Oooh I could.....

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

...just murder a Bacon Roll right about now.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Too late. I just murdered it..... and it's friend

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bacon bap with brown sauce

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Crush a grape

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rip up a tissue

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have another play

By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Crush a grape "

Was the first thing I thought on seeing the post title too!!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And after this thread

Now having a bacon sandwich

As I was hungry

By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"...just murder a Bacon Roll right about now."

Crush a grape!!

By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

Totally go for some sex right now

By *lue NarwhalMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I recently murdered a "hog dog" at the Rose pub not too far from you Op...it was very very good with a pint of local beer..