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over a year ago
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Lots of threads popping up from single men complaining about not meeting anyone.
So use this thread to advertise what makes you a mans man. You never know, may get a message from it
Me? I drink lager from a can and sharpen pencils with Stanley knives |
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"Lots of threads popping up from single men complaining about not meeting anyone.
So use this thread to advertise what makes you a mans man. You never know, may get a message from it
Me? I drink lager from a can and sharpen pencils with Stanley knives "
I'm sold lol  |
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"Lots of threads popping up from single men complaining about not meeting anyone.
So use this thread to advertise what makes you a mans man. You never know, may get a message from it
Me? I drink lager from a can and sharpen pencils with Stanley knives "
ooh get you! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think the term "a man's man" was invented for me!
I'm so macho I chew bricks and clean my teeth with an angle grinder  "
I imagine you've only ever cleaned your teeth with an angle grinder once? |
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"I think the term "a man's man" was invented for me!
I'm so macho I chew bricks and clean my teeth with an angle grinder
I imagine you've only ever cleaned your teeth with an angle grinder once? "
He didn't need to, had none left after chewing bricks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lots of threads popping up from single men complaining about not meeting anyone.
So use this thread to advertise what makes you a mans man. You never know, may get a message from it
Me? I drink lager from a can and sharpen pencils with Stanley knives "
Do you crush the can? With one hand?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think the term "a man's man" was invented for me!
I'm so macho I chew bricks and clean my teeth with an angle grinder
I imagine you've only ever cleaned your teeth with an angle grinder once? "
Yep, now I just cauterise my gums nightly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lots of threads popping up from single men complaining about not meeting anyone.
So use this thread to advertise what makes you a mans man. You never know, may get a message from it
Me? I drink lager from a can and sharpen pencils with Stanley knives
Do you crush the can? With one hand?? "
Yes, well clenching my teeth and letting out a manly GGRRR |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I worked doors for a living, but now limit my manliness to ripping tissues, crushing grapes with my bare hands and jumping off kerbs......grrrrrrrrrrrrr hear me roar!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lots of threads popping up from single men complaining about not meeting anyone.
So use this thread to advertise what makes you a mans man. You never know, may get a message from it
Me? I drink lager from a can and sharpen pencils with Stanley knives
Do you crush the can? With one hand??
Yes, well clenching my teeth and letting out a manly GGRRR"
Phwooaarr!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I pop champagne corks with my bare hands none of this tea towel nonsense 
I call people mate (only when I can't remember their names though )
I guess mate is better than what I call you "
I like what you call me almost sounds like a compliment if you say it underwater |
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"I pop champagne corks with my bare hands none of this tea towel nonsense
I call people mate (only when I can't remember their names though )
I guess mate is better than what I call you
I like what you call me almost sounds like a compliment if you say it underwater "
Your compliments aren't much better |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I pop champagne corks with my bare hands none of this tea towel nonsense
I call people mate (only when I can't remember their names though )
I guess mate is better than what I call you
I like what you call me almost sounds like a compliment if you say it underwater
Your compliments aren't much better "
I didn't realise I'd ever complimented you  |
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"I pop champagne corks with my bare hands none of this tea towel nonsense
I call people mate (only when I can't remember their names though )
I guess mate is better than what I call you
I like what you call me almost sounds like a compliment if you say it underwater
Your compliments aren't much better
I didn't realise I'd ever complimented you "
That's my point |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I pop champagne corks with my bare hands none of this tea towel nonsense
I call people mate (only when I can't remember their names though )
I guess mate is better than what I call you
I like what you call me almost sounds like a compliment if you say it underwater
Your compliments aren't much better
I didn't realise I'd ever complimented you
That's my point "
Well you are very pink and panther like best you're gonna get for now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like sucking cock and bum sex.
That kinda makes me a mans man don't it?
Until he mentions the L word "
Then he doesn't get his cock sucked or bum sex. |
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"I pop champagne corks with my bare hands none of this tea towel nonsense
I call people mate (only when I can't remember their names though )
I guess mate is better than what I call you
I like what you call me almost sounds like a compliment if you say it underwater
Your compliments aren't much better
I didn't realise I'd ever complimented you
That's my point
Well you are very pink and panther like best you're gonna get for now "
I won't block you just yet then
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like sucking cock and bum sex.
That kinda makes me a mans man don't it?
Until he mentions the L word
Then he doesn't get his cock sucked or bum sex.
That's harsh "
Well I suppose he could just not from me. I'm miserable today. |
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