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The late late nocturnal thread ©™

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever the flip you're doing, share it here. And just chat with other night owls. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. And not just on Fridays. Don't be shy, give us a try. Lets get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jim!!! How are you??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yo

Succinct, and first. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Dan.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A sober john63 here,hellooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Last night I dreamt I went to erectjim-lay again.

I'm so Daphne du Maurier.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well bugger me, it's that time already! Good evening, Jimbo, good evening, all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim!!! How are you??

Bunny! I'm good thanks, how the hell are you? Belated birthday wishes.

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

"Yo

Succinct, and first. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Dan."

What you saying breadbin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A sober john63 here,hellooooooooooo"

Cowabunga John.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just chilling, unable to move due to overdoing the gym training. My hips hurt so much I can hardly walk. How about you?

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Evening mr jim xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Last night I dreamt I went to erectjim-lay again.

I'm so Daphne du Maurier.

Daphty.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well bugger me, it's that time already! Good evening, Jimbo, good evening, all

JimBeau

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How do Jim?

Evening people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim!!! How are you??

Bunny! I'm good thanks, how the hell are you? Belated birthday wishes."

Buns...did I miss your birthday?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening Jim, how's your day been. I've been to the circus earlier. X

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By *owdyboy 890Man over a year ago

Country West

Yeehaa good evening Jim and cast xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well bugger me, it's that time already! Good evening, Jimbo, good evening, all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Alley. It's after ten, it's time for buggery.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Certainly not working!......Done until Monday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just chilling, unable to move due to overdoing the gym training. My hips hurt so much I can hardly walk. How about you?"

My hips don't lie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yo

Succinct, and first. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Dan.

What you saying breadbin?

Bo.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dear all,

I've had too much to drink.

Yours,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello everyone!!! This thread makes me beam with rainbow pooping joy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening all

Perving here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just chilling, unable to move due to overdoing the gym training. My hips hurt so much I can hardly walk. How about you?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Bread. Your hips don't lie, rest up. And don't do so much training next time.

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By *amesB66Man over a year ago

Channel islands

"Last night I dreamt I went to erectjim-lay again.

I'm so Daphne du Maurier.

Bad enough to make Rebecca rise from the deep!

Evening Estella and the Erect One

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening mr jim xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening missus Voddy. x

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Well I suppose I'd better show some willing and press the post message button, so here goes

I'm shy really

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Hello Pri! Hello all! I am tipsy and wide awake - basically winning at life currently.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Last night I dreamt I went to erectjim-lay again.

I'm so Daphne du Maurier.

Bad enough to make Rebecca rise from the deep!

Evening Estella and the Erect One"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How do Jim?

Evening people

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Swing. I'm good thanks, how are things with you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone!!! This thread makes me beam with rainbow pooping joy!

I guess that's a good thing!? Lol

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By *rwolfMan over a year ago

bristol

Evening jim, hows things?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Pri! Hello all! I am tipsy and wide awake - basically winning at life currently. "

tipsy Meli

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi jim and all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone!!! This thread makes me beam with rainbow pooping joy!

I guess that's a good thing!? Lol"

How can it *not* be?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How do Jim?

Evening people

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Swing. I'm good thanks, how are things with you?"

I'm sat listening to the Radio and perving on here. I'd say pretty good.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ahh balance has been restored!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, how's your day been. I've been to the circus earlier. X "

Good evening Angie. The circus, that sounds intense. I hope you enjoyed. And I hope that the circus is one that treats it's animals well. I've had a good day thank you. x

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm having a Johnny Cash evening

Estella, where are you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yeehaa good evening Jim and cast xx

Howdy Rowdy, yee-ha!

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Sweet cheeks

All the better for seeing you

Bed time for me

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Hello Pri! Hello all! I am tipsy and wide awake - basically winning at life currently.

tipsy Meli

I'm going to be good tonight!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm having a Johnny Cash evening

Estella, where are you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Certainly not working!......Done until Monday

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Need. Yeah! Happy Friday.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Pri! Hello all! I am tipsy and wide awake - basically winning at life currently.

tipsy Meli

I'm going to be good tonight! "

Please don't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Pri! Hello all! I am tipsy and wide awake - basically winning at life currently.

tipsy Meli

I'm going to be good tonight! "

*rubs legs vic & bob stylie*

Phwoooaaaar.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dear all,

I've had too much to drink.

Yours,

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Gate. Get it inside you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, how's your day been. I've been to the circus earlier. X

Good evening Angie. The circus, that sounds intense. I hope you enjoyed. And I hope that the circus is one that treats it's animals well. I've had a good day thank you. x"

Was a very big tent lol.

Wasn't animals, I wouldn't go to one of those type. Was entirely human. Glad to hear you've had a good day x

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm having a Johnny Cash evening

Estella, where are you

o/"

\o/

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Hello Pri! Hello all! I am tipsy and wide awake - basically winning at life currently.

tipsy Meli

I'm going to be good tonight!

Please don't

But if I don't my sex appeal will depreciate. And I'd like to fuck again before I web over.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello everyone!!! This thread makes me beam with rainbow pooping joy!

Smileyface

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Evening lovely people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim , hello all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi jim and all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm having a Johnny Cash evening

Estella, where are you

\o/ "

\o/

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all

Perving here

Venus is checking out the penis. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, and merry pervin'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Pri! Hello all! I am tipsy and wide awake - basically winning at life currently.

tipsy Meli

I second that emotion...

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone!!! This thread makes me beam with rainbow pooping joy!

I guess that's a good thing!? Lol

How can it *not* be?!

I can't say I've ever pooped a rainbow, but if it works for you

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Hello Pri! Hello all! I am tipsy and wide awake - basically winning at life currently.

tipsy Meli

I second that emotion..."

We should do more shots and find red legged loafered men!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening JamesB66.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well bugger me, it's that time already! Good evening, Jimbo, good evening, all

JimBeau

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone!!! This thread makes me beam with rainbow pooping joy!

I guess that's a good thing!? Lol

How can it *not* be?!

I can't say I've ever pooped a rainbow, but if it works for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Pri! Hello all! I am tipsy and wide awake - basically winning at life currently.

tipsy Meli

I second that emotion...

We should do more shots and find red legged loafered men! "

Off to Richmond then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*peeks in all shy and coy*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well I suppose I'd better show some willy and press the post message button, so here goes

I'm shy really

Lies, dirty boy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Pri! Hello all! I am tipsy and wide awake - basically winning at life currently.

tipsy Meli

I second that emotion...

We should do more shots and find red legged loafered men! "

We will when you next visit London. E's coming too!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

Hello

I am out...but I want to be at home in my bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*peeks in all shy and coy*"

Hugs you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

I am out...but I want to be at home in my bed "

Are you well enough to be out?

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By *owdyboy 890Man over a year ago

Country West

"Yeehaa good evening Jim and cast xx

Howdy Rowdy, yee-ha!"

As I say round them up and bring em to this thread yee-ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim!!! How are you??

Bunny! I'm good thanks, how the hell are you? Belated birthday wishes."

It wasn't actually my birthday. I put a fake one so if anyone thought they recognised me it would put them off. Still 27 for a few months

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Pri! Hello all! I am tipsy and wide awake - basically winning at life currently.

tipsy Meli

I second that emotion...

We should do more shots and find red legged loafered men!

We will when you next visit London. E's coming too! "

E's a good.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Hello Pri! Hello all! I am tipsy and wide awake - basically winning at life currently.

tipsy Meli

I second that emotion...

We should do more shots and find red legged loafered men!

Off to Richmond then?

Yaah. I want to sit on the face of a wonderfully accented sort so probably Richmonding it very soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Pri! Hello all! I am tipsy and wide awake - basically winning at life currently. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Meli. Life is the name of the game. And I want to play with a winner.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim!!! How are you??

Bunny! I'm good thanks, how the hell are you? Belated birthday wishes.

It wasn't actually my birthday. I put a fake one so if anyone thought they recognised me it would put them off. Still 27 for a few months

Christ! That avatar!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"*peeks in all shy and coy*"

You're not a coylet!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*peeks in all shy and coy*

Hugs you

Awww thanks

Kissy wrist?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pleasant tidings

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim!!! How are you??

Bunny! I'm good thanks, how the hell are you? Belated birthday wishes.

It wasn't actually my birthday. I put a fake one so if anyone thought they recognised me it would put them off. Still 27 for a few months

Christ! That avatar!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening jim, hows things?"

Aroo Wolfy, aroo. I'm good, how are you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim!!! How are you??

Bunny! I'm good thanks, how the hell are you? Belated birthday wishes.

It wasn't actually my birthday. I put a fake one so if anyone thought they recognised me it would put them off. Still 27 for a few months

I'd better eat this cake myself then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Pri! Hello all! I am tipsy and wide awake - basically winning at life currently.

tipsy Meli

I second that emotion...

We should do more shots and find red legged loafered men!

Off to Richmond then?

Yaah. I want to sit on the face of a wonderfully accented sort so probably Richmonding it very soon. "

Parson's Green. I know just the place.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all

Perving here

Venus is checking out the penis. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, and merry pervin'."

I'm checking out spankable bums not penises

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Oh hello!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Pri! Hello all! I am tipsy and wide awake - basically winning at life currently.

tipsy Meli

I second that emotion...

We should do more shots and find red legged loafered men!

Off to Richmond then?

Yaah. I want to sit on the face of a wonderfully accented sort so probably Richmonding it very soon.

Parson's Green. I know just the place. "

Errant apostrophe-- Parsons

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*peeks in all shy and coy*

You're not a coylet! "

No, I'm a TARTLET

Now come and sit on my face

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi jim and all

Cowabunga LS. Nice avatar. I trust you're both well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Pri! Hello all! I am tipsy and wide awake - basically winning at life currently.

tipsy Meli

I'm going to be good tonight!

Please don't

But if I don't my sex appeal will depreciate. And I'd like to fuck again before I web over."

I'm too tired to think up depreciation puns.

I'm pretty sure that webbing over won't happen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim!!! How are you??

Bunny! I'm good thanks, how the hell are you? Belated birthday wishes.

It wasn't actually my birthday. I put a fake one so if anyone thought they recognised me it would put them off. Still 27 for a few months

I'd better eat this cake myself then

27 year Olds can eat cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*peeks in all shy and coy*

Hugs you

Awww thanks

Kissy wrist?"

Did you see my end post to you last night? It was a reply Labyrinth quote. I had got it

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm having a Johnny Cash evening

Estella, where are you

\o/

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDYdF6whhxA

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How do Jim?

Evening people

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Swing. I'm good thanks, how are things with you?

I'm sat listening to the Radio and perving on here. I'd say pretty good."

Good man, what you listening to?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*peeks in all shy and coy*

Hugs you

Awww thanks

Kissy wrist?

Did you see my end post to you last night? It was a reply Labyrinth quote. I had got it

I didn't but I am super glad

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Estella can we put the cinema trip as a Match on the MM thread?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim!!! How are you??

Bunny! I'm good thanks, how the hell are you? Belated birthday wishes.

It wasn't actually my birthday. I put a fake one so if anyone thought they recognised me it would put them off. Still 27 for a few months

Christ! That avatar!

Seriously. Can I borrow your body?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ahh balance has been restored! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Blue. Old balance is back.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"*peeks in all shy and coy*

You're not a coylet!

No, I'm a TARTLET

Now come and sit on my face

You are.

I can't refuse an offer like that. Best one I've had all day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Estella can we put the cinema trip as a Match on the MM thread?

YEAH!!!!

I'm going to try and play with your boobies though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim!!! How are you??

Bunny! I'm good thanks, how the hell are you? Belated birthday wishes.

It wasn't actually my birthday. I put a fake one so if anyone thought they recognised me it would put them off. Still 27 for a few months

Christ! That avatar!

Seriously. Can I borrow your body?

Only if I can "borrow" yours back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*peeks in all shy and coy*

Hugs you

Awww thanks

Kissy wrist?

Did you see my end post to you last night? It was a reply Labyrinth quote. I had got it

I didn't but I am super glad

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Hello Pri! Hello all! I am tipsy and wide awake - basically winning at life currently.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Meli. Life is the name of the game. And I want to play with a winner.

A?! I'm the! Not a! Pfffft. Incredibly insulted right now. And broken

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim!!! How are you??

Bunny! I'm good thanks, how the hell are you? Belated birthday wishes.

It wasn't actually my birthday. I put a fake one so if anyone thought they recognised me it would put them off. Still 27 for a few months

I'd better eat this cake myself then

27 year Olds can eat cake

It's not your birthday though and it won't keep

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm having a Johnny Cash evening

I like to spend an evening with Cash.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How do Jim?

Evening people

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Swing. I'm good thanks, how are things with you?

I'm sat listening to the Radio and perving on here. I'd say pretty good.

Good man, what you listening to?"

Radio X - some cracking tunes tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*peeks in all shy and coy*

You're not a coylet!

No, I'm a TARTLET

Now come and sit on my face

You are.

I can't refuse an offer like that. Best one I've had all day.

Preferred prop - a book for you to read or THE glass dildo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sweet cheeks

All the better for seeing you

Bed time for me "

Hey Red. Sleep well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim!!! How are you??

Bunny! I'm good thanks, how the hell are you? Belated birthday wishes.

It wasn't actually my birthday. I put a fake one so if anyone thought they recognised me it would put them off. Still 27 for a few months

Christ! That avatar!

Seriously. Can I borrow your body?

Only if I can "borrow" yours back

That'd be like the worst exchange deal ever, but it's in weighted in my favour (literally and figuratively) so, yeah!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim!!! How are you??

Bunny! I'm good thanks, how the hell are you? Belated birthday wishes.

It wasn't actually my birthday. I put a fake one so if anyone thought they recognised me it would put them off. Still 27 for a few months

I'd better eat this cake myself then

27 year Olds can eat cake

It's not your birthday though and it won't keep

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I'm having a Johnny Cash evening

I like to spend an evening with Cash."

I like to spend my life with lots of cash

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*peeks in all shy and coy*

Hugs you

Awww thanks

Kissy wrist?

Did you see my end post to you last night? It was a reply Labyrinth quote. I had got it

I didn't but I am super glad

Big loves for yoooouuuuu.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

o/ Flaccid! Flaccid! Flaccid! Flaccid!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim!!! How are you??

Bunny! I'm good thanks, how the hell are you? Belated birthday wishes.

It wasn't actually my birthday. I put a fake one so if anyone thought they recognised me it would put them off. Still 27 for a few months

I'd better eat this cake myself then

27 year Olds can eat cake

It's not your birthday though and it won't keep

Gives me an excuse to buy another one though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim!!! How are you??

Bunny! I'm good thanks, how the hell are you? Belated birthday wishes.

It wasn't actually my birthday. I put a fake one so if anyone thought they recognised me it would put them off. Still 27 for a few months

Christ! That avatar!

Seriously. Can I borrow your body?

Only if I can "borrow" yours back

That'd be like the worst exchange deal ever, but it's in weighted in my favour (literally and figuratively) so, yeah!!

Oh wait! I'm not exchanging I'm just using yours in erm.....different ways

You can borrow mine though, its a bit tired tonight though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim!!! How are you??

Bunny! I'm good thanks, how the hell are you? Belated birthday wishes.

It wasn't actually my birthday. I put a fake one so if anyone thought they recognised me it would put them off. Still 27 for a few months

I'd better eat this cake myself then

27 year Olds can eat cake

It's not your birthday though and it won't keep

Gives me an excuse to buy another one though

A caterpillar one?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Hello

I am out...but I want to be at home in my bed

Are you well enough to be out?

No, but I put on a ton of slap and attended with a smile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening lovely people

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Kinky. And good eeeeeeeeeeeevening to the unlovely people.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"*peeks in all shy and coy*

You're not a coylet!

No, I'm a TARTLET

Now come and sit on my face

You are.

I can't refuse an offer like that. Best one I've had all day.

Preferred prop - a book for you to read or THE glass dildo?"

Can we go for both? I'm good at multitasking. If not, just the book would be more than enough.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim!!! How are you??

Bunny! I'm good thanks, how the hell are you? Belated birthday wishes.

It wasn't actually my birthday. I put a fake one so if anyone thought they recognised me it would put them off. Still 27 for a few months

I'd better eat this cake myself then

27 year Olds can eat cake

It's not your birthday though and it won't keep

Gives me an excuse to buy another one though

A caterpillar one? "

if that's what you want then yes

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By *rrol.BMan over a year ago

Wrexham

JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!

Evenin' all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim , hello all

Cowabunga Yoko.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*peeks in all shy and coy*

You're not a coylet!

No, I'm a TARTLET

Now come and sit on my face

You are.

I can't refuse an offer like that. Best one I've had all day.

Preferred prop - a book for you to read or THE glass dildo?

Can we go for both? I'm good at multitasking. If not, just the book would be more than enough.

Both could work. How good is your concentration?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim!!! How are you??

Bunny! I'm good thanks, how the hell are you? Belated birthday wishes.

It wasn't actually my birthday. I put a fake one so if anyone thought they recognised me it would put them off. Still 27 for a few months

I'd better eat this cake myself then

27 year Olds can eat cake

Oh come on bunny, you are in the same boat as me.........Why eat cake? When you can have pie

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!

Evenin' all"

Oh, I've just got who you are!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all

Good evening to you Babs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim!!! How are you??

Bunny! I'm good thanks, how the hell are you? Belated birthday wishes.

It wasn't actually my birthday. I put a fake one so if anyone thought they recognised me it would put them off. Still 27 for a few months

I'd better eat this cake myself then

27 year Olds can eat cake

It's not your birthday though and it won't keep

Gives me an excuse to buy another one though

A caterpillar one?

if that's what you want then yes

Can I have the face?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello everyone!!! This thread makes me beam with rainbow pooping joy!

I guess that's a good thing!? Lol

How can it *not* be?!

I can't say I've ever pooped a rainbow, but if it works for you

London hipster beetroot lunch again?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim!!! How are you??

Bunny! I'm good thanks, how the hell are you? Belated birthday wishes.

It wasn't actually my birthday. I put a fake one so if anyone thought they recognised me it would put them off. Still 27 for a few months

I'd better eat this cake myself then

27 year Olds can eat cake

Oh come on bunny, you are in the same boat as me.........Why eat cake? When you can have pie

I do like a bit of pie

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By *rrol.BMan over a year ago

Wrexham

"JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!

Evenin' all

Oh, I've just got who you are! "

I've littered the forums with terrible poetry.

Breadcrumbs, badly composed.

The signs exist and they all point to me.

Errol, relaxed and reposed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!

Evenin' all

Oh, I've just got who you are! "

Who dat?

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Can we go for both? I'm good at multitasking. If not, just the book would be more than enough.

Both could work. How good is your concentration?

Incredibly good if I really want to do something.

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By *rrol.BMan over a year ago

Wrexham

"JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!

Evenin' all

Oh, I've just got who you are!

Who dat? "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!

Evenin' all

Oh, I've just got who you are!

Who dat? "

Who? Do tell

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*peeks in all shy and coy*"

Shy and coy is nice. But they can stop you from doing all the things in life you'd like to. Get in here!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It wasn't actually my birthday. I put a fake one so if anyone thought they recognised me it would put them off. Still 27 for a few months

I'd better eat this cake myself then

27 year Olds can eat cake

It's not your birthday though and it won't keep

Gives me an excuse to buy another one though

A caterpillar one?

if that's what you want then yes

Can I have the face?

It's your cake. You can have whatever you like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!

Evenin' all

Oh, I've just got who you are!

Who dat?

Who? Do tell"

Ahhh yes iv seen that tattoo before

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we go for both? I'm good at multitasking. If not, just the book would be more than enough.

Both could work. How good is your concentration?

Incredibly good if I really want to do something. "

Is that an implication that a book would be more interesting than my mouth and a glass dildo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello

I am out...but I want to be at home in my bed "

Hello Honey

I want to be in your bed too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*peeks in all shy and coy*

Shy and coy is nice. But they can stop you from doing all the things in life you'd like to. Get in here!"

You completely missed my glass dildo comment James

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By *rrol.BMan over a year ago

Wrexham

"JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!

Evenin' all

Oh, I've just got who you are!

Who dat?

Who? Do tell"

Prepare yourself for massive disappointment. I'm just the male part of EandVB. Given that VB never posts on the forum I thought it best to start a single profile so people knew who they were talking to.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!

Evenin' all

Oh, I've just got who you are!

I've littered the forums with terrible poetry.

Breadcrumbs, badly composed.

The signs exist and they all point to me.

Errol, relaxed and reposed.

Fuck me, I would happily ride a man who gives good words,

I'd try a poem but it'd be absurd,

But you can tell that there's glee

(And that's a rarity from me)

To realise you're one of my preferred.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yeehaa good evening Jim and cast xx

Howdy Rowdy, yee-ha!

As I say round them up and bring em to this thread yee-ha

Yeah! YEAH!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim!!! How are you??

Bunny! I'm good thanks, how the hell are you? Belated birthday wishes.

It wasn't actually my birthday. I put a fake one so if anyone thought they recognised me it would put them off. Still 27 for a few months

I'd better eat this cake myself then

27 year Olds can eat cake

Oh come on bunny, you are in the same boat as me.........Why eat cake? When you can have pie

I do like a bit of pie

mmmmmmm pie. Love pie lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!

Evenin' all

Oh, I've just got who you are!

Who dat?

Who? Do tell

Ahh, I did wonder about the chances of there being 3 people on here from Wrexham. I mean, that's almost the population.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Can we go for both? I'm good at multitasking. If not, just the book would be more than enough.

Both could work. How good is your concentration?

Incredibly good if I really want to do something.

Is that an implication that a book would be more interesting than my mouth and a glass dildo?

Nah, I want to do you.

My hands and the book would be more effective. Or you can read and I'll find other ways to occupy myself.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hullo night owls.

Just catching up on my neglected inbox and seeing what's occuring.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim!!! How are you??

Bunny! I'm good thanks, how the hell are you? Belated birthday wishes.

It wasn't actually my birthday. I put a fake one so if anyone thought they recognised me it would put them off. Still 27 for a few months

Happy phony birthday!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we go for both? I'm good at multitasking. If not, just the book would be more than enough.

Both could work. How good is your concentration?

Incredibly good if I really want to do something.

Is that an implication that a book would be more interesting than my mouth and a glass dildo?

Nah, I want to do you.

My hands and the book would be more effective. Or you can read and I'll find other ways to occupy myself."

Nononono, you're extremely welcome to do me, my sweet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!

Evenin' all

Oh, I've just got who you are!

Who dat?

Who? Do tell

Yeah i recognised the tattoo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

**twirls in slightly late**

Evening EJ

Evening All

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By *rrol.BMan over a year ago

Wrexham

"JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!

Evenin' all

Oh, I've just got who you are!

Who dat?

Who? Do tell

Ahh, I did wonder about the chances of there being 3 people on here from Wrexham. I mean, that's almost the population. "

I'll have you know that... no, you're right.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim!!! How are you??

Bunny! I'm good thanks, how the hell are you? Belated birthday wishes.

It wasn't actually my birthday. I put a fake one so if anyone thought they recognised me it would put them off. Still 27 for a few months

Christ! That avatar!

You can say that again.

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By *rrol.BMan over a year ago

Wrexham

"JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!

Evenin' all

Oh, I've just got who you are!

I've littered the forums with terrible poetry.

Breadcrumbs, badly composed.

The signs exist and they all point to me.

Errol, relaxed and reposed.

Fuck me, I would happily ride a man who gives good words,

I'd try a poem but it'd be absurd,

But you can tell that there's glee

(And that's a rarity from me)

To realise you're one of my preferred.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pleasant tidings"

Cowabunga Lunch. Pleasant tidings, in and out tidings.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Yeah whatever, see y'all in part 2

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"My hands and the book would be more effective. Or you can read and I'll find other ways to occupy myself.

Nononono, you're extremely welcome to do me, my sweet

I feel like I'm owned by a hairy footed small type. I like it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all

Perving here

Venus is checking out the penis. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, and merry pervin'.

I'm checking out spankable bums not penises

bums away!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh hello!!"

Legs, hello!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My hands and the book would be more effective. Or you can read and I'll find other ways to occupy myself.

Nononono, you're extremely welcome to do me, my sweet

I feel like I'm owned by a hairy footed small type. I like it.

They're not hairy, I pluck the bastards

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

I am remarkably happy for an entirely non fab related reason this evening. I discovered a yoghurt in the fridge when I thought I'd already eaten them all. I call that a win.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You can say that again."

Is there really any need fs

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Hello

I am out...but I want to be at home in my bed

Hello Honey

I want to be in your bed too."

Bring juice and you are welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am remarkably happy for an entirely non fab related reason this evening. I discovered a yoghurt in the fridge when I thought I'd already eaten them all. I call that a win."

#winningatlife

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"My hands and the book would be more effective. Or you can read and I'll find other ways to occupy myself.

Nononono, you're extremely welcome to do me, my sweet

I feel like I'm owned by a hairy footed small type. I like it.

They're not hairy, I pluck the bastards"

Do you eat elevenses at least? Otherwise my fantasy will be shattered.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Pri! Hello all! I am tipsy and wide awake - basically winning at life currently.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Meli. Life is the name of the game. And I want to play with a winner.

A?! I'm the! Not a! Pfffft. Incredibly insulted right now. And broken

Sorry, I meant well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My hands and the book would be more effective. Or you can read and I'll find other ways to occupy myself.

Nononono, you're extremely welcome to do me, my sweet

I feel like I'm owned by a hairy footed small type. I like it.

They're not hairy, I pluck the bastards

Do you eat elevenses at least? Otherwise my fantasy will be shattered.

And second breakfasts

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!

Evenin' all"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Errol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim!!! How are you??

Bunny! I'm good thanks, how the hell are you? Belated birthday wishes.

It wasn't actually my birthday. I put a fake one so if anyone thought they recognised me it would put them off. Still 27 for a few months

Christ! That avatar!

Seriously. Can I borrow your body?

Only if I can "borrow" yours back

That'd be like the worst exchange deal ever, but it's in weighted in my favour (literally and figuratively) so, yeah!!

Oh wait! I'm not exchanging I'm just using yours in erm.....different ways

You can borrow mine though, its a bit tired tonight though. "

Yeah. I knew you were being filthy. Pervert.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm working with a load of staff who are discussing if they would let a guy suck them off or not.

Great emphasis is going on weather they would be gay or curious or bi if they did.

NO IM NOT GOING TO OFFER

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"I feel like I'm owned by a hairy footed small type. I like it.

They're not hairy, I pluck the bastards

Do you eat elevenses at least? Otherwise my fantasy will be shattered.

And second breakfasts

You keep getting better!

Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

I am out...but I want to be at home in my bed

Are you well enough to be out?

No, but I put on a ton of slap and attended with a smile."

Well done

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Hello

I am out...but I want to be at home in my bed

Are you well enough to be out?

No, but I put on a ton of slap and attended with a smile.

Well done

Please chastise me tomorrow when I relapse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I feel like I'm owned by a hairy footed small type. I like it.

They're not hairy, I pluck the bastards

Do you eat elevenses at least? Otherwise my fantasy will be shattered.

And second breakfasts

You keep getting better!

Thanks.

Can I have you as both a second breakfast AND elevenses?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*peeks in all shy and coy*

Shy and coy is nice. But they can stop you from doing all the things in life you'd like to. Get in here!

You completely missed my glass dildo comment James

I haven't.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Snog, fuck or avoid anyone?

Part 2 is always better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone!!! This thread makes me beam with rainbow pooping joy!

I guess that's a good thing!? Lol

How can it *not* be?!

I can't say I've ever pooped a rainbow, but if it works for you

London hipster beetroot lunch again?"

There's a followup to that story. I'll tell you later x

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By *rrol.BMan over a year ago

Wrexham

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

You can have me whatever time of day you want to

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By *rrol.BMan over a year ago

Wrexham

By Jove, I think I've got it!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bien, Tink and Ligeia. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening ladies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Dark, D8, good eeeeeeeeeeeevening gentlemen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

Is this the dark side?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I get nocturnal on your piece?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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