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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
I have just watched a program about police dogs and their handlers. I have raised 3 generations of Border Collies and have an affiniation with our four legged nose licking friends 
I know it's hard work, but the rewards must be awesome, and you get to take your best mate to work with you 
Either that or an archaeologist  |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
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Either that or an archaeologist
At one point my daughter was wanting to be a "trumpet playing, ballet dancing, archaeologist"...
;-)"
A kind of Louis Armstrong/Rudolf Nureyev/Indiana Jones type of daughter then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wanted to be an archaeologist when I was a kid, until I spoke to someone who told me there were no jobs in it.
I would love to do living histories for a living.
The Mr wants his own comic book stall and geek shop. I wouldn't mind having a cafe.
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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago
Wrexham |
I would like to be an inventor or a tinkerer of things. For that I would need both time and money though.
My current aspiration is to become a published children's book author/illustrator. |
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Either that or an archaeologist
At one point my daughter was wanting to be a "trumpet playing, ballet dancing, archaeologist"...
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A kind of Louis Armstrong/Rudolf Nureyev/Indiana Jones type of daughter then "
We struggled to find her some work experience! So she's off to do a degree in Geography instead (hopefully!). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe open up a surf hire place on the north Devon or Cornwall coast.
Failing that, become a Lego Master Builder (that's an actual job title!)  "
is it really? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe open up a surf hire place on the north Devon or Cornwall coast.
Failing that, become a Lego Master Builder (that's an actual job title!) "
Lacey's dream job is Lego master builder. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe open up a surf hire place on the north Devon or Cornwall coast.
Failing that, become a Lego Master Builder (that's an actual job title!)
is it really? "
For real |
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"Maybe open up a surf hire place on the north Devon or Cornwall coast.
Failing that, become a Lego Master Builder (that's an actual job title!)
Lacey's dream job is Lego master builder. "
I watched a program about their entrance exams, it was very cool (in a sad geeky way!). |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
"Maybe open up a surf hire place on the north Devon or Cornwall coast.
Failing that, become a Lego Master Builder (that's an actual job title!)
is it really? "
He's building a massive cock & balls out of Lego as we speak |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would like to be able to create something so that we could feed the hungry try to convince the likes of Tesco etc to donate excess food to the homeless or those in working poverty . Just try to give back and help others in anyway would be the dream job . I think it's so important to try to improve the world by helping people who are most in need |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Maybe open up a surf hire place on the north Devon or Cornwall coast.
Failing that, become a Lego Master Builder (that's an actual job title!)
Lacey's dream job is Lego master builder.
I watched a program about their entrance exams, it was very cool (in a sad geeky way!)."
The only sad thing about Lego is how much it costs!... Well, two things then. I haven't got any kids for an excuse to buy any  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe open up a surf hire place on the north Devon or Cornwall coast.
Failing that, become a Lego Master Builder (that's an actual job title!)
is it really?
For real "
Well everyday is truly a school day  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Maybe open up a surf hire place on the north Devon or Cornwall coast.
Failing that, become a Lego Master Builder (that's an actual job title!)
is it really?
He's building a massive cock & balls out of Lego as we speak "
*looks around for any sign of Ace* How did you know?!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Maybe open up a surf hire place on the north Devon or Cornwall coast.
Failing that, become a Lego Master Builder (that's an actual job title!)
is it really?
He's building a massive cock & balls out of Lego as we speak
*looks around for any sign of Ace* How did you know?!! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A book shop that sells coffee and cakes
But I'd never actually open it, just sit in the comfy chairs reading "
Sounds exquisite. ...my three favourite things |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
"Maybe open up a surf hire place on the north Devon or Cornwall coast.
Failing that, become a Lego Master Builder (that's an actual job title!)
is it really?
He's building a massive cock & balls out of Lego as we speak
*looks around for any sign of Ace* How did you know?!! "
You won't see me, cos I'm actually a profeshnul stalker innit bruv  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im quite lucky to be in my dream job. Love working as a paramedic, no two days are the same "
Bet it is finding men with butter nut squash in there ass you dirty bugger |
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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago
Wrexham |
"Maybe open up a surf hire place on the north Devon or Cornwall coast.
Failing that, become a Lego Master Builder (that's an actual job title!)
Lacey's dream job is Lego master builder.
I watched a program about their entrance exams, it was very cool (in a sad geeky way!).
The only sad thing about Lego is how much it costs!... Well, two things then. I haven't got any kids for an excuse to buy any "
Call it being prepared. You're buying it now in case of children later. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Maybe open up a surf hire place on the north Devon or Cornwall coast.
Failing that, become a Lego Master Builder (that's an actual job title!)
is it really?
He's building a massive cock & balls out of Lego as we speak
*looks around for any sign of Ace* How did you know?!!
You won't see me, cos I'm actually a profeshnul stalker innit bruv "
Who said that?!! Damn! He's good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe open up a surf hire place on the north Devon or Cornwall coast.
Failing that, become a Lego Master Builder (that's an actual job title!)
Lacey's dream job is Lego master builder.
I watched a program about their entrance exams, it was very cool (in a sad geeky way!).
The only sad thing about Lego is how much it costs!... Well, two things then. I haven't got any kids for an excuse to buy any
Call it being prepared. You're buying it now in case of children later."
Oooh cunning plan! I like |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A book shop that sells coffee and cakes
But I'd never actually open it, just sit in the comfy chairs reading
Sounds exquisite. ...my three favourite things "
Some people could have a key to let themselves in and choose a book themselves |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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Astronaut, but in the real world four years ago I quit my job & started a motorbike servicing & repair business from home.
Never going to be rich but I have just subbed myself out to another company for two days a week earning more in the two days than I did working a five & half day week four years ago.
So i'm pretty happy atm, I might have to curtail the dancing about to Stevie Wonders Greatest Hits while working there though
S |
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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago
bristol |
"Im quite lucky to be in my dream job. Love working as a paramedic, no two days are the same
Bet it is finding men with butter nut squash in there ass you dirty bugger "
you would honestly be surprised with the amount of funny jobs we get.....its when you turn up and you know it all started with "Hey, hold my beer, this shits gonna be fun" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My ideal job....it's back home.
Standing at the foot of Strawberry run at sunshine village operating the chair lift. It's not for every one, it gets cold during the ski season |
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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago
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"Astronaut, but in the real world four years ago I quit my job & started a motorbike servicing & repair business from home.
Never going to be rich but I have just subbed myself out to another company for two days a week earning more in the two days than I did working a five & half day week four years ago.
So i'm pretty happy atm, I might have to curtail the dancing about to Stevie Wonders Greatest Hits while working there though
S"
Could always use some advice for my bike :P |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im quite lucky to be in my dream job. Love working as a paramedic, no two days are the same
Bet it is finding men with butter nut squash in there ass you dirty bugger
you would honestly be surprised with the amount of funny jobs we get.....its when you turn up and you know it all started with "Hey, hold my beer, this shits gonna be fun" "
Nothing good comes from that sentence always funny tho |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
"Can't believe I'm the only one thinking sex industry I'd love to have sex all day long and get paid for it lol."
My ex was in the adult entertainment industry, ok, she was a prostitute. £90/hr was the going rate back then. Not bad for laying on her back and opening her legs especially when I was in the room next door  |
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I want a little B&B on the coast somewhere
But I'll do food all the time, tapas in the garden with the firepit blazing.
Cocktails
Tea and cakes in the afternoon.
Here G3orgie, wanna rent my shed for your surf hire?
I'll even feed you if you walk around in shorts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want a little B&B on the coast somewhere
But I'll do food all the time, tapas in the garden with the firepit blazing.
Cocktails
Tea and cakes in the afternoon.
Here G3orgie, wanna rent my shed for your surf hire?
I'll even feed you if you walk around in shorts "
Hot damn! Where do I sign? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lollypop man at a pedestrian crossing...... hey you don't start work until you reach the age of 65  "
my dad was a Lollypop man for a while...he loved it |
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"I want a little B&B on the coast somewhere
But I'll do food all the time, tapas in the garden with the firepit blazing.
Cocktails
Tea and cakes in the afternoon.
Here G3orgie, wanna rent my shed for your surf hire?
I'll even feed you if you walk around in shorts
Hot damn! Where do I sign? "
Verbal agreement
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lollypop man at a pedestrian crossing...... hey you don't start work until you reach the age of 65
my dad was a Lollypop man for a while...he loved it "
Yeah when I was a kid , the old guy who patrolled the crossing next to our school was treated and respected like local hero in the community.... he was regard with genuine affection by kids and adults alike |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think ive got the ideal job in my profession. Id love to say what it is but it will blow my true identity wide open.
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So you're double bluffing with "mechanic" then  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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"Lollypop man at a pedestrian crossing...... hey you don't start work until you reach the age of 65 "
Wrong you can be any age i was a lollypop person when daughter was at school good holidays though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lollypop man at a pedestrian crossing...... hey you don't start work until you reach the age of 65 Wrong you can be any age i was a lollypop person when daughter was at school good holidays though"
How times have changed then....
back in my day every lollipop person appeared to have at least 65 years under their belt and a propensity for smoking a pipe with St Bruno ready rub ... but thank-you for correcting any inaccuracy occurring in my memories ..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think ive got the ideal job in my profession. Id love to say what it is but it will blow my true identity wide open.
So you're double bluffing with "mechanic" then "
Jason Statham wasnt called the Mechanic for fixings cars now was he lol xx |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
P.O. Box DE1 0NQ |
"Im all reedy doing my ideal job
Chef
The Onley thing that wood make it better is to have solid hours instead of a 0 hour contract  "
Would you rather be Ainsley Harriott or Gordon f***ing Ramsey |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think ive got the ideal job in my profession. Id love to say what it is but it will blow my true identity wide open.
So you're double bluffing with "mechanic" then
Jason Statham wasnt called the Mechanic for fixings cars now was he lol xx"
No and Mike wasn't called Mike for no reason was he? |
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