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"Shall I send you lots of fanny pics, asking you to drain me? " Eh aye if you must ![]() ![]() | |||
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"That's right worship that cock fs give that lady a banana, cause without us and oor cocks wtf you gonna dae for that good jiggy jiggy? " Find a woman for better jiggy jiggy. ![]() | |||
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"Profiles.... Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic. No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked. Dafuq! ***Newsflash*** your on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs. Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump*" I have heard there are sites on the internet that you can buy a cock shaped item that is not attached to a man... they even vibrate and some play tunes ![]() | |||
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"Profiles.... Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic. No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked. Dafuq! ***Newsflash*** your on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs. Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump* I have heard there are sites on the internet that you can buy a cock shaped item that is not attached to a man... they even vibrate and some play tunes ![]() ![]() | |||
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"No chick or play toy is gonna give a pussy mare pleasure than a horny man fs. IMO " Obviously you haven't met many men on this site..... | |||
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"Shall I send you lots of fanny pics, asking you to drain me? " I'm sure you realise that would have the opposite effect on most men, than the reverse has on most women... ![]() | |||
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"i think it's get to a point where women realise there is more of what they don't want on here than what they do want. " I adore you ability to cut through the crap and make things crystal clear ![]() | |||
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"No chick or play toy is gonna give a pussy mare pleasure than a horny man fs. IMO Obviously you haven't met many men on this site..... " So true ![]() | |||
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"No chick or play toy is gonna give a pussy mare pleasure than a horny man fs. IMO Obviously you haven't met many men on this site..... " Am no here to meet men but if what you say is true then maybe they men need tae up their game however don't tar us aw wi the same brush, some of us know how to navigate a pussy. | |||
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"No chick or play toy is gonna give a pussy mare pleasure than a horny man fs. IMO Obviously you haven't met many men on this site..... Am no here to meet men but if what you say is true then maybe they men need tae up their game however don't tar us aw wi the same brush, some of us know how to navigate a pussy. " ![]() ![]() | |||
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" Keep telling yourself that. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Profiles.... Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic. No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked. Dafuq! ***Newsflash*** your on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs. And you don't have to tell them how great they are or what a big boy they are. Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump* I have heard there are sites on the internet that you can buy a cock shaped item that is not attached to a man... they even vibrate and some play tunes ![]() | |||
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"Shall I send you lots of fanny pics, asking you to drain me? I'm sure you realise that would have the opposite effect on most men, than the reverse has on most women... ![]() You haven't seen my fanny ![]() | |||
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"No chick or play toy is gonna give a pussy mare pleasure than a horny man fs. IMO " I'm still hearing you ![]() | |||
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"No chick or play toy is gonna give a pussy mare pleasure than a horny man fs. IMO I'm still hearing you ![]() A chick on fab, who likes the human boaby fs? Naeway! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"No chick or play toy is gonna give a pussy mare pleasure than a horny man fs. IMO I'm still hearing you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"How would you chicks feel if us men started buying vibrating vaginas and made you surplus tae requirement, fucking sex toys stealing oor jobs fs. " There's room for both. I can't be with every woman on here, every minute of the day. | |||
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"How would you chicks feel if us men started buying vibrating vaginas and made you surplus tae requirement, fucking sex toys stealing oor jobs fs. " Men do buy vibrating vagina's ya know, get with the programme ![]() | |||
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"How would you chicks feel if us men started buying vibrating vaginas and made you surplus tae requirement, fucking sex toys stealing oor jobs fs. Men do buy vibrating vagina's ya know, get with the programme ![]() Not this man ![]() | |||
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"Profiles.... Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic. No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked. Dafuq! ***Newsflash*** your on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs. Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump* I have heard there are sites on the internet that you can buy a cock shaped item that is not attached to a man... they even vibrate and some play tunes ![]() iTunes? I want one ![]() | |||
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"How would you chicks feel if us men started buying vibrating vaginas and made you surplus tae requirement, fucking sex toys stealing oor jobs fs. " Look at it this way M1cks, you wouldn't have to work hard to get your dick wet ![]() | |||
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"How would you chicks feel if us men started buying vibrating vaginas and made you surplus tae requirement, fucking sex toys stealing oor jobs fs. Look at it this way M1cks, you wouldn't have to work hard to get your dick wet ![]() It's terrible for straight guys like me on ere fs, near enough every chick wants to go tae the danger zone, my ass is for exit only fs. ![]() | |||
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"How would you chicks feel if us men started buying vibrating vaginas and made you surplus tae requirement, fucking sex toys stealing oor jobs fs. Look at it this way M1cks, you wouldn't have to work hard to get your dick wet ![]() ![]() I'm still hearing you fs ![]() | |||
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"So other than the very sexual and now ever so in demand pink panther none of you other fmite chicks dig the human boaby? Men can multi task fs we can even dae pillow talk afterwords, can yer dildos and strap ons dae that? I think not. Jobs for the boabys fs. " i just want one that can sing me a song after we've finished. "did you enjoy that baby i can give you all you need i've not got arms to cuddle you but i won't impregnate you either with my seed" | |||
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"So other than the very sexual and now ever so in demand pink panther none of you other fmite chicks dig the human boaby? Men can multi task fs we can even dae pillow talk afterwords, can yer dildos and strap ons dae that? I think not. Jobs for the boabys fs. i just want one that can sing me a song after we've finished. "did you enjoy that baby i can give you all you need i've not got arms to cuddle you but i won't impregnate you either with my seed"" A serenading dildo fs ![]() | |||
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""did you enjoy that baby i can give you all you need i've not got arms to cuddle you but i won't impregnate you either with my seed"" That''s quite the lullaby ![]() | |||
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"Im rather partial to a cock attached to a man. Only if hes gagged though ![]() Ah.... there's always small print fs | |||
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"How would you chicks feel if us men started buying vibrating vaginas and made you surplus tae requirement, fucking sex toys stealing oor jobs fs. There's room for both. I can't be with every woman on here, every minute of the day. " No for sure you can't. You have sparrows to feed and a demanding goose to keep quite. ![]() | |||
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"don't get me started with more songs... ![]() Do it, do it, do it ![]() | |||
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"Shall I send you lots of fanny pics, asking you to drain me? " erm....yes please. | |||
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"How would you chicks feel if us men started buying vibrating vaginas and made you surplus tae requirement, fucking sex toys stealing oor jobs fs. There's room for both. I can't be with every woman on here, every minute of the day. No for sure you can't. You have sparrows to feed and a demanding goose to keep quite. ![]() Xactly! Plus CivV to play. You girls just going to have to look after yourself once in a while... | |||
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"The vag is designed for human cock not substitutes fs. " Maybe that's why dildos are shaped that way ![]() | |||
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"That's right worship that cock fs give that lady a banana, cause without us and oor cocks wtf you gonna dae for that good jiggy jiggy? Find a woman for better jiggy jiggy. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Profiles.... Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic. No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked. Dafuq! ***Newsflash*** your on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs. Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump*" I like these kind of profiles though bacause it tells me to avoid and block them because they would not be for me ![]() | |||
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"How would you chicks feel if us men started buying vibrating vaginas and made you surplus tae requirement, fucking sex toys stealing oor jobs fs. There's room for both. I can't be with every woman on here, every minute of the day. No for sure you can't. You have sparrows to feed and a demanding goose to keep quite. ![]() I'm quite adept at looking after myself...... whoops I'm probably adding to the OP insecurities admitting to that ![]() | |||
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"Shall I send you lots of fanny pics, asking you to drain me? erm....yes please." So easy | |||
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"The vag is designed for human cock not substitutes fs. Maybe that's why dildos are shaped that way ![]() Why imitate when you can have the real deal on tap fs ![]() | |||
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"You need to learn how to suck your own dick. " That's a good point, what possible pleasure does sucking a toy give? | |||
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"Fair enough!" And qudripple spankings for your sweet erse ![]() | |||
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"So other than the very sexual and now ever so in demand pink panther none of you other fmite chicks dig the human boaby? Men can multi task fs we can even dae pillow talk afterwords, can yer dildos and strap ons dae that? I think not. Jobs for the boabys fs. " You have your moment's of being useful. | |||
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"Fair enough! And qudripple spankings for your sweet erse ![]() Promises promises! | |||
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"That's right worship that cock fs give that lady a banana, cause without us and oor cocks wtf you gonna dae for that good jiggy jiggy? " I worship a cock that is worthy of it Not one connected to an idiot & I certainly don't need one... | |||
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"So other than the very sexual and now ever so in demand pink panther none of you other fmite chicks dig the human boaby? Men can multi task fs we can even dae pillow talk afterwords, can yer dildos and strap ons dae that? I think not. Jobs for the boabys fs. You have your moment's of being useful." Can the imitations eat your pussy out to the point of nae return then flip you oor an rattle you doggy style, whilst tugging yer hair, until you cum? ![]() | |||
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"So other than the very sexual and now ever so in demand pink panther none of you other fmite chicks dig the human boaby? Men can multi task fs we can even dae pillow talk afterwords, can yer dildos and strap ons dae that? I think not. Jobs for the boabys fs. You have your moment's of being useful. Can the imitations eat your pussy out to the point of nae return then flip you oor an rattle you doggy style, whilst tugging yer hair, until you cum? ![]() I've never cum in the doggy position ![]() | |||
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"So other than the very sexual and now ever so in demand pink panther none of you other fmite chicks dig the human boaby? Men can multi task fs we can even dae pillow talk afterwords, can yer dildos and strap ons dae that? I think not. Jobs for the boabys fs. You have your moment's of being useful. Can the imitations eat your pussy out to the point of nae return then flip you oor an rattle you doggy style, whilst tugging yer hair, until you cum? ![]() ![]() Really!!!! ![]() | |||
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"That's right worship that cock fs give that lady a banana, cause without us and oor cocks wtf you gonna dae for that good jiggy jiggy? I worship a cock that is worthy of it Not one connected to an idiot & I certainly don't need one... " Aye but it's no like your marrying the guy wi the cock, even if he is an idiot, as long as your happy with the type of cock that's gonna pleasure you what does it matter? It's not like a dildo has an IQ fs and chicks still use them. I've pumped many dozy chicks in my time and will no doubt pump many more, not the most stimulating of conversations but great shags nonetheless. | |||
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" an the imitations eat your pussy out to the point of nae return then flip you oor an rattle you doggy style, whilst tugging yer hair, until you cum? ![]() ![]() ![]() Not that I recall | |||
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"So other than the very sexual and now ever so in demand pink panther none of you other fmite chicks dig the human boaby? Men can multi task fs we can even dae pillow talk afterwords, can yer dildos and strap ons dae that? I think not. Jobs for the boabys fs. You have your moment's of being useful. Can the imitations eat your pussy out to the point of nae return then flip you oor an rattle you doggy style, whilst tugging yer hair, until you cum? ![]() ![]() That wouldn't happen if you used a real boaby and no a toy one fs. Most Men know how to make chicks Cum it's what we dae fs. | |||
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" I've never cum in the doggy position ![]() If only that were true ![]() | |||
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" I've never cum in the doggy position ![]() ![]() By the sounds of it you've been in the company of the wrong caliber of man/men fs. Allow me the pleasure of introducing you to ma man Seeside if this guy doesn't make you Cum all over the place I'll close my account and go unlos fs, yo Seeside where you at dog? | |||
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"So other than the very sexual and now ever so in demand pink panther none of you other fmite chicks dig the human boaby? Men can multi task fs we can even dae pillow talk afterwords, can yer dildos and strap ons dae that? I think not. Jobs for the boabys fs. You have your moment's of being useful. Can the imitations eat your pussy out to the point of nae return then flip you oor an rattle you doggy style, whilst tugging yer hair, until you cum? ![]() ![]() Yeah, you carry on believing that. | |||
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"So other than the very sexual and now ever so in demand pink panther none of you other fmite chicks dig the human boaby? Men can multi task fs we can even dae pillow talk afterwords, can yer dildos and strap ons dae that? I think not. Jobs for the boabys fs. You have your moment's of being useful. Can the imitations eat your pussy out to the point of nae return then flip you oor an rattle you doggy style, whilst tugging yer hair, until you cum? ![]() ![]() Most ![]() ![]() | |||
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" I've never cum in the doggy position ![]() ![]() No thankyou. I have been in the right company of a fair few men who can make me cum no problems,just not in doggy style. | |||
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" I've never cum in the doggy position ![]() ![]() They ain't fucking you right. IMO | |||
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"When I become PM my first task will be to ban all female sex toys. How'd you like those chestnuts? ![]() Wouldn't bother me, I don't use them ![]() | |||
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"Cleary some of Fab chicks haven't experienced a man's man man's fs, we don't Cum till you do, we take ladies first literally never mind opening doors and shit we open the Cum flood gates fs. Shout out to the real men of fab wi real boabys fs. " ...and this is exactly whats wrong with men who think like you do. Making women cum before you do puts as much pressure on us to cum as it does for you not to. I'm in charge of my orgasms and I prefer it if the outstanding men I meet, carry on with the exceptional experiences we are both experiencing. Cumming is just icing, it's the rest I'm far more interested in. Once I cum, I'm done so forcing me to do so will result in crap, short, unfulfilling sex for both of us. | |||
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" I've never cum in the doggy position ![]() ![]() Naw | |||
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"Cleary some of Fab chicks haven't experienced a man's man man's fs, we don't Cum till you do, we take ladies first literally never mind opening doors and shit we open the Cum flood gates fs. Shout out to the real men of fab wi real boabys fs. " There was a thread the other day 'how many women fake an orgasm' ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 29/03/17 17:39:11]" I don't want my pussy destroying fs and Seeside isn't my type as I'm probably not his ![]() | |||
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" I've never cum in the doggy position ![]() ![]() You need a good rodgering fs, aff some real, good cock, a cock that's gonna destroy yer pussy and make it sore for you to stand for at least two days, am telling ya search the username 'Seeside' ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 29/03/17 17:39:11]" To late old man ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 29/03/17 17:39:11] To late old man ![]() Aye yer quick I'll gee you that fs ![]() | |||
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"i think it's get to a point where women realise there is more of what they don't want on here than what they do want. " ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Cleary some of Fab chicks haven't experienced a man's man man's fs, we don't Cum till you do, we take ladies first literally never mind opening doors and shit we open the Cum flood gates fs. Shout out to the real men of fab wi real boabys fs. There was a thread the other day 'how many women fake an orgasm' ![]() ![]() | |||
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"i think it's get to a point where women realise there is more of what they don't want on here than what they do want. ![]() ![]() we only know what we don't want. ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 29/03/17 17:39:11] To late old man ![]() ![]() Of course I am,we women are generally quicker than you men! What smart arse answer are you going to come back with,make it a good one?! ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 29/03/17 17:39:11] To late old man ![]() ![]() ![]() This just in..... Naw | |||
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"i think it's get to a point where women realise there is more of what they don't want on here than what they do want. ![]() ![]() ![]() I need backup 3sum,the op is in a cocky mood ![]() | |||
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"i think it's get to a point where women realise there is more of what they don't want on here than what they do want. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() aw, i love you both and can't choose sides... ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 29/03/17 17:39:11] To late old man ![]() ![]() ![]() Well that's a huge disappointment,but you are a man I suppose... ![]() | |||
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"i think it's get to a point where women realise there is more of what they don't want on here than what they do want. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Bride?! ![]() | |||
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"i think it's get to a point where women realise there is more of what they don't want on here than what they do want. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Love you mare Jim Boab XxmwahxX | |||
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"i think it's get to a point where women realise there is more of what they don't want on here than what they do want. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() big huggies ellie may, love you too obv and already said it but. ![]() | |||
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"ok. right ladies do not need a mans willie in their lady hole. lesbians are proof of that, nuns are proof of that, dildos are proof of that. etc. new fellas, here's my guide on how to access vagina. firstly, you need to talk to the lady, this is easy. next, you need her to engage with you, this is the hard part. what if said lady is not looking for penis at this time? you abandon mission and go looking for a new mission. hearltess and shallow i know but there is point trying to wet your dick in dry holes is there? what if said lady decides to converse? you do not abandon mission and go looking for another lady, huge no-no fellas and we see you doing this. it makes 0 sense, none. so stop that you douches. you now have to keep her engaged and interested in your cock, balls, a-hole and whatever else you're gonna use during the sex. and that's it. keep chatting, keep fabbing her pics then she knows you're still checking her out, unfab and refab if you have to!!!! send her winks every opportunity too, you would do this irl if wanting regular sex so do it here. little wink, cheeky smile, but of banter and appreciation of her round butt that is so touchable and lickable. that's it. we will dump you once you start slacking. ![]() Fs it's easier to get yer jam roll of shagbook. | |||
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"i think it's get to a point where women realise there is more of what they don't want on here than what they do want. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() yes please. i am available for marriage to the highest bidder. ![]() | |||
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"ok. right ladies do not need a mans willie in their lady hole. lesbians are proof of that, nuns are proof of that, dildos are proof of that. etc. new fellas, here's my guide on how to access vagina. firstly, you need to talk to the lady, this is easy. next, you need her to engage with you, this is the hard part. what if said lady is not looking for penis at this time? you abandon mission and go looking for a new mission. hearltess and shallow i know but there is point trying to wet your dick in dry holes is there? what if said lady decides to converse? you do not abandon mission and go looking for another lady, huge no-no fellas and we see you doing this. it makes 0 sense, none. so stop that you douches. you now have to keep her engaged and interested in your cock, balls, a-hole and whatever else you're gonna use during the sex. and that's it. keep chatting, keep fabbing her pics then she knows you're still checking her out, unfab and refab if you have to!!!! send her winks every opportunity too, you would do this irl if wanting regular sex so do it here. little wink, cheeky smile, but of banter and appreciation of her round butt that is so touchable and lickable. that's it. we will dump you once you start slacking. ![]() Ok, this is literally the best post I've ever read on the forums! ![]() | |||
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"ok. right ladies do not need a mans willie in their lady hole. lesbians are proof of that, nuns are proof of that, dildos are proof of that. etc. new fellas, here's my guide on how to access vagina. firstly, you need to talk to the lady, this is easy. next, you need her to engage with you, this is the hard part. what if said lady is not looking for penis at this time? you abandon mission and go looking for a new mission. hearltess and shallow i know but there is point trying to wet your dick in dry holes is there? what if said lady decides to converse? you do not abandon mission and go looking for another lady, huge no-no fellas and we see you doing this. it makes 0 sense, none. so stop that you douches. you now have to keep her engaged and interested in your cock, balls, a-hole and whatever else you're gonna use during the sex. and that's it. keep chatting, keep fabbing her pics then she knows you're still checking her out, unfab and refab if you have to!!!! send her winks every opportunity too, you would do this irl if wanting regular sex so do it here. little wink, cheeky smile, but of banter and appreciation of her round butt that is so touchable and lickable. that's it. we will dump you once you start slacking. ![]() that is my 'fab how to' guide. other more simpler guides are available for lesser known websites and POF. | |||
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"Profiles.... Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic. No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked. Dafuq! ***Newsflash*** your* on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs. Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump*" *you're. | |||
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"Profiles.... Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic. No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked. Dafuq! ***Newsflash*** your* on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs. Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump* *you're." Mabad you're* ![]() | |||
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"... all I have taken from this thread is that I want a singing dildo ![]() ![]() Naw you don't you want the real McCoy fs. Jobs for boabys. | |||
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"Profiles.... Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic. No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked. Dafuq! ***Newsflash*** your on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs. Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump*" The 1's who say this who aren't lesbians have just usually been hurt by a man. Bit of time to recuperate and they are back on the cock. | |||
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"... all I have taken from this thread is that I want a singing dildo ![]() ![]() with different songs depending on how fast you move it ![]() | |||
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"Long live the cock, power to the cock, worship the cock, cause cock is king fs." but does it sing? ![]() | |||
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"ode to the penis. you can be long and hard or fat or skinny you can rub yourself outside our body or in it you can spurt and make a mess over our face or on our dress we might like that or we might not you think we want you coz you're hot but a singing dildo is what we need so i am adding a search to my facebook feed" yes!!! brilliant ha ha | |||
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"Long live the cock, power to the cock, worship the cock, cause cock is king fs. but does it sing? ![]() Sings, dances and spits anawl. | |||
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"Profiles.... Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic. No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked. Dafuq! ***Newsflash*** your on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs. Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump* The 1's who say this who aren't lesbians have just usually been hurt by a man. Bit of time to recuperate and they are back on the cock." May have been hurt May be straight (or not) May "get back on the cock" But still doesn't mean I can't select it carefully I'm not desperate! | |||
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"Profiles.... Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic. No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked. Dafuq! ***Newsflash*** your on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs. Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump* The 1's who say this who aren't lesbians have just usually been hurt by a man. Bit of time to recuperate and they are back on the cock. May have been hurt May be straight (or not) May "get back on the cock" But still doesn't mean I can't select it carefully I'm not desperate!" It's normally a butt hurt reaction. Also a good excuse for rejection. Yeah I didn't suggest any women were desperate. | |||
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"i actually would meet a guy with a singing penis also. would be cool if his balls were back up singers." I immediately had an image of that and I will survive popped into my head. | |||
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"i actually would meet a guy with a singing penis also. would be cool if his balls were back up singers. I immediately had an image of that and I will survive popped into my head." haha, ![]() | |||
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"I have to make sure not to read this thread before going to bed tonight... otherwise I am going to have extremely entertaining dreams ![]() ![]() ![]() you should read it for that very reason. ![]() | |||
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"i actually would meet a guy with a singing penis also. would be cool if his balls were back up singers." Kid Creole and the Coconuts?! ![]() | |||
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"I have to make sure not to read this thread before going to bed tonight... otherwise I am going to have extremely entertaining dreams ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() team effort! can I go to bed now then to see what happens?? | |||
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"We have the power m1cks, get used to it ![]() Naw | |||
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"I have to make sure not to read this thread before going to bed tonight... otherwise I am going to have extremely entertaining dreams ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() haha, if you want. let me know what did happen. | |||
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"Profiles.... Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic. No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked. Dafuq! ***Newsflash*** your on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs. Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump* I have heard there are sites on the internet that you can buy a cock shaped item that is not attached to a man... they even vibrate and some play tunes ![]() Is there one that plays the theme to hawaii five -o? Like that tune!! | |||
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"btw m1cks I kind of a free than a lot of woman's profiles are negative. but a lot of man's are sloppy. you always gonna get the good the bad and the ugly ones, just another way todecide if you want to meet or not..." You asking me for a pump? ![]() | |||
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"Profiles.... Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic. No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked. Dafuq! ***Newsflash*** your on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs. Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump*" How can you be sure they are women ? ![]() | |||
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"Profiles.... Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic. No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked. Dafuq! ***Newsflash*** your on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs. Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump* How can you be sure they are women ? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"No chick or play toy is gonna give a pussy mare pleasure than a horny man fs. IMO " Wanna test that theory? Brace! ![]() | |||
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"No chick or play toy is gonna give a pussy mare pleasure than a horny man fs. IMO Wanna test that theory? Brace! ![]() Naw ![]() | |||
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"No chick or play toy is gonna give a pussy mare pleasure than a horny man fs. IMO Wanna test that theory? Brace! ![]() ![]() Order is restored ![]() | |||
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"No chick or play toy is gonna give a pussy mare pleasure than a horny man fs. IMO Wanna test that theory? Brace! ![]() ![]() ![]() The best engine in the world is the vagina, it takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so fucking temperamental. ![]() | |||
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"No chick or play toy is gonna give a pussy mare pleasure than a horny man fs. IMO Wanna test that theory? Brace! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() What are you driving at? ![]() | |||
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"No chick or play toy is gonna give a pussy mare pleasure than a horny man fs. IMO Wanna test that theory? Brace! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You do a grand job at alienating your target audience. | |||
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"No chick or play toy is gonna give a pussy mare pleasure than a horny man fs. IMO Wanna test that theory? Brace! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() A wanna finger yer engine ![]() | |||
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"No chick or play toy is gonna give a pussy mare pleasure than a horny man fs. IMO Wanna test that theory? Brace! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm due for a MOT | |||
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"No chick or play toy is gonna give a pussy mare pleasure than a horny man fs. IMO Wanna test that theory? Brace! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() An a service ![]() | |||
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"M1cks you should ask her if you can put your fingers in her gearbox.... ![]() Finger, singular, Ella's only wee and oooooooofft ever so tight, fingers, plural, would spoil her fs. Ma sexy Ella fs ![]() | |||
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"But your one of them ones who wants my erse thus it can never be alas the end of my fab fantasy fs ![]() I actually don't. I just like watching your reaction. ![]() | |||
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"M1cks you should ask her if you can put your fingers in her gearbox.... ![]() ![]() Bwahahaha, you crack me up!! ![]() | |||
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"But your one of them ones who wants my erse thus it can never be alas the end of my fab fantasy fs ![]() ![]() Yeh yeh...... ![]() | |||
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"But your one of them ones who wants my erse thus it can never be alas the end of my fab fantasy fs ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Erm.... what's a "boaby". I thought I'd translated it as "baby" but I'm not sure I have that right? ![]() A boaby aka penis. | |||
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"Profiles.... Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic. No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked. Dafuq! ***Newsflash*** your on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs. And you don't have to tell them how great they are or what a big boy they are. Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump* I have heard there are sites on the internet that you can buy a cock shaped item that is not attached to a man... they even vibrate and some play tunes ![]() Guess that trumps a man whistling whilst doing the do! ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 30/03/17 11:47:56]" On the contrary, I just like to help myself filter out the frigid ones, who have a different sense of humour to me. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 30/03/17 11:47:56] On the contrary, I just like to help myself filter out the frigid ones, who have a different sense of humour to me." I've packed, where is it we're off to? ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 30/03/17 11:47:56] On the contrary, I just like to help myself filter out the frigid ones, who have a different sense of humour to me. I've packed, where is it we're off to? ![]() Depends on what you've packed Missy? | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 30/03/17 11:47:56] On the contrary, I just like to help myself filter out the frigid ones, who have a different sense of humour to me. I've packed, where is it we're off to? ![]() Not a lot didn't think I need it lol ![]() | |||
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"i think it's get to a point where women realise there is more of what they don't want on here than what they do want. " Amen sister ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 30/03/17 11:47:56] On the contrary, I just like to help myself filter out the frigid ones, who have a different sense of humour to me. I've packed, where is it we're off to? ![]() ![]() Did you pack yer swimsuit for the spa and sauna fs? ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 30/03/17 11:47:56] On the contrary, I just like to help myself filter out the frigid ones, who have a different sense of humour to me. I've packed, where is it we're off to? ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes yes and the sexy lingerie for afterwards ![]() | |||
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"Profiles.... Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic. No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked. Dafuq! ***Newsflash*** your on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs. Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump*" I agree and it seems that the less attractive women are the most demanding like some sort of fucked up paradox ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 30/03/17 11:47:56] On the contrary, I just like to help myself filter out the frigid ones, who have a different sense of humour to me. I've packed, where is it we're off to? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ooooooffft ![]() | |||
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"Profiles.... Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic. No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked. Dafuq! ***Newsflash*** your on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs. Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump* I agree and it seems that the less attractive women are the most demanding like some sort of fucked up paradox ![]() Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, the 'less attractive' chicks may have outstanding personality or genitals, a 5p plastic bag can go a long way fs ![]() | |||
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"Profiles.... Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic. No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked. Dafuq! ***Newsflash*** your on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs. Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump* I agree and it seems that the less attractive women are the most demanding like some sort of fucked up paradox ![]() ![]() You would need to double bag some of them on here ![]() | |||
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"What's the point in ranting if you hide your profile lol. " Simply because I can and also because mystery is good ![]() | |||
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"i think it's get to a point where women realise there is more of what they don't want on here than what they do want. " ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 30/03/17 11:47:56] On the contrary, I just like to help myself filter out the frigid ones, who have a different sense of humour to me. I've packed, where is it we're off to? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Easy tiger ![]() | |||
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"What's the point in ranting if you hide your profile lol. " I though you had hairy tits for a minute there, looked like a fuzzy female bigfoots chest, lucky for the zoom button fs, nice bra lol. | |||
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"Profiles.... Just been reading some and OMG are some chicks on fab misandristic. No men this! no men that! if men do x, y or z they will get blocked. Dafuq! ***Newsflash*** your on a sex site, some of you need good cock in your lives, that good cock is attached to men fs. Lose the hate & increase the love, fistbump* I have heard there are sites on the internet that you can buy a cock shaped item that is not attached to a man... they even vibrate and some play tunes ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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