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If only Carling made fairytales ( other beers are available)

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford

When Snow White started copping off with Prince Charming, the dwarfs were a little put out. So they hatached a plan to spy on her whenever they could.

One fine summer's day Snowy visited PC in his Manor House and enjoyed a stroll around his walled garden.

The dwarfs leaned their ladder against the wall, and climbed the ladder, one to each step. Happy on the top rung, Doc, Dopey, Soapy, Bashful, Sneezy and Grumpy.

After a short while, Grumpy became curious and asked Sneezy what was happening. Sneezy asked Bashful who asked Soapy who asked Dopey who asked Doc who asked Happy.

Happy said "There having a cuddle"

"There having a cuddle, their having a cuddle, they're having a cuddle", etc and so it went on.

Coupla minutes later Happy says "he's got her tits out". "he's got her tits out", "He's got her tits out" etc

Couple more minutes pass and her pants are round her ankles and this is relayed down the line.

When PC inserts his fingers this again is passed down the line.

Then PC does the right thing and enters Snowy giving her the shag of her life and again this is relayed down the line.

At this point Sneezy gives out a loud sneeze, bless him, which PC hears and turns round to see Happy's face peering over the wall. He climbs off Snowy ( oh yeah ) and races towards the wall.

Happy shouts "Quick, PC is coming"

"So am I"

"So am I"

"So am I"

"So am I"

"So am I"

"So am I"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

PMSL!!!!!

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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10/10

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

My innocent way of thinking about fairy tales has been corrupted... I blame the OP

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dead man walking mushy xx

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

Mushy, Soapy is Dopey!!!!!

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man  over a year ago

Bradford

Ahem , just need to find my Snow White now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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Ahem , just need to find my Snow White now."

Good luck on here pmsl xx

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By *aucy3Couple  over a year ago

glasgow

lol

so am i.

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