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Is it too much to ask?
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over a year ago
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Now I stop to think, I reckon I'd rather have some hot sex than spend the day painting (again). Who's stooped idea was it to decorate the entire house when I hate decorating  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now I stop to think, I reckon I'd rather have some hot sex than spend the day painting (again). Who's stooped idea was it to decorate the entire house when I hate decorating "
When are the men in white coats coming? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Now I stop to think, I reckon I'd rather have some hot sex than spend the day painting (again). Who's stooped idea was it to decorate the entire house when I hate decorating "
Daft bugger  |
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"Now I stop to think, I reckon I'd rather have some hot sex than spend the day painting (again). Who's stooped idea was it to decorate the entire house when I hate decorating
When are the men in white coats coming?"
I thought decorators used boiler suits  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Now I stop to think, I reckon I'd rather have some hot sex than spend the day painting (again). Who's stooped idea was it to decorate the entire house when I hate decorating
Daft bugger "
I blame it on the wife, she encouraged me to not stop after the bedroom was finished |
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"For some hot filthy sex  "
I'd LOVE some - but I don't have the time!  this close to Christmas I always feel like the white rabbit running around with a pocket watch shouting 'I'm late! I'm late!'
Not a good look!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For some hot filthy sex
I'd LOVE some - but I don't have the time! this close to Christmas I always feel like the white rabbit running around with a pocket watch shouting 'I'm late! I'm late!'
Not a good look!! "
you look hot in red |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For some hot filthy sex
I'd LOVE some - but I don't have the time! this close to Christmas I always feel like the white rabbit running around with a pocket watch shouting 'I'm late! I'm late!'
Not a good look!! "
Do you need someone with magic fingers to help you out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For some hot filthy sex
Already on it people.bHot, filthy sex all night.
Think I need to ring in sick at work
La la la!
Done... I'm off the hook... Right, more filthy sex  "
Dammit!! Not jealous at all!  I'm self employed and I can't get my barsteward boss to give me the day off!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For some hot filthy sex
Already on it people.bHot, filthy sex all night.
Think I need to ring in sick at work
La la la!
Done... I'm off the hook... Right, more filthy sex "
Show off |
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"For some hot filthy sex
Already on it people.bHot, filthy sex all night.
Think I need to ring in sick at work
La la la!
Done... I'm off the hook... Right, more filthy sex
Show off"
I'm gonna ache later |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For some hot filthy sex
Already on it people.bHot, filthy sex all night.
Think I need to ring in sick at work
La la la!
Done... I'm off the hook... Right, more filthy sex
Show off
I'm gonna ache later "
A nice long bath will help. |
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"For some hot filthy sex
Already on it people.bHot, filthy sex all night.
Think I need to ring in sick at work
La la la!
Done... I'm off the hook... Right, more filthy sex
Dammit!! Not jealous at all! I'm self employed and I can't get my barsteward boss to give me the day off!! "
Want me to ask him? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For some hot filthy sex
Already on it people.bHot, filthy sex all night.
Think I need to ring in sick at work
La la la!
Done... I'm off the hook... Right, more filthy sex
Dammit!! Not jealous at all! I'm self employed and I can't get my barsteward boss to give me the day off!!
Want me to ask him? "
Have a word with the stingy bugger would you, Miss H? Maybe if I graft real hard this week he'll let me have a day off next week |
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"For some hot filthy sex
Already on it people.bHot, filthy sex all night.
Think I need to ring in sick at work
La la la!
Done... I'm off the hook... Right, more filthy sex
Dammit!! Not jealous at all! I'm self employed and I can't get my barsteward boss to give me the day off!!
Want me to ask him?
Have a word with the stingy bugger would you, Miss H? Maybe if I graft real hard this week he'll let me have a day off next week "
I'll call him later and sweet talk him for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll definitely take some of that if anyone's offering
Expect to have a very full inbox within the next few minutes. X"
Pah!! Not a single offer of sex...filthy or otherwise...I'll get my coat!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll definitely take some of that if anyone's offering
Expect to have a very full inbox within the next few minutes. X
Pah!! Not a single offer of sex...filthy or otherwise...I'll get my coat!! "
Do you want a cup of tea? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll definitely take some of that if anyone's offering
Expect to have a very full inbox within the next few minutes. X
Pah!! Not a single offer of sex...filthy or otherwise...I'll get my coat!!
Do you want a cup of tea? "
Please...with a festive cupcake too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll definitely take some of that if anyone's offering
Expect to have a very full inbox within the next few minutes. X
Pah!! Not a single offer of sex...filthy or otherwise...I'll get my coat!!
Do you want a cup of tea?
Please...with a festive cupcake too! "
Show me your butt and you've got a deal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I'm glad everyone else is getting offers cos I haven't had one yet 
Have you asked?
I started the bloody thing "
Have you tried a cock pic? I hear it works. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well I'm glad everyone else is getting offers cos I haven't had one yet
Have you asked?
I started the bloody thing
Have you tried a cock pic? I hear it works. "
Does it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well I'm glad everyone else is getting offers cos I haven't had one yet
Have you asked?
I started the bloody thing
Nudge nudge wink wink "
Fancy getting down and dirty |
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"Well I'm glad everyone else is getting offers cos I haven't had one yet
Have you asked?
I started the bloody thing
Nudge nudge wink wink
Fancy getting down and dirty"
Are you planning on tripping me up in a muddy puddle?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I'm glad everyone else is getting offers cos I haven't had one yet
Have you asked?
I started the bloody thing "
I think your thread is broken PP...I've only been offered a cup of tea and someone to help carry my coat! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I'm glad everyone else is getting offers cos I haven't had one yet
Have you asked?
I started the bloody thing
I think your thread is broken PP...I've only been offered a cup of tea and someone to help carry my coat! "
Cups of tea are very important and coats can be heavy, think yourself lucky I'd love a brew |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I'm glad everyone else is getting offers cos I haven't had one yet
Have you asked?
I started the bloody thing
I think your thread is broken PP...I've only been offered a cup of tea and someone to help carry my coat! "
The tea was a shameless attempt to look at your butt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ffs, get your arse here, pp xxx
Be happy too
Hello...
Well hello... 
I'm Lisa...
*flutters eyelashes shamelessly..."
Hi Lisa I'm corgi-Dave your friendly plumber and yes I do do 'I'm here to service your boiler' calls |
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"Well I'm glad everyone else is getting offers cos I haven't had one yet
Have you asked?
I started the bloody thing
I think your thread is broken PP...I've only been offered a cup of tea and someone to help carry my coat! "
Alright darlin, fancy a good licking? |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Ffs, get your arse here, pp xxx
Be happy too
Hello...
Well hello...
I'm Lisa...
*flutters eyelashes shamelessly...
Hi Lisa I'm corgi-Dave your friendly plumber and yes I do do 'I'm here to service your boiler' calls "
Cliché! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ffs, get your arse here, pp xxx
Be happy too
Hello...
Well hello...
I'm Lisa...
*flutters eyelashes shamelessly...
Hi Lisa I'm corgi-Dave your friendly plumber and yes I do do 'I'm here to service your boiler' calls
Cliché!"
Just a little |
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