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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've finally plucked up the courage to join a gym and been shown round the scary machines by a man child who looks like he's been blown up with a foot pump.
Now I just need to find the courage to actually go and play about with said scary machinery and make it look like I know what the feck I'm doing 
Where do I start? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would suggest you get involved in classes! If your gym offers Body pump (or a boot camp, sign up - you'll get fit and meet people and it takes away all the newbie jitters  |
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"Make sure you overload FB with timeline updates of 'smashed it at the gym this morning/afternoon/evening'
It's mandatory I believe. "
Status updates on here too  |
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"Make sure you overload FB with timeline updates of 'smashed it at the gym this morning/afternoon/evening'
It's mandatory I believe.
Status updates on here too "
Not to mention all of the usual suspect #'s  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Right so
1) get shown round and ogle trainers ass -check
2)put membership card in your purse and go find the coffee machine- check
3) buy bright lycra gym gear and up your selfie game- work in progress
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right so
1) get shown round and ogle trainers ass -check
2)put membership card in your purse and go find the coffee machine- check
3) buy bright lycra gym gear and up your selfie game- work in progress
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You're a natural |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right so
1) get shown round and ogle trainers ass -check
2)put membership card in your purse and go find the coffee machine- check
3) buy bright lycra gym gear and up your selfie game- work in progress
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Not to mention, don't actually work out. Spend the hour strutting round with your protein shaker bottle.
Less flippantly, assess what your goals are and come up with a program that fits those goals. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Right so
1) get shown round and ogle trainers ass -check
2)put membership card in your purse and go find the coffee machine- check
3) buy bright lycra gym gear and up your selfie game- work in progress
Not to mention, don't actually work out. Spend the hour strutting round with your protein shaker bottle.
Less flippantly, assess what your goals are and come up with a program that fits those goals. "
Goals? No one said I'd have to play football!
I want thin legs, a tight ass, less belly and arms that don't look like badly packed sausages...is there a program for that?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've finally plucked up the courage to join a gym and been shown round the scary machines by a man child who looks like he's been blown up with a foot pump.
Now I just need to find the courage to actually go and play about with said scary machinery and make it look like I know what the feck I'm doing
Where do I start? "
Well done you |
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The most important thing to remember is to drink a protein shake as you walk out of the gym, just so everyone outside knows you've just been to the gym.
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