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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"How about I cover my balls in chocolate and you can have them in your mouth. They are freshly shaved."
Have they got a malty tasting crunch to them? I like to bite them in half once I've sucked off all the chocolate.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Two, yes TWO, of my Maltesers were bald!
It's an outrage. I'm tempted to send them back and ask for a refund. Does anyone actually do that?
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Yes yes you should and I bet you will get a replacement bag or box of them
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Two, yes TWO, of my Maltesers were bald!
It's an outrage. I'm tempted to send them back and ask for a refund. Does anyone actually do that?
Yes yes you should and I bet you will get a replacement bag or box of them
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They'd need to arrive for Easter though.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Two, yes TWO, of my Maltesers were bald!
It's an outrage. I'm tempted to send them back and ask for a refund. Does anyone actually do that?
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Have you shared the bag with anyone else ?
If so maybe theve sucked the chocolate off and put them.back in the bag ? lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a stone in a jar of pickle once and complained, I got a cheque for £10 from Branston's but it didn't make me feel good, I'm not a natural born complainer. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Two, yes TWO, of my Maltesers were bald!
It's an outrage. I'm tempted to send them back and ask for a refund. Does anyone actually do that?
Have you shared the bag with anyone else ?
If so maybe theve sucked the chocolate off and put them.back in the bag ? lol"
What is this 'shared the bag' of which you write? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I had a stone in a jar of pickle once and complained, I got a cheque for £10 from Branston's but it didn't make me feel good, I'm not a natural born complainer. "
How did they get a stone in the pickles?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Two, yes TWO, of my Maltesers were bald!
It's an outrage. I'm tempted to send them back and ask for a refund. Does anyone actually do that?
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years and years ago my mum opened a jar of princes meat paste and found a stubbed out cigarette in the top of it...
she sent it back to the company, with a letter stating she had taken a picture and was looking forward to hearing from them...and they responded by sending a £10 postal order...which was a fortune back then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I found a small piece of rubber in a picnic bar once. Emailed customer services and they sent pre payed envelope to send it to them.
After a month got vouchers for a tenner. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Two, yes TWO, of my Maltesers were bald!
It's an outrage. I'm tempted to send them back and ask for a refund. Does anyone actually do that?
years and years ago my mum opened a jar of princes meat paste and found a stubbed out cigarette in the top of it...
she sent it back to the company, with a letter stating she had taken a picture and was looking forward to hearing from them...and they responded by sending a £10 postal order...which was a fortune back then "
£10 seems to be standard so far... no matter when the complaint was made.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I found a small piece of rubber in a picnic bar once. Emailed customer services and they sent pre payed envelope to send it to them.
After a month got vouchers for a tenner."
Another tenner.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I found a small piece of rubber in a picnic bar once. Emailed customer services and they sent pre payed envelope to send it to them.
After a month got vouchers for a tenner.
Another tenner.
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Must be standard payment.
Did get £25 in tesco vouchers once about 25 years ago as I found chewed chewing gum in a box of frosties. I was half way through a biwl of it before I found it.
EEEWWW  |
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"I had a stone in a jar of pickle once and complained, I got a cheque for £10 from Branston's but it didn't make me feel good, I'm not a natural born complainer.
How did they get a stone in the pickles?
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A woman I work with found a stone in a bag of kettle chips! She sent it back to the supplier and she got a £20 voucher for more kettle chips,that she hasn't used yet, she's gone right off them! They said it was from when the potatoes were harvested, a small stone must have made its way through... I also had a bald malteser earlier, but I ate it. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I used to work at Thorntons back in the 80's. Occasionally we would keep a mould under the dispenser and produce a batch solid Easter eggs. Must have put a smile on a few kids faces "
I liked it when the eggs used to have the goodies inside. Now they're just to the side a solid egg would be a great surprise.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I found a small piece of rubber in a picnic bar once. Emailed customer services and they sent pre payed envelope to send it to them.
After a month got vouchers for a tenner.
Another tenner.
Must be standard payment.
Did get £25 in tesco vouchers once about 25 years ago as I found chewed chewing gum in a box of frosties. I was half way through a biwl of it before I found it.
EEEWWW "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a stone in a jar of pickle once and complained, I got a cheque for £10 from Branston's but it didn't make me feel good, I'm not a natural born complainer.
How did they get a stone in the pickles?
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When the veg was harvested and never got filtered out in the cleaning process, put me off pickle for ages. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I had a stone in a jar of pickle once and complained, I got a cheque for £10 from Branston's but it didn't make me feel good, I'm not a natural born complainer.
How did they get a stone in the pickles?
A woman I work with found a stone in a bag of kettle chips! She sent it back to the supplier and she got a £20 voucher for more kettle chips,that she hasn't used yet, she's gone right off them! They said it was from when the potatoes were harvested, a small stone must have made its way through... I also had a bald malteser earlier, but I ate it."
It must be a thing now. I feel less robbed knowing others are suffering the same fate.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I had a stone in a jar of pickle once and complained, I got a cheque for £10 from Branston's but it didn't make me feel good, I'm not a natural born complainer.
How did they get a stone in the pickles?
When the veg was harvested and never got filtered out in the cleaning process, put me off pickle for ages. "
It's a good job you didn't bite down.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a stone in a jar of pickle once and complained, I got a cheque for £10 from Branston's but it didn't make me feel good, I'm not a natural born complainer.
How did they get a stone in the pickles?
When the veg was harvested and never got filtered out in the cleaning process, put me off pickle for ages.
It's a good job you didn't bite down.
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This is very true, may have cost them may dental treatment too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Two, yes TWO, of my Maltesers were bald!
It's an outrage. I'm tempted to send them back and ask for a refund. Does anyone actually do that?
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Maybe a Malteser packer, licked the chocolate off, then put them back in the packet  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Two, yes TWO, of my Maltesers were bald!
It's an outrage. I'm tempted to send them back and ask for a refund. Does anyone actually do that?
Maybe a Malteser packer, licked the chocolate off, then put them back in the packet "
Why do people keep suggesting this?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"about 18 year ago was at a working mens club, got a pack of crisps and found a fried bat in it "
Someone else must have got the bails, stumps and the ball? |
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