulled wine.

Homemade?

We don't want any old out of date ones you know

Of course home made. How very dare you.

Wrong thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

as long as theres some nice outfits to keep us manslaves occupied

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Ooooh I'll come, I'll take whatever job you give me

Paper chains? In red and gold?

Well you know I don't mind a mind numbingly boring, relentless, time consuming chore and that I won't give up, so yes paperchain making sounds perfect!

It won't be boring with the hot men around serving drinks and cooking dinner

Even better. And if it's simply interlocking handcuffs now, that's brilliant"

Does pink make a decent colour scheme? maybe some purple and silver?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"how about some cocktails too?

slippery nipples

a slow comfortable screw...

I make an awesome slippery nipple.

Vodka lime jelly shots too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i can make lovely welcome champagne cocktails!..and i have 2 massive light up pengiuns i can bring for the entrance!

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"as long as theres some nice outfits to keep us manslaves occupied

If you want an elf outfit I'll get you one

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I can help with the finger buffet and I have a spare tree

Why does finger buffet sound rude when you say it LL?!

Does it?

I bet Roxi has some brilliant party games up her sleeve

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooooh I'll come, I'll take whatever job you give me

Paper chains? In red and gold?

Well you know I don't mind a mind numbingly boring, relentless, time consuming chore and that I won't give up, so yes paperchain making sounds perfect!

It won't be boring with the hot men around serving drinks and cooking dinner

Even better. And if it's simply interlocking handcuffs now, that's brilliant

Does pink make a decent colour scheme? maybe some purple and silver?"

Okay, I'm on it. I'll get all over that love honey discount

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"how about some cocktails too?

slippery nipples

a slow comfortable screw...

I make an awesome slippery nipple.

Vodka lime jelly shots too

Oh yes, and I don't even drink

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"I shall bring mince pies and mulled wine.

Homemade?

We don't want any old out of date ones you know

Of course home made. How very dare you.

Wrong thread

Even the mulled wine will be home made.

Only the best.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"how about some cocktails too?

slippery nipples

a slow comfortable screw...

I make an awesome slippery nipple.

Vodka lime jelly shots too

ooh! i love slippery nipples!

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"i can make lovely welcome champagne cocktails!..and i have 2 massive light up pengiuns i can bring for the entrance!"

Penguins yeayyy.

Though someone has a penguin fetish on here so might need to guard them

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By *arteeneWoman over a year ago

aylesbury

Can I come

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"as long as theres some nice outfits to keep us manslaves occupied

If you want an elf outfit I'll get you one

an apron with a six pack on it will suffice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i can bring spray cream for cowboy blow jobs!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WE will be in charge of party games

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Okay, I'm on it. I'll get all over that love honey discount

Go direct to the wholesaler, we'll need a lot

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By *arteeneWoman over a year ago

aylesbury

"i can make lovely welcome champagne cocktails!..and i have 2 massive light up pengiuns i can bring for the entrance!

Penguins yeayyy.

Though someone has a penguin fetish on here so might need to guard them

"
that will be Rachael

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"I shall bring mince pies and mulled wine.

Homemade?

We don't want any old out of date ones you know

Of course home made. How very dare you.

Wrong thread

Even the mulled wine will be home made.

Only the best.

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i can bring spray cream for cowboy blow jobs!"

im intrigued

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Though someone has a penguin fetish on here so might need to guard them

that will be Rachael "

Ah yes

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By *onhorMan over a year ago

here

The champagne's on my tray.

Who wants me to give them one?

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Can I come "

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Clocking in for some copping off.

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"as long as theres some nice outfits to keep us manslaves occupied

If you want an elf outfit I'll get you one

an apron with a six pack on it will suffice

Oh ok Mr Hot Bod

Though remember a 6 pack doesn't always win the ladies over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i can make lovely welcome champagne cocktails!..and i have 2 massive light up pengiuns i can bring for the entrance!

Penguins yeayyy.

Though someone has a penguin fetish on here so might need to guard them

surely even moral-less swingers wouldnt steal pengiuns!!!

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"The champagne's on my tray.

Who wants me to give them one?

I'll have the tray please

(Need something to serve my mince pies on!).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The champagne's on my tray.

Who wants me to give them one?

I'd love you to give me one

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"i can bring spray cream for cowboy blow jobs!

im intrigued

Me too, though I can't eat dairy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"as long as theres some nice outfits to keep us manslaves occupied

If you want an elf outfit I'll get you one

an apron with a six pack on it will suffice

Oh ok Mr Hot Bod

Though remember a 6 pack doesn't always win the ladies over

dark fruit strongbow will suffice

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"The champagne's on my tray.

Who wants me to give them one?

Yes please

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By *loppsyWoman over a year ago

marlow

Count me in...... I'll bring the mulled wine x

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. MOORLANDS & BARMOUTH.

We need rude food too. Cock shaped Xmas cake, Boob shaped jellies with cherries on top for nipples. And cream, lots of squirty cream xxxxx

Suzi

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"i can make lovely welcome champagne cocktails!..and i have 2 massive light up pengiuns i can bring for the entrance!

Penguins yeayyy.

Though someone has a penguin fetish on here so might need to guard them

surely even moral-less swingers wouldnt steal pengiuns!!!"

I don't think she wanted to steal them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i can bring spray cream for cowboy blow jobs!

im intrigued

theyre not what youre hoping for..so dont bring a stetson!

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Count me in...... I'll bring the mulled wine x"

We'll need gallons so good several people are bringing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i can bring spray cream for cowboy blow jobs!

im intrigued

theyre not what youre hoping for..so dont bring a stetson!"

i hope for nothing just very intrigued

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

I'll errrr...... I'll get back to you on that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i can make lovely welcome champagne cocktails!..and i have 2 massive light up pengiuns i can bring for the entrance!

Penguins yeayyy.

Though someone has a penguin fetish on here so might need to guard them

surely even moral-less swingers wouldnt steal pengiuns!!!

I don't think she wanted to steal them

oh dear god! i dont even want to ask..penguins? really?

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"We need rude food too. Cock shaped Xmas cake, Boob shaped jellies with cherries on top for nipples. And cream, lots of squirty cream xxxxx

Suzi "

This is very true, who can rustle up enough of these for a massive party?

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By *onhorMan over a year ago

here

"The champagne's on my tray.

Who wants me to give them one?

I'll have the tray please

(Need something to serve my mince pies on!). "

I'll see if I can find a spare.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ive got bunting

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"I don't think she wanted to steal them

oh dear god! i dont even want to ask..penguins? really?"

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/580277

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By *onhorMan over a year ago

here

"The champagne's on my tray.

Who wants me to give them one?

I'd love you to give me one

I've popped another cork. On my way.

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"The champagne's on my tray.

Who wants me to give them one?

I'll have the tray please

(Need something to serve my mince pies on!).

I'll see if I can find a spare.

We've got as many as we need

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By *lla_maiWoman over a year ago

staffordshire

Ill bring xmas crackers, help start it off with a bang

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"ive got bunting "

Regular or Christmas?

Both is excellent

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

I'm in!

I'll be wearing my new Christmas outfit and organising the karaoke!

'Santa Baby' for me!

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Ill bring xmas crackers, help start it off with a bang

Of course, how could we forget

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By *onhorMan over a year ago

here

"The champagne's on my tray.

Who wants me to give them one?

Yes please

Swap you for one of your nibbles.

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"I'm in!

I'll be wearing my new Christmas outfit and organising the karaoke!

'Santa Baby' for me!

Well volunteered

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"The champagne's on my tray.

Who wants me to give them one?

Yes please

Swap you for one of your nibbles.

Oooerrr

Oh nibbles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there mistletoe and sexy people to kiss?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll make some desserts- thinking panna cotta for one- any other ideas?

Cheesecake maybe?

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Is there mistletoe and sexy people to kiss?

There's definitely mistletoe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there mistletoe and sexy people to kiss?

i dare say so ill be hiding in the kitchen out of the way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll bring the mistletoe.

Ah, here it is.

I'll bring the Brussel sprouts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there mistletoe and sexy people to kiss?

i dare say so ill be hiding in the kitchen out of the way

Halitosis?

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Don't forget the stuffing.

Someone's bound to want stuffing, right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll make some desserts- thinking panna cotta for one- any other ideas?

Cheesecake maybe?"

Baileys cheesecake

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"I'll make some desserts- thinking panna cotta for one- any other ideas?

Cheesecake maybe?"

Giant cheesecake or small ones like boobs. Idea stolen from above ^^^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i can make lovely welcome champagne cocktails!..and i have 2 massive light up pengiuns i can bring for the entrance!

Penguins yeayyy.

Though someone has a penguin fetish on here so might need to guard them

surely even moral-less swingers wouldnt steal pengiuns!!!"

Rachel would

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is there mistletoe and sexy people to kiss?

i dare say so ill be hiding in the kitchen out of the way

Halitosis?"

nah just getting d*unk while the vol au vents burn

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Is there mistletoe and sexy people to kiss?

i dare say so ill be hiding in the kitchen out of the way

You'll have helpers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll make some desserts- thinking panna cotta for one- any other ideas?

Cheesecake maybe?

Giant cheesecake or small ones like boobs. Idea stolen from above ^^^

And trifle!

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"I'll bring the Brussel sprouts."

If you must

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Don't forget the stuffing.

Someone's bound to want stuffing, right?

Lots I think

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't think she wanted to steal them

oh dear god! i dont even want to ask..penguins? really?

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/580277"

its xmas...is nothing sacred...!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll bring the Brussel sprouts.

If you must

I can chocolate coat them?

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"I'll make some desserts- thinking panna cotta for one- any other ideas?

Cheesecake maybe?

Giant cheesecake or small ones like boobs. Idea stolen from above ^^^

And trifle!

Ooo ooo I can do trifle

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"I'll bring the Brussel sprouts.

If you must

I can chocolate coat them?"

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By *eliz NelsonMan over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I will bring my guitar, I can sing Santa Baby really well

Juuuust the right key for me

Oh! and 'Have yourselves a very merry christmas' I can sing that as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't forget the stuffing.

Someone's bound to want stuffing, right?

Lots I think

Stuffing with sprouts is a lethal combination

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"I don't think she wanted to steal them

oh dear god! i dont even want to ask..penguins? really?

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/580277

its xmas...is nothing sacred...!!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

did anyone mention party poppers? or balloons (helium filled ones)

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"I will bring my guitar, I can sing Santa Baby really well

Juuuust the right key for me

Oh! and 'Have yourselves a very merry christmas' I can sing that as well"

At last, live music

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"did anyone mention party poppers? or balloons (helium filled ones)

Nope, are you volunteering?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll bring the Brussel sprouts.

If you must

I can chocolate coat them?

Ok, scrap the sprouts, I'll make a Christmas cake soaked in rum, brandy and sherry instead

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By *arksMan over a year ago

in the centre

Can there be vol-au-vents

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"did anyone mention party poppers? or balloons (helium filled ones)

top idea scotsman with helium is always a good party trick

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

I make a mean chocolate log.

I realise that leave me wide open for jokes but you know what I mean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ive got bunting

Regular or Christmas?

Both is excellent

handmade so can do either sort

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I will bring my guitar, I can sing Santa Baby really well

Juuuust the right key for me

Oh! and 'Have yourselves a very merry christmas' I can sing that as well"

Can we duet Little drummer boy/peace on Earth?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can there be vol-au-vents

nope sorry i burnt them whilst getting shit faced

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"I'll bring the Brussel sprouts.

If you must

I can chocolate coat them?

Ok, scrap the sprouts, I'll make a Christmas cake soaked in rum, brandy and sherry instead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I make a mean chocolate log.

I realise that leave me wide open for jokes but you know what I mean

That would be the sprouts and stuffing

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"ive got bunting

Regular or Christmas?

Both is excellent

handmade so can do either sort

Oh yes please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What about party games!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooh latecomer here! Anything left to do kinky?

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"I make a mean chocolate log.

I realise that leave me wide open for jokes but you know what I mean

That would be the sprouts and stuffing

Careful I'm laughing too much already over the burnt vol au vents

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"did anyone mention party poppers? or balloons (helium filled ones)

Nope, are you volunteering?

don't worry....its all in hand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I baked some apple pies and mince pies today but I used ready made pastry

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Ooh latecomer here! Anything left to do kinky?

Always, I'm sure we've not covered half of it yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I will bring my guitar, I can sing Santa Baby really well

Juuuust the right key for me

Oh! and 'Have yourselves a very merry christmas' I can sing that as well"

can you do a couple of elvis xmas songs?..love a bit of xmas elvis..i can bring my twisted sister xmas album too!

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Is the role of "snoring in the corner after a big lunch" filled yet?

#sticktowhatImgoodat

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"What about party games!?"

Someone above said they'd do that but I don't think we can have too many?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

could help me get up im so d*unk and high on helium. I cant get up

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Is the role of "snoring in the corner after a big lunch" filled yet?

#sticktowhatImgoodat"

It is now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oohh I know a good game we can play. It's called hide the sausage lol

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By *arksMan over a year ago

in the centre

"Can there be vol-au-vents

nope sorry i burnt them whilst getting shit faced

Bugger

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"could help me get up im so d*unk and high on helium. I cant get up

Doesn't the helium make you float?

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By *onhorMan over a year ago

here

"Ooh latecomer here! Anything left to do kinky?

Could you give me a hand with these drinks please? Too many people here to cope with on my own.

Champagne before you start?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

and as im d*unk i do a good rendition of the Pogues, anyone wanna be Kirsty McColl

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Oohh I know a good game we can play. It's called hide the sausage lol "

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"could help me get up im so d*unk and high on helium. I cant get up

Doesn't the helium make you float?"

if only

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By *onhorMan over a year ago

here

"Is the role of "snoring in the corner after a big lunch" filled yet?

#sticktowhatImgoodat"

Crack on.

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Ooh latecomer here! Anything left to do kinky?

Could you give me a hand with these drinks please? Too many people here to cope with on my own.

Champagne before you start?

Do the drinks have pretty little cocktail sticks and straws and stuff in them?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where's the bacon?

As opposed to wears the bacon- who says spelling and grammar isn't important!

Pig in a blanket anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's the theme?

Good old fashioned knees up?

Posh do all dressed up with poncy music?

A get d*unk and pass out affair, after kissing everyone in the room?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooh latecomer here! Anything left to do kinky?

Could you give me a hand with these drinks please? Too many people here to cope with on my own.

Champagne before you start?

Oooh yes please! Think I'm going to need it with all these deviants to serve

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO WEAR PEOPLE!!

It's important

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"I'm in!

I'll be wearing my new Christmas outfit and organising the karaoke!

'Santa Baby' for me!

Well volunteered

Thanks - but I'm going to need a sexy assistant - male or female - I'm very PC!

Any volunteers?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooh latecomer here! Anything left to do kinky?

Could you give me a hand with these drinks please? Too many people here to cope with on my own.

Champagne before you start?

Oooh yes please! Think I'm going to need it with all these deviants to serve

Deviants!!!!! where

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Where's the bacon?

As opposed to wears the bacon- who says spelling and grammar isn't important!

Pig in a blanket anyone?

Oh yes, love them

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By *onhorMan over a year ago

here

"Ooh latecomer here! Anything left to do kinky?

Could you give me a hand with these drinks please? Too many people here to cope with on my own.

Champagne before you start?

Do the drinks have pretty little cocktail sticks and straws and stuff in them?"

I'll get the advocaat and make some snowballs, tart them up eighties style.

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"What's the theme?

Good old fashioned knees up?

Posh do all dressed up with poncy music?

A get d*unk and pass out affair, after kissing everyone in the room? "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO WEAR PEOPLE!!

It's important

A smile?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO WEAR PEOPLE!!

It's important

not much...but with tinsel!

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"I NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO WEAR PEOPLE!!

It's important

Ah yes, something festive but sexy will do

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"I'm in!

I'll be wearing my new Christmas outfit and organising the karaoke!

'Santa Baby' for me!

Well volunteered

Thanks - but I'm going to need a sexy assistant - male or female - I'm very PC!

Any volunteers?

Good to have the right staff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

suit with tinsel and santa hat for me then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooh latecomer here! Anything left to do kinky?

Could you give me a hand with these drinks please? Too many people here to cope with on my own.

Champagne before you start?

Do the drinks have pretty little cocktail sticks and straws and stuff in them?

I'll get the advocaat and make some snowballs, tart them up eighties style.

well if youre going go retro, i might do some brandy and babaychams!

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By *onhorMan over a year ago

here

"Ooh latecomer here! Anything left to do kinky?

Could you give me a hand with these drinks please? Too many people here to cope with on my own.

Champagne before you start?

Oooh yes please! Think I'm going to need it with all these deviants to serve

Once you're done with the deviants I'll meet you back behind my bar.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What about party games!?"

I've got some in mind, one involves a lot of blowing & nimble fingers.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO WEAR PEOPLE!!

It's important

A smile?

Naked Christmas party, I like it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What about party games!?

I've got some in mind, one involves a lot of blowing & nimble fingers.....

Oooh do tell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What about party games!?

I've got some in mind, one involves a lot of blowing & nimble fingers.....

I don't have nimble fingers any more

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

"Ooh latecomer here! Anything left to do kinky?

Could you give me a hand with these drinks please? Too many people here to cope with on my own.

Champagne before you start?

Do the drinks have pretty little cocktail sticks and straws and stuff in them?

I'll get the advocaat and make some snowballs, tart them up eighties style.

well if youre going go retro, i might do some brandy and babaychams!"

Cherry brandy and Blue Bols

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What about party games!?

I've got some in mind, one involves a lot of blowing & nimble fingers.....

Oooh do tell

It's a trick. She wants her balloons blown up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmmmm OK, Mrs will make mince pies and have a dance and flirt with everyone.

I'll sit in the corner and drink all the Baileys as I divn't like Xmas.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What about party games!?

I've got some in mind, one involves a lot of blowing & nimble fingers.....

Oooh do tell

It's a trick. She wants her balloons blown up

I'm in

I have helium

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Include me too haha

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By *lla_maiWoman over a year ago

staffordshire

"I'm in!

I'll be wearing my new Christmas outfit and organising the karaoke!

'Santa Baby' for me!

Well volunteered

Thanks - but I'm going to need a assistant - male or female - I'm very PC!

Any volunteers?

as long as it doesnt require me singing (party would end as everyone runs for cover). Happy to take note of what everyone wants to sing though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Include me too haha "

yes! you can wrap a whole string of fairy lights round your longdong!

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By *onny MCMan over a year ago

Crawley

"I'll serve drinks. Means I can flirt with everyone.

Clever, I'll serve canapés for same reason

I'll keep my eyes peeled for long-haired guys for you.

Yes pleeeeaaase

Didn't realise you had a thing for long haired guys.

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By *inky-Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Grantham

Here we go again...

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