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By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

can i start with "your sister and mum were both better"

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

have you started yet

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By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

your husband was better would have been worse for me...;-)

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

Husband : "So who was he this time"

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple over a year ago

North Cornwall

Youve a small willy for a big chap...

Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That was the worst shag of my life

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

is that it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi 5!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

are you repapering the ceiling soon??

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By *atureFem4FunWoman over a year ago

Las Palmas GC

"Have we started yet?"

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By *iewMan over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I loved the ribbed feel of your cock...

Yeah the warts are getting removed next week.

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By *5DaveMan over a year ago

Helensburgh

need to remove that spiders web in the corner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you accept card payment?

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By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

wow that rohypnol worked a treat

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple over a year ago

North Cornwall

"wow that rohypnol worked a treat"

Pass me that tube of cream will you....

Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Right I'm off now

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By *ue care and attentionWoman over a year ago

birmingham

Are you in yet?

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By *iewMan over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Wow you must have had a big baby...

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Wow you must have had a big baby..."

Wow you must have had a big baby baby baby babyyyyyyyy

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

OMG please tell me i didnt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I *was* going to give you Rhoypnol, but after that, Im going to take it myself!

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

fuck off dad and let me sleep please

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By *adcowWoman over a year ago

kirkcaldy

goal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"i said i wanted an orgy not an ogre!"

the divorce was made absolute last week.

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By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

knew i should have gone to specsavers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So thats £ 5...£10...£15...£20

and....and .....

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

have you not left yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank you.

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By *iewMan over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

With the morning after the night before glow... You have a look of Anne Widdecombe about ya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That reminds me... I need to spend some quality time watching grass grow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What is that stench?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"With the morning after the night before glow... You have a look of Anne Widdecombe about ya"

Ohhhh spookey...did ya see me this morning then

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple over a year ago

North Cornwall

you get the mop and ill get the bucket

Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry did i wake you xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You came highly recommended by all my mates....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who's next

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry did i wake you xx

Didn't feel a thing luv

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

Wears the soap. Yes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WAKE UP!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your going to win me the crate of beer!

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

Right hun, i'll just get my labrador and be on my way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its ok - it will grow back!

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

Right hun, i'll just get my labrador and be on my way."

my god you really are blind.

that was the labrador.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you said your name was..... wait ive got it, it starts with ......nope sorry its gone and so are you...bye!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thats a funny looking rash

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple over a year ago

hexham

"fuck off dad and let me sleep please

i know mum does it but i don't like anal!

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By *iewMan over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

That's your cab...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would have sneaked out by now but it's my house so why don't you fuck off instead.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple over a year ago

hexham

When i get the results from the GUM clinic i will call you.

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

OMG you're how old?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You'll never guess what my Facebook status is!

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"fuck off dad and let me sleep please

i know mum does it but i don't like anal!"

pmsl@jem... xx

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple over a year ago

North Cornwall

Quick get up, the waiters coming back!

Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Welcome...To the Big Brother house....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"fuck off dad and let me sleep please

i know mum does it but i don't like anal!

pmsl@jem... xx

Well dad, Uncle Stan lasted much longer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

how was I?

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

You're not really my uncle are you?

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

Did you come?

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

no dont get up,

your good at that.

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"fuck off dad and let me sleep please

i know mum does it but i don't like anal!

pmsl@jem... xx

Well dad, Uncle Stan lasted much longer."

so did your brother!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Must get that mutt's nails clipped!

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple over a year ago

Bristol

Friend once had a guy say "Beep beep beep, warning the vehicle is reversing" just after he finished and was pulling out..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

....and cut!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

where are those antibiotics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Next time i am sure it will be better , lol x Was you really in as i could not feel you .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are going to undo the handcuffs before you go aren't you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You are going to undo the handcuffs before you go aren't you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You are going to undo the handcuffs before you go aren't you

"
please

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple over a year ago

Lisburn

"You are going to undo the handcuffs before you go aren't you

nah gonna leave you there till i get home again

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Tyson" stay! Good boy.

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple over a year ago

North Cornwall

Was that the school dinner bell?

Mistress x

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

Woman : Oh Mr McDonald, i want a refund , that wasn't large.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thats the last time the dog gets in the bed

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

Hey mate, the air plug is behind the left knee.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Marry me..... See a shazza shaped hole through the door.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wake up in a wet patch hes wet the bed dirty fooker....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I be your boyfriend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

so thats cheese, tomatoes, bread, coffee, and Tesco have a special on washing powder...do we need any this week???

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Wake up in a wet patch hes wet the bed dirty fooker...."

nah, its when me pint toppled off yer back.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i'll get my coat.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple over a year ago

hexham

"fuck off dad and let me sleep please

i know mum does it but i don't like anal!

pmsl@jem... xx

Well dad, Uncle Stan lasted much longer.

so did your brother!!!"

Yeah but you paid him

The worst thing i could say...

"So i think i get how this works Sir,next time i get to tie you up and use the cane"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i think the owrst thing you can say after sex is.............

GUARD!! GUARD!! HELP!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The itching will soon stop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The santa clause line. "Well that was nice but must get on, lots more to see, tatty bye".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So, your name really is Justin x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks... you can just roll off and sleep on the floor now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ashes to Ashes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That reminds me, we're burying Aunt Gladys, Friday!

Jez

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Tell me, just WHO are you????"

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Was that the foreplay when are we going to get down and dirty

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By *layfullsam OP Man over a year ago

Solihull

omg wheres the condom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Him: Whoooo, that was strong stuff last night, now what did i.... AAAARRRRGGGGHHH! WHO ARE YOU! WHAT DID I DO????

Her: Baaaaaa!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They often say that, "bye panda",thought it was a cracking 5 mins, bu byeee.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you come?"

sheesh, I so hate that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fucking love you!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fucking love you!!

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By *otstory69Man over a year ago

stafford

you remind me of my mum . . . she was a shit shag too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Must dash, good-bye, and don't bother contacting me again.

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By *iewMan over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Have you ever played syphilis tag..

Touch them on the shoulder and say.. your it!! and run out the door.

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By *atboxWoman over a year ago

burton

is that it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

was that the warm up

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

can we do it again tonight, and tomorrow and the next night and.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you can fuck off now

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By *iewMan over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

thanks for being my first warm one..

well, have to zoom back to the undertakers.

bye...

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

I got a spare key cut whilst you were sleeping, so I can pop by any time now!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...see, what did I tell you? Leprosy sufferers can enjoy bareback fun just as much as ...hang on, where's my cock gone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coming first during sex doesnt mean you're the winner...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i will leave a toothbrush and a few other things

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont forget to rinse it out rather than throw away.........did I mention I recycle?

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

can you let the next one in on your way out please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

can we just move the furniture around a little

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By *iewMan over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

any chance of putting up a couples profile together... will make it easier for me to get my hole.. it's fecking tough as a single guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was that it!

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

Do you like my picture next to your bed?

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By *iewMan over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

just went thro your phone messages and address book to see who we should invite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

how soon can we start making babies

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"just went thro your phone messages and address book to see who we should invite"

Registry office booked for next Friday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Red eye really suits you

* crEepS rOunD grAveYarD * -|-

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what we calling the first kid . lol

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By *unessexblMan over a year ago

Colchester

Bloke "Now I've shagged you can my mates have a go"

Girl.."What sort of woman do you think I am..!!!??"

Bloke " The sort to let my mates have a go"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i will leave a toothbrush and a few other things "

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