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The late late nocturnal thread

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I hope you had a good weekend. But what are you up to now? Working? Twerking? Perving? Cheating? Lickin' your own flange? Or are you lurking? If you're a watcher of threads but you don't often post, join in. It's fun!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening

In bed .....and posting the odd comment here and there ...more there than here ..not licking my flange as I can't reach

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey!

About to watch 'Sneaky Pete' - it's good so far!

Quick perv on here first though

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By *ensualNorthantsMan over a year ago

Northampton

In london for a course...bored in a kings cross hotel....course tomorrow xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening

In bed .....and posting the odd comment here and there ...more there than here ..not licking my flange as I can't reach

I welcome odd comments here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey!

About to watch 'Sneaky Pete' - it's good so far!

Quick perv on here first though

Enjoy your screen time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening

In bed .....and posting the odd comment here and there ...more there than here ..not licking my flange as I can't reach

I welcome odd comments here. "

Or there

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By *innamon!Woman over a year ago

no matter

Evening.. I am off to bed shortly back to work tomorrow thank goodness , what a long weekend it has been.

Think I have forgotten how to speak.Lol its been three days since I spoke to anyone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still not home from work

Superbowl tonight though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In london for a course...bored in a kings cross hotel....course tomorrow xxx"

How can you be bored in London?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening

In bed .....and posting the odd comment here and there ...more there than here ..not licking my flange as I can't reach

I welcome odd comments here.

Or there "

Where?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening.. I am off to bed shortly back to work tomorrow thank goodness , what a long weekend it has been.

Think I have forgotten how to speak.Lol its been three days since I spoke to anyone.

Crikey, have a marvelous Monday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Still not home from work

Superbowl tonight though

Who's playing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening

In bed .....and posting the odd comment here and there ...more there than here ..not licking my flange as I can't reach

I welcome odd comments here.

Or there

Where?"

Here or there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Returned from a wonderful weekend with an old friend. Now watching Vikings whilst getting my uniform ready for work.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just watched Apple Tree Yard and about to hot foot it to bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening

In bed .....and posting the odd comment here and there ...more there than here ..not licking my flange as I can't reach

I welcome odd comments here.

Or there

Where?

Here or there "

Here, there and everywhere then. I think that's cleared that up.

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By *ensualNorthantsMan over a year ago

Northampton

"In london for a course...bored in a kings cross hotel....course tomorrow xxx

How can you be bored in London?"
coz im in kings cross alone in hotel...bored

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still not home from work

Superbowl tonight though

Who's playing?"

Patriots V falcons

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening

In bed .....and posting the odd comment here and there ...more there than here ..not licking my flange as I can't reach

I welcome odd comments here.

Or there

Where?

Here or there

Here, there and everywhere then. I think that's cleared that up."

Phew ... I'm glad it has ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just watched Apple Tree Yard and about to hot foot it to bed

Your feet are hot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Still not home from work

Superbowl tonight though

Who's playing?

Patriots V falcons

Never heard of 'em. But if you know what time Lady Gaga is performing, I'll tune in for that.

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By *emptd2Man over a year ago

BURGESS HILL

Chilling in bed, bingeing on the 100 whilst wolfing down a 16" Hawaiian pizza

God my life is boring.

Although saying that I am a lazy shit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In london for a course...bored in a kings cross hotel....course tomorrow xxx

How can you be bored in London? coz im in kings cross alone in hotel...bored"

Never mind, you've got a course to look forward to tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watching some random rubbish, in bed, cold feet, alone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still not home from work

Superbowl tonight though

Who's playing?

Patriots V falcons

Never heard of 'em. But if you know what time Lady Gaga is performing, I'll tune in for that."

Haha probably early hours, around 2?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Chilling in bed, bingeing on the 100 whilst wolfing down a 16" Hawaiian pizza

God my life is boring.

Although saying that I am a lazy shit."

16 inches, what a whopper!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Still not home from work

Superbowl tonight though

Who's playing?

Patriots V falcons

Never heard of 'em. But if you know what time Lady Gaga is performing, I'll tune in for that.

Haha probably early hours, around 2?"

Cool, I'll take a look. I'll support the Falcons 'cause I like their name. Go Falcons! USA USA USA.

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By *appy squirrelWoman over a year ago

Norwich

have been pampered by friends today and their child has forcefed me all day long I swear... now off to bed hopefully. if not- I am sure the usual suspects are on here later on

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Watching some random rubbish, in bed, cold feet, alone. "

You're watching Cold Feet all by yourself.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Watching some random rubbish, in bed, cold feet, alone. "

You need a hot water bottle!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"have been pampered by friends today and their child has forcefed me all day long I swear... now off to bed hopefully. if not- I am sure the usual suspects are on here later on

You sound like a _appy squirrel.

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By *ensualNorthantsMan over a year ago

Northampton

"In london for a course...bored in a kings cross hotel....course tomorrow xxx

How can you be bored in London? coz im in kings cross alone in hotel...bored

Never mind, you've got a course to look forward to tomorrow."
yay

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In london for a course...bored in a kings cross hotel....course tomorrow xxx

How can you be bored in London? coz im in kings cross alone in hotel...bored

Never mind, you've got a course to look forward to tomorrow. yay"

That's the spirit.

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By *emptd2Man over a year ago

BURGESS HILL

"Chilling in bed, bingeing on the 100 whilst wolfing down a 16" Hawaiian pizza

God my life is boring.

Although saying that I am a lazy shit.

16 inches, what a whopper!"

You're welcome to the leftovers but there will be none. I'm finishing something today.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hiya Jim! How have you been?

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

bounces in slaps jims arse you know what for young man xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm laying in bed, feeling ill.

I'm not expecting sympathy; I know nobody cares

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hiya Jim! How have you been?"

Hey Courtney, I only have to hit c, and predictive text comes up with Courtney. I'm good, thanks for asking. How are you?

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Hello Jim

You need to sort out some consistency with the times you post these threads. It's a head fuck. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm laying in bed, feeling ill.

I'm not expecting sympathy; I know nobody cares

Your local undertaker does.

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By *ensualNorthantsMan over a year ago

Northampton

"In london for a course...bored in a kings cross hotel....course tomorrow xxx

How can you be bored in London? coz im in kings cross alone in hotel...bored

Never mind, you've got a course to look forward to tomorrow. yay

That's the spirit."
lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Jim

You need to sort out some consistency with the times you post these threads. It's a head fuck. How are you?"

Sorry, I'll work on my consistency. I don't like to fuck heads. I'm good thanks, I had some bacon sandwiches and listened to some Lana Del Rey. How are you Meli?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

good evening. i am laying on sofa in my fluffy dressing gown watching nip tuck on dvd x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm laying in bed, feeling ill.

I'm not expecting sympathy; I know nobody cares

I care, I care deeply, but about other things

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"bounces in slaps jims arse you know what for young man xxx"

I just wanted my arse slapping.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"good evening. i am laying on sofa in my fluffy dressing gown watching nip tuck on dvd x"
ust lurking and chilling peeps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Listening to music and perving and posting...Love multitasking

Madame B

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"good evening. i am laying on sofa in my fluffy dressing gown watching nip tuck on dvd x"

Good evening, enjoy your nip tuck.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Jim

You need to sort out some consistency with the times you post these threads. It's a head fuck. How are you?

Sorry, I'll work on my consistency. I don't like to fuck heads. I'm good thanks, I had some bacon sandwiches and listened to some Lana Del Rey. How are you Meli?"

Taste

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hiya Jim! How have you been?

Hey Courtney, I only have to hit c, and predictive text comes up with Courtney. I'm good, thanks for asking. How are you?"

I'm actually quite honored

I'm doing well. I'm hoping to actually sleep tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm laying in bed, feeling ill.

I'm not expecting sympathy; I know nobody cares

Your local undertaker does."

I'm being buried in my back garden, just to spite them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Listening to music and perving and posting...Love multitasking

Madame B"

Nice work Madame!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Sorry, I'll work on my consistency. I don't like to fuck heads. I'm good thanks, I had some bacon sandwiches and listened to some Lana Del Rey. How are you Meli?"

What do you like to fuck?

Oh, that sounds idyllic apart from the bacon. I don't eat pork or bacon.

Things are good with me,tad sleepy but oh well! Not that tired yet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm laying in bed, feeling ill.

I'm not expecting sympathy; I know nobody cares

Your local undertaker does.

I'm being buried in my back garden, just to spite them."

Yeah, that'll show them for profiting from death.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim.

Feeling in a meh mood so I'm going to quit before I say something I regret.

Night x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I tried to lick my own flange but I couldn't do it

I'm trying to perv but I can only open one eye...

Arranging meets with one eye isn't the one!

I'm sure that bhudda or yoda or ob1 said that at some point

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm laying in bed, feeling ill.

I'm not expecting sympathy; I know nobody cares

I care, I care deeply, but about other things

I'm beginning to think nobody likes me around here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm smoking marlboro light, drinking ice cold water. In bed on my tummy, phone, book, iPod, happy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"good evening. i am laying on sofa in my fluffy dressing gown watching nip tuck on dvd x

Good evening, enjoy your nip tuck."
thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm laying in bed, feeling ill.

I'm not expecting sympathy; I know nobody cares

I care, I care deeply, but about other things

I'm beginning to think nobody likes me around here

What's not to like?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Last time I posted in a late night thread it went all weird!

I'm currently on the sofa in the living room in my mums because I'm homeless until march when my new place is ready. My goldfish is being noisy and my mums cat is attacking my feet, joy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry, I'll work on my consistency. I don't like to fuck heads. I'm good thanks, I had some bacon sandwiches and listened to some Lana Del Rey. How are you Meli?

What do you like to fuck?

Oh, that sounds idyllic apart from the bacon. I don't eat pork or bacon.

Things are good with me,tad sleepy but oh well! Not that tired yet."

I'm an old fashioned vaj man. Love a bit of Lana, listened to her debut for the first time in ages today. It's five years old.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim.

Feeling in a meh mood so I'm going to quit before I say something I regret.

Night x"

Have a good sleep, na night.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm multitasking lol

Got match of the day on... packing things for work as I'm on my travels and trying to arrange a meet up as well x.... and perving at the photos

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I tried to lick my own flange but I couldn't do it

I'm trying to perv but I can only open one eye...

Arranging meets with one eye isn't the one!

I'm sure that bhudda or yoda or ob1 said that at some point

I hope your eye get better sooner than soon.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Sorry, I'll work on my consistency. I don't like to fuck heads. I'm good thanks, I had some bacon sandwiches and listened to some Lana Del Rey. How are you Meli?

What do you like to fuck?

Oh, that sounds idyllic apart from the bacon. I don't eat pork or bacon.

Things are good with me,tad sleepy but oh well! Not that tired yet.

I'm an old fashioned vaj man. Love a bit of Lana, listened to her debut for the first time in ages today. It's five years old."

You're weird. There's so much out there without resorting back to vag. Is it really? That makes me feel old. Am I old? I am, aren't I? Oh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry, I'll work on my consistency. I don't like to fuck heads. I'm good thanks, I had some bacon sandwiches and listened to some Lana Del Rey. How are you Meli?

What do you like to fuck?

Oh, that sounds idyllic apart from the bacon. I don't eat pork or bacon.

Things are good with me,tad sleepy but oh well! Not that tired yet.

I'm an old fashioned vaj man. Love a bit of Lana, listened to her debut for the first time in ages today. It's five years old.

You're weird. There's so much out there without resorting back to vag. Is it really? That makes me feel old. Am I old? I am, aren't I? Oh."

I'm not saying a word.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Last time I posted in a late night thread it went all weird!

I'm currently on the sofa in the living room in my mums because I'm homeless until march when my new place is ready. My goldfish is being noisy and my mums cat is attacking my feet, joy!"

Hey Fags, I embrace weirdness, bring it on. What the hell is your goldfish doing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Last time I posted in a late night thread it went all weird!

I'm currently on the sofa in the living room in my mums because I'm homeless until march when my new place is ready. My goldfish is being noisy and my mums cat is attacking my feet, joy!"

Evening. Ah the curse of a cuntish cat because the day ends in "Y"

Hope you are well? Besides the stress of moving. How is your 12 week challenge coming along?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Watching some random rubbish, in bed, cold feet, alone.

You're watching Cold Feet all by yourself."

Haha! Nooooooo!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry, I'll work on my consistency. I don't like to fuck heads. I'm good thanks, I had some bacon sandwiches and listened to some Lana Del Rey. How are you Meli?

What do you like to fuck?

Oh, that sounds idyllic apart from the bacon. I don't eat pork or bacon.

Things are good with me,tad sleepy but oh well! Not that tired yet.

I'm an old fashioned vaj man. Love a bit of Lana, listened to her debut for the first time in ages today. It's five years old.

You're weird. There's so much out there without resorting back to vag. Is it really? That makes me feel old. Am I old? I am, aren't I? Oh."

No you're not. If you are that means I am.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry, I'll work on my consistency. I don't like to fuck heads. I'm good thanks, I had some bacon sandwiches and listened to some Lana Del Rey. How are you Meli?

What do you like to fuck?

Oh, that sounds idyllic apart from the bacon. I don't eat pork or bacon.

Things are good with me,tad sleepy but oh well! Not that tired yet.

I'm an old fashioned vaj man. Love a bit of Lana, listened to her debut for the first time in ages today. It's five years old.

You're weird. There's so much out there without resorting back to vag. Is it really? That makes me feel old. Am I old? I am, aren't I? Oh.

I'm not saying a word. "

I'm so nicking Lib's intellectual property. Meli, you're young for a tortoise.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Watching some random rubbish, in bed, cold feet, alone.

You need a hot water bottle!

Electric blanket

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

Evening Jim.

Lazy day today, did virtually nothing but still feel so knackered!

Tomorrow, have 5 jobs to apply for, visit site of a 6th which is having an Open Day so I can look direct.

As for now, just lurking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Watching some random rubbish, in bed, cold feet, alone.

You're watching Cold Feet all by yourself.

Haha! Nooooooo! "

Preston on Sunday?

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Superbowl!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim.

Lazy day today, did virtually nothing but still feel so knackered!

Tomorrow, have 5 jobs to apply for, visit site of a 6th which is having an Open Day so I can look direct.

As for now, just lurking."

Interesting times ahead Gen. Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Watching some random rubbish, in bed, cold feet, alone.

You're watching Cold Feet all by yourself.

Haha! Nooooooo!

Preston on Sunday?"

Russia today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Superbowl!!!! "

Super Noodles!!!!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"No you're not. If you are that means I am. "

Oh Hatter. That's reassuring. I was thinking I could no longer pretend I was a student and would have to purchase a leather jacket and pretend I'm cool with sardonic remarks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Watching some random rubbish, in bed, cold feet, alone.

You're watching Cold Feet all by yourself.

Haha! Nooooooo!

Preston on Sunday?

Russia today. "

Oh, I sometimes watch Sam Delaney if I remember.

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By *ewrocksWoman over a year ago

button moon

getting a headache trying to oganise a hen do.

you must be getting dizzy spinning round to show your arse or your cock!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Last time I posted in a late night thread it went all weird!

I'm currently on the sofa in the living room in my mums because I'm homeless until march when my new place is ready. My goldfish is being noisy and my mums cat is attacking my feet, joy!

Hey Fags, I embrace weirdness, bring it on. What the hell is your goldfish doing?"

He's going to the surface and blowing bubbles, need to clean his bowl, it's a big glass open old fashioned bowl. Interesting thing about my goldfish, thought I was gonna lose him in June because of my sister. I had two in the bowl and I'd change the water every couple of days. Went on holiday for 10 days with my sister looking after the fish, came home and the water was bogging couldn't see through it, one fish had gone and was bobbing on the top, flushed that one and got my other one out, was covered in black and was on it's side, amonia burns all over him from swimming in their own filth for ages. I stayed up with him through the night changed his water every few hours, then went to daily cleaning, said some words of encouragement every day, slowly the black began to disappear. After a few months it was just a bit of black on his lip and tip of his tail but now he's back to bright orange his eyes have a nice sparkle and he's back to his old self.

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman over a year ago

Somewhere

Good evening .

Just peeking on here as I am resting my sprained ankle .Wrapped in my fluffy pink blanket and thinking of rugby players legs .

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No you're not. If you are that means I am.

Oh Hatter. That's reassuring. I was thinking I could no longer pretend I was a student and would have to purchase a leather jacket and pretend I'm cool with sardonic remarks. "

Nothing wrong with leather jackets and sardy comments.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"purchase a leather jacket and pretend I'm cool with sardonic remarks. "

Yay, I'm young!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No you're not. If you are that means I am.

Oh Hatter. That's reassuring. I was thinking I could no longer pretend I was a student and would have to purchase a leather jacket and pretend I'm cool with sardonic remarks. "

When I got to that stage I bought a t jacket with leather elbow patches.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Last time I posted in a late night thread it went all weird!

I'm currently on the sofa in the living room in my mums because I'm homeless until march when my new place is ready. My goldfish is being noisy and my mums cat is attacking my feet, joy!

Hey Fags, I embrace weirdness, bring it on. What the hell is your goldfish doing?

That's a lovely story, you're a beautiful woman. But do change the water tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"getting a headache trying to oganise a hen do.

you must be getting dizzy spinning round to show your arse or your cock!

It is hard work.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"No you're not. If you are that means I am.

Oh Hatter. That's reassuring. I was thinking I could no longer pretend I was a student and would have to purchase a leather jacket and pretend I'm cool with sardonic remarks.

When I got to that stage I bought a t jacket with leather elbow patches. "

Do you ever don the t for gatherings?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No you're not. If you are that means I am.

Oh Hatter. That's reassuring. I was thinking I could no longer pretend I was a student and would have to purchase a leather jacket and pretend I'm cool with sardonic remarks.

When I got to that stage I bought a t jacket with leather elbow patches. "

Did you get a pipe as well?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening .

Just peeking on here as I am resting my sprained ankle .Wrapped in my fluffy pink blanket and thinking of rugby players legs . "

Keep on thinking about rugby players legs, and their funny shaped balls.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"No you're not. If you are that means I am.

Oh Hatter. That's reassuring. I was thinking I could no longer pretend I was a student and would have to purchase a leather jacket and pretend I'm cool with sardonic remarks.

Nothing wrong with leather jackets and sardy comments."

Jim!

Do you think it will be another 2am thread for you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No you're not. If you are that means I am.

Oh Hatter. That's reassuring. I was thinking I could no longer pretend I was a student and would have to purchase a leather jacket and pretend I'm cool with sardonic remarks.

When I got to that stage I bought a t jacket with leather elbow patches.

Did you get a pipe as well?

Finished off with some cords.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No you're not. If you are that means I am.

Oh Hatter. That's reassuring. I was thinking I could no longer pretend I was a student and would have to purchase a leather jacket and pretend I'm cool with sardonic remarks.

When I got to that stage I bought a t jacket with leather elbow patches.

Do you ever don the t for gatherings? "

I do from time to time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No you're not. If you are that means I am.

Oh Hatter. That's reassuring. I was thinking I could no longer pretend I was a student and would have to purchase a leather jacket and pretend I'm cool with sardonic remarks.

When I got to that stage I bought a t jacket with leather elbow patches.

Did you get a pipe as well?

Finished off with some cords."

Brown brogues

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No you're not. If you are that means I am.

Oh Hatter. That's reassuring. I was thinking I could no longer pretend I was a student and would have to purchase a leather jacket and pretend I'm cool with sardonic remarks.

When I got to that stage I bought a t jacket with leather elbow patches.

Did you get a pipe as well?

I did have a Gandalf pipe but it broke

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No you're not. If you are that means I am.

Oh Hatter. That's reassuring. I was thinking I could no longer pretend I was a student and would have to purchase a leather jacket and pretend I'm cool with sardonic remarks.

Nothing wrong with leather jackets and sardy comments.

Jim!

Do you think it will be another 2am thread for you?"

Don't be sadface Meli. It's looking likely. I want to catch Lady Gaga perform at the Super Bowl.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No you're not. If you are that means I am.

Oh Hatter. That's reassuring. I was thinking I could no longer pretend I was a student and would have to purchase a leather jacket and pretend I'm cool with sardonic remarks.

When I got to that stage I bought a t jacket with leather elbow patches.

Did you get a pipe as well?

I did have a Gandalf pipe but it broke"

You had Gandalf's pipe break in your mouth?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No you're not. If you are that means I am.

Oh Hatter. That's reassuring. I was thinking I could no longer pretend I was a student and would have to purchase a leather jacket and pretend I'm cool with sardonic remarks.

When I got to that stage I bought a t jacket with leather elbow patches.

Did you get a pipe as well?

Finished off with some cords.

Brown brogues "

I like that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello Jim, and all

I'm being a proper perv tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Iv been talking to a young lady in the pub earlier,who does back massage's,,....sorted

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"purchase a leather jacket and pretend I'm cool with sardonic remarks.

Yay, I'm young!"

My jacket is faux leather, what does that mean?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Iv been talking to a young lady in the pub earlier,who does back massage's,,....sorted

Rossi, high five.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"No you're not. If you are that means I am.

Oh Hatter. That's reassuring. I was thinking I could no longer pretend I was a student and would have to purchase a leather jacket and pretend I'm cool with sardonic remarks.

When I got to that stage I bought a t jacket with leather elbow patches.

Do you ever don the t for gatherings?

I do from time to time. "

Will it be time in the next month or so?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Jim, and all

I'm being a proper perv tonight

Pervert.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"purchase a leather jacket and pretend I'm cool with sardonic remarks.

Yay, I'm young!

My jacket is faux leather, what does that mean?"

Young at heart? A facade of youth that's quickly shattered when you get close?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Jim, and all

I'm being a proper perv tonight

As long as your doing it properly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm leaving.

Phone sex is better than being unwanted around here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Jim, and all

I'm being a proper perv tonight

Pervert."

Guilty as fuck

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"I'm leaving.

Phone sex is better than being unwanted around here

But Lib was here! Don't go!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"purchase a leather jacket and pretend I'm cool with sardonic remarks.

Yay, I'm young!

My jacket is faux leather, what does that mean?"

Faux sardonic remarks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm multitasking lol

Got match of the day on... packing things for work as I'm on my travels and trying to arrange a meet up as well x.... and perving at the photos

Happy days dude.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm leaving.

Phone sex is better than being unwanted around here

If you want phone sex, set it to vibrate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No you're not. If you are that means I am.

Oh Hatter. That's reassuring. I was thinking I could no longer pretend I was a student and would have to purchase a leather jacket and pretend I'm cool with sardonic remarks.

When I got to that stage I bought a t jacket with leather elbow patches.

Do you ever don the t for gatherings?

I do from time to time.

Will it be time in the next month or so?"

The chill in the March air will warrant a jacket.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Jim, and all

I'm being a proper perv tonight

As long as your doing it properly "

I'm certainly doing my best!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"purchase a leather jacket and pretend I'm cool with sardonic remarks.

Yay, I'm young!

My jacket is faux leather, what does that mean?"

It means you're 10 times cooler than Lib

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"purchase a leather jacket and pretend I'm cool with sardonic remarks.

Yay, I'm young!

My jacket is faux leather, what does that mean?

Young at heart? A facade of youth that's quickly shattered when you get close?"

You know me so well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"purchase a leather jacket and pretend I'm cool with sardonic remarks.

Yay, I'm young!

My jacket is faux leather, what does that mean?

It means you're 10 times cooler than Lib

Ayyy

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Good evening Sir James of Erectness, and the rest of you motley crew, I'm just about to start cooking Lincolnshire sausages with mustard mash & onion gravy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Iv been talking to a young lady in the pub earlier,who does b ack .massage's,,....sorted

Yep,next saturday,i said (a bit tipsy) extras

she said ask my fella..turned round and a big 6ft plus guy was there..ooops!.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Sir James of Erectness, and the rest of you motley crew, I'm just about to start cooking Lincolnshire sausages with mustard mash & onion gravy

Good evening Ace, an excellent choice sir.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Jim, and all

I'm being a proper perv tonight

As long as your doing it properly

I'm certainly doing my best!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Iv been talking to a young lady in the pub earlier,who does b ack .massage's,,....sorted

Yep,next saturday,i said (a bit tipsy) extras

she said ask my fella..turned round and a big 6ft plus guy was there..ooops!."

And this was the rollplay start of her cuckold fantasy. You should of looked him squarely in the eye, snorted dismissively, took her by the arm and said 'ill show you how this is done' as you strolled out the pub with her.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"No you're not. If you are that means I am.

Oh Hatter. That's reassuring. I was thinking I could no longer pretend I was a student and would have to purchase a leather jacket and pretend I'm cool with sardonic remarks.

When I got to that stage I bought a t jacket with leather elbow patches.

Do you ever don the t for gatherings?

I do from time to time.

Will it be time in the next month or so?

The chill in the March air will warrant a jacket. "

You make me happy Hatter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

When and where is the next social?

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"When and where is the next social?"

There's a Northwest one on 25th of this month organised by Hanky and Mrs SB. And I'm not sure if there is anothed one for certain

but I hope so.

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By *andVBCouple over a year ago

Wrexham

Good evening all. I'll just slink over to a corner and read.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim. I'm just busy watching Magic Mike

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When and where is the next social?

There's a Northwest one on 25th of this month organised by Hanky and Mrs SB. And I'm not sure if there is anothed one for certain

but I hope so."

I really ought to get my ass to a social.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watching and reading ????

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim. I'm just busy watching Magic Mike

Good evening, no need to ask if you're having a pleasant Sunday night.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Good evening all. I'll just slink over to a corner and read."

Are you reading a book about a circus? If so, get comfortable and I'll try not to disturb you too often.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Watching and reading ????"

Wicked multitasking skills.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening all. I'll just slink over to a corner and read."

Hey E.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim. I'm just busy watching Magic Mike

Good evening, no need to ask if you're having a pleasant Sunday night."

Mmm nice bubble butt...

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Still up and chatting, evening Captain et al

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By *andVBCouple over a year ago

Wrexham

"Good evening all. I'll just slink over to a corner and read.

Are you reading a book about a circus? If so, get comfortable and I'll try not to disturb you too often."

Not quite yet Meli. I'm a one-book-at-a-time kind of guy and need to finish Transfigurations first.

A book about a circus is next on my pile though; it sneaked to the front and made all the others jealous.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim. I'm just busy watching Magic Mike

Good evening, no need to ask if you're having a pleasant Sunday night.

Mmm nice bubble butt..."

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Still up and chatting, evening Captain et al

Good evening M...Frisky. I hope you're well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim. I'm just busy watching Magic Mike

Good evening, no need to ask if you're having a pleasant Sunday night.

Mmm nice bubble butt...

Thank you. "

Jim the male stripper!

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Oooh magic mike - let me at it, just what I need as an antidote!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim. I'm just busy watching Magic Mike

Good evening, no need to ask if you're having a pleasant Sunday night.

Mmm nice bubble butt...

Thank you.

Jim the male stripper!"

The Helicopter is my signature move.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm leaving.

Phone sex is better than being unwanted around here

But Lib was here! Don't go!"

I missed him??

Nothing is going right for me on here tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"purchase a leather jacket and pretend I'm cool with sardonic remarks.

Yay, I'm young!

My jacket is faux leather, what does that mean?

It means you're 10 times cooler than Lib

Only if it has tassels...and is red.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watching the super bowl and perving

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Good evening all. I'll just slink over to a corner and read.

Are you reading a book about a circus? If so, get comfortable and I'll try not to disturb you too often.

Not quite yet Meli. I'm a one-book-at-a-time kind of guy and need to finish Transfigurations first.

A book about a circus is next on my pile though; it sneaked to the front and made all the others jealous."

In my head I saw you as a many arms and eyes sort of semi human devouring texts rapidly in a bid to quench your insatiable hunger and need for knowledge.

Disappointed to find out that's not the reality.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm leaving.

Phone sex is better than being unwanted around here

But Lib was here! Don't go!

I missed him??

Nothing is going right for me on here tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Watching the super bowl and perving

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm leaving.

Phone sex is better than being unwanted around here

But Lib was here! Don't go!

I missed him??

Nothing is going right for me on here tonight

Not even a kiss

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

This is late for me as been up since 5am I must be mad

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By *andVBCouple over a year ago

Wrexham

"Good evening all. I'll just slink over to a corner and read.

Are you reading a book about a circus? If so, get comfortable and I'll try not to disturb you too often.

Not quite yet Meli. I'm a one-book-at-a-time kind of guy and need to finish Transfigurations first.

A book about a circus is next on my pile though; it sneaked to the front and made all the others jealous.

In my head I saw you as a many arms and eyes sort of semi human devouring texts rapidly in a bid to quench your insatiable hunger and need for knowledge.

Disappointed to find out that's not the reality."

My true form only becomes apparent during planetary alignments, the rest of the time I'm limited to the standard number of limbs and eyes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"purchase a leather jacket and pretend I'm cool with sardonic remarks.

Yay, I'm young!

My jacket is faux leather, what does that mean?

It means you're 10 times cooler than Lib

Only if it has tassels...and is red."

Nah. I don't like lib's leather jacket and he's aware of it. I think he wore it purposely so I wouldn't get too close to him

Jim's faux leather sounds lovely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm leaving.

Phone sex is better than being unwanted around here

But Lib was here! Don't go!

I missed him??

Nothing is going right for me on here tonight

Not even a kiss

The swine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This is late for me as been up since 5am I must be mad"

You're a flipping lunatic Stephan.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I've never felt comfortable in these threads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope you had a good weekend. But what are you up to now? Working? Twerking? Perving? Cheating? Lickin' your own flange? Or are you lurking? If you're a watcher of threads but you don't often post, join in. It's fun!

Channing Tatum on the telly. Messaging, perving, commenting randomly in the forum

Generally multi tasking

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"In my head I saw you as a many arms and eyes sort of semi human devouring texts rapidly in a bid to quench your insatiable hunger and need for knowledge.

Disappointed to find out that's not the reality.

My true form only becomes apparent during planetary alignments, the rest of the time I'm limited to the standard number of limbs and eyes."

Oh. I guess I won't be able to tick off one of my odder fantasies then.

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Awake as come down with a nasty cold and my chest is bad.

Not the happiest of Hanky's! (No pun intended!!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One eye on Super Bowl. The other eye perving at boobs on here

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By *andVBCouple over a year ago

Wrexham

"I've never felt comfortable in these threads "

I've never felt comfortable in any thread, I always feel I'm missing some key nuance or taking too long to respond.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Channing Tatum on the telly. Messaging, perving, commenting randomly in the forum

Generally multi tasking

xx"

Keep up the good work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've never felt comfortable in these threads "

We could go clothes shopping together if you like.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"One eye on Super Bowl. The other eye perving at boobs on here

Yeah, sports and boobs.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I've never felt comfortable in these threads

We could go clothes shopping together if you like."

Soooogay

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By *p4funCouple over a year ago

Plymouth

Super bowl and pervin

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Awake as come down with a nasty cold and my chest is bad.

Not the happiest of Hanky's! (No pun intended!!)

Get well soon Hanky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've never felt comfortable in these threads

We could go clothes shopping together if you like.

Soooogay"

I thought you would like that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Super bowl and pervin

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Awake as come down with a nasty cold and my chest is bad.

Not the happiest of Hanky's! (No pun intended!!)

Get well soon Hanky."

Fank shoo! Already had to cancel a delicious meet planned tomorrow morning

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By *oward1978Man over a year ago

Rotherham

"I've never felt comfortable in these threads "

Same here. However, seeing as I'm up watching the Superbowl, I thought that this might be as good a time as any to say hello. Good evening everybody

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By *he Big Five OhhMan over a year ago

bristol

Super bowl and super pervin

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I've never felt comfortable in these threads

We could go clothes shopping together if you like.

Soooogay

I thought you would like that."

Look, I happily fuck men but that's a step too far

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

watching the Superbowl and remembering 30 years ago when I actually played the game for 3 years

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

You gonna max this one out too?

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By *andVBCouple over a year ago

Wrexham

"In my head I saw you as a many arms and eyes sort of semi human devouring texts rapidly in a bid to quench your insatiable hunger and need for knowledge.

Disappointed to find out that's not the reality.

My true form only becomes apparent during planetary alignments, the rest of the time I'm limited to the standard number of limbs and eyes.

Oh. I guess I won't be able to tick off one of my odder fantasies then."

It doesn't look like the next planetary alignment is for a little while. Possibly something could be arranged with newspaper-stuffed tights and a pair of googly-eye glasses.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"I've never felt comfortable in these threads

Same here. However, seeing as I'm up watching the Superbowl, I thought that this might be as good a time as any to say hello. Good evening everybody

Hello Howard! Have you had any more interesting thoughts along the lines of self flange licking?

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By *he Big Five OhhMan over a year ago

bristol

"watching the Superbowl and remembering 30 years ago when I actually played the game for 3 years

Ahh the good old days.. I played for nearly 15

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was having a nice sleep until I was woken up by my delightful neighbour. Now I feel sick.

xxx

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