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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I don't use a tool but I do sort of use my hands to take of the excess water before I step out. 
That's what I meant.
Just run your hand over arms legs etc. to take off exess water."
No squeegie involved at all then? I'm disappointed.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I lay a dozen fluffy towels on the floor and have a roll about. "
 I may have had too much to drink today as that image has me chortling. I can imagine Hillary looking on and just shaking her head at you.
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"I lay a dozen fluffy towels on the floor and have a roll about.
I may have had too much to drink today as that image has me chortling. I can imagine Hillary looking on and just shaking her head at you.
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That's more or less what happens. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The butler pats me down with the finest Egyptian Cotten towels before dressing me in the fluffiest dressing gown in the land.
I then flip him a copper or two and proceed to the gallery to sit bedside the fire to finish drying  |
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By *ysnomia OP Man
over a year ago
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"I don't use a tool but I do sort of use my hands to take of the excess water before I step out.
That's what I meant.
Just run your hand over arms legs etc. to take off exess water.
No squeegie involved at all then? I'm disappointed.
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Have toys if you need.  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I don't use a tool but I do sort of use my hands to take of the excess water before I step out.
That's what I meant.
Just run your hand over arms legs etc. to take off exess water.
No squeegie involved at all then? I'm disappointed.
Have toys if you need. "
Are the items on the shelves alphabetised?
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"I don't use a tool but I do sort of use my hands to take of the excess water before I step out.
Same here. "
Another one here as well.
I was in the jacuzzi outside earlier and left the area good and dry afterwards - I'm too house trained or something  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I step out ...get everywhere wet and dry off with a fluffy towel
And tidy up mess after  "
You mean you don't have a guard of men to rub yourself dry on? I'm all disappointed now.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The butler pats me down with the finest Egyptian Cotten towels before dressing me in the fluffiest dressing gown in the land.
I then flip him a copper or two and proceed to the gallery to sit bedside the fire to finish drying "
No I dont  |
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By *ysnomia OP Man
over a year ago
Preston |
"Are the items on the shelves alphabetised?
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I'm a guy, so there are only three things on the side of the shower, bodywash, a scrunchy-thing, and some (nice smelling handmade) soap. So probably. |
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"The butler pats me down with the finest Egyptian Cotten towels before dressing me in the fluffiest dressing gown in the land.
I then flip him a copper or two and proceed to the gallery to sit bedside the fire to finish drying
No I dont "
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By *ysnomia OP Man
over a year ago
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"Does anyone else squeejie ( probably not spelling it right) themselves before getting out of the bath/shower?
Is squeejie northern slang for wank ?!  "
Lol, no, thats either during the shower, or later whist drying towel clad on the bed, and occasionally with someone to help.  |
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By *ysnomia OP Man
over a year ago
Preston |
"I get a really hot guy to lick me clean. Of course then I need another shower.
But then he gets to lick me clean again.
He seems to be getting tired. I might need a replacement at some point."
I could always show you the squeegee method, and lick you afterwards. |
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