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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Damn.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nope, fret not - I'm still here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

HIM?!

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman  over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Who now???

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

That happens in my inbox all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

HIM?!"

Surely, not him

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Who now??? "

Diamond Joe!

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple  over a year ago

Halifax

Someone else?

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman  over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)


"Who now???

Diamond Joe! "

Blimey!!

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By *ouple4biMMFCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham

Oh well . Ok who?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

HIM?!

Surely, not him "

It was him. Trust me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It will take one week until they can post.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

TBH I'm not surprised

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Who now???

Diamond Joe!

Blimey!! "

He's still around.

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Who now???

Diamond Joe!

Blimey!!

He's still around."

Back again already?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There's a guy who goes unlos almost daily once he's sent a message,then signs in with the same Christian name and surname followed by a number. Think he's on 17 now?.

I just don't get it?.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry. It's the UNLOS curse of MrsMac. I accept the blame.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

For fear of sounding like an idiot.. can someone explain the term UNLOS to me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

No. not him. Or him.

HIM!

The funny one with the funny pictures and profile.

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"For fear of sounding like an idiot.. can someone explain the term UNLOS to me? "
user no longer on site

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For fear of sounding like an idiot.. can someone explain the term UNLOS to me? user no longer on site "

These acronyms will be the death of me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"For fear of sounding like an idiot.. can someone explain the term UNLOS to me? user no longer on site

These acronyms will be the death of me "

Stop it. That makes you sound like an idiot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Has he ,oh not again he will be back

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple  over a year ago

Halifax

So who was it?

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For fear of sounding like an idiot.. can someone explain the term UNLOS to me? "

user no longer on site

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Who now???

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

We're talking proper dyed in the cloth forumite here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

OK who this time ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Do you promise not to be too upset?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Who now???

Diamond Joe! "

Nope. He is definitely still here.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Do you promise not to be too upset? "

Well I promise. I can't speak for the rest of the wimps.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Do you want a bit longer?

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Do you promise not to be too upset? "

I think I can hold in the grief.

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By *ouple4biMMFCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"We're talking proper dyed in the cloth forumite here. "

Spit it out...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Markoh.

He gone

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Do you want a bit longer? "

No. Christ Sake Rachael. Im not getting any younger....... C'mon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are you talking about Markoh?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Markoh.

He gone "

Yeah...... we know.

He left a thread.

You nana..... x x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Markoh.

He gone "

Oh yeah, we know

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Are you talking about Markoh?"

She is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Markoh.

He gone "

No fucking way!?! Too bad he didn't start a leaving thread or something...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Markoh.

He gone "

He left a goodbye thread

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple  over a year ago

Halifax

He did a goodbye thread and sent messages .

Miss

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Markoh.

He gone "

Pah! Old news! Keep up!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Markoh.

He gone

Oh yeah, we know "

you could have been more gentle with that Ruby

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By *ouple4biMMFCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Markoh.

He gone "

Have you been asleep?!

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Are you talking about Markoh?"

He's gone again? We need a revolving door on this website.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Markoh.

He gone

Oh yeah, we know

you could have been more gentle with that Ruby "

Meh, I was more sensitive than DirtyGirl

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Markoh.

He gone

No fucking way!?! Too bad he didn't start a leaving thread or something..."

You pretend so well .........

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Markoh.

He gone

Oh yeah, we know

you could have been more gentle with that Ruby

Meh, I was more sensitive than DirtyGirl "

Pfffffffft goes without sayin'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Markoh.

He gone "

we know

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean

See Rachael, this is why your newspaper business went bust.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Markoh.

He gone

Have you been asleep?! "

I've been. Shopping!

I did have a look to see if there was a thread.

He messaged me but we all know how messages can get lost in amongst all the others.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"See Rachael, this is why your newspaper business went bust. "

I'm crap at this. I was trying to be all caring and stuff

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By *mmmMaybeCouple  over a year ago

West Wales


"Markoh.

He gone "

Ffs Get with the programme! Any slower and the next one will be back before you post that they've gone!

;-)

S

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"See Rachael, this is why your newspaper business went bust.

I'm crap at this. I was trying to be all caring and stuff "

You are caring ! Everyone knows that xx

This one just scabbed over before you brought the plaster that's all.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wait...

Markoh left?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I jest.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good riddance...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good riddance..."

That's great - be rude to someone while they can't defend themself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good riddance..."

Oooo you evil man. Slapped bottom.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So what's the goodbye thread? I'll read the book of condolence and catch up.

Did he say why he was abandoning me?

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By *irkby coupleCouple  over a year ago

Kirkby

What is unlos?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Didn't even buy me the penguin he promised me.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Good riddance..."

I think you and he are one and the same.

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By *lanemikeMan  over a year ago

Bolton

Unlos....???

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"So what's the goodbye thread? I'll read the book of condolence and catch up.

Did he say why he was abandoning me?

"

It's called.

It's time to say goodbye

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good riddance...

That's great - be rude to someone while they can't defend themself.

"

Why's it rude. It's a statement.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"What is unlos? "

User No Longer On Site

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've got 3 unlos in my inbox I know one is you you know who the other 2 I have no idea

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Good riddance...

That's great - be rude to someone while they can't defend themself.

Why's it rude. It's a statement. "

It's a negative statement - made to demean another.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman  over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Is there a game of competitive unlosing being played that I'm not aware of? I can unlos better than you, no I'm going to out-unlos you back and all that palaver

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good riddance...

I think you and he are one and the same. "

Nope. Unique moi

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Good riddance...

I think you and he are one and the same. Nope. Unique moi"

Oh send in the clones.

Nah. You're not.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good riddance...

That's great - be rude to someone while they can't defend themself.

Why's it rude. It's a statement. "

The two aren't mutually exclusive

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Is there a game of competitive unlosing being played that I'm not aware of? I can unlos better than you, no I'm going to out-unlos you back and all that palaver "

Is Palaver sea bread ?

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By *ouple4biMMFCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"I jest."

Well you do seem to be a little behind with who has left

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I jest.

Well you do seem to be a little behind with who has left"

I skip doing squats.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good riddance...

I think you and he are one and the same. Nope. Unique moi

Oh send in the clones.

Nah. You're not. "

Oh yes I am.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Popping off to read thread....

makes a change from saying I'm off for a poo

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Good riddance...

I think you and he are one and the same. Nope. Unique moi

Oh send in the clones.

Nah. You're not. Oh yes I am....."

I love Panto. Is that you Widow Twanky ?

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Markoh.

He gone

Oh yeah, we know

you could have been more gentle with that Ruby

Meh, I was more sensitive than DirtyGirl

Pfffffffft goes without sayin' "

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol


"Good riddance...

I think you and he are one and the same. Nope. Unique moi"

Really? I'm sure I've seen that silhouette before. On female profiles as well; it's a unisex avatar.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Good riddance...

I think you and he are one and the same. Nope. Unique moi

Really? I'm sure I've seen that silhouette before. On female profiles as well; it's a unisex avatar."

Are you sayin' what I think you're sayin'

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol


"Good riddance...

I think you and he are one and the same. Nope. Unique moi

Really? I'm sure I've seen that silhouette before. On female profiles as well; it's a unisex avatar.

Are you sayin' what I think you're sayin'"

I don't know. I can't be trusted.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good riddance...

I think you and he are one and the same. Nope. Unique moi

Really? I'm sure I've seen that silhouette before. On female profiles as well; it's a unisex avatar."

Humour I detect. I like...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Good riddance...

I think you and he are one and the same. Nope. Unique moi

Really? I'm sure I've seen that silhouette before. On female profiles as well; it's a unisex avatar. Humour I detect. I like..."

It wasn't even funny. You were looking at her boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good riddance...

I think you and he are one and the same. Nope. Unique moi

Really? I'm sure I've seen that silhouette before. On female profiles as well; it's a unisex avatar. Humour I detect. I like...

It wasn't even funny. You were looking at her boobs. "

Now play nice. It was funny. And obviously I checked boobs out. Again....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I didn't get a mug either

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By *eliz NelsonMan  over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Damn! Markoh and myself had a cunning plan to start a 'photograph your fridge contents to prove you are a single man!'

Markoh had a lump of cheese in his at the time...I felt a fake with 5 contents, but two ibcluded milk and wine (one of my 5 a day!)

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By *eliz NelsonMan  over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

included

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham

Well I'm sad about it

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple  over a year ago

Halifax


"Good riddance..."

Well the majority liked him. Shame it isnt you that is unlos with all your negative posts.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good riddance...

Well the majority liked him. Shame it isnt you that is unlos with all your negative posts."

Tut tut...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Damn! Markoh and myself had a cunning plan to start a 'photograph your fridge contents to prove you are a single man!'

Markoh had a lump of cheese in his at the time...I felt a fake with 5 contents, but two ibcluded milk and wine (one of my 5 a day!)"

That's a great idea I suspect my fridge might out me as a secret single man too though

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple  over a year ago

Halifax


"Good riddance...

Well the majority liked him. Shame it isnt you that is unlos with all your negative posts. Tut tut... "

Well after your mundane daily knicker threads it wouldnt be a sad loss to be honest. Jack.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good riddance...

Well the majority liked him. Shame it isnt you that is unlos with all your negative posts. Tut tut...

Well after your mundane daily knicker threads it wouldnt be a sad loss to be honest. Jack."

1. Didn't have to engage

2. Very negative....

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple  over a year ago

Halifax


"Good riddance...

Well the majority liked him. Shame it isnt you that is unlos with all your negative posts. Tut tut...

Well after your mundane daily knicker threads it wouldnt be a sad loss to be honest. Jack. 1. Didn't have to engage

2. Very negative...."

Yeah true. My bad. Had any meets lately?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good riddance...

Well the majority liked him. Shame it isnt you that is unlos with all your negative posts. Tut tut...

Well after your mundane daily knicker threads it wouldnt be a sad loss to be honest. Jack. 1. Didn't have to engage

2. Very negative....

Yeah true. My bad. Had any meets lately? "

Oooooo. Cutting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good riddance...

Well the majority liked him. Shame it isnt you that is unlos with all your negative posts. Tut tut...

Well after your mundane daily knicker threads it wouldnt be a sad loss to be honest. Jack. 1. Didn't have to engage

2. Very negative....

Yeah true. My bad. Had any meets lately?

Oooooo. Cutting "

Far from cutting. Immature resonates I'd say....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good riddance...

Well the majority liked him. Shame it isnt you that is unlos with all your negative posts. Tut tut...

Well after your mundane daily knicker threads it wouldnt be a sad loss to be honest. Jack. 1. Didn't have to engage

2. Very negative....

Yeah true. My bad. Had any meets lately?

Oooooo. Cutting Far from cutting. Immature resonates I'd say...."

Hey Jack, ignore it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good riddance...

Well the majority liked him. Shame it isnt you that is unlos with all your negative posts. Tut tut...

Well after your mundane daily knicker threads it wouldnt be a sad loss to be honest. Jack. 1. Didn't have to engage

2. Very negative....

Yeah true. My bad. Had any meets lately?

Oooooo. Cutting Far from cutting. Immature resonates I'd say....

Hey Jack, ignore it. "

If read thread Jacks instigated it. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good riddance...

Well the majority liked him. Shame it isnt you that is unlos with all your negative posts. Tut tut...

Well after your mundane daily knicker threads it wouldnt be a sad loss to be honest. Jack. 1. Didn't have to engage

2. Very negative....

Yeah true. My bad. Had any meets lately?

Oooooo. Cutting Far from cutting. Immature resonates I'd say....

Hey Jack, ignore it. If read thread Jacks instigated it. Lol"

------@----@-----

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Damn! Markoh and myself had a cunning plan to start a 'photograph your fridge contents to prove you are a single man!'

Markoh had a lump of cheese in his at the time...I felt a fake with 5 contents, but two ibcluded milk and wine (one of my 5 a day!)

That's a great idea I suspect my fridge might out me as a secret single man too though "

Me too! I have beer and eggs. The eggs may now be out of date though

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good riddance...

Well the majority liked him. Shame it isnt you that is unlos with all your negative posts. Tut tut...

Well after your mundane daily knicker threads it wouldnt be a sad loss to be honest. Jack. 1. Didn't have to engage

2. Very negative....

Yeah true. My bad. Had any meets lately?

Oooooo. Cutting Far from cutting. Immature resonates I'd say...."

Sshhh. Just content yourself with your smacked botty. I don't offer that to many

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Damn! Markoh and myself had a cunning plan to start a 'photograph your fridge contents to prove you are a single man!'

Markoh had a lump of cheese in his at the time...I felt a fake with 5 contents, but two ibcluded milk and wine (one of my 5 a day!)

That's a great idea I suspect my fridge might out me as a secret single man too though

Me too! I have beer and eggs. The eggs may now be out of date though "

Ooooh you can put them in water and if they float or sink they're ok, I forget which though!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good riddance...

Well the majority liked him. Shame it isnt you that is unlos with all your negative posts. Tut tut...

Well after your mundane daily knicker threads it wouldnt be a sad loss to be honest. Jack. 1. Didn't have to engage

2. Very negative....

Yeah true. My bad. Had any meets lately?

Oooooo. Cutting Far from cutting. Immature resonates I'd say....

Sshhh. Just content yourself with your smacked botty. I don't offer that to many "

lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Damn! Markoh and myself had a cunning plan to start a 'photograph your fridge contents to prove you are a single man!'

Markoh had a lump of cheese in his at the time...I felt a fake with 5 contents, but two ibcluded milk and wine (one of my 5 a day!)

That's a great idea I suspect my fridge might out me as a secret single man too though

Me too! I have beer and eggs. The eggs may now be out of date though

Ooooh you can put them in water and if they float or sink they're ok, I forget which though!! "

Float. Don't eat floaty eggs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Damn! Markoh and myself had a cunning plan to start a 'photograph your fridge contents to prove you are a single man!'

Markoh had a lump of cheese in his at the time...I felt a fake with 5 contents, but two ibcluded milk and wine (one of my 5 a day!)

That's a great idea I suspect my fridge might out me as a secret single man too though

Me too! I have beer and eggs. The eggs may now be out of date though

Ooooh you can put them in water and if they float or sink they're ok, I forget which though!!

Float. Don't eat floaty eggs."

Yes!! Sinking good, floaty bad! Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Damn! Markoh and myself had a cunning plan to start a 'photograph your fridge contents to prove you are a single man!'

Markoh had a lump of cheese in his at the time...I felt a fake with 5 contents, but two ibcluded milk and wine (one of my 5 a day!)

That's a great idea I suspect my fridge might out me as a secret single man too though

Me too! I have beer and eggs. The eggs may now be out of date though

Ooooh you can put them in water and if they float or sink they're ok, I forget which though!!

Float. Don't eat floaty eggs.

Yes!! Sinking good, floaty bad! Thank you "

Haha I could never remember that either

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Damn! Markoh and myself had a cunning plan to start a 'photograph your fridge contents to prove you are a single man!'

Markoh had a lump of cheese in his at the time...I felt a fake with 5 contents, but two ibcluded milk and wine (one of my 5 a day!)

That's a great idea I suspect my fridge might out me as a secret single man too though

Me too! I have beer and eggs. The eggs may now be out of date though

Ooooh you can put them in water and if they float or sink they're ok, I forget which though!!

Float. Don't eat floaty eggs."

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By *anky_PankyWoman  over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Markoh.....

Top bloke who now informs me he is in bed naked!!

So don't worry folks, your favorite 'Greg Wallace with a sense of humour' is just fine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

there will be more in about 3 or 4 day s

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Damn! Markoh and myself had a cunning plan to start a 'photograph your fridge contents to prove you are a single man!'

Markoh had a lump of cheese in his at the time...I felt a fake with 5 contents, but two ibcluded milk and wine (one of my 5 a day!)

That's a great idea I suspect my fridge might out me as a secret single man too though

Me too! I have beer and eggs. The eggs may now be out of date though "

Do I win on account of having an urban fridge?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" 'Greg Wallace with a sense of humour'"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I didn't get a mug either "

I got one for Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I didn't get a mug either

I got one for Christmas."

hate you now

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'll email him my distain.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I didn't get a mug either

I got one for Christmas.

hate you now "

Sadface.

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By *ouple4biMMFCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Markoh.....

Top bloke who now informs me he is in bed naked!!

So don't worry folks, your favorite 'Greg Wallace with a sense of humour' is just fine "

Are you the official spokesperson for everyone that leaves?!

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.


"Markoh.....

Top bloke who now informs me he is in bed naked!!

So don't worry folks, your favorite 'Greg Wallace with a sense of humour' is just fine

Are you the official spokesperson for everyone that leaves?! "

It's a special gift keeping in touch with those on the other side.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Markoh.....

Top bloke who now informs me he is in bed naked!!

So don't worry folks, your favorite 'Greg Wallace with a sense of humour' is just fine

Are you the official spokesperson for everyone that leaves?!

It's a special gift keeping in touch with those on the other side."

He's dead?

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By *ouple4biMMFCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Markoh.....

Top bloke who now informs me he is in bed naked!!

So don't worry folks, your favorite 'Greg Wallace with a sense of humour' is just fine

Are you the official spokesperson for everyone that leaves?!

It's a special gift keeping in touch with those on the other side.

He's dead? "

He's dead to this world Rachael,dead to this world...

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By *ouple4biMMFCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Markoh.....

Top bloke who now informs me he is in bed naked!!

So don't worry folks, your favorite 'Greg Wallace with a sense of humour' is just fine

Are you the official spokesperson for everyone that leaves?!

It's a special gift keeping in touch with those on the other side."

I'm soooo glad I don't have that gift

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Markoh.....

Top bloke who now informs me he is in bed naked!!

So don't worry folks, your favorite 'Greg Wallace with a sense of humour' is just fine

Are you the official spokesperson for everyone that leaves?!

It's a special gift keeping in touch with those on the other side.

He's dead?

He's dead to this world Rachael,dead to this world..."

My little brain can't keep up.

Files nails to buy time

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By *anky_PankyWoman  over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Markoh.....

Top bloke who now informs me he is in bed naked!!

So don't worry folks, your favorite 'Greg Wallace with a sense of humour' is just fine

Are you the official spokesperson for everyone that leaves?!

It's a special gift keeping in touch with those on the other side.

He's dead?

He's dead to this world Rachael,dead to this world...

My little brain can't keep up.

Files nails to buy time "

I can assure everyone he is most certainly not dead!

And as for me - I guess I just know a lot of peeps!? Its not a bad thing

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By *anky_PankyWoman  over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I didn't get a mug either

I got one for Christmas.

hate you now "

You saw my mug - it even has its own fab pic!

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.


"Markoh.....

Top bloke who now informs me he is in bed naked!!

So don't worry folks, your favorite 'Greg Wallace with a sense of humour' is just fine

Are you the official spokesperson for everyone that leaves?!

It's a special gift keeping in touch with those on the other side.

He's dead?

He's dead to this world Rachael,dead to this world...

My little brain can't keep up.

Files nails to buy time

I can assure everyone he is most certainly not dead!

And as for me - I guess I just know a lot of peeps!? Its not a bad thing "

No, it's not. I find the epitaphs amusing, don't worry.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Markoh.....

Top bloke who now informs me he is in bed naked!!

So don't worry folks, your favorite 'Greg Wallace with a sense of humour' is just fine

Are you the official spokesperson for everyone that leaves?!

It's a special gift keeping in touch with those on the other side.

He's dead? "

Like Angie Bowie all over again

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By *ouple4biMMFCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Markoh.....

Top bloke who now informs me he is in bed naked!!

So don't worry folks, your favorite 'Greg Wallace with a sense of humour' is just fine

Are you the official spokesperson for everyone that leaves?!

It's a special gift keeping in touch with those on the other side.

He's dead?

Like Angie Bowie all over again "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Markoh.....

Top bloke who now informs me he is in bed naked!!

So don't worry folks, your favorite 'Greg Wallace with a sense of humour' is just fine

Are you the official spokesperson for everyone that leaves?!

It's a special gift keeping in touch with those on the other side.

He's dead?

Like Angie Bowie all over again "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I didn't get a mug either

I got one for Christmas.

hate you now

You saw my mug - it even has its own fab pic! "

Humph.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I didn't get a mug either

I got one for Christmas."

Did he remember to blank out your profile web address?

Mr ddc

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