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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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i have a fully functional vagina.
don't really need to add anything else but i like going out enjoy long sessions, don't really wanna fuck anyone but love foreplay and lots of it and you can come on my tits. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i have a fully functional vagina.
don't really need to add anything else but i like going out enjoy long sessions, don't really wanna fuck anyone but love foreplay and lots of it and you can come on my tits."
If only  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuck that, I don't want jizz all over my new damask egyptian cotton sheets (1200 thread count)  "
No one in Sunderland has 1200 cotton thread ....surely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck that, I don't want jizz all over my new damask egyptian cotton sheets (1200 thread count)
No one in Sunderland has 1200 cotton thread ....surely "
Yes but only in the guest wing...... I use the good stuff in the main house.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i have a fully functional vagina.
don't really need to add anything else but i like going out enjoy long sessions, don't really wanna fuck anyone but love foreplay and lots of it and you can come on my tits."
That made me laugh, a lot. |
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By *az1Man
over a year ago
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Hi I'm looking for a couple or single lady for regular meets. I've been in this scene and the swinging lifestyle for a while now so am quite experienced and got plenty of ideas, some of which I've put on my profile if anyone would like to read x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have lemon muffins and they are awesome!
Oooo sounds delightfully delicious
I seriously can't put into words just how great they are! "
Oh, go on pleasssseeee |
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"I have lemon muffins and they are awesome!
Oooo sounds delightfully delicious
I seriously can't put into words just how great they are!
Oh, go on pleasssseeee "
Well eating one is greater than the greatest orgasm you'll ever enjoy. The sweet lemony flavour so intense that a vision of Jesus Christ himself will appear before you. You'll just want to run out into the street naked and hold the muffin above your head and proclaim, "By the power of Greyskull! I have the power!". Which is exactly what I've just done. Oh and they're moist as well. Very moist  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have lemon muffins and they are awesome!
Oooo sounds delightfully delicious
I seriously can't put into words just how great they are!
Oh, go on pleasssseeee
Well eating one is greater than the greatest orgasm you'll ever enjoy. The sweet lemony flavour so intense that a vision of Jesus Christ himself will appear before you. You'll just want to run out into the street naked and hold the muffin above your head and proclaim, "By the power of Greyskull! I have the power!". Which is exactly what I've just done. Oh and they're moist as well. Very moist "
Did you make them yourself? |
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"I have lemon muffins and they are awesome!
Oooo sounds delightfully delicious
I seriously can't put into words just how great they are!
Oh, go on pleasssseeee
Well eating one is greater than the greatest orgasm you'll ever enjoy. The sweet lemony flavour so intense that a vision of Jesus Christ himself will appear before you. You'll just want to run out into the street naked and hold the muffin above your head and proclaim, "By the power of Greyskull! I have the power!". Which is exactly what I've just done. Oh and they're moist as well. Very moist
Did you make them yourself?"
Do I come across as a man who bakes his own muffins? No, they're from Morrisons and they're soooooo good. I've got a semi on just thinking about them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do I come across as a man who bakes his own muffins? No, they're from Morrisons and they're soooooo good. I've got a semi on just thinking about them."
Finally, somebody who responds similarly to me to food |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"I have lemon muffins and they are awesome!
Oooo sounds delightfully delicious
I seriously can't put into words just how great they are!
Oh, go on pleasssseeee
Well eating one is greater than the greatest orgasm you'll ever enjoy. The sweet lemony flavour so intense that a vision of Jesus Christ himself will appear before you. You'll just want to run out into the street naked and hold the muffin above your head and proclaim, "By the power of Greyskull! I have the power!". Which is exactly what I've just done. Oh and they're moist as well. Very moist
Did you make them yourself?
Do I come across as a man who bakes his own muffins? No, they're from Morrisons and they're soooooo good. I've got a semi on just thinking about them."
I can teach you  |
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"Did you make them yourself?
Do I come across as a man who bakes his own muffins? No, they're from Morrisons and they're soooooo good. I've got a semi on just thinking about them.
I can teach you "
I'll put my pinny on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i have a fully functional vagina.
don't really need to add anything else but i like going out enjoy long sessions, don't really wanna fuck anyone but love foreplay and lots of it and you can come on my tits."
Sold! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i have a fully functional vagina.
don't really need to add anything else but i like going out enjoy long sessions, don't really wanna fuck anyone but love foreplay and lots of it and you can come on my tits."
1st line of this, should win 'comment of the day'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck that, I don't want jizz all over my new damask egyptian cotton sheets (1200 thread count)
No one in Sunderland has 1200 cotton thread ....surely "
Crikey they must be as thick as tarpaulin !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well-mannered, humorous, no-pressure, relaxed fun if you meet with me. Oh, and a bacon-roll and a mug of tea...mustn't forget the bacon-roll and mug of tea to help your jelly-legs recover |
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I'm a fat chick with crip sticks and a gammy leg but once you've taken my pyjama bottoms and soft cotton oversized top off I've got saggy tits, bingo wings, stretch marks, ingrown hair scars, cracked nail varnish on my toes, and fingernails bitten down to stubs. I'm also a really nice person, so I'm the whole package really. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have lemon muffins and they are awesome!
Oooo sounds delightfully delicious
I seriously can't put into words just how great they are!
Oh, go on pleasssseeee
Well eating one is greater than the greatest orgasm you'll ever enjoy. The sweet lemony flavour so intense that a vision of Jesus Christ himself will appear before you. You'll just want to run out into the street naked and hold the muffin above your head and proclaim, "By the power of Greyskull! I have the power!". Which is exactly what I've just done. Oh and they're moist as well. Very moist "
Oh...  Why did I leave it so long for the answer 
Moist |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The girlfriend experience. I will text you endlessly and whine when you dont reply straight away. I will come to your home and gently critisise it. I will leave air fresheners around and put creepy little home sweet home signs everywhere. I will be really posessive and hate all your friends. You can fuck me but I wont enjoy it much. Your best mate is more attractive anyway. Fancy a three way?
Removes tongue from cheek and leaves... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh.
I will be...in your soul
You jolly well could be. That is a great profile
...and those are two sensual and edible legs. I can't imagine the rest..."
The rest is very tactile and sensual however it is currently under wraps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a fat chick with crip sticks and a gammy leg but once you've taken my pyjama bottoms and soft cotton oversized top off I've got saggy tits, bingo wings, stretch marks, ingrown hair scars, cracked nail varnish on my toes, and fingernails bitten down to stubs. I'm also a really nice person, so I'm the whole package really. "
Lmfao. U mean I'm not the only one |
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1million pounds, I've not tried this yet. 
that is too good not to reply to
