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"I sometimes just pretend I am just to get all the ladies."
Hey! It's an ancient and dwindling art to be hit on the head with a pig's bladder, by men wearing bells.
I love it, personally. Seriously!
It's wonderfully, eccentrically English! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I sometimes just pretend I am just to get all the ladies.
Hey! It's an ancient and dwindling art to be hit on the head with a pig's bladder, by men wearing bells.
I love it, personally. Seriously!
It's wonderfully, eccentrically English!"
See guys, ALL the ladies.
Want to shake my bell? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I sometimes just pretend I am just to get all the ladies.
Hey! It's an ancient and dwindling art to be hit on the head with a pig's bladder, by men wearing bells.
I love it, personally. Seriously!
It's wonderfully, eccentrically English!
See guys, ALL the ladies.
Want to shake my bellend?"
FTFY |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I sometimes just pretend I am just to get all the ladies.
Hey! It's an ancient and dwindling art to be hit on the head with a pig's bladder, by men wearing bells.
I love it, personally. Seriously!
It's wonderfully, eccentrically English!
See guys, ALL the ladies.
Want to shake my bellend?
FTFY "
There really was no need though.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I sometimes just pretend I am just to get all the ladies.
Hey! It's an ancient and dwindling art to be hit on the head with a pig's bladder, by men wearing bells.
I love it, personally. Seriously!
It's wonderfully, eccentrically English!
See guys, ALL the ladies.
Want to shake my bellend?
FTFY
There really was no need though. "
I know. I'm driving being cider. It's affected my ability for nuanced humour.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I sometimes just pretend I am just to get all the ladies.
Hey! It's an ancient and dwindling art to be hit on the head with a pig's bladder, by men wearing bells.
I love it, personally. Seriously!
It's wonderfully, eccentrically English!
See guys, ALL the ladies.
Want to shake my bellend?
FTFY
There really was no need though.
I know. I'm driving being cider. It's affected my ability for nuanced humour. "
Jesus!
Drinking some*  |
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"I sometimes just pretend I am just to get all the ladies.
Hey! It's an ancient and dwindling art to be hit on the head with a pig's bladder, by men wearing bells.
I love it, personally. Seriously!
It's wonderfully, eccentrically English!
See guys, ALL the ladies.
Want to shake my bellend?
FTFY
There really was no need though.
I know. I'm driving being cider. It's affected my ability for nuanced humour.
Jesus!
Drinking some* "
Bloody Worzel, get orfff my combine harvester...
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Did some morris dancing a few years ago, was basically filling in as the idiot who ran between the sticks trying not to get hit.
Had a close call a few times |
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Apparently Traditional Morris dancing clubs were forced to accept female members in 2011 so as to comply with the new Equality Act – but the women were still not permitted to dance.....
Soxy Truth? or Soxy Bluff?  |
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"Apparently Traditional Morris dancing clubs were forced to accept female members in 2011 so as to comply with the new Equality Act – but the women were still not permitted to dance.....
Soxy Truth? or Soxy Bluff? "
I prefer Soxy in the buff.  |
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"Apparently Traditional Morris dancing clubs were forced to accept female members in 2011 so as to comply with the new Equality Act – but the women were still not permitted to dance.....
Soxy Truth? or Soxy Bluff?
I prefer Soxy in the buff. "
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"I sometimes just pretend I am just to get all the ladies.
Hey! It's an ancient and dwindling art to be hit on the head with a pig's bladder, by men wearing bells.
I love it, personally. Seriously!
It's wonderfully, eccentrically English!"
I thought it originated in Africa. |
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"Yup im in a Morris Team. A bloody good one too.
Do you clash sticks or wave handkerchiefs ?
Clash sticks. "
Ooo'er men clashing their sticks
Is that a euphemism....  |
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