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Disastrous night

By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I went to this swingers party in Liverpool and tossed my keys into a bowl. I thought I had hit the jackpot when this sultry blonde picked them out.

Never saw my Mercedes again.

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By *rish_And_BlondieCouple over a year ago

Liverpool and Ireland

I shall return it tomorrow.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

Boom..

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By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I shall return it tomorrow.

Can you Hoover out the back and run it through the car wash please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to know a girl called Mercedes.....

Wonder if its thee same one....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I went to this swingers party in Liverpool and tossed my keys into a bowl. I thought I had hit the jackpot when this sultry blonde picked them out.

Never saw my Mercedes again."

Bit of a clue in your location!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Glad to see the jokes haven't improved

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

As Charlie Brown would say

"Oh Good Grief!"

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By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Glad to see the jokes haven't improved

But they do mature like a fine wine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Glad to see the jokes haven't improved

But they do mature like a fine wine

It's been corked

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By *lmostthereMan over a year ago

Southampton

"I shall return it tomorrow.

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By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

"I used to know a girl called Mercedes.....

Wonder if its thee same one....

Mercedes bends

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By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I shall return it tomorrow.

With a full tank I hope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I went to this swingers party in Liverpool and tossed my keys into a bowl. I thought I had hit the jackpot when this sultry blonde picked them out.

Never saw my Mercedes again."

Pmsl good one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Happy birthday, Colgate!

Oooops, wrong thread?!

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By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Happy birthday, Colgate!

Oooops, wrong thread?!"

Are you coming to the party?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Happy birthday, Colgate!

Oooops, wrong thread?!

Are you coming to the party?"

It was brilliant!! Why didn't you go?

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By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Happy birthday, Colgate!

Oooops, wrong thread?!

Are you coming to the party?

It was brilliant!! Why didn't you go?"

Wasn't invited

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Happy birthday, Colgate!

Oooops, wrong thread?!

Are you coming to the party?

It was brilliant!! Why didn't you go?

Wasn't invited

Me neither. I saw the pics on Facebook.

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By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Happy birthday, Colgate!

Oooops, wrong thread?!

Are you coming to the party?

It was brilliant!! Why didn't you go?

Wasn't invited

Me neither. I saw the pics on Facebook.

Half of those are fake

The goat was real though

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