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"How would you survive? What skill set do you bring to the table?" I can find the Winchester I have an appropriate queen album I have a cricket bat  | |||
Maybe theyd let me live if I made them all a balloon doggie? | |||
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"I can tie a reef knot. " You're hired, you can be on my team. | |||
"I can tie a reef knot. You're hired, you can be on my team." I knew it would come in handy one day. | |||
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just a thought | |||
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"Im a trained archer so I can attack from range " 
Good skills
I'm an accountant, I can bore them to death | |||
"I did my gold D of E - something from that must come in use. Oh and I have stamina and am fat so will be able to survive without food for a bit as I carry around my own bakery." Get away, you are not fat | |||
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"Im a trained archer so I can attack from range
Good skills
I'm an accountant" | |||
"I did my gold D of E - something from that must come in use. Oh and I have stamina and am fat so will be able to survive without food for a bit as I carry around my own bakery. Get away, you are not fat" No, I am. But I'm surprisingly quick so I'll last long against the zombies. Are they shufflers? Demonically possessed and sprint like hell hounds? | |||
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"Im a trained archer so I can attack from range
Good skills
I'm an accountant
"Can honestly say it's never had that reaction before  | |||
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"Im a trained archer so I can attack from range
Good skills
I'm an accountant
Can honestly say it's never had that reaction before "You shouldn't depreciate yourself like that (sorry, not sorry). | |||
"How would you survive? What skill set do you bring to the table?" 1. Yeah..I'd tie their shoe laces together. 2. I'm good at tying shoes laces. ...  | |||
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"Im a trained archer so I can attack from range
Good skills
I'm an accountant
Can honestly say it's never had that reaction before
You shouldn't depreciate yourself like that (sorry, not sorry)." that's a good one! You really are the LIFO the party | |||
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"How would you survive? What skill set do you bring to the table?" I can hang blinds and curtain for our hideout. Any use? Or maybe should have a hammer drill and know how to use it. | |||
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"I can run and scream and scream and run some more... so all the zombies will follow the hysterically screaming eejit! All you lot will be fine "Are you scared of the zombies? Poor peach, come here...I've got a rifle and a blade.  | |||
"I also have a nail gun ,always useful in case we need to nail down a sacrifice ... "Twisted. I like it | |||
"I did my gold D of E - something from that must come in use. Oh and I have stamina and am fat so will be able to survive without food for a bit as I carry around my own bakery. Get away, you are not fat No, I am. But I'm surprisingly quick so I'll last long against the zombies. Are they shufflers? Demonically possessed and sprint like hell hounds?" Shufflers. You need a bat? | |||
"I also have a nail gun ,always useful in case we need to nail down a sacrifice ...
Twisted. I like it "Oh I'm twisted | |||
"I'm an over 50 single male on fab. Nobody else gives a shit, why should a zombie. " | |||
"I survived a Bareback Forum thread.....compared to that a zombie apocalypse is a piece of piss " | |||
"How would you survive? What skill set do you bring to the table?" Im a chemist so can synthesise drugs and antiobiotics etc, i work in a chemical company with a secure compound | |||
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"Well, in a pinch, I can fly a light aircraft - something with a prop, and not too much bigger than a 2-seater, so I'm afraid getting us all out on a Hercules might be a bit beyond my skills. (Bit rusty though - I haven't logged a single hour in 20 years, and I'm not entirely certain how to land...) Failing that? Vegetable gardening, bookkeeping, administration, creative writing, and a healthily dark, bleak, occasionally sarcastic sense of humour (meaning I'll probably survive until halfway through the third reel, and then expire with a final quip). Oh, and back around the time I was learning to fly, I was also pretty reasonable with a bolt-action .22!" | |||
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yeah, i'm good to go | |||
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"I can tie a reef knot. " Excellent skill for when the reef needs to be re-tied! | |||
"I can handle a chainsaw and I've already got a plan "You can be in my team, as well! | |||
"We own - and use - crossbows, longbows, axes, maces, swords and various pole weapons, so we'd give 'em hell!" So not jehovas then?  | |||
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"I learned recently I'm pretty deadly with an axe at 15 paces "Dare we ask how you found this out | |||
"i can shoot, i can trap, i can fish, i can forage pretty effectively, i can brew alcohol from wild fruit for those who desire it (not for me though ta) i own shotguns, i have chainsaws and long handled bill hooks, take a head clean off with one pass with those =) i'm half way ok mechanically, i'm pretty ok with plumbing/electrics..enough to get by, i have a plan already in place, the 4x4 is getting loaded up with weapons, shells and some supplies, right to my mates metal workshop to get the full A team treatment, steel plate everywhere, riot van style front window bars, roof hatch for a gunner, gonna lift his c.b radio from the workshop too...beyond there only i know where i'm going
yeah, i'm good to go "I'm with you, and can vouch for Pud and Bryan^^^ | |||
"I'm going to the Winchester, to have a nice cold pint, and wait for it all blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?" | |||
"I learned recently I'm pretty deadly with an axe at 15 paces
Dare we ask how you found this out "She could tell you bet then she'd have to *thump* Aargh..... | |||
"i can shoot, i can trap, i can fish, i can forage pretty effectively, i can brew alcohol from wild fruit for those who desire it (not for me though ta) i own shotguns, i have chainsaws and long handled bill hooks, take a head clean off with one pass with those =) i'm half way ok mechanically, i'm pretty ok with plumbing/electrics..enough to get by, i have a plan already in place, the 4x4 is getting loaded up with weapons, shells and some supplies, right to my mates metal workshop to get the full A team treatment, steel plate everywhere, riot van style front window bars, roof hatch for a gunner, gonna lift his c.b radio from the workshop too...beyond there only i know where i'm going
yeah, i'm good to go
I'm with you, and can vouch for Pud and Bryan^^^ "+ sammi makes 5. we're full. pick up and get used to a weapon, three at the windows, one standing gunner, standing takes the heavy 10 gauge, there's three and a half inch magnum shells under the seat for that, whoever is on that, you've got a bit more range ok? and mount it up good and tight on that shoulder, got a kick! windows, take a 12 gauge, there are three inch mags for those under the other seat, let 'em get in a bit closer before firing, no worries, we're armored we good? lets roll | |||
"i can shoot, i can trap, i can fish, i can forage pretty effectively, i can brew alcohol from wild fruit for those who desire it (not for me though ta) i own shotguns, i have chainsaws and long handled bill hooks, take a head clean off with one pass with those =) i'm half way ok mechanically, i'm pretty ok with plumbing/electrics..enough to get by, i have a plan already in place, the 4x4 is getting loaded up with weapons, shells and some supplies, right to my mates metal workshop to get the full A team treatment, steel plate everywhere, riot van style front window bars, roof hatch for a gunner, gonna lift his c.b radio from the workshop too...beyond there only i know where i'm going
yeah, i'm good to go "Transforming the shed into an underground bunker? | |||
"i can shoot, i can trap, i can fish, i can forage pretty effectively, i can brew alcohol from wild fruit for those who desire it (not for me though ta) i own shotguns, i have chainsaws and long handled bill hooks, take a head clean off with one pass with those =) i'm half way ok mechanically, i'm pretty ok with plumbing/electrics..enough to get by, i have a plan already in place, the 4x4 is getting loaded up with weapons, shells and some supplies, right to my mates metal workshop to get the full A team treatment, steel plate everywhere, riot van style front window bars, roof hatch for a gunner, gonna lift his c.b radio from the workshop too...beyond there only i know where i'm going
yeah, i'm good to go
Transforming the shed into an underground bunker? "it had crossed my mind! but no.....too many people around here, resource would be gone in no time and the place would be over run, in between a town centre and a uni? ...there would be bedreadlocked student zombies all over the gaff! | |||
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"I'd just get a load of treadmills all around my house. They could walk all day and never get any closer so it'd be pretty easy I think " Think we'll take the run away option. Grab a van, stock it chock full of tinned goods. Nick a yacht and float offshore for a year. Oh and we'll hold orgies on the yacht too. It'll be a long twelve months otherwise. | |||
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"i can shoot, i can trap, i can fish, i can forage pretty effectively, i can brew alcohol from wild fruit for those who desire it (not for me though ta) i own shotguns, i have chainsaws and long handled bill hooks, take a head clean off with one pass with those =) i'm half way ok mechanically, i'm pretty ok with plumbing/electrics..enough to get by, i have a plan already in place, the 4x4 is getting loaded up with weapons, shells and some supplies, right to my mates metal workshop to get the full A team treatment, steel plate everywhere, riot van style front window bars, roof hatch for a gunner, gonna lift his c.b radio from the workshop too...beyond there only i know where i'm going
yeah, i'm good to go
I'm with you, and can vouch for Pud and Bryan^^^
+ sammi makes 5. we're full. pick up and get used to a weapon, three at the windows, one standing gunner, standing takes the heavy 10 gauge, there's three and a half inch magnum shells under the seat for that, whoever is on that, you've got a bit more range ok? and mount it up good and tight on that shoulder, got a kick!
windows, take a 12 gauge, there are three inch mags for those under the other seat, let 'em get in a bit closer before firing, no worries, we're armored we good? lets roll "6. we need a child on board sticker. she gets a nerf gun and chain mail. | |||
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"Id be a good killer id grpup up with 10k addy n doc and go n see citizen Z "Mr Mc... Haven't watched Z nation in a while, stopped watching at a certain point.... Have you watche it all? | |||
"6. we need a child on board sticker. she gets a nerf gun and chain mail. "Why do I get the impression she's going to grow up as Tank Girl? | |||
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"6. we need a child on board sticker. she gets a nerf gun and chain mail.
Why do I get the impression she's going to grow up as Tank Girl?"my brothers in the REME. its a distict possibility. | |||
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"my brothers in the REME. its a distict possibility. "I don't know what's more impressive - your list of skills, or that someone besides me actually remembers that comic 
(And what a career to have! Definitely a chap we need on-side when civilisation falls. Which should be in about thirty minutes, if Trump isn't impeached first.) | |||
"i can shoot, i can trap, i can fish, i can forage pretty effectively, i can brew alcohol from wild fruit for those who desire it (not for me though ta) i own shotguns, i have chainsaws and long handled bill hooks, take a head clean off with one pass with those =) i'm half way ok mechanically, i'm pretty ok with plumbing/electrics..enough to get by, i have a plan already in place, the 4x4 is getting loaded up with weapons, shells and some supplies, right to my mates metal workshop to get the full A team treatment, steel plate everywhere, riot van style front window bars, roof hatch for a gunner, gonna lift his c.b radio from the workshop too...beyond there only i know where i'm going
yeah, i'm good to go
I'm with you, and can vouch for Pud and Bryan^^^
+ sammi makes 5. we're full. pick up and get used to a weapon, three at the windows, one standing gunner, standing takes the heavy 10 gauge, there's three and a half inch magnum shells under the seat for that, whoever is on that, you've got a bit more range ok? and mount it up good and tight on that shoulder, got a kick!
windows, take a 12 gauge, there are three inch mags for those under the other seat, let 'em get in a bit closer before firing, no worries, we're armored we good? lets roll
6. we need a child on board sticker. she gets a nerf gun and chain mail. "i have a lovely lille belgian .410 shotgun she could easily handle i could at that age and she seems as capable as i was back then few pointers in safety (hers and ours! not the zombie hordes! ain't no h&s for them mo' fo's!), she'll make a regular little mad max! | |||
"Cardio "^ what he said. | |||
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"How would you survive? What skill set do you bring to the table?" I bring the God damn table. | |||
"i can shoot, i can trap, i can fish, i can forage pretty effectively, i can brew alcohol from wild fruit for those who desire it (not for me though ta) i own shotguns, i have chainsaws and long handled bill hooks, take a head clean off with one pass with those =) i'm half way ok mechanically, i'm pretty ok with plumbing/electrics..enough to get by, i have a plan already in place, the 4x4 is getting loaded up with weapons, shells and some supplies, right to my mates metal workshop to get the full A team treatment, steel plate everywhere, riot van style front window bars, roof hatch for a gunner, gonna lift his c.b radio from the workshop too...beyond there only i know where i'm going
yeah, i'm good to go
I'm with you, and can vouch for Pud and Bryan^^^
+ sammi makes 5. we're full. pick up and get used to a weapon, three at the windows, one standing gunner, standing takes the heavy 10 gauge, there's three and a half inch magnum shells under the seat for that, whoever is on that, you've got a bit more range ok? and mount it up good and tight on that shoulder, got a kick!
windows, take a 12 gauge, there are three inch mags for those under the other seat, let 'em get in a bit closer before firing, no worries, we're armored we good? lets roll
6. we need a child on board sticker. she gets a nerf gun and chain mail. i have a lovely lille belgian .410 shotgun she could easily handle i could at that age and she seems as capable as i was back then few pointers in safety (hers and ours! not the zombie hordes! ain't no h&s for them mo' fo's!), she'll make a regular little mad max!"I recon she'd be pretty good tbh, I'll supply the guard dogs. | |||
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"How would you survive? What skill set do you bring to the table?" Zombies cant swim, im taking the van, loading it with food, finding a boat and getting on it, sit out to shore & wait for it to be dealt with. Simple. Also, dont live too near a graveyard | |||
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"Id be a good killer id grpup up with 10k addy n doc and go n see citizen Z
Mr Mc... Haven't watched Z nation in a while, stopped watching at a certain point.... Have you watche it all? "yea 3 seasons apparently there making the 4th this year. | |||
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"Id be a good killer id grpup up with 10k addy n doc and go n see citizen Z
Mr Mc... Haven't watched Z nation in a while, stopped watching at a certain point.... Have you watche it all? yea 3 seasons apparently there making the 4th this year."I stopped watching at the alien bit, do you not think it just got silly from there? I understand zombies aren't real but bringing aliens into it hahaha | |||
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